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  Marvin Minsky has died
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 01-26-2016, 05:03 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/26/busin ... .html?_r=0]New York Times obit
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/01/26 ... nsky_obit/]Obit at The Register
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  gadget concept: Pookymoto
Posted by: classicdrogn - 01-23-2016, 04:53 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

On the border of sleep and waking, I had an idea, which I wanted to write down and decided to share.

Physically, a Pookymoto would be similar to a Sony Aibo only leaning more towards cat than dog - it would have a rumble function to simulate a purr, and at least surface sensors to tell when its being petted, possibly synthetic fur so it feels soft and warm as well. Also an inductance charging "pet bed", or at least a mat that can be put in a pet bed and means of tracking its location at household range to automatically find it for "naps" and possibly low-powered heating system that activates when it's using the wall power, and a function to go back and "rest" instead of starting a new play behaviour if its temperature falls below a certain range. Also integrated: optical sensor specifically tuned to the laser pointer frequency, so it can hunt the little red dot.

The main feature though is that it has only minimal onboard processing power, being controlled via bluetooth or wifi by an app on the user's smartphone or computer, and can be accessed and played with like a normal virtual pet. This lets the onboard hardware be cheap while still allowing for very complex behavior and computation-heavy decision making to be programmed, and for easy propagation (or rollback) of upgrades to that without needing to modify the onboard software.

Ideally both the onboard and control app would include learning functions to deal with irregular and changing terrain (onboard) and play behavior (remote) but that may be too far out on the cutting edge. Various settings for travel speed and general desired activity level/level of owner involvement in play behaviour would be the absolute minimum here.

Integration with games that feature pets would also be possible, though unlikely bar some kind of big money deal with an existing property or creating one from scratch.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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  So much for a "mild" winter
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 01-23-2016, 08:34 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (31)

As I write this the first major snowstorm of the 2015-16 winter is bearing down on the Northeast, with our little corner of the Eastern Seaboard positioned to get a fair amount of action.  If the NWS is right, we could have upwards of a foot and a half by end of day tomorrow.
Ah, well, at least I bought snowboots this year.  Frozen toes from shoveling is what I've hated most about winter in the past ten years.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  [Meta] FenWiki Update Thread for 2016 & Beyond
Posted by: M Fnord - 01-23-2016, 04:00 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (26)

Since the old thread's sunk and was close to 300 replies anyway, time for a new wiki update thread.

To start us off, I've finally added DeputyJones's writeup of the Groombridge 34 system to the wiki, with the necessary links to the main interstellar page and the menubox.

Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information

"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

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  Dr. Drakken's fanfic memory bank: Better the devil you date..., Chapter 2
Posted by: Ross Van Loan - 01-23-2016, 03:22 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - No Replies

 Materfamilias Extra Dimensionem

Quote:Dr. D: I have deviated from canon : in my timeline, Azarath is not magically restored following Trigon's defeat (The End Part 3, Season 4)
****************

