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  Antichrists are popping up everywhere
Posted by: Labster - 10-12-2025, 04:16 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (5)

I'd like to share a little news story.  It's fairly long, but I'm just going to say that I was laughing for about ten minutes straight as I read through this story:  Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist

You know how having money makes people think that they're really smart in every field?  Well, someone managed to get a recording of Peter Thiel's four-part lecture series, despite making it clear that recordings were entirely prohibited.  And this guy hates universities so much that he just spent a few hours trying to impress academics with his theories about the antichrist.

What is the antichrist?  Apparently anything to do with world government, like UNICEF or something. And also getting in the way of new technology, like luddites. Who is the antichrist?  People like Marc Andressen, Greta Thunberg, and Eliezer Yudkowsky get mentioned as candidates, fairly close together. (A different article noted: "With enemies like these, who needs friends?")  The whole thing is like SF tech scene inside baseball, but antichrist flavored.

And people kept going to see these things!  I mean, I definitely would have, this is comedy gold, especially if you're in technology.

I'm not really knocking the idea of there being antichrists, there are plenty of people who meet the definition in 1 John. It's that, like, people whom you disagree with in politics are probably not the antichrist just because you disagree with them, right?

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  Book recommendations
Posted by: robkelk - 10-11-2025, 01:08 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - No Replies

ISBN 978-1-5387-7800-5
(also available as an ebook, but you probably want a copy that can't be remotely deleted without your permission or knowledge)

Lessons from Cats for Surviving Fascism
by Stewart "Brittlestar" Reynolds

Exactly what it says on the tin.

A quick read, but you should take your time and think about what's written in each of the two- or three-page chapters.

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  Yo, Aleh
Posted by: classicdrogn - 10-07-2025, 07:32 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

Your PM mailbox is full

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  Lullaby/Psychometry: Away From The Roll of The Sea
Posted by: Proginoskes - 10-06-2025, 10:22 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play - No Replies

This is a beautiful song by Allister MacGillivray. I'm thinking specifically about the SATB choral arrangement by the composer.

Quote:Small craft in a harbour that's still and serene
Give no indication what their ways have been.
They rock at their moorings all nestled in dreams,
Away from the roll of the sea.

Their stern lines are groaning a lullaby air,
A ghost in the cuddy, a gull on the spar,
But never they whisper of journeys afar,
Away from the roll of the sea.

Oh, had they the tongues for to speak,
What tales of adventure they'd weave.
But now they are anchored to sleep,
And slumber alee.

Come fair winds to wake them tomorrow, we pray;
Come harvest aplenty to them every day,
'Til guided by harbour lights they're home to stay,
Away from the roll of the sea.

Oh, had they the tongues for to speak,
What tales of adventure they'd weave.
But now they are anchored to sleep,
And slumber alee.

Come fair winds to wake them tomorrow, we pray;
Come harvest aplenty to them every day,
'Til guided by harbour lights they're home to stay,
Away from the roll of the sea.

Away from the roll of the sea.

As a lullaby, this song improves the restfulness and ease of all sleep in Doug's AoE. This "improved rest" effect also applies to vehicles and machinery at rest, automagically performing minor regular maintenance. But vehicles under this effect, especially small working boats, will "talk" to Doug "in their sleep", allowing him to learn about what happened on or around them since the last time they were in harbour (or equivalent, for non-watercraft vehicles).

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  Grotesque, Unbelieveable, Bizarre and Unprecented - Presidential Election 2025
Posted by: Dartz - 10-06-2025, 02:27 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (2)

Every 7 years Ireland gathers together to watch paint dry.

And occasionally elect a President at the same time. And while the current incumbent is well loved - we're required to get a new one after 2 terms of 7 years. (A constitutional referendum to nail him inside the Aras would take too long to spin up)

And yet, considering how utterly inconsequential the position of President of Ireland is, it tends to turn up some the most vicious of catfighting (Probably emulating the yanks) and usually ends up with one candidate being monumentally humiliated in the public eye by some utterly trivial 'scandal'.

