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| [RFC] Amphibian Symbiontes |
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Posted by: Rakhasa - 05-18-2012, 04:40 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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Now, this is not, yet, a new critter: I do mean the RFC tag this time, because I am not sure it it will fit in the setting, so I'd appreciate opinions.
A have just watched part of a documentary about cave animals, on which the Slovenian Olm (Proteus Anguinus) starred, and it gave me an inspiration.
The olm is a very creepy, and cool in a lovercraftian way, animal, and I may do something about it some day, but the inspiration this time had nothing to do with the animal itself, but its gills, as pictured here:
![[Image: 9e826ff72b05a5ffaca8fdf92d1d19b326199e29_r.jpg]](http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums/forumimportfiles/9e826ff72b05a5ffaca8fdf92d1d19b326199e29_r.jpg)
They can be retracted, and the red color is due to oxygen-rich blood.
My inspiration was to create a worm symbiont, that would look like this. It would be placed in the neck, or maybe the flanks, and allow whoever used then to breathe underwater -probably not indefinitely, but up to one or two hours. It would feed directly from the nutrients in the host human's blood, symbiont style.
Once stuck, I think it probably should remain in the body unless surgically removed.
Now, I am sure it would not be a common animal -if I remember correctly, the only big bodies of water in fenspace should be Lake Tezuka in Kandor, Lake Enki in Marduk, and possibly Crystal Venice (of which we have no data). But fen are eccentric like that, and Genesis Genetics is headquartered in Marduk. Not to mention than the owner and chief genetic designer of Genesis is probably mad as a hatter anyway; if the inspiration struck, he would make it whether someone is asking or not, and only afterwards worry about possible uses.
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| Song of the Day, 18 May 2012 |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 05-18-2012, 03:43 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into
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If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets
And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the Pope maybe in Rome
And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the Pope maybe in Rome
-- Joan Osborne, "One of Us"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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| Not exactly good news |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 05-17-2012, 07:41 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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I had my 6-month checkup on Monday. I got a call from my doctor yesterday -- my blood tests came back and I have full blown Type 2 diabetes -- a rather sudden change from my "pre-diabetic" state at my last check-up, which I was trying to alter with dietary changes. I'm now on Metformin and restructuring my diet further.
This shouldn't affect my writing, in case you're wondering.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
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| Hi everyone |
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Posted by: Labster - 05-17-2012, 04:55 AM - Forum: Introductions
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Hi all,
My name is Brent, and I'm addicted to anime. Oh wait, this isn't a support group? Never mind.
Anyway, I'm over here because I was a certain someone made a page on Revolutionary Girl Utena on TV Tropes. And then that certain someone left a recommendation to read Symphony of the Sword. Long story later, I've been really getting into reading fanfiction; I'm in the middle of reading Drunkard's Walk 2 now. I think we all know who to blame for this.
I'm writing my own Azumanga Daioh fic now, about Tomo (and Yomi's) adventures in Interpol, but I've only written about one and a half acts on the first story. And I'm a meteorologist, not currently employed. Okay, that's it for now.
-- ∇×V
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 05-17-2012, 01:45 AM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into
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Just to torment people. If you haven't, check out the byte count on chapter 7 up above.
I am writing the last scene before the epilogues right now. As things are finished, they go to Chris for second pass/approval. If all goes well, the entire draft chapter should be done by the end of the week. Which means it'll time for prereader fun.
Just to let you know...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
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| [RFC] Vorkosigan Vampire Bugs |
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Posted by: Rakhasa - 05-17-2012, 01:12 AM - Forum: Fenspace
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Here is a new critter for the Fenspace Weird Biology section. It is not yet a wiki article, but will be as soon as I learn to edit a wiki. Comments, and criticism, are more than welcome.
[b][b][b]Vorkosigan[/b][/b] Vampire Bugs[/b]
One of the main problems than Oscar Vykos faced after settling in Luna was finding enough meat to feed his "puppy", also known as Tristan, the three hundred pounds Hellhound.
After a couple of tries in desiging an artificial vat, he only managed minor succeses, changing soy into a meat analoge, too 'wave contaminated for use by non-biomods.
He eventually moved into biomoding animals, creating the genetics department of Genesis C&D in late 2008.
The Vorkosigan Vampire Bugs were his first success, a few month later. Named after the Vorkosigan Bugs from Lois McMaster Bujold's books, those animals eat vegetable matter and turn it into an edible paste.
The Bugs come in two varieties, flying and land -each being evolved from bees or termites. They give different products, Lunar Honey and Blood Tofu, but have similar biologies and needs.
Vampire Termites are a deep black, and range from half an inch to an inch long. Their appeareance is closer to cockoaches than termites, and they have a small red marking, similar to a flame, in their backs. They also have two ivory white pincers in their mouth.
Vampire Bees have a similar shape as bees, but they are twice the size and their matkings are read and black. They also have a red flame in their backs, and their stinger is proportionally twice as bg as it should be.
== Life Cicle ==
Both vampire bees and vampire termites are hive insects. Adults feed on vegetable matter, but larvae need to eat a mixture of blood and either lunar honey or blood tofu (there is a special insect caste, nurses, that only creates this mixture). That means than they need a source of blood when they have larvae growing -as they are farm animals, this is animal blood in feeding vats.
Queens, in the same way as bees, are born as common worker bugs. If they are fed the common paste, they will grow as workers; larvae than get royal jelly will turn into queens. This Royal Jelly is created by adding green handwavium to the nursing paste. This is always done artificially; since Vampire Bug farms are usually built in closed environments, no queen has yet fled to live on the wild. It is unknown if such a wild swarm would be able make Royal Jelly and raise a new queen to succeed the old one.
A worker, warrior of nurse bug will live two years, while a queen will live form five to seven years.
== Blood Tofu ==
Vampire termites produce several varieties of blood tofu, depending on the animal's feeding. This paste is similar in looks and texture to tofu, though a blood red colour -hence the name.
While the termites will make tofu from any vegetable, including discarded peels, grass or leaves, the nutritional value is not the same: Proper meat substitutes need a 50% of highly proteinic foods, like tofu, wheat gluten or legumes.
Taste will change slightly with the vegetal used, but that usually is not noticeable because raw blood tofu, while edible, is seldom used. It is treated with a variety of additives and flavoring, so it tastes, and looks, like pork, beef or chicken.
There is a small, but growing, group of chefs and gourmets than enjoy the taste of untreated Blood Tofu, and use it in their restaurants and exotic dishes.
== Lunar Honey ==
Lunar honey is created by the vampire bees. It is a visous liquid, similar to the honey from wich it borrows the name, but has a pearly white color.
While its nutricional value is amost nil, it is a very succesful product, due to its sweet taste, and used by many fen as a substitute for honey or maple syrup.
As it has little nutritional value, vampire bees do not need to feed proteinic vegetables, but the honey will lack sweetness unless they are fed at least a 50% of fruits, sugarcane, maple sap or similar sweeteners.
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| Request - Book Recommendations |
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Posted by: The Hunterminator - 05-16-2012, 09:20 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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I recently acquired a Kindle and am now looking to expand my book collection some.
Being a fan of Fantasy and Science Fiction, I was wondering if any of the illustrious people here would have any recommendations for me.
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| The Adamantine Rapier |
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Posted by: nick012000 - 05-16-2012, 08:13 AM - Forum: Fenspace
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The man who, among Fen, goes by the hero-name "Adamantine Rapier" largely missed out on being one of the First Fen because he was an Australian. He was on the message boards, he got the 'Wavium in the early days. He just decided that, given how America was cracking down and Australia wasn't, he would rather stay on the ground with his family and finish his university degree before he went Up; in the meantime, he tinkered with his nanobots and sold cheap Earth stuff to the folks who had gone Up. As things turned out, his family moved shortly afterwards and he wound up starting almost from scratch on his new degree; he didn't mind, since he had almost failed so many classes he had almost been kicked out already (only the abuse of the university's disability policy to "Withdraw without academic penalty" whenever it looked like he was going to fail a course had stopped that). Fortunately, he did much better at his new university; he wasn't sure if it was the intelligence-enhancing side-effects from working with Handwavium, the fact that this degree didn't have one-off laboratories that he kept missing, or if they just had lower standards. He suspected it might have been a mix of all three. In any case, he graduated in 2012, and just as he was getting ready to go Up, the Boskonian War started. So he kept on going, spinning up his nanofabricators and selling flexible carbon nanotube sheets that could be easily applied to vehicled and then Handwaved on for extra armor. He also first experimented with ship design, producing the O'Neill-class Big Honking Space Gun, which he produced and sold to Operation Great Justice throughout the war. Then, Boskone Prime fell, and he finally got his shot at going up with the end of the war. So, he finished the last few ships Great Justice wanted, and built himself a factory ship and a few O'neills fitted out a semi-autonomous drones, and moved to Titan to set up shop. A pipe into the local hydrocarbon sea and a few runs by a tanker drone to Rhea for water ice later, and he was back in business, running the CHON into a nanofabricator tank to resume his business of selling biological materials to the Fen; a while later, once the dome was finished, he resumed his business of selling nanocomposites as well.
Mundane Talents:
Nanobot Expertise: He was the first Fen who mucked about with Handwavium-enhanced nanobots; when most Fen were building flying cars, he was pouring Handwavium on ultrafine graphite dust in the hopes of making general assembler nanobots (he succeeded, but all the first batch could make was Deus Ex action figures; it took him months of experimentation to get them to make anything useful). Ever since then, he's been one of the leading experts among the Fen on the subject of the combination of handwavium, nanocomposite materials, and nanobots.
Former Engineering Student: He remembers a fair bit of his Engineering classes, though he's no professional engineer. He still has more formal training than many Mads do, though.
Programmer: A fair hand at computer programming, better than most Fen, if not as good as many AI. Formally trained, too, thanks to his (abandoned) Mechatronics Engineering degree, and his Aviation Technology degree (which required 11 IT courses).
Pilot: Possesses a Private Pilot's License to go with his degree in Aviation Technology.
Business Management: Got a little bit of formal Accounting training from his Aviation Technology degree, and some practical experience running one, selling biomatter to the Fen in exchange for things he could sell. He's no corporate raider or Wall Street executive, though.
Quirks:
Sleep? What is this "sleep" you speak of: His sleep routines have been thoroughly fucked up from years of spending all night on the computer while at university. Injecting Handwavium-powered nanobots into his brain didn't help, either.
Strawman Political: He's way to the right on the political spectrum, and a combination of Asperger's Syndrome mind-blindness and Fen stubbornness means he can and will take it too far when discussing politics on the Internet. He's been banned from more message boards than he can count as a result; some of the Senshi on boards he's on have gone so far as to accuse him of being a Turnerite (he isn't, though he understands where many of their complaints are coming from).
Because Death Rays are AWESOME!: His suit of power armor is equipped with a wide variety of weapons, both 'waved and hardtech. Unfortunately, his still at actually using them in combat is amateurish at best. Fortunately, he's never actually been called upon to use them in a life-or-death situation.
There is life outside the Internet?: Addicted to surfing the Internet, and tends to procrastinate other, more important things in favor of more websurfing. Usually to his detriment.
Handwavium Abilities: He biomodded himself by getting one of his robots to use an electroshock harness to induce unconsciousness for a few seconds, and then inject a mixture of nanobots, guacamole, and Mnemosyne's Honey into his brain (through the orbital cavity, lobotomy-style), and a similar mixture into the marrow of all of his major bones. The rest of the day sucked balls, but it was worth it in the end.
My eyes are augmented: Turns out that injecting nanobots and handwavium into your brain through your eye sockets can have side-effects. Who knew? Now his eyes are robotic, capable of zooming in, recording video, and seeing in the infrared.
And so is my brain: Vastly improved intelligence, eidetic memory, learning ability, reaction times, and so forth. He's got a computer with an Interwave and radio transmitter in his head, and his bones have been replaced with pure computronium as a long-term storage method for his memories.
I'm definitely not going to die from old age...: His bone marrow has been replaced with nanobot-manufacturing machines, and his blood with nanomachines. His red blood cells are replaced with respirocytes, his white blood cells with a nanobot immune system, and his platelets with biological repair nanobots. The last of these is capable of repairing even the damage from aging, rendering him biologically immortal, as was his goal all along.
... and hopefully not from violence: His bones, being made of a handwavium-reinforced nanocomposite, are immune to everything short of anti-tank weapons. It's a pity everything surrounding them is still so squishy. Fortunately, his biological repair nanobots are capable of regulating his bodily functions to prevent him from going into shock or bleeding out, and can, with sufficient raw materials and a few hours, regenerate lost limbs. Additionally, with the assistance of his immune system nanobots, they render him virtually invulnerable to NBC attacks.
Handwavium Quirks:
Arrrgh, it burns: Highly vulnerable to EMP and electrical surges due to the degree he has been augmented with cybernetics.
It's night, and I'm wearing shades: Suffers extreme headaches if he spends too long without wearing sunglasses or tinted visors, especially at night.
Robots drink oil, right?: Suffers system degradation if he doesn't regularly eat fried food, or at least something sizzling in its own grease.
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| [RFC] ZNN |
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Posted by: Warringer - 05-15-2012, 09:13 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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ZNN
ZNN is the premier news station in Fenspace and one of the more trusted sources of informations by most parts of the general public. It is known for a largely neutral stance between factions, but also to be biased against Haruhi Suzumiya, through not Great Justice itself.
History
ZNN started out as a small news blog in 2009 when Karen Corwin was forced to get into Fenspace as a result of a student prank that went wrong left her biomodded. Being a busty bunny girl she had to work in some odd jobs while in her free time, trying to finish her Master thesis in Journalism and running ZNN, a news blog in the style of Huffington Post.
In early 2010 she was joined by a contributor going by the alias of Walter Wilcox, who provided articles that contained very accurate analysis of current dale and fen situations, sometimes in relation to the past, making readers of ZNN believe that Walter Wilcox was an older fen.
The first big thing that catapulted ZNN into the open and paved its way to the future was the Boskone War and the first daily live stream.
The ‘5 O’Clock Follies’ life stream provided people with a central show to get updates about the conflict in a critical and analytical way that in parts contradict official press releases from Great Justice and Haruhi Suzumiya. ZNN was especially critical about Suzumiya and the way she handled Great Justice.
While that was nothing new the ‘5 O’Clock Follies’ were especially known to be the first appearance of the AI Walter Cronkite in an environment that was largely looking like a CBS new studio during the late 60s to early 70s.
The fact that it was Walter Cronkite, regardless of him being an AI, made the life stream one of the most trusted in Fenspace among the older Fen who grew up with the original and a good amount of younger ones.
Sometimes during the war ZNN got an anonymous donation that allowed Cronkite to get an android body and prepared the station for the future.
The next big event that made ZNN into what it is today was the now legendary ‘5 O’Clock Follies’ life stream from Serenety Con, where Cronkite turned the show into a life commentary of the Battle of Serenity Valley, and earning him the first Fenspace Pulitzer Award.
From there on ZNN was a rising star and began to expand its online and live stream program. The ‘5 O’Clock Follies’ were replaced by the ‘ZNN Evening News’ hosted by Cronkite and ZNN gained the ‘ZNN Morning News’ hosted by Karen Corwin.
Over the next years more specialist shows were added to the raising rooster of ZNN, drawing in advertisement customers, which allowed them to expand more.
Today, ZNN has at least small offices in all major Fen settlements and is one of the places where freelance journalists can get a major publicity for their work.
Trivia - In 2017 Günter Wallraff, a German investigative undercover journalist, published a report about the Turnerite habitat of ‘New Stepford’ in the ZNN news blog. It lead to a large scale intervention against the habitat by Great Justice and Space Partol, freeing a large number of biomods and AIs.
- Maico Tange is known to work for ZNN at times, if she needs the cash.
- ZNN was named after a CNN expy from ‘NCIS’ and ‘JAG’.
- Walter managed to silence everyone at the Fnord Hearing of the Joint Committee on Extraterrestrial Security in Washington with a single sentence when the press was allowed to ask questions. “Walter Cronkite of ZNN. Please tell me, Senator Kellerman, have you ever heard of Senator McCarthey?” (optional depending on what Mal says)
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