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  Just took receipt of my new gun
Posted by: Wiregeek - 09-21-2010, 01:20 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (9)

A Kimber CDP Custom II in .45ACP....
DELICIOUS. I have 240 rounds of ammo, a shoulder holster, and a belt holster sitting in the truck with it, I can't wait to get to the range!!!
Not freaking bad for $40!
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"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

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  Men In Black 3 to start filming soon
Posted by: ordnance11 - 09-21-2010, 12:51 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

Just got off the phone with an acquaintance...he's auditioning for a speaking part in MIB3. He should know the results this Friday. I don't know the exact when other it's going to be soon. The where I do know....NYC. So keep at lookout for Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
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Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
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  Best. T-Shirt. Ever.
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-20-2010, 02:51 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

http://twitpic.com/2pq44x]Ian McKellan at a march in London protesting the Pope's visit to the UK.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  A new teaser trailer and full trailer for live-action Yamato movie!
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 09-20-2010, 04:36 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (11)

The official website for the live-action film adaptation of the Space Battleship Yamato anime franchise has begun streaming a 34-second teaser trailer and a 100-second full trailer on Saturday. 37-year-old SMAP band member Takuya Kimura (Howl's Moving Castle's Howl) is headlining this film based on the 1974-1975 space opera anime classic, which was adapted as Star Blazers in English. The other cast members include Meisa Kuroki (Vexille - 2077 Isolation of Japan's Vexille, Crows Zero's Luca), Toshiro Yanagiba, and Tsutomu Yamazaki. Takashi Yamazaki, the director best known for Returner, Always: Sunset on Third Street, and last year's Ballad, is helming the project for a December 1 release. Aerosmith vocalist Steven Tyler wrote and sang the film's theme song, "Love Lives."
Teaser:
http://yamato-movie.net/movie_tokuho.htmlFull:http://yamato-movie.net/movie_yokoku.html
Yes - you read that right - STEVEN TYLER from Aerosmith. Bizarre concept for a Yamato film, eh? But it might work.

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  Going Rogue: Faces of Morality
Posted by: Acyl - 09-19-2010, 09:29 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (6)

Going Rogue: Faces of Morality
#1: Meet the Rogue



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Well, actually I'm a man of other people's wealth. And I admit, my taste can be quite bad.

But hey, I maintain that no matter how vulgar other people consider it to be, there's still a primordial appeal to precious metals and jewels. The universal bling, yeah? Or just the allure of shiny things. Ooh. Shiny.

I like having money. Please, don't give me that look. You do too. Everyone does. See, I've been poor. I've been rich. Rich is better. Trust me. Take it from me. Would I lie to you? I'm an honest and trustworthy man, you know. For a given value of 'honest' and 'trustworthy', anyway. But that's not the point.

What I'm saying is...people don't work because they like it. Well, I suppose some people do. But it's not the main reason, for most. The vast majority of labourers out there toil and struggle for income because they need it to survive. Without a paycheck, most poor souls would end up dead pretty quick. Oh, if you're lucky enough, you might live somewhere with a government that takes care of you. Unemployment benefits, the dole, whatever you want to call it. Welfare is a wonderful thing. But it isn't enough. It may let you live, but it won't let you live comfortably. Not so comfortably that you'll never want for more.

Everyone wants more.

Greed is not a sin. It's just part of the human condition, right? It's something none of us can deny. Too much greed, yeah, that's a no-no. All appetites are bad, when they get out of control. But the basic drive to acquire more is perfectly natural. If you try to deny it, you'll end up a monk or something, condemned to an eternal life of boring food, bad haircuts and no fashion sense. Our entire society is based on greed. The very meaning of capitalism and private property is that something belongs to you. You. Not anyone else. It's yours and yours alone. You can buy things. And you can sell them, of course...so you can buy more things.

That's capitalism. That's what it means. It's not evil. Yes, yes, many call it evil. Mostly religious types. The argument being, of course, what really matters is not the here-and-now but the world that lies beyond, and you can't take all these temporal riches with you. Something like that, anyway. I always slept through chapel in school. But that's based on an assumption, of course - that there's a great beyond, that there's heaven, reincarnation, whatever. If you believe that, well, fine. I've got nothing to say to you.