After a nomination campaign which has been as electrifying as a dead battery, with the only spark being the establishment sending Maria Steen back to 1954 where she belongs, the race began with a shrug, and had been proceeding with all the processional drudgery we've come to expect.

Until it floated up that, about 16 years ago, Jim Gavin had once owned an apartment.

And he rented it to a tenant who paid the rent by direct debit.

And, of course, Jimmy could no longer pay the mortgage on that flat in 2009 - because very few people *could* - so handed the keys back to the bank and rolled the remants of the loan into his home mortgage. The tenant, unfortunately, kept paying him for several months, totaling about 3300k in rent. (About a months rent in 2025 terms)

And for 16 years, and even after a solicitors letter, that debt stayed outstanding. Washed under the carpet. Too much money to be dealt with summarily in small claims. Too little money to be dealt with in real court. Probably not actually owed in legality. So it was forgotten. One tenant agrieved by their own mistake. One landlord too busy to think about it - thinking it was all so long ago.

It lingered like an old German shell under a Belgian farm, waiting for it's opportunity to ruin someone's day with a bang

That day was Saturday. After receiving a bruising earlier in the week for flying a video drone without the proper permits - something someone who once worked for the aviation regulator should've known about, the final knife in the back came on Saturday.

A report of a disaffected former tenant floated up early in Saturday - a tenant who sent proof to the political party backing Jimmy of their complaint that they were owned a substantial sum of money - just in time for poor oul Jimmy to deny on a publically televised any knowledge or having any records of the 3.3k debt ever being owed in the first place. The party knew, and they didn't warn him. The knives were out.

So now, Micheal Martin who put him forward looks like a gobshite. Everyone involved in the whole affair looks moronic. And the entire thing is turning into a political omnishambles worthy of our Westerly and Easterly neighbours.

Reports that Bertie Ahern was seen huddled in Fagans with his circle of sheisters clustered around a mobile phone like witches around a cauldron, have yet to be verified. But if the cutest, most devious hoor of them all had put a knife in the Gavin campaign's back- I wouldn't be surprised.

Jim Gavin officially withdrew from the campaign last night.

Too late for his name not to be on the ballot on polling day.

Part of me thinks it'd be fun to vote for someone who now desperately wants not to be President. If we follow Hitchicker's logic, he's the perfect man for the job. Or we can cause a constitutional crisis for shits and giggles.

Now it's just Heather Humphries, and Catherine Connolly.

They each exist, and have a body temperature of approximately 37 degrees.

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  It's been 30 years...
Posted by: Dartz - 10-03-2025, 06:19 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VI: Angel Baby - No Replies

...since an Otaku first gooned to Rei Ayanami.

(And the first episode of Evangelion premiered on Wednesday, October 4th, 1995)

Imagine coming home from cram scool at 18:30 in the evening and whatching this thing for the first time. This weird mix of giant robot cliche and what-the-fuck? Would you have kept watching it without knowing what it was to become? 

Anyway - not only have we had the series - we've had the manga, the movies, the weird AU's, the merchandise and that one garage figurine of Asuka sitting on a cutaway toilet (Seriously, WTF?). And it still lingers, drawing fans like a siren. Once captured, you cannot escape.

It's also been about 20 years since I started *that bloody fic* and maybe ten years since I lost any ability to create. So it goes. Time and the world move on.

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  Just to show I haven't abandoned DW...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-29-2025, 03:50 PM - Forum: Future Steps - Replies (5)

This is a little something I've been working on, on and off, for a few years now. It's nowhere near done, but there's enough here to serve as a tasty teaser.



