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  Nemesis went to virtue today
Posted by: dark seraph - 05-04-2012, 03:36 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (3)

And had this to say!

Quote:[Admin] Nemesis: *TAP TAP TAP* Is this thing on?
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Okay, who gave Lord Nemesis the mic?
[Admin] Nemesis: FOUL CITIZENS OF PARAGON CITY AND THE ROGUE ISLES! COWER IN FEAR OF THE ONE TRUE LORD NEMESIS?
[Admin] Nemesis: I WILL TAKE MERCY ISLE AND PARAGON CITY HALL!
[Admin] Nemesis: BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
[Admin] Nemesis: No, my FEARSOME army will not play "76 Trombones" SO STOP ASKING!
[Admin] Nemesis: My SteamPowered Computer Crashed...
[Admin] Nemesis: BEHOLD MY ARMY OF FAKE NEMESIS...NEMESES...NEMESII....WHATEVER...FAKE MEs!

Then he started replying to tells....

Quote:[Admin] Nemesis: I DID NOT BRING PONIES WITH ME TODAY, SO STOP ASKING FOR THEM!
[Admin] Nemesis: I AM TALKING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT THIS IS APPROPRIATE NETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU ARE INVADING A CITY
[Admin] Nemesis: AND YES, NEMESIS READS VIRTUEUNITED.
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: I'd like to know, how you fit all this brass on a submarine.
[Admin] Nemesis: MY SUBMARINE WAS DESIGNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PACKAGE IKEA FURNITURE...VERY ECONOMICAL.
[Admin] Nemesis: AND YES...THAT DOES MEAN THAT IKEA IS ONE OF MY PLOTS...MUUUUAHAHAHAHA!
[Admin] Nemesis: DEFEND YOUR FAIR CITY HALL HEROES OR SOMETHING AWFUL WILL HAPPEN TO IT!
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Villains! I challenge you to FIGHT HARDER! Mercy Isle is under brass siege! 
[Admin] NCsoft_Freitag: All your Brass, are belong to Nemesis.
[Admin] Nemesis: WHAT IS A SHOUTOUT AND WHY WOULD I GIVE ONE TO ZACHARY? IS HE HELPING ME IN MY INEVITIBLE MARCH TOWARDS CONQUERING ALL OF AMERICA?
 [Admin] Nemesis: I'M SORRY...LORD NEMESIS IS NOT READY TO HAVE YOUR BABIES...CONQUERING THE WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH WITHOUT HAVING TO LUG AROUND A DIAPER BAG AND PACK-N-PLAY....

But looks like no one wanted to play with him

Quote: [Admin] Nemesis: BAH! You pathetic weaklings bore me! I now leave Virtue and return you to your Catgirls and bracketed chat! UNTIL NEXT TIME VIRTUE!
 [Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: Well done Virtue...but be ever vigilant...something tells me he'll be back at least a few times this month...
 [Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: Time permitting...and if his meeting calender doesn't get filled.
 [Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Good luck Virtue! You should have plenty of brass for doorknobs!

Not as funny as the preat invasion from last year.... but the fact this sort of stuff will happen all month...

This will rock Big Grin


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  Nifty useful keybinds (part n)
Posted by: Sofaspud - 05-04-2012, 02:59 AM - Forum: The Legendary - No Replies

I just stumbled across this in the forums and intend to test it out tonight.

Quote:/bind F1 "inspexec_name Gift_of_Energy$$inspexec_name Second Wind$$inspexec_name Take a Breather$$inspexec_name Catch a Breath"

Which will, when I tap F1, in order, try to use the lowest-tier blue insp, followed by the next highest, and the next, and so on, until one is found and used.  Doesn't matter where it is in my insp tray.

Hells.  Yeah.

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

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  Alternate magic sources
Posted by: Cobalt Greywalker - 05-03-2012, 11:17 PM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (3)

Bob, I was idly reading the FAQ again (as you do) when a thought struck me while reading the mana question.

How would you (or Doug) categorise things like Nanoha style Linker Cores and Nasuverse (Fate/Stay Night) Magical Circuits? Internalised Nodes for the linker cores, or dammed Ley Lines for the magical circuits?

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  Firefox Privacy
Posted by: Jinx999 - 05-03-2012, 07:37 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (14)

Are there any extensions or add ons you'd recommend to protect my privacy in Firefox? I already delete cookies, cache and history on exit.

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  Questions that should have remained academic...Chainsaw vs Katana
Posted by: Werehawk - 05-03-2012, 01:38 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

Two Aussies finally answered that burning question of what would win a chainsaw or a Katana...
The winner of the debate in this occasion the chainsaw, with one extremely mangled arm and the loser a Katana with a cut finger...
see:
http://www.dailymail.co.u...opped-SAMURAI-sword.html
(Open question though if sword was a Katana or some other Japanese sword though...As well as how skilled the swordsman was...)
--Werehawk--
My mom's brief take on upcoming Guatemalan Elections "In last throes of preelection activities. Much loudspeaker vote pleading."