Well, actually...no. I do have something to say to you. Because even if there's life after death, you've still got life. That's what, seventy-odd years for most people? Most people in developed countries, anyway. If you're in Africa dying of AIDS or whatever, it'll probably be shorter. And quality of life matters. You probably don't want to be in Africa dying of AIDS. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Africa. Some of my best friends are African. Well. Okay. One friend. And he owes me money. Though he doesn't have AIDS.

Point is, you want a better life for yourself. Everyone does. There's no use denying it. Unless you really really want to become a martyr or saint - but trust me, that doesn't happen anytime soon. The Vatican takes decades to approve that sorta thing. I guess Heaven's paperwork is totally backlogged. God knows, they have terrible customer service. Strangely, God doesn't seem to do anything about it.

So. You want to be rich. I want to be rich. Everyone wants to be rich. Cool. We all have something in common. We should start a club or something, get together with like-minded people. Oh, right. There is such a club. It's called modern capitalist society. Neat. Where do I sign up?

Now, here's the thing, though. Once you've figured, hey, this money stuff is good and I gotta get my dirty paws on some...the next step is figure out how you get that cash. It's not just going to fall into your lap. It's not just going to grow on trees. Okay, maybe it might, if there's some flying supervillain that just robbed a bank but sprung a leak in his loot sacks. Or if some plant control type went really really crazy in their latest counterfeiting scheme, growing specially engineered money-shrubs. That's possible. It's a crazy world we live in.

But in practical terms, you have to actually make some effort to gain money. There are a few ways to do this, but broadly they can be divided into two camps:

Legal and illegal.

The legal way is the safe route. You're familiar with that, I'm sure. Nine to five work...though more like eight to six, these days, probably more. And it sucks. You know that too. See? You're smart. You're a genius. You don't need me to tell you these things.

Me? I'm a thief. Also a conman. I steal things. I cheat at cards. I lie. I swindle. I even stole candy from a baby once. Okay, actually, no, I'm making that last one up. There's no real profit margin in grand theft confectionery. It's not like there's a huge retail market for second-hand saliva-coated gummy bears with the serial numbers melted off. But there's plenty of stuff that is profitable. Very profitable. Extremely profitable. And I do all that stuff. Yes, I realise I'm being terribly vague here, but a man's got to have some mystery. He can't just show everything on the first date. What kind of hussy do you think I am?

Besides, I've got to protect my intellectual property rights. They're about the only rights I care about, since I'm clearly in the business of disrespecting the regular sort of property rights. If just told everyone how I managed to make thirty million with two hours of work and a rubber band, I wouldn't have any trade secrets left. I'm not a charity, you know. Do I look like I wear green tights and dance around the forest with other men, shooting long pointy objects at hard wooden trees? No, if I wanted to be camp, I'd be in Vegas, not St. Martial. They have better floor shows.

I steal things. I'm a thief. I'm not ashamed of my lifestyle choices. Yes, I screw over other people. Yes, I prey on the innocent. Yes, I take other people's hard-earned money and make it my own. I do all of these things. So on the ultimate scale of morality, I rank just above a cockroach but only slightly below lawyers and politicians. Not a bad place to be, really.

Sorry, sorry. Lawyer and politician jokes are way too easy. I'm better than that. Give me a moment. I'm sure I can come up with something else. Right. Okay. Try this for size:

I'm a thief. But that's okay, because I'm cool. That's okay, because I'm awesome. It makes it all better.

Really. Think about it for a sec. Why are there so many caper movies? What's Hollywood telling us, that it's okay to be a bank robber, a gambler, a cat burglar, a jewel thief...if you look sexy while doing it? Well, yeah. That's exactly what Hollywood's telling us. And they're right. If you're sexy enough, it's all good. And people wonder why so much of my proceeds go to hair care and facial products. This look doesn't take care of itself, you know.

But I'm not selfish. I share the wealth. Metaphorically speaking, of course. I'm telling you all this, right? I hope you've been taking notes. There'll be a test later.

My name's Triple Seven. And you too can be a dashing rogue.

Like me.