FAMILY UNION

A "Drunkard's Walk" Side Story

by Robert M. Schroeck

A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another.
If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as
a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one
another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.
-- Buddha (B.C. 568-488)

"Basically, I'm part of this large, creative, mildly crazy,
loosely connected loving family. But really, these days, who
isn't?"
-- Kate Burton

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a
family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
-- Jane Howard



*OK. So. It's a dream,* Shinji thought. *It's got to be.*

The last thing he remembered was going to bed, so suddenly
finding himself standing up and dressed in front of a perfectly
ordinary-looking door was understandably disorienting, at least
until he realized that he had to be dreaming.

That he'd never realized he was dreaming *while* dreaming before,
at least not without an Angel being involved, did occur to him.
But the Angels had been beaten back, completely and permanently,
more than a year ago, so he was pretty certain that one couldn't
be involved now.

*So...* he wondered. *What's going on?*

The door declined to answer.

Shinji slowly turned around and decided that whatever his
subconscious was up to in this dream, it was decidedly *not*
playing fair. White walls, white floor, white ceiling -- an
unfamiliar one, he thought with a small smile -- and no windows
or other doors. *Okay, so... either open the door or have the
most boring dream I've ever had.*

He had to admit that with his life there was some *attraction* to
the idea of a boring dream.

However, he knew perfectly well what Asuka would say if he
*didn't* open the door. Plus, he had to admit to a certain
amount of curiosity about what his subconscious had in mind. So
with a little laugh at his hesitation, Shinji reached out,
grasped the simple brass knob, and opened the door.

On the other side was a room out of a movie -- dark wood
paneling, built-in bookcases filled with books of all sizes,
colors and ages, and several chairs and sofas arranged in a
semicircle around a fireplace in which a fire was blazing
merrily.

He'd barely taken that in when he realized there was someone in
the room -- two someones, actually, the backs of whose heads he
could see over the top of the sofa on which they sat. From the
hairstyles he thought they might both be women. One had hair the
same color as Misato's, but what little of her skin he could see
was a warm chocolate color. The other had hair of the most
improbable shade of pink, and at the sound of the door closing
behind him she stood and faced him.

Shinji's breath caught for a moment. Ah, yes, definitely female.
Brilliant blue eyes in a heart-shaped face, perched atop a blue
jacket of a decidedly military design, red biker shorts and...
Shinji tore his eyes back up to hers -- he wasn't going to admire
anyone's legs other than Asuka's, not if he was going to survive
the inevitable telling of this dream in the morning.

"Um, hi?" he half-asked as the pink-haired girl -- and girl she
was, not much older than him if he was right -- smiled broadly.

"Oh, hey!" To his surprise she suddenly grabbed the back of the
sofa with her left hand and vaulted it, pivoting over the
overstuffed upholstery and dropping neatly on the carpet in front
of him. The other girl turned to follow her with a fond, amused
smile on her face. She had amazing emerald eyes, Shinji realized
before the pink-haired girl regained his attention by sticking
out her hand. "Shinji, right? I'm Utena." When he failed to
take her hand, she grabbed his and shook it anyway. "I'm your
sister."

*Yup, definitely dreaming,* Shinji thought.

* * *

Several minutes later Shinji found himself surrounded by more
people than he was normally comfortable being around. Moments
after Utena had introduced him to the dark-skinned girl -- Anthy,
her name was, and he was a bit stunned to learn that she was
Utena's *wife* (and thus, they pointed out to him, his
*sister-in-law*) -- the door had opened again to admit three more
people who were energetically chattering. Immediately
uncomfortable, Shinji tried to slide back against one of the
bookcases, but Utena hooked her arm around his before he could do
more than twitch, and drew him gently but inexorably forward.

The new three were two more girls and another guy, who all
quieted down and studied him speculatively when they spotted him
on Utena's arm. "Hey," said the guy, who was a Westerner with
messy black hair, green eyes just as striking as Anthy's behind
round glasses, and the faded remains of a nasty scar on his
forehead, "Is that...?"

