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On the SJGames Forums, trans Wrote:According to our local newspaper, this gizmo was found in the attic of a high school (Gymnasium) in Augsburg, Germany:

http://www.augsburger-allgemeine.de/aug ... 27316.html

It is about 100 years old, was apparently built by one J. M. Ekling, and has some unspecified similarities to Carl Friederich Gauss' magnetometer, but also many unspecified differences.

It has two spirit levels, an object lens, a pendulum and two magnetic coils.

If anyone has an idea about what it was used for, they can send a one-page e-mail to simone.kuehling@augsburg.de . There's even a 1000-euro award!

Are...

Are Sparks... real?

Because...

Well, I just spent the last hour or so building ... I'm not sure... while humming Trololo.

I couldn't stop.

It has a knife switch. How did I even find a knife switch?

It's probably not a good idea, but I have to know what it does. IT'S CALLING TO ME!

Wish me luck...
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

Funding for actual University research is being crowd-sourced:
MicroryzaPetridishScistarter
Maybe it's old news to you, but I learned about it today.

Here's the definition of irony:I flew into San Diego this past Monday on an "emergency" field service call.
I'm here all week, flying out first thing Saturday morning.
Every hotel for *miles* is booked solid.
I'm working 12-15hr days all week so far, so even if I had the money, I couldn't work up the energy to go deal with any of the SDCC insanity.  Or the spillover insanity downtown.
What's REALLY ironic?  This kind of thing happens to me ALL. THE. TIME.  I got to San Diego last year *one week* after SDCC... and lived out here for *six months.*
If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the corner, quietly hating my life (or at least the Strange Luck part of it).

I've spent a portion of my beach vacation looking out over the ocean and working on completing the proposal package.  It's nowhere close to finished -- I'm still not satisfied with my outline in a few places -- but it's getting there.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

For the past couple of weeks, Gold & Appel Inc has been trying to register here.  Everytime he fills out the information, and clicks register, he gets the message saying to fill out all the information before he can continue.
He has.
Any clues?

In the spirit of the titles thread, mixed with a bit of writer's rescource, a (hopefully communal) list of interesting names to use instead of wasting writing time coming up with something.

Humor/Parody characters - Manley Nounverber, Hostagencia Damsel, & Odd Adjective

Ships - the Oriole, the Crested Grebe, the Playful Hound

A spooky forest - Whistlewood Vale
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

This should be able to to spawn a whole cluster of powers. Madness, void, time travel, stopping time... other suggestions?

Lyrics:
RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

Magenta:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
Put your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with
voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street
just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an
evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the
devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
Put your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