NEXT: VIGILANTE



-- Acyl

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  Observations of Birmingham, Al
Posted by: ordnance11 - 09-19-2010, 04:45 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (10)

Been here for 3 weeks now and here are my initial observations:
1. The pace of life here is more sedate than Los Angeles. Which is a bit inconvenient when it comes to banking (0900-1700 on weekedays), but I can live with it. There are countervailing advantages.
2. People here are more courteous. A big plus.
3. Football is the state church. "Bear" Bryant actually has a shrine to his honor. You're either crimson or orange/blue. All others are not even considered.
4. There is nothing sexier than hearing a woman speak a southern accent. Unless it's German..or English...maybe. *grin*
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Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
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  Halo: Lone Wolf (Warning, spoilers for the ending of Halo: Reach)
Posted by: Matrix Dragon - 09-19-2010, 06:20 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (2)

August 30, 2552 20:00 Hours

Jane-B312, the last known surviving member of the Spartan Noble Team, stood on the platform, staring into the dust cloud that surrounded her. The mountains in the distance were still visible, but everything at ground level was vanishing into a never ending cloud of dust and ash. The Covenant would have glassed almost every city on the planet by now, she thought sadly. Every settlement burned, every satellite blasted out of orbit. Even in her armor, she was sweating from the heat, and for a moment, she remembered her second visit to Sword Base, the ice shelf it rested on melted away, the forests nothing but ash... and the Covenant hadn’t even glassed that part of the planet at the time.

For a moment, her thoughts drifted back to Jorge. Even after decades in the Spartan program - thirty five years, she realised in surprise, remembering what he’d let slip, telling her about the legendary Doctor Halsey - the mans heart had still been with Reach. It was obvious with his accent, his words... his sacrifice. When someone had to stay behind to detonate the makeshift bomb, it was always going to be him. It had to be.

And maybe it was better that way. Jorge died believing he saved his world from the Covenant. His last moments had been satisfaction with a job well done. He hadn’t seen hundreds of Covenant ships jump in only minutes later, hadn’t seen Reach burn... hadn’t watched his teammates die, one by one.

Kat, though horrible chance, when the glassing of New Alexandria flatlined their shields, giving a sniper a clean shot. Carter, bleeding out despite his armors best efforts, killing a Scarab with his Pelican to give her and Emile a chance to get the package to the Pillar of Autumn. Emile, gutted from behind by an Elite, yet still strong enough, angry enough, to turn and kill the alien with his own knife before death claimed him too.

Maybe Jun was still alive. Maybe he got Halsey to Castle Base, and they both retreated deep underground, fleeing the Covenant plasma. Or maybe not. She’d likely never know.

And then there was her. Noble Six, the newest member of the team. Before she’d arrived on Reach to join the squad, less then six weeks ago, she’d been a lone wolf, sent in to a thousand different combat zones to make the Covenant and Insurrectionists disappear, be it on the ground, or in her Sabre. She’d come so close to escaping Reach. She’d handed the package, the mystery AI to Captain Keyes... and then Emile had fallen, and someone had to man the MAC Cannon.

She didn’t regret it, not really. It was her duty, and a simple choice. Either she never got off Reach, or everyone on the Autumn didn’t. She just hoped that whatever that AI knew, where ever Halsey had been sending it off to, that it had been worth it. That Noble Team, that Reach, hadn’t died for nothing.

She sighed, closing her eyes for a moment. Now there was nothing to do but wait, she supposed. The temperature was still climbing, and soon, it would probably reach temperatures that even a Spartan couldn’t survive. Cooking to death. After everything, it seemed a rather... anti-climatic way to die.

Opening her eyes again, she opened a panel on her left forearm and entered a series of commands on the keypad there. A window appeared in her helmet visor, displaying the squad roster of Noble Team

CARTER-A259 - ACTIVE
CATHERINE-B320 - MIA
JUN-A266 - ACTIVE
EMILE-A239 - ACTIVE
JORGE-052 - MIA
JANE-B312 - ACTIVE

Missing In Action. No Spartan was allowed to officially die. An ONI directive. It would be bad for morale if the average trooper and civilian knew that their super soldier defenders could die. She snorted bitterly. It wasn’t fair to her teammates, her friends, that they’d never even get the dignity of a funeral, of that measure of respect from the people they died for... but that was what it meant to be a Spartan. To fight, to die, and even in death, keep fighting in some odd way.

Highlighting both Carter and Emile, she re-designated them both MIA, then paused, looking at her own name. She considered it for a moment, then placed herself on the MIA list as well. It would be true soon enough, she suspected. It wouldn’t be as immediate as the other deaths. The moment of glory that went with her death was hours ago now...