Utena smiled. "I finally found him. Ladies and gentleman, may
I present our no-longer-missing sibling, Mister Shinji Ikari."

"Brilliant!" the guy responded while grabbing his hand and
enthusiastically shaking it, Western-style. "It's about time you
showed up! Now us guys are only outnumbered two to one, instead
of five to one. I'm Harry -- Harry Potter," he added, releasing
Shinji's hand. "And in case Big Sis here hasn't gotten to it,
I'm your brother."

"Um," Shinji offered. "Hi?"

"Oh, for..." said the smaller of the two girls. She was slender
and delicate and tiny, with wavy dark hair and hazel eyes no less
striking than Harry's green. "Can't you see you're crowding him,
Harry?" She elbowed Harry out of the way -- he gave a very
dramatic-sounding "oof!" but grinned at Shinji as he did -- and
to Shinji's surprise stepped forward and very gently hugged him.

"Right, and *I* was crowding him," Harry muttered with obvious
amusement in his tone.

Shinji went very still, not quite sure even after all he'd been
through how to react to a stranger -- and a girl, at that! --
hugging him. "Hi, little brother... I'm your sister Bibi
Summers," she said when she released him and stepped back. Then
she screwed up her face in concentration. "At least I think it's
'little brother'. I mean, physically and mentally I'm like
twenty-sevenish, but I'm really only five years old, so..." She
shrugged.

"Five years old...?" Shinji managed to ask before the other girl,
a tall, voluptuous brunette with her long hair in a high
ponytail, laughed.

"Well, I know for a fact that he's 'little brother' to me," she
said with a chuckle.

"Well, that's because you're a thousand years old to Bibi's five,
Grandma," Harry snarked good-naturedly.

"Watch it, wandboy, or I'll kick your butt again," she riposted
in exactly the same tones. "There's still some life in these old
bones." Shinji noted that while she didn't look any older than
Bibi or Utena, she didn't dispute the claim. "Hey, little bro.
I'm Kino Makoto, the oldest and best of your big sisters."

Bibi made a raspberry noise while Utena called out, "Hey!" To
the side, Harry laughed softly.

"They're always like this," he said when Shinji glanced at him.

"I'm... confused," Shinji murmured. "This is a very strange
dream."

Harry laughed. "That's because it's not a dream so much as a...
meeting of minds."

"What little bro number one is trying to say," Makoto interjected
as she linked her arm through Shinji's and led him over to one of
the couches, "is that we're all real, but we're all in different
universes and the only way we can meet up is like this -- when
our minds are relaxed and open to connections."

"But how?" Shinji asked as he sat down.

"That would be me," Utena said from the opposite sofa as Anthy
snuggled in under her arm. "I'm my world's avatar of Apollo, and
I can use Apollo's power to do things like, well, send dreams to
people in other universes."

"Why?" he asked, furrowing his brow.

"Isn't it obvious?" Bibi asked, plopping down onto the floor in
front of the fireplace to sit tailor-style. "We're all of us the
adopted kids of Doug Sangnoir."

Shinji's eyes grew wide and, unbidden, the memory played itself
out: after yet another Angel, with not a word from his ... from
Gendo, Doug-sensei had clapped him on the shoulder, shook his
hand, and said, "Well done" before smiling and adding, "I would be
proud to call you 'son'."

Apparently it had been more than just an empty sentiment.

Shaking his head, Shinji seized on a random detail. "You said
outnumbered five to one, before," he said to Harry. "But I only
see four... sisters."

"That's because HP was countin' me, and I wasn't here yet," came
a sultry voice. Shinji looked up to the door, which was once
more open and framing a seriously hot brunette who looked to be
in her early twenties, dressed in leather jacket and pants, and a
T-shirt with an utterly incongruous cartoon unicorn on it.
"Pink, Specs," she said, nodding at Utena and Anthy. "Hey,
Beebs, Mako," she continued as she stepped into the room and shut
the door behind her, "how's the search?"

"Best we can figure," Bibi said, "we're no more than a couple
timelines away."

"Cool," the new girl nodded as she navigated around the sofa to
stand in front of him. "So... this the kid who kicked those
angels' asses?"

Shinji looked up at the bombshell looming over him. "Yes?" he
ventured.

A lopsided grin grew across her face. "Wicked," she breathed,
then stuck a hand out. "'M Faith. Just Faith."

"Just like Tonks," Harry muttered sotto voce to Makoto, who
giggled. Without taking her eyes off Shinji, Faith made what
Shinji assumed was a rude gesture at Harry, who just laughed. He
cautiously took her hand to shake it, only to find himself yanked
up out of his seat and into another hug, this one a bit more
vigorous than Bibi's.

"Always wanted brothers and sisters when I was growin' up," she
said softly, and Shinji realized that she'd buried her face in
his hair and was almost whispering into his ear. "Now I got a
whole crop of'em. Gonna be the best big sis for you, kiddo."

"Thank you?" Shinji half-whispered back, trying to ignore how
close his face was to her breasts. Almost reluctantly Faith
released him, and he slowly sank back down into his seat. "This
is all very strange," he murmured, more to himself than the room
at large.

Faith laughed as she found herself a seat of her own. "You bet
yer ass it is, and believe me, I *know* strange." She glanced
around the room, a massive grin splitting her face. "But I'm
not complainin'."

"I don't think any of us are, Faith dear," Anthy said with a
small smile of her own.

"I still don't think it's fair Utena gets to have her girl with
her during these things and the rest of us don't," Harry said,
his tone anything but aggrieved. "I know Ginny's just dying to
meet you guys."

"Eh," Faith grunted, shrugging. "Maybe if I find the guy or gal
who can put up with me and the Slayin' gig I'll care about it,
but it ain't no big deal for me right now."

Makoto and Bibi shared a grin. "And we're a bit too busy
tracking down Dad right now to worry about it, either," Bibi
said.

"And after that we have Auntie Dee's war to deal with," Makoto
added.

"Who's Auntie Dee?" Shinji asked.

"Makoto and I," Bibi replied, gesturing at the taller brunette,
"are traveling across various universes with about a dozen other
girls who are all chasing after Dad. Delandra's one of the
leaders of the gang, inasmuch as we *have* leaders, and the first
of us that he met. She thinks of him as sort of a big brother,
unlike the rest of us, so... 'auntie'." She grinned.

"She comes from a kind of medieval world, only they have people
with magic and psychic powers," Makoto continued.

"And Valdemar, the country she comes from there, which from
everything we've learned is the kind of place you *want* to
protect, has gotten into a war with a neighboring country who
sound like such bad guys you'd expect them to be wearing top hats
and twirling their mustaches," Bibi said. "She wants to ask Dad
and maybe the rest of the Warriors -- you know about them,
right?" she asked, and Shinji nodded. "She wants to ask them if
they would help out in the war. The bunch of us traveling with
her have all promised to help out, too."

"I hear you've got a giant robot," Makoto said. "Want to join
the fun?"

Shinji stared at her for a moment before seizing on the first
objection that came to mind. "How would we get it there?"

Bibi laughed. "That's actually the easy part, believe it or not.
Between Dee, Lisa and Utena we can probably punch a hole to any
universe we know about -- and, well, now that we've found you,
we know about yours. We can open a portal to your universe or
any of ours if we need to." She grinned. "We just haven't
needed to, yet."

"Still want to do a real get-together somewhere," Faith said from
where she slouched with one leg hanging over the arm of her
chair.

"We will," Anthy assured her. "Eventually."

"Back to Shinji's robot," Bibi continued. "The real question is,
what kind of support does it need? I mean, a giant robot isn't
like a car, it probably needs a whole team to keep it in working
order." She narrowed her eyes in thought. "And just how 'giant'
are we talking about here?"