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  War-Bonds - Victory and Justice for all!
Posted by: Baseload - 05-02-2012, 06:53 AM - Forum: Build Advice - Replies (2)

"As swift and sure as our victory over the Axis in WWII, War-Bonds returns to battle a new kind of threat which harries all those who cherish freedom and peace!"
I've never really focused on playing a Blaster before. I've experimented, but never inhaled. But looking to make a defensive/offensive build, I settled on this. I know this will be expensive as all get out, but I'm wondering what people think? Effective? Crappy? Did I miss something?
Help and constructive criticism welcomed.
Hero Plan by Mids' Hero Designer 1.956
http://www.cohplanner.com/
Click this DataLink to open the build!
War-Bonds: Level 50 Science Blaster
Primary Power Set: Dual Pistols
Secondary Power Set: Mental Manipulation
Power Pool: Flight
Power Pool: Leaping
Power Pool: Fighting
Power Pool: Leadership
Ancillary Pool: Mace Mastery
Hero Profile:
Level 1: Pistols

  • (A) Decimation - Chance of Build Up
  • (15) Devastation - Accuracy/Damage
  • (15) Devastation - Damage/Endurance
  • (17) Devastation - Damage/Recharge
Level 1: Subdual
  • (A) Devastation - Chance of Hold
Level 2: Dual Wield
  • (A) Apocalypse - Damage/Endurance
  • (19) Apocalypse - Damage
  • (33) Apocalypse - Accuracy/Damage/Recharge
  • (33) Apocalypse - Damage/Recharge
  • (33) Apocalypse - Accuracy/Recharge
Level 4: Mind Probe
  • (A) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance
  • (5) Kinetic Combat - Accuracy/Damage
  • (7) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Recharge
  • (7) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance/Recharge
Level 6: Swap Ammo
Level 8: Bullet Rain
  • (A) Positron's Blast - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance
  • (34) Positron's Blast - Damage/Recharge
  • (34) Positron's Blast - Damage/Endurance
  • (34) Positron's Blast - Accuracy/Damage
  • (48) Positron's Blast - Damage/Range
Level 10: Telekinetic Thrust
  • (A) Kinetic Combat - Accuracy/Damage
  • (37) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance
  • (37) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Recharge
  • (37) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance/Recharge
Level 12: Suppressive Fire
  • (A) Lockdown - Chance for +2 Mag Hold
  • (13) Lockdown - Accuracy/Hold
  • (13) Lockdown - Recharge/Hold
Level 14: Fly
  • (A) Freebird - +Stealth
Level 16: Concentration
  • (A) Rectified Reticle - To Hit Buff/Recharge
  • (17) Rectified Reticle - To Hit Buff
Level 18: Executioner's Shot
  • (A) Superior Blaster's Wrath - Recharge/Chance for Fire Damage
  • (19) Superior Blaster's Wrath - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance
  • (39) Superior Blaster's Wrath - Accuracy/Damage
  • (39) Superior Blaster's Wrath - Accuracy/Damage/Recharge
  • (39) Superior Blaster's Wrath - Damage/Recharge
Level 20: Drain Psyche
  • (A) Touch of the Nictus - Healing
  • (21) Touch of the Nictus - Accuracy/Healing
  • (21) Touch of the Nictus - Heal/HitPoints/Regeneration/Recharge
  • (27) Accuracy IO
Level 22: Combat Jumping
  • (A) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed
  • (23) Luck of the Gambler - Defense
  • (23) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance
Level 24: Boxing
  • (A) Kinetic Combat - Accuracy/Damage
  • (25) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance
  • (25) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Recharge
  • (27) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance/Recharge
Level 26: Piercing Rounds
  • (A) Positron's Blast - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance
  • (31) Positron's Blast - Damage/Recharge
  • (40) Positron's Blast - Damage/Endurance
  • (40) Positron's Blast - Accuracy/Damage
  • (40) Positron's Blast - Damage/Range
Level 28: World of Confusion
  • (A) Coercive Persuasion - Contagious Confusion
  • (29) Coercive Persuasion - Confused
  • (29) Coercive Persuasion - Confused/Recharge
  • (31) Coercive Persuasion - Confused/Endurance
Level 30: Tough
  • (A) Steadfast Protection - Resistance/+Def 3%
  • (31) Gladiator's Armor - TP Protection +3% Def (All)
Level 32: Hail of Bullets
  • (A) Obliteration - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance/Recharge
  • (43) Obliteration - Damage
  • (43) Obliteration - Accuracy/Recharge
  • (43) Obliteration - Damage/Recharge
  • (50) Obliteration - Accuracy/Damage/Recharge
  • (50) Obliteration - Chance for Smashing Damage
Level 35: Weave
  • (A) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed
  • (36) Luck of the Gambler - Defense
  • (36) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance
  • (36) Karma - Knockback Protection
Level 38: Psychic Shockwave
  • (A) Obliteration - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance/Recharge
  • (46) Obliteration - Damage
  • (46) Obliteration - Accuracy/Recharge
  • (46) Obliteration - Damage/Recharge
  • (48) Obliteration - Accuracy/Damage/Recharge
  • (50) Obliteration - Chance for Smashing Damage
Level 41: Maneuvers
  • (A) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed
  • (42) Luck of the Gambler - Defense
  • (42) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance
  • (42) Kismet - Accuracy +6%
Level 44: Scorpion Shield
  • (A) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed
  • (45) Luck of the Gambler - Defense
  • (45) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance
  • (45) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Recharge
Level 47: Assault
  • (A) Endurance Reduction IO
  • (48) Endurance Reduction IO
Level 49: Vengeance
  • (A) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed
Level 1: Brawl
  • (A) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance
  • (3) Kinetic Combat - Accuracy/Damage
  • (3) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Recharge
  • (5) Kinetic Combat - Damage/Endurance/Recharge
Level 1: Defiance
Level 1: Prestige Power Dash
  • (A) Empty
Level 1: Prestige Power Slide
  • (A) Empty
Level 1: Prestige Power Quick
  • (A) Empty
Level 1: Prestige Power Rush
  • (A) Empty
Level 1: Prestige Power Surge
  • (A) Empty
Level 1: Sprint
  • (A) Empty
Level 2: Rest
  • (A) Empty
Level 4: Ninja Run
Level 4: Swift
  • (A) Empty
Level 4: Health
  • (A) Miracle - +Recovery
  • (9) Numina's Convalescence - +Regeneration/+Recovery
Level 4: Hurdle
  • (A) Empty
Level 4: Stamina
  • (A) Performance Shifter - Chance for +End
  • (9) Performance Shifter - EndMod/Accuracy
  • (11) Performance Shifter - EndMod
  • (11) Performance Shifter - EndMod/Recharge
Level 6: Chemical Ammunition
Level 6: Cryo Ammunition
Level 6: Incendiary Ammunition
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  Dude, what HAPPENED?!?
Posted by: SkyeFire - 05-02-2012, 03:46 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (145)

Okay, here's the concept:  completely innocent comments that, when delivered to the wrong metafictional character, could get you killed.  Or lectured.  Or turned into an avocado.  You know, whatever.

So, to start things off:
"Dude, what HAPPENED to you?"

1.  "I Friended Nanoha Takamachi on Facebook."  (yeah, I know, I already used this one, but it's too good not to use again)

2.  "I used 'Ignorance is bliss' in front of Twilight Sparkle."
2a.  "Twilight asked me to tell her about the book I was reading.  It was 'Farenheit 451'."

3.  "I invited Utena to a toga party."

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  Mary had a little Lambo
Posted by: classicdrogn - 05-01-2012, 03:36 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - No Replies

Note: Die Anna was the female player-driver in original Carmageddon, who had a faster but lighter and less armored starting car than Max Damage. I posted the first stanza on a whim on one of the Carmageddon boards, thinking perhaps to start a thread of automotive carnage-themed doggerel.

Beat Poet Die Anna Wrote:Mary had a little Lambo
Its fenders ran with blood
and every race that Mary ran
she killed whene'r she could.

Alas, the only reply was "I'm not sure if that's supposed to rhyme..." This got my dander up, so I popped this out:

Beat Poet Die Anna Wrote:You've heard of Mary's little Lambo
You've heard about her wicked ways
of killing her opponents off
That way she'd always win the race

But did you know? She crashed her Lambo
Piled into a cement wall.
She won't be winning any races
Bloody Mary took a fall.

She was in the pole position
Nine behind her, grim and mean
Had their pedals to the metal
Took off as the lights turned green

Like a launching Saturn rocket
Like a bullet from a gun
All ten engines screaming murder
That was how the race begun.

There, along side Max's Junkyard
started they on level straight
then caught some air, but coming on hard
was a turn too sharp to make.

Coming at the speed of slaughter
Mary tried to turn, to drift
moving faster than she ought'er
should have braked, thrown a down-shift

Not for her, the cautious tack, it
has no place within her heart
Now her funeral's closed-casket
weighted with some old junk parts.

Still, it was a bitchin' Lambo
Still, her winning streak was long
Dead yet she is now immortal
Mary lives, enshrined in song.

- CD
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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  Obviously, they're method actors
Posted by: robkelk - 04-30-2012, 03:16 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17884686]Two Cuban actors who played asylum-seekers seek asylum in Miami
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Question about Doug's metagift.
Posted by: Disruptor - 04-29-2012, 02:54 PM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (23)

Yesterday, I went to see a group of people, along with two smaller groups, performing and during it, I thought of Doug's talent.
Would his talent even recognize it as music, since there are no insturments?
Barbershop Quartets
There was the main feature was of the Barbershop Harmony Chours of our area: About thirty men who had three or four quartet sub groups
There were also two guest Barbershop Quartets.  One being District Silver Medalists and the others being International Champion.

If you wish to hear one of the groups I heard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAeMOHlaVl4
Here's their site:
http://www.vocalspectrum.com/
Class Ring was the other guest group.
As I asked, would Doug's talent recognize it as music and act upon it, or because it is just men singing without insturments, it would be safe to listen to?
--------------------
Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

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