Or maybe not, she thought as she heard the sound of engines. Covenant, most likely a Phantom troop transport, moving towards her. “Shame I don’t have a rocket launcher,” she said quietly, then frowned. It was slowing down. As she watched, the vehicle emerged from the dust cloud, circling her position, but not firing. In the distance, she could hear at least one more transport, possibly more. They came into view, circling the same way. Banshees provided air cover, but none of them were firing on her.

Elites. It had to be. The honor-driven idiots must have worked out that she was a military survivor, possibly even a Spartan. Their code of honor couldn’t possibly pass up an opportunity like this.

Two transports, maybe more coming. The heat was going to kill her eventually, but maybe she could get on board one of the Phantoms first. And if not... well, dying in battle against the Covenant, dragging as many of them to hell with her as possible? That seemed like a good way for a Spartan to go.

Jane checked her sidearm, made certain her DMR had a full clip, then stepped down off the platform and walked through the dust towards the aliens.

The first transport was already taking off as she approached, leaving two Elites and a collection of grunts behind. The smaller aliens were still getting their bearings when she lobbed a grenade into their midst and blew them to hell. The larger aliens returned fire, but her DMR already had the shields of one of them flaring into visibility, and a few seconds later it failed entirely, right before she put one more round through its head. Its squadmate roared and ran towards her, giving her a clean shot long enough to drop its shields and kill it the same way.

Banshees flew overhead, but they didn’t fire yet, simply watching. She could hear another Phantom in the distance, and she turned, seeing more Coveant soldiers through the dust. Ejecting the mostly empty clip from her rifle and replacing it, she raised it to her shoulder, looked through the scope and fired, punching through a Jackals rib cage.

Soon, she began to lose track of time, of her actions. Her DMR ran dry, she took a plasma repeater from the corpse of an Elite. She found the body of a dead army trooper and claimed his sniper rifle, leading the aliens on a chase through the ruins for several minutes, killing at least a dozen Elites. A burnt out building held a dead squad and a Spartan Laser, which she claimed and used to discourage the Banshees once they began to try and attack her as well. Through the dust and the noise of alien weapons, she could hear screams of rage and pain... and fear. They’d been so certain that even if it was a Spartan, it was just one human.

She was proving them wrong. She was reminding the aliens just why they’d come to fear the Spartans as demons.

A plasma grenade explosion caught her by surprise, the blast flatlining her shields, and she stumbled, turning to face the grunts as they ran at her. Two of them had pulled out more grenades and armed them, breaking into the awkward run of a suicide charge, and she drew her pistol, headshotting one of them and letting its grenades kill the rest. Her helmet visor cracked as something hit it hard (Needle round, didn’t manage to grab, a part of her mind said), and she turned to fire on Jackals, even as she searched for cover.

By the time her shields restored themselves, a pair of needles had hit her in the waist and exploded. Medical warnings were flashing in her visor, even as it began to flicker and die, and she knew then that her hopes of capturing a Covenant transport were done. She was going to die here. So be it.

An Elite charged at her, energy sword crackling in the fading light, and she twisted to the side, letting it stumble past her, before reaching up, grabbing its head and twisting. Despite her injuries, despite her exhaustion, her strength was still good, and the aliens neck snapped as its head was twisted around almost a hundred and eighty degrees.

She fell back again, limping now, pulling her Spartan laser from her back and spending the last of its power cell on a shot through a Phantoms cockpit. The transport crashed to the ground and flipped, and she threw the now useless weapon away, firing her pistol again.

The end was in sight now, she knew that, but she kept fighting. Twelve more grunts, three Jackals and seven Elites died before a bone breaking hits of a concussion rifle threw her across the ground, destroying her overtaxed shields and destroying her visor completely.

Jane pulled herself to her knees and reached up, pulling her helmet off and throwing it aside. Plasma fire from an Elite ahead of her caught her attention and she looked to see the alien closing in, and an MA37 on the ground ahead of her. Stumbling forward, she grabbed the weapon and opened fire, chewing through its shields and then its head. Around her, she could hear the angry snarl of the aliens, their language still as strange as ever, but as the smaller aliens fell back, she understood the order. The Elites knew it was time to kill the demon, and only they would get that honor.