Shinji chewed his lip for a moment. "Unit 01 is about a hundred
meters tall. I think." Harry gave an appreciative whistle and
Faith swore softly. "And it isn't really a robot? They kind of
*grew* it around some robot parts? I don't really know all the
specifics. And I don't think I can get into it in the field --
the entry plug needs a whole scaffold to hold it and machines to
insert it into the EVA."

Bibi grimaced. "So much for that idea. Valdemar almost
certainly doesn't have the infrastructure needed to build that
kind of thing, from what I've learned. Too bad."

"Yeah, but it woulda been cool," Faith said. "Like the big
battle at the end of 'Avengers: Endgame' -- two armies goin' at
each other with the giant on the good guys' side. Those Hardon
fuckers'd be shittin' themselves when they saw Little Bro here."

"*'Hardorn'*, Faith dear," Anthy gently corrected. Faith shot
her a grin that made it clear she'd known exactly what she'd
said.

"I suppose it's for the best," Shinji said softly. "Fighting the
Angels was one thing -- they were alien things mindlessly trying
to complete a... I guess a program inside them would be the best
way to describe it, that would end up destroying the world. They
were like robots themselves." He remembered how things were,
right at the end before the four of them seized control of Third
Impact, and shuddered. "I don't think I could use my EVA against
real people."







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This work of fiction is copyright (C) 2025, Robert M. Schroeck,
and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-
Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion", and the settings and the characters
thereof, are copyright by and trademarks of Hideaki Anno and
GAINAX, and are used without permission.

"Shojo Kakumei Utena" (aka "Revolutionary Girl Utena"), the
settings and the characters thereof are copyright by and
trademarks of Bepapas and Chiho Saito and are used without
permission. United States distribution rights belong to Central
Park Media/Software Sculptors.

The Harry Potter universe and the settings and the characters
thereof are the property of J.K. Rowling, Bloomsbury and Warner
Brothers, and are used without permission.

The "Sailor Moon" universe and the settings and the characters
thereof are the property and/or licenses of Takeuchi Naoko, TOEI
Animation, DiC, Kodansha, Bandai, Cloverway and others, and are
used without permission.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer", and the settings and characters
thereof, are copyright by and trademarks of Joss Whedon and
Mutant Enemy and their licensees and partners, and are used
without permission.

"Douglas Q. Sangnoir," "Looney Toons", "The Loon" and any
representations thereof are copyright by and trademarks of Robert
M. Schroeck.



Other parts of the Drunkard's Walk saga can be found at:

http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/dwmain.shtml

The Drunkard's Walk discussion forums are open for those who wish
to trade thoughts and comments with other readers, as well as
with the author:

http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums/index.php

Many thanks to my prereaders on this story: ????.

C&C gratefully accepted.

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  Movies and drinks
Posted by: MilkmanConspiracy - 09-27-2025, 01:32 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

I walked by a bar and video rental place when I took a break from traveling tonight and their front display got me me thinking: Do specific drinks pair well with specific movies?



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  STMPD’s Fanfic Promotion Thread
Posted by: STMPD - 09-22-2025, 09:01 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (4)

Hello all! I’m limping back to being more active on this forum since I still like it as a digital space. I kinda faded from being here a whole lot after I fell off of working on my one Ranma / AMG fic Divine Patronage. But I’ve been doing plenty of other really cool stuff. And since I got permission from Bob to do a thread like this, I’m gonna shill completed projects, half-active projects I’ve been struggling to chug along on, and projects I keep kicking around. I don’t remember which of these projects I’ve brought up before but what the hell. Hoping people find them cool, that's all.

I'm starting to get my screenwriting groove on, actually, so I might just let fanfic fall by the wayside and focus on that. We will see, I guess.

