Okay, so Star Wars isn't anime. Sue me. But this little Flash-animated MV is only 3.2MB, and well worth the bandwidth to check out at least once:
www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/
Besides, I'm a sucker for that song. Wonder what Doug could do with it...
Just watch out for that guitar solo. And that guy singin' the blues? Oy...

www.amv-contest-lists.org...ca2005.htm
Finalists and winners from the AX 2005 AMV contest. So far, I've only downloaded "The Wizard of Ozaka" and the "1985" video, both based (obviously) on AD, but they're both really good. TWoO is kinda quircky, using *very* well-edited inserts from other series to look like they were all actually animated together, and with a 8bit-RPG overlay. 1985 is... well... Yukari *is* a child of "The ME Decade," after all....

Everyone in range shrinks to be three to four feet tall and gains a suit of archaic armor - but to compensate, they are provided with a giant warhamster to ride.
Why? 'Cause they're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines. Also, any non-enchanted gadget they may have will break about half the time tey try to use it, and explode in the breaking one time in four.

Perhaps you prefer martial artist chickens? Try the Ray Stevens song linked from this page.

Or, maybe you're in a situation that's on the fishy side?

Bah. I still can't rmemeber the song I actually linked to the board to post about, jammit.

- CD
What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?

SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

Chaz has reentered the 'Net.
Yep, the guy who went Guyver for his 5th Knight Saber Hardsuit design insperation has dropped A Certain Point of View onto the Pit of Voles.
www.fanfiction.net/u/656554/
There's just one small problem, as of time of writing it appears that FF.net has eaten a fair portion of paragraphs early on in all of the chapters. The flow of the story, while still good is therefore missing pieces of important information which will leave those who haven't read the full chapters confused.
Also, we have his take on Ranma. Some may know where he must have got some of his idea from. I think I do, but I'll leave it as an excersise for others.
--Rod.H

Avenue Q got brought up over in the AMV forum. I've been thinking, some of these songs could have fascinating effects for Doug...
The Internet is for Porn
All net connections in Doug's area of effect are unable to display anything but porn. (Presumably in the Warrior's World this song is called "The Dataweave is for Porn" instead.)
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Definite effect, but not so useful.
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
People in the area of effect acknowledge their own racism?
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
Arbitrarily powerful sonic attack, but Doug's reluctant to use it except when Maggie is around.

And so as the germ of an idea gnaws at me, I ask the really important question, Bob.
I know it has been discussed, so I'm curious as to whether or not you've got any serious plans for a Negima step?
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells me to defeat you....
Shining FINGER!" -Domon Kashuu, Mobile Fighter G Gundam

www.animemusicvideos.org/...hp?v=79254
I have no idea where the audio came from, but it is hilarious... Not really work safe, though (language, some of the shots from Chobits). Of course, my wife nearly fell out of her chair laughing...
Balentius

is now officially over.... well season one at least.. they brought a character fowards in time... in what I hope is a taste of a sequel... although it hasn't been announced juuust yet...
go watch! and comment back here..
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Shepard Book: The special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in cinemas.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

It was Cucumber the first; summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled.
I'm the kinda guy that works hard for his celery and I don't mind telling you I was feeling a bit wilted. But I didn't carrot all. 'Cause, otherwise, things were vine.
I try never to disparagus and I don't sweat the truffles. I'm outstanding in my field and I know something good will turnip eventually.
A bunch of things were going grape, and soon, I'd be top banana. At least, that's my peeling. But that's enough corn; lend me your ear and lettuce continue:
After dressing, I stalked on over to the grain station. I got there just in lime to catch the nine-elemon as it plowed toward the core of Apple-ton, a lentil more than a melon-and-a-half yeast of Cloveland.
Life in the slaw lane.
They say plants can't feel no pain.
Life in the slaw lane.
I've got news for you:
They're just as frail as you.
No one got off at Zucchini, so we continued on a rutaBaga.
Passing my usual stop, I got avocado. I hailed a passing Yellow Cabbage and told the driver to cart me off to Broccolyn. I was going to meet my brother across from the eggplant where he had a job at the Saffron station pumpkin gas.
As soon as I saw his face, I knew he was in a yam.
He told me his wife had been raisin cane. Her name was Peaches: a soiled but radishing beauty with huge gourds. My brother had always been a chestnut, but I could never figure out why she picked him. He was a skinny little string bean who had always suffered from cerebral parsley. It was in our roots. Sure, we had tried to weed it out, but the problem still romained.
He was used to having a tough row to how, but it irrigated me to see Artichoke, and it bothered my brother to see his marriage going to seed.
Life in the slaw lane.
They say plants can't feel no pain.
Life in the slaw lane.
I've got news for you:
They're just as frail as you.
Like most mapled couples, they had a lot of growing to do. Sure, they'd sown their wild oats, but just barley, if you peas.
Finally, Peaches had given him an ultomato. She said, "I'm hip to your chive, and you don't stop smoking that herb, I'm gonna leaf ya for Basil, ya fruit!"
He said he didn't realize it had kumquat so far. Onion other hand, even though Peaches could be the pits, I knew she'd
never call the fuzz.
Life in the slaw lane.
They say plants can't feel no pain.
Life in the slaw lane.
I've got news for you:
They're just as frail as you.
So I said, "Hay, we're not farm from the Mushroom! Let's walk over."
He said, "That's a very rice place. That's the same little bar where alfalfa my wife!"
When we got there, I pulled up a cherry and tried to produce small talk. I told him I haven't seen Olive; not since I shelled off for a trip to Macadamia when I told her, "We cantaloupe." The time just wasn't ripe. She knew what I mint.
When we left the Mushroom, we were pretty well-juiced. I told Arti to say hello to the boysenBerry and that I'd orange to see him another thyme.
Well, it all came out in the morning peppers: Arti caught Peaches that night with Basil, and Arti beat Basil bad, leaving him with two beautiful acres.
Peaches? She was found in the garden; she'd been... pruned.
Life in the slaw lane.
They say plants can't feel no pain.
Life in the slaw lane.
I've got news for you:
They're just as frail as you.
Well, my little story is okra now. Maybe it's small potatoes. Me? Idaho.
My name? Wheat. My friends call me "Kernel". And that's life... in the slaw lane. Thank you... so mulch.
Life in the slaw lane.
They say plants can't feel no pain.
Life in the slaw lane.
I've got news for you:
They're just as frail as you.
It's a garden out there!
-- Kip Adotta, Life In The Slaw Lane
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Tsubasa Chronicle OST-
Track 18: "A Song of Storm and Fire"
I just found out it's psuedo-Latin and psuedo-Japanese words.
But if there was version with actual lyrics, what would the effect be?
To those who follow Tsubasa, it's the background music of the last 4 minutes of episode 1.
The spellchecker does not seem to be functioning, so advanced apologies for any mis-spelled words.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell