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  Well bugger...
Posted by: dark seraph - 11-08-2011, 04:24 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (14)

A leave of Absense cuz my computer is in the shop for repairs.
While using it today, out of the blue every program shut down and I got a bunch of Error messages that looked too shiny to be Vitsa's normal "opps" message.
So I rebooted my computer.... and it wouldn't load. aprently the files for starting up got corrupted. >.


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  DC DC Reboot
Posted by: robkelk - 11-07-2011, 05:04 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (10)

No, that isn't a typo. Aaron Diaz writes the webstrip Dresden Codak - that's the first "DC".

On his blog, he's looked at what happened in comics this summer - that's the second "DC" - and thought, as almost any creative person is wont to do, that he could do something better.

So he did. And I like what he created - it's an internally-consistent world that's both fun and believable.

Three posts get you the entire universe (less Batman's villains, who haven't been rebooted): the Justice League, the Legion of Doom, and Batman.

(I wonder whether I could talk my gaming group into playing in this universe...?)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Most impressive
Posted by: ordnance11 - 11-06-2011, 11:07 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

It has been 8 since I had to buy a new vehicle and mine and that one was a '91. I bought a 2011 Kia Rio LX and I went to from Birmingham, Al. to Atlanta Ga. I was traversing hill country and going at an average speed of 80 mph. It came at to a gas mileage of 30.7 mpg. I'm impressed.
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  Who said he wasn't presidential material?
Posted by: ordnance11 - 11-06-2011, 04:27 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (2)

People had been saying Cain didn't have any experience in politics. I disagree. Look at what his campaign has done since the story about his alleged sexual harassment in the 90's broke out.

1. Deny it ever happen.
2. Backtrack and say it could had happen, but he didn't remember the details.
3. Accuse the accusers.
4. Accuse another Republican for breaking the story.
5. Accuse of being lynched - i.e. play the race card
6. Finally, put up a statement saying that they are moving on ..i.e. the campaign  doesn't what to talk anymore about it.
Who said that he wasn't presidential material?   
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  Meanwhile, with the Distinguished Competition...
Posted by: Matrix Dragon - 11-05-2011, 07:18 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (2)

DCUO went free-to-play this week. That's less then ten months since launch, and after it did a massive server merge. I think they're having a rough time.

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  [RFC] Azkaban
Posted by: M Fnord - 11-04-2011, 11:12 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (2)

EDIT: And now I've got the full RFC for you to enjoy. Enjoy!


WELCOME TO UNSUNNY AZKABAN!

Azkaban is the sole planet orbiting a brown dwarf star about 11 light-months away from Sol, out on the very fringe of the Oort Cloud. The dwarf is known by a couple different names: Nemesis and Niburu are the most common ones, but the Wizards like to call it Voldemort's Eye. And it fits; the dwarf doesn't so much as shine as glow sullenly, casting a malevolent light over everyone and everything.

[Image: eyeseeyou.th.jpg]
Got my lidless eye on you...

Nemesis was discovered by Wally Hendricks, a Wizarding World prospector and bughunter who stumbled over the star while hunting around the Oort for curiousities in 2009. He reported his discovery to the Ministry of Magic, who promptly classified it as a secret and started planning to use the Nemesis system as a prison complex. Ground was broke on the Azkaban Prison and the support colony of Port Malfoy in 2011. The first prison barracks were complete in 2013, and the complex itself turned over to the Convention shortly afterward. Since then both prison and colony have expanded steadily.

"The biggest find in exoplanetology in the century, and what do the Wizards do with it? They build a prison on it. Remarkable." ~ Anonymous

Planetology

Azkaban orbits Nemesis at a whopping distance of around three million kilometers. This is close enough to put the planet inside Nemesis' habitable zone, where just enough infrared energy hits the surface to make liquid water possible. Much like Mercury, Azkaban's day (120 hours) is longer than the year (roughly 72 hours), but this speed of rotation is fast enough that the planet doesn't completely roast or freeze like Mercury's surface.

While Azkaban is in the habitable zone, habitable is a relative term. Most of the planet's water is locked up in large polar icecaps. In fact the surface is only about 25% covered by open water, in a couple largish unocnnected seas and a handful of lakes. The terrain is very rugged, similar to the hard coasts of Scandinavia, Antarctica or polar Asia. The lower latitudes remain ice-free most of the time (Azkaban's short year and minimal axial tilt prevent seasonal shifts) except in higher elevations. Most everything above 40 degrees north/south or 5000 meters in elevation has a permanent snowpack.

Biology

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Not the most welcoming place ever.

The native life of Azkaban is primitive compared to much of Earth, but extremely well-adapted to the conditions on the surface. Plants grow everywhere on the exposed surface. Though they're not much more than the local equivalent of moss and lichen, they grow quite well in the harsh cold, stormy weather and dim red light from Nemesis. Most Azkabanian plants use a chlorophyll-analogue that absorbs infrared radiation very efficiently - these plants give Azkaban it's distinctive dark-green-shading-to-jet-black color from space. Animal life is restricted to the seas, mostly in the form of invertibrates and primitive fish. Because the seas of Azkaban are smaller and consequently saltier than those of Earth, most Azkabanian aquatic life are highly halophilic, capable of handling the brackish water.

Azkabanian life is largely edible humans, with the same range of variance as life on Earth is edible. Much of it requires some processing (salt removal in the case of seafood) and little of it is all that tasty. Still, it can support human life without too much nutritional problems.

The Prison

Azkaban Prison is situated on a rough promontory at the northeast end of the major mountain range on the planet's largest ice-free landmass (the range is known locally as "The Horcrux"). The site planners originally wanted something more inland, but when surveyors found a decent geothermal upwelling in the area they decided to utilize local resources instead of having to ship everything in from Sol.

The prison itself backs up against Mount Lestrange, a respectable 2000m peak sitting at the end of the promontory. Most of the prison facilities are prefab buildings at the mountain's foot, while high and max-security cells were dug directly into Mt. Lestrange as a precaution against direct escape.

Compared to prison complexes on Earth, Azkaban Prison is fairly small; only a few hundred resident inmates and one hundred guards total live and work in the complex. The prison was designed along the lines of a standard British medium-to-maximum security facility.

Port Malfoy

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Wouldn't you want to live under a gigantic glowing heat lamp forever?

Originally set up to support construction of the prison, and then later as a place for the guards to come home to, Port Malfoy has become against all odds a surprisingly lively little community out on the ass edge of nowhere. The majority of the town still exists to support Azkaban Prison, of course, but since travel restrictions were eased in 2015 migrants, scientists and adventurers have slowly filtered into Port Malfoy. A group of long-time residents have even started a small fishing industry, selling Azkabanian dementor fish to Wizarding markets around Sol as delacacies.
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  Faction idea
Posted by: Norgarth - 11-04-2011, 08:22 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (38)

Had this idea pop into my head recently:
a small faction of fen and fendanes who use wavetech to search for 'mythical' and paranormal creatures/phenomenon.  Stuff like Bigfoot/yeti, lake monsters, ghosts, UFO sightings.  a mix of fans of X-Files (and simular shows) and fans of Ghost Hunters/Destination Truth/ect.
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  Not Quite the Bacon Explosion you're thinking of.
Posted by: Wiregeek - 11-04-2011, 08:09 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (19)

You're all familiar with the 'bacon explosion', and yes, it's wonderful.

This is our variant.

Step one.
Weave the traditional bacon mat, apply sausage. We used Jimmy Dean Sage and Jimmy Dean Hot. Worked good.

http://i.imgur.com/NCDCA.jpg

Step Two.
Apply one pound shredded cheddar, a medium cheddar works well, sharp would possibly work.

http://i.imgur.com/YQXox.jpg

(WARNING: THIS HYPNOTIZES THE DOG http://i.imgur.com/1H55j.jpg )

Step Three.
Cook a pound or so of bacon, cut or break or shred it into flinders.
Apply flinders to the cheesy mat from Step Two. Recommend that you
slightly undercook the bacon.

http://i.imgur.com/V7rnQ.jpg

Step Four.
Roll the bacon-sausage-cheese-bacon into a roll.


http://i.imgur.com/1zHgy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MBgvH.jpg

Step Five.
Insult and degrade the poor performance of your bacon.

http://i.imgur.com/NDlkn.jpg

Step Six.
Cook your bacon roll in the oven until it attains an internal
temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit. This prevents death. Recommend a
rack over a cake pan. A cookie tray is insufficient - this step
generated almost 3/4 of an inch of grease for us!

http://i.imgur.com/Uj8ZT.jpg

NOTE: Please refrain from making jokes about 'vigorously thrusting
your steely probe into the meat-hole' while temp checking your bacon.

Step Seven.
Slice and serve. Recommend unobtrusive breads such as plain english
muffins, sourdough, or white bread. Fried egg may be added for extra
yum.


http://i.imgur.com/GZWGC.jpg

Given the additional cheese - we call it the 'Bacon Meltdown'. It was delicious.

http://i.imgur.com/GZWGC.jpg
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  Why Harry Potter is not a hero
Posted by: classicdrogn - 11-03-2011, 09:45 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (45)

If one were to compare the overall conflict against Voldemort within the books to a trick archery shot, the components become clear. Voldemort is the target, Dumbledore the archer, Hogwarts the bow, and the Golden Trio are the arrow. For an arrow to fly true, it requires a weighted arrowhead to keep momentum, fletching to cause just enough drag to keep it on track, and a shaft to separate the two and lengthen the moment arm so they don't destabilize it by their own contrary natures. Hermione is then the obvious head, Ron the drag, and Harry gets the shaft. Of the three, I'd call Hermione most heroish, really.

Given that the arrow did strike bullseye after passing through various turbulence and obstacles, an archer making the shot could be called a hero, probably even more since he dropped dead while it was still in flight, but since the arrow was, in fact, human beings rather than scraps of wood and metal, he is a monster, and no less so than Voldemort who also twisted and seduced others into his service. Possibly more so since Voldemort did so with at least some form of consent on their parts, but that is offset by the general torture and murder perpetrated by Tom and his minions.

As for the Trio... who cheers for the arrow? Who mourns if it breaks on impact, so long as the strike was true? Harry was the viewpoint character, so we as the readers are coerced in a way into caring, but since I can't condone cheering the archer, nor the target, and least of all the crowd who stood by and watched, it should be no surprise that it requires major enough changes to the events that the last two or three books are invalidated and the above paradigm with them for me to enjoy an HP story.

- CD, Yeah, I know, it's been chewed over already, but it just kind of came together in the archery metaphor this afternoon and I wanted to share it

ETA: The above also explains why I feel the RW/HG couple would go nowhere, now that I think about it.

ETA2: You could even make an argument for Snape as the bowstring, pulled taught between two opposing points and used to drive the arrow forward by the power of that tension.
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  A Homestuck/Scott Pilgrim RPG
Posted by: Jorlem - 11-03-2011, 04:17 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

At another forum I frequent, (WW's Exalted forum) a poster named Lula started a topic asking for people to review a pens and paper rpg system that he had written.  I asked if it would be ok to link to it from another forum as well, and was given the go ahead.  Here's the post from the Exalted forum:

Quote:Lula wrote:

Satellite of Love is the Homestuck/Scott Pilgrim RPG which I have been writing for a year or so now. This weekend I am playtesting it at Metatopia, a game design convention. I have a day or so left to edit it. I'd really like some help.
I'll
be available on various messengers all evening and most of tomorrow. If
you want to get in on this action, PM me your information or get at me
via messenger and I'll give you comment access to the text. You can also
talk about it in this topic if you feel like it.
Thanks in advance for your help. Let's get this Satellite into orbit.
Satellite of Love
EDIT: Needless to say, those of you whose advice I take go into the acknowledgements.
This looks really cool, and I thought that you'd all like to see it too.
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