Chapter Text“What’s with the modern art?” 
Beast Boy stood on his tip toes to tug at one of a multiplex of flexible antennae projecting from a ceramic sphere the size of a beach ball that hung from the den’s ceiling all Martian-death-ray-laser-show like.
Cyborg rolled his organic eye. “You obviously don’t know a broad band energy sink when you see one, Gar. And stop playing with that!”
Garfield stopped twirling the metal tentacle into a corkscrew pattern. 
“Is that the scientific name for a disco ball? Awesome!”
“It’s not a disco ball! It’s a….”
Star fire entered the room bearing a enormous bowl of popcorn and a precariously balanced stack of movie discs.
“Friends, I bring snacks and Space Viking Princess Contagion!” She stopped at the sight of the new addition to the den:
“Ooo, pretty! What is it?”
Beast Boy effected the cliched Travolta dance pose: “It’s a disco ball, Star!” 
Cyborg grabbed the sides of his head to keep his brains from exploding: “Energy sink, Gar! En-er-gy sink!”
Starfire was far too busy listening to the fun explanation to catch the actual one.
“For dancing? Yay!” 
She grabbed Beast Boy and elevated him in a more ballroom than disco maneuver at exactly the moment that Raven, looking miffed at having her mid afternoon quietude disturbed, glid moodily into the chamber. Her reaction to the Mary Poppins dance routine, a single, sharp flint of jet forming an exclamation point above her head suddenly and surprisingly distorted : the roil of envy regarding Star and disdain for Garfield collapsed into shock as she felt her released essential energy yanked tidally away from her body. 
Raven’s eponymous spirit bird, its shriek overwhelming Raven’s matching one, exploded into the newly repaired room. The couch and television and other contents exited the window that no longer had any glass left to break. Star yelped as, still airborne, she was separated from Gar, who dropped to the floor, as she was buffeted out with the short-lived room contents. Almost as quickly as it formed, the spirit raven began to distort into a river of black, howling energy that flowed into the now brightly illuminated device. Cyborg ran to the machine, opened a panel; threw a switch: nothing happened.
“It won’t shut off! I don’t understand!”
The current cut abruptly.
Raven collapsed unconscious to the floor.
Garfield shouted her name, ran to her side; touched her.
A brilliant flash of emerald expanded and contracted in an almost subliminal firework ; Beast Boy’s inert body fell across Raven’s supine form. 
*******
Beast Boy woke to the murky view of a vast domed ceiling pierced high above him by an oculus. The shaft of mote dancing light that shone down directly upon him pierced the complete darkness that flooded the vast chamber. He bolted upright, shouting Raven’s name. It entered the darkness only to be hurled back at him mockingly by unfeeling architecture. Then there was an answer.
“Garfield Mark Logan, do not fret: Raven is unharmed.” It was a calm, adult, feminine voice that somehow made Gar think of the of resonant roll of combers upon a beach. But then he knew of other people who were capable of speaking in such a controlled and unruffled fashion.
He hopped off of what appeared to be a dais made entirely of black glass surrounded by eight statues in the gloom just beyond the column of light.
“How do you know? Who are you, anyway?”
“A mother always knows.” A spark of white light ignited within the darkness, and formed into a white cape and cowled woman hovering in the air. The outfit, the hovering, the bindi and the statement combined within Beast Boy’s brain to blow his mind. 
“But weren’t you… when Azarath was destroyed?” 
The woman lowered her head, her face hidden by the shining cowl. 
“Azarath was never completely destroyed. Enough was saved : it endures. With your help my daughter will recover it.”
Garfield had a flash of Robin level insight: “You know your daughter’s fine because you arranged this meeting!”
The head raised, and her face came back into view with a contrite, knitted brow.
“ There are strict constraints regarding direct familial magical contact : I am restricted to the ephemera of forgotten dreams and enigmatic clues when it comes to contacting my daughter.”
“What’s the rulebook say about friends of family?” 
“Very little.”
Garfield’s eyebrows shot up: “Dude, your magic’s messed up!
The woman’s rueful expression lightened. “It is! Oh, is it ever!”
They shared an odd laugh in the very odd space.
“So, who’d you ‘zap!’ to get me here? Beast Boy?
She nodded. “His invention is really a magical device he acquired while under my…direction.”
“You know, the more you talk the more you sound like the kind of people we fight!”
She looked pained: “Raven did not understand the clues that I left behind for her the last time she visited Azarath : the intact city seal, and the fact that her Azarath incantation was still effective.” She sighed. “That is one of the reasons that I brought you here: to be able to be actually direct.”
“There’re others?” 
“One other: A mother is entitled to meet the boy with whom her daughter is,” A playful little curl crept into the smile. “bewitched!”
Beast Boy’s eyes goggled: “Bewitched?!”
Arella raised her hands in appeasement.
“That magic is entirly yours!”
Beast Boy ruffled his left hand through his shock of hair.
“I think you’ve got bewitching mixed up with annoying!”
“There is no difference: her feelings for you cause confusion ; confusion causes her to be prickily with you.”
Both hands pushed back his hair away from his forehead. “You’re telling me that when she bites my head off it’s ‘cause she’s crazy about me?!”
“Precisely!”
“Can we please talk about the other reason why I’m here, please!”

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  Gundam Wing (mispronounced)
Posted by: Jinx999 - 01-21-2016, 09:06 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

http://notalwaysright.com/toying-with-the-name/49617
Just posting this for the amusement.

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  Tales as old as time ... or, at least, as old as recorded history
Posted by: robkelk - 01-21-2016, 03:14 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

The Atlantic: http://www.theatlantic.com/science/arch ... es/424629/]The Fairy Tales That Predate Christianity

"These results vindicate a view espoused by no less a teller of stories than Wilhelm Grimm—half of the fraternal duo whose names are almost synonymous with fairy tales. He and his brother Jacob were assembling German peasant tales at a time of great advances in linguistics. Researchers were unmasking the commonalities between Indo-European languages (which include English, Spanish, Hindi, Russian, and German), and positing that those tongues shared a common ancestor. In 1884, the Grimms suggested that the same applied to oral traditions like folktales. Those they compiled were part of a grand cultural tradition that stretched from Scandinavia to South Asia, and many were probably thousands of years old."
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Another Demo for Heaven's Band
Posted by: Pyeknu - 01-19-2016, 01:37 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (195)

Part of me is tempted to just simply put a conversation chain to list all those we've lost and will still loose this year.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/music/topnews/ ... id=SL5MDHP

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  Eight myths about Wikipedia
Posted by: robkelk - 01-18-2016, 05:02 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

Some trivial, some disturbing...

The Register: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/01/18 ... dia_myths/]It's Wikipedia mythbuster time: 8 of the best on your 15th birthday

One of the trivial ones: Of the nearly 300 languages that Wikipedia supports, 65 have no content contributors.

One of the non-trivial ones: Wikipedia has more paid employees doing fundraising now than they had employees in total ten years ago ... and Wikipedia still doesn't pay the actual content contributors anything.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  A random thought while reading
Posted by: classicdrogn - 01-17-2016, 02:35 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - No Replies

Of all the animals, humans are the only ones who show our teeth and make loud noises as a sign of joy. Odd, is it not?

And yet, it is not really odd at all. When we smile, we bare our teeth at sadness. Laughter, a threat display to ward off indignity, misfortune, and death.

"See! See? I am happy, and none shall take my good mood away!"
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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