This was the pakistani 14 year old at the time that was shot in the face last year by the taliban for going to school.
This is the full text of her speech delivered to the U.N. yesterday:
In the name of God, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful.
Honourable UN Secretary General Mr Ban Ki-moon,
Respected President General Assembly Vuk Jeremic
Honourable UN envoy for Global education Mr Gordon Brown,
Respected elders and my dear brothers and sisters;
Today,
it is an honour for me to be speaking again after a long time. Being
here with such honourable people is a great moment in my life.
I
don’t know where to begin my speech. I don’t know what people would be
expecting me to say. But first of all, thank you to God for whom we all
are equal and thank you to every person who has prayed for my fast
recovery and a new life. I cannot believe how much love people have
shown me. I have received thousands of good wish cards and gifts from
all over the world. Thank you to all of them. Thank you to the children
whose innocent words encouraged me. Thank you to my elders whose prayers
strengthened me.
I would like to thank my nurses, doctors and
all of the staff of the hospitals in Pakistan and the UK and the UAE
government who have helped me get better and recover my strength. I
fully support Mr Ban Ki-moon the Secretary-General in his Global
Education First Initiative and the work of the UN Special Envoy Mr
Gordon Brown. And I thank them both for the leadership they continue to
give. They continue to inspire all of us to action.
Dear
brothers and sisters, do remember one thing. Malala Day is not my day.
Today is the day of every woman, every boy and every girl who have
raised their voice for their rights. There are hundreds of Human rights
activists and social workers who are not only speaking for human rights,
but who are struggling to achieve their goals of education, peace and
equality. Thousands of people have been killed by the terrorists and
millions have been injured. I am just one of them.
So here I stand.... one girl among many.
I speak – not for myself, but for all girls and boys.
I raise up my voice – not so that I can shout, but so that those without a voice can be heard.
Those who have fought for their rights:
Their right to live in peace.
Their right to be treated with dignity.
Their right to equality of opportunity.
Their right to be educated.
Dear
Friends, on the 9th of October 2012, the Taliban shot me on the left
side of my forehead. They shot my friends too. They thought that the
bullets would silence us. But they failed. And then, out of that silence
came, thousands of voices. The terrorists thought that they would
change our aims and stop our ambitions but nothing changed in my life
except this: Weakness, fear and hopelessness died. Strength, power and
courage was born. I am the same Malala. My ambitions are the same. My
hopes are the same. My dreams are the same.
Dear sisters and
brothers, I am not against anyone. Neither am I here to speak in terms
of personal revenge against the Taliban or any other terrorists group. I
am here to speak up for the right of education of every child. I want
education for the sons and the daughters of all the extremists
especially the Taliban.
I do not even hate the Talib who shot me.
Even if there is a gun in my hand and he stands in front of me. I would
not shoot him. This is the compassion that I have learnt from
Muhammad-the prophet of mercy, Jesus christ and Lord Buddha. This is the
legacy of change that I have inherited from Martin Luther King, Nelson
Mandela and Muhammad Ali Jinnah. This is the philosophy of non-violence
that I have learnt from Gandhi Jee, Bacha Khan and Mother Teresa. And
this is the forgiveness that I have learnt from my mother and father.
This is what my soul is telling me, be peaceful and love everyone.
Dear
sisters and brothers, we realise the importance of light when we see
darkness. We realise the importance of our voice when we are silenced.
In the same way, when we were in Swat, the north of Pakistan, we
realised the importance of pens and books when we saw the guns.
The
wise saying, “The pen is mightier than sword” was true. The extremists
are afraid of books and pens. The power of education frightens them.
They are afraid of women. The power of the voice of women frightens
them. And that is why they killed 14 innocent medical students in the
recent attack in Quetta. And that is why they killed many female
teachers and polio workers in Khyber Pukhtoon Khwa and FATA. That is why
they are blasting schools every day. Because they were and they are
afraid of change, afraid of the equality that we will bring into our
society.
I remember that there was a boy in our school who was
asked by a journalist, “Why are the Taliban against education?” He
answered very simply. By pointing to his book he said, “A Talib doesn’t
know what is written inside this book.” They think that God is a tiny,
little conservative being who would send girls to the hell just because
of going to school. The terrorists are misusing the name of Islam and
Pashtun society for their own personal benefits. Pakistan is
peace-loving democratic country. Pashtuns want education for their
daughters and sons. And Islam is a religion of peace, humanity and
brotherhood. Islam says that it is not only each child’s right to get
education, rather it is their duty and responsibility.
Honourable
Secretary General, peace is necessary for education. In many parts of
the world especially Pakistan and Afghanistan; terrorism, wars and
conflicts stop children to go to their schools. We are really tired of
these wars. Women and children are suffering in many parts of the world
in many ways. In India, innocent and poor children are victims of child
labour. Many schools have been destroyed in Nigeria. People in
Afghanistan have been affected by the hurdles of extremism for decades.
Young girls have to do domestic child labour and are forced to get
married at early age. Poverty, ignorance, injustice, racism and the
deprivation of basic rights are the main problems faced by both men and
women.
Dear fellows, today I am focusing on women’s rights and
girls’ education because they are suffering the most. There was a time
when women social activists asked men to stand up for their rights. But,
this time, we will do it by ourselves. I am not telling men to step
away from speaking for women’s rights rather I am focusing on women to
be independent to fight for themselves.
Dear sisters and brothers, now it's time to speak up.
So today, we call upon the world leaders to change their strategic policies in favour of peace and prosperity.
We
call upon the world leaders that all the peace deals must protect women
and children’s rights. A deal that goes against the dignity of women
and their rights is unacceptable.
We call upon all governments to ensure free compulsory education for every child all over the world.
We call upon all governments to fight against terrorism and violence, to protect children from brutality and harm.
We call upon the developed nations to support the expansion of educational opportunities for girls in the developing world.
We
call upon all communities to be tolerant – to reject prejudice based on
cast, creed, sect, religion or gender. To ensure freedom and equality
for women so that they can flourish. We cannot all succeed when half of
us are held back.
We call upon our sisters around the world to be
brave – to embrace the strength within themselves and realise their
full potential.
Dear brothers and sisters, we want schools and
education for every child’s bright future. We will continue our journey
to our destination of peace and education for everyone. No one can stop
us. We will speak for our rights and we will bring change through our
voice. We must believe in the power and the strength of our words. Our
words can change the world.
Because we are all together, united
for the cause of education. And if we want to achieve our goal, then let
us empower ourselves with the weapon of knowledge and let us shield
ourselves with unity and togetherness.
Dear brothers and sisters,
we must not forget that millions of people are suffering from poverty,
injustice and ignorance. We must not forget that millions of children
are out of schools. We must not forget that our sisters and brothers are
waiting for a bright peaceful future.
So let us wage a global
struggle against illiteracy, poverty and terrorism and let us pick up
our books and pens. They are our most powerful weapons.
One child, one teacher, one pen and one book can change the world.
Education is the only solution. Education First
I say this...Go Girl!
__________________
Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

There were still dozens of people trapped in the potential kill zone. Time to get them out - fast.

"System. Load song 'Highway to the Danger Zone.' Play song."

Yes, I'd be heading in to organize the evacuation ... but you can travel both ways on a highway. And anyone who couldn't leave on this highway could join me on Thunder Road when I bugged out.

Highway to the Danger Zone - effects are like those of Thunder Road, but going to a dangerous situation rather than away from it. And there's nothing stopping somebody who sees the highway from using it to go from the danger zone, as long as it's active. Highways are wider than most other roads, after all; there's plenty of room for two-way traffic.

(And, for bonus points, the song's effects has nothing to do with Top Gun...)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012