Back in 2022 I lost interest in Divine Patronage and decided to go back to BGC. Two things I wanted to do were a) establish a fic that could be seen to take place in an AU that would constitute a second reboot of the franchise, with a timeline that could take off from the present and not feel wreathed in the retrofuturism of 2032 or 2040, and b) save Sylvie, as so many fics have, but then do something with her. The result was the only fic I’ve really, truly finished, after a little less than a year. Anatomy of a Lovedoll is about cybernetics and humanity and freedom and yuri angst and epic mecha fights. One of its key plot points will, I suspect, have to be retconned in an awkward way sometime soon but it’s no biggie.

Later that year, I got really into Cyberpunk: Edgerunners despite not really liking the release version of 2077 for a multitude of reasons, and then into a fic that got big in the embryonic phase of the fandom called Group Chat by Arrow S. Morgan. I ended up on the author’s Discord, hung out there a lot, made some friends of dubious merit, and went on to help write a pretty significant chapter in the fic’s back half. The fic starts off as horny screwball comedy and then becomes a bit more action-packed, and, yes, crosses over with the original Marathon trilogy in amazing ways. Very few longer Edgerunners fics hold up, to me, as more than pulpy adventures; Group Chat is one of them.

In early 2023, I started watching the Madhouse Black Lagoon anime. Oddly enough, I’ve never finished all of it because of how unpleasant I find some arcs, but I love the characters, the world, the unhinged action. The pseudophilosophical monologues lack panache to me, but there’s some really excellent fanfics birthed by it (and more than a few atrocities against good taste). So as Anatomy wound down I quickly spun up Bubblegum Black, which is the longest thing I've ever written by a country mile, an unhinged crossover in Roanapur, November, 2069, where the Knight Sabers are hired on by Sylia's sexy ex Balalaika to help her fend off a megacorporate takeover of the city, only for things to spiral out of control in true mecha-hyperviolence style. I love this fic, I want to do so much more with this fic, I have not updated this fic in nine months, I need to winnow this fic's ambitions down significantly. (And I'm envious of those who can sustain other fics longer and with more hits, even if I don't really enjoy their content. I have opinions! Judgements! Complaints!)

Same with something I spun up a year ago with a pal. I Will Show You Fear In A Handful Of Dust does a lot of very odd things as far as Edgerunners fanfic goes. It uses the BGC206X (The all-new, all-unhinged continuity for Anatomy and Black) timeline more than it does Cyberpunk's but still takes place in Night City; It's a pre-Sabers prequel involving Celia; It's also a 'Gloria lives and gets to do things' fanfic, since I seem to have an attraction to turning fridged heroines into badasses. I think the cowriter and I are onto something, but, again, time! The foe of all beautiful things, the high-octane fuel in the engine of entropy!

Let's see, what else... Nene Romanova god of the internet is a two-part atrocity against good taste where Nene and company deal with cyber-future 4chan and also Knight Saber real person fiction. The New Wave Empress uses interview format to imagine what it's like to talk to Sylia's public persona as a fashionista, especially when you're getting on her nerves. I like those shorts. They're pleasant chunks of nonsense. I think that's about it.

The one idea I'm having if I can't justify keeping up with writing big serialized fanfic is rewriting an old OVA episode or two, or just writing something that could fit in an episode and has tight structure. Revenge Road sticks out in particular; I just finished the original The Warriors novel, the Sol Yurick one, the one far more freaky in the best ways than Walter Hill's movie (which is itself a forerunner spiritually to streets of fire, then to Megazone 23, then etc etc etc), and I keep thinking about the world it crafts and how well it gets inside the heads of its protagonists. There's something there.

Hope this is interesting to someone!

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  Oingo Boingo has a lot to answer for, making a song that catchy about that subject
Posted by: robkelk - 09-19-2025, 02:10 PM - Forum: Anime Music Videos - No Replies

Yeah, it's over a dozen years old now. It took Best Comedy at Nekocon X.

Skip the first 20 seconds or so to get past the vanity clip and to the AMV itself.



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