She never realized that her helmets camera could see her last stand, was recording her as an Elite moved in behind her, growling and readying its energy blade. She heard it coming and spun, slamming her rifle into its face and making it fall backwards, then drew her sidearm and shot it twice in the head. Plasma fire to her left drew her attention and she turned, firing into another Elite, dropping its shields, before yet another elite fired on her. Screaming her defiance now, Jane turned her rifle onto that target, aiming her pistol at the first Elite and killing it with a series of quick shots. The second Elite died as her rifle ran out of ammunition, and then another, an Ultra, charged her.

Grabbing her chestplate, it threw her back onto the ground, then lunged at her, sword raised in a killing blow. Her foot caught him in the stomach, stopping the lunge and throwing it  back, even as one more Elite, this one a Zealot, charged in. Her pistol fired one last time before locking open, knocking the sword from its hand and making the beast stumble. The lunging Elite came back, slamming a hoof on her injured chest, and she screamed in pain and anger, pulling her combat knife from its sheath and stabbing it into her enemies thigh. It fell back with a scream, and then that last Elite came in again, holding a smaller energy knife in its hand and snarling...

And then there was nothing.

***

July 7, 2589

“The beacon’s three hundred meters this way,” the naval officer said, walking across the grass covered field.

“What was this place?” one of the marines wondered, glancing at the occasional fragment of rusting metal emerging from the dirt.

“According to the files, there was a navy shipyard not far from here, back before the Covenant glassed the place,” the Commander replied. He shook his head. “Not that you’d know, looking at it now.”

“It’s weird,” another marine said. “My dad told me stories about this world. About what happened here. But right here, right now, you can’t really tell.”

“I guess this planet’s more durable then one might expect,” the Commander said, then pointed. “There’s the signal.” He stepped forward and knelt down, picking up a battered helmet. “UNSC helmet... I think it’s a Spartan helmet,” he added, his voice slightly awed.

“I think you might be right sir.” The man looked over to see a marine kneeling down over a half-buried form, almost hidden in the grass. “Female, looks like modified Mark Five armor,” she reported.

“More bodies over here,” another marine called out. “Mostly rotted, but the armor and skeletons, I’d say Grunts and Jackals, lots of them.”

“No Brutes or Elites?” someone wondered.

“The Elites would have recovered their dead,” the Commander said. “They’d have left the lower ranked bodies here.” He plugged a datapad into the helmets external port, and nodded in satisfaction as the old helmets hard drive responded to the power source. “Got an id. Jane-B312, Noble Team. She’s a Spartan-Three. There’s a lot of footage in this thing. Combat recordings. Buck, call the ship, let them know we’re going to need a full recovery team. We’ve got fallen soldiers here to recover.”

“On it sir,” the woman replied. The Commander looked at the helmet, then at the body of the fallen Spartan. Protocol was clear on what to do with her. She was to be taken back to Earth and buried with full honors at the Spartan Memorial Cemetary, outside the Ark.

She’d earned so much more then that, but the UNSC would do what it could to honor her sacrifice.

***

"It didn't take long for Reach to fall. Our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory - your victory - was so close... I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor - all burned and turned to glass. Everything, except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild."

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  how to make an in-n-out burger for the rest of us
Posted by: Sweno - 09-19-2010, 04:18 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (16)

Hey all.
A few days ago someone (I forget who, my mental mapping of skype voices -> coh characters -> board handles isn't 1-to-1) mentioned that they were missing the taste of an In-N-Out burger.
So I present for your consumption:
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/201 ... style.html

Anyone else have local foods that are definitive?
I am of the firm opinion that a double-double is the best burger I have had for less than $10.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

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  Tech Help: Buying a new Desktop
Posted by: Niteflier - 09-18-2010, 05:27 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (33)

As the subject says, in the next 4-8 months I'm going to be buying my wife a new desktop. I need help, though, being woefully undereducated about current capabilities of computers. The primary purpose of the desktop would be document processing (IE, writing, powerpoint, excell) and playing City of Heroes. The budget is going to be about $1700. Can someone please give this poor soul some helpful information?

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  Mass Effect 2 "ENKINDLE THIS"
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 09-18-2010, 09:50 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

For those of you who have played the game and noted an amusing movie advertisement on Ilium... well here's the trailer. Big Grin


There are simply no words for how funny and full of EPIC WIN this is! ^_^

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