Thought you all might get a kick out of this one. Enjoy!

Or not... This might sting a bit...

Brain-Hurting Fanfiction Pairing Generator

Here's just a few that came across my computer screen.

Anne (A Little Night Music)/Aunt May (Spider-Man)

Apollo (Greek mythology)/Toby (Labyrinth)

Champ Terrace (Cupid)/Kowalski (SG-1)

Clea Duvall/Jack Foley (Out of Sight)

Eriol (Card Captor Sakura)/Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)

Gerald "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog games)/Jack McAllister (Jack and Bobby)

Getafix (Asterix)/Shoukichi (Heisei Gassen Tanuki Ponpoko)

Hanson (21 Jump Street)/Homer (poet)

Julia Sugarbaker (Designing Women)/Enid (Ghost World)

Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)/Irvine Kinneas (FF8)

Kosh I (Babylon 5)/Tarzan

Lance Bass/Eboshi (Princess Mononoke)

Lord John Marbury (The West Wing)/Nabeshin (Excel Saga

Nelix (ST Voyager)/Talia Winters (Babylon 5)

Pee-Wee Herman/Fleur (HP)

Ranma (Girl-Type)/Fred Burkle (Angel)

Sam (The Lost Boys)/Cliff Buxton (The Dish)

Sharpner (Dragonball Z)/Harmony Kendall (Buffy/Angel)

Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander)/Sienna (Phantom Brave)

Typhoid Mary/Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)

Some other amusing ones, not necessarily from the same batch...

Up Arrow (Dance Dance Revolution)/Lord John Marbury (The West Wing)

John Connor (Terminator 3)/Tony Dinozzo (NCIS)

Older Pete (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)/Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

Trance Gemini (Andromeda)/Saionji Kyouichi (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Cirdan (Lord of the Rings)/Lone Star (Spaceballs)

Lt. Saavik (ST)/The Toaster (Red Dwarf)

Chakotay (ST:Voyager)/Torg (Sluggy Freelance)

Gordon Tracy (Thunderbirds)/Arnold J. Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

Ling Ling (Steam Detectives)/Jar-Jar (Star Wars) I have no idea who Ling Ling is, but the match sounded funny, when read aloud.

Buster (Mythbusters)/Daniel Boone There must be a myth that needs busting, somewhere...

Fingolfin (Silmarillion)/Kate (Lost)

Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)/Griffith (Berserk)

Gary Hobson (Early Edition)/Leto Atreides II (Dune) I wonder who would win the "I can see the future" off.

The Ring (Lord of the Rings)/Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter)

Getting into this series has made me realize that this series is apparently immensely popular with the AMV-ists. Probably for the scenes that're so easily
taken out of context to fit lyrics. AMV.org links are included if I can find them.

My given recommendations:

"Sums Up The Series In A Nutshell Award":

Individuality (The One and Only) HQ Link

"Damn Catchy Song Will Be In My Head For Weeks Award":

Perfect Day (Perfect Day) HQ Link

"Unintentionally Ironic Social Commentary Award":

High Skool (High School)

"It's Scary How Well This Fits Them Award":

Kidnap the Chiyo-Claws (Kidnap the Sandy Claws) HQ Link

"Lack Of Context Makes For Funnier Shipping Award":

Tomo's Mom (Stacy's Mom)

"Lack Of Context Allows For Shipping Anyone Award":

Heartbreaker (Heartbreaker)

"Yes, The 6 Foot Amazon IS The Woobie Award":

Imperfect Sakaki (Imperfect Girl)

"Tear Duct Danger Warning Award":

"Friends Forever" (Graduation: Friends Forever)

Also, kudos to Youtube for the High Resolution option. Makes some of these a *lot* better when streaming.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

Hero Plan by Mids' Hero Designer 1.401

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Sally d'Schuter: Level 50 Natural Scrapper

Primary Power Set: Dual Blades

Secondary Power Set: Super Reflexes

Power Pool: Speed

Power Pool: Fitness

Power Pool: Leaping

Power Pool: Concealment

Hero Profile:

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Level 1: Nimble Slash

(A) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(9) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Endurance/Recharge

(13) Mako's Bite - Damage/Recharge

(17) Mako's Bite - Damage/Endurance

(29) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage

(37) Mako's Bite - Chance of Damage(Lethal)

Level 1: Focused Fighting

(A) Serendipity - Endurance

(3) Serendipity - Defense

(3) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance/Recharge

(5) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance

(50) Serendipity - Defense/Recharge

Level 2: Power Slice

(A) Touch of Death - Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(7) Touch of Death - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance

(15) Touch of Death - Damage/Recharge

(15) Touch of Death - Damage/Endurance

(23) Touch of Death - Accuracy/Damage

(37) Touch of Death - Chance of Damage(Negative)

Level 4: Agile

(A) Defense Buff IO

(5) Defense Buff IO

Level 6: Typhoon's Edge

(A) Multi Strike - Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(7) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance

(9) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Endurance

(13) Multi Strike - Damage/Recharge

(23) Multi Strike - Damage/Endurance

(34) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Damage

Level 8: Hasten

(A) Recharge Reduction IO

Level 10: Practiced Brawler

(A) Recharge Reduction IO

(11) Endurance Reduction IO

(11) Endurance Reduction IO

Level 12: Hurdle

(A) Jumping IO

Level 14: Super Speed

(A) Run Speed IO

Level 16: Dodge

(A) Defense Buff IO

(17) Defense Buff IO

Level 18: Health

(A) Numina's Convalescence - Heal

(19) Miracle - Heal

(19) Miracle - +Recovery

(45) Numina's Convalescence - +Regeneration/+Recovery

Level 20: Stamina

(A) Endurance Modification IO

(21) Performance Shifter - EndMod

(21) Performance Shifter - Chance for +End

Level 22: Quickness

(A) Run Speed IO

Level 24: Ablating Strike

(A) Touch of Death - Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(25) Touch of Death - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance

(25) Touch of Death - Damage/Recharge

(45) Touch of Death - Damage/Endurance

(50) Touch of Death - Accuracy/Damage

(50) Touch of Death - Chance of Damage(Negative)

Level 26: Blinding Feint

(A) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(27) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Endurance/Recharge

(27) Mako's Bite - Damage/Recharge

(37) Mako's Bite - Damage/Endurance

(40) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage

(43) Mako's Bite - Chance of Damage(Lethal)

Level 28: Lucky

(A) Defense Buff IO

(29) Defense Buff IO

(46) Defense Buff IO

Level 30: Focused Senses

(A) Serendipity - Defense

(31) Serendipity - Endurance

(31) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance

(31) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance/Recharge

(46) Serendipity - Defense/Recharge

Level 32: Vengeful Slice

(A) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(33) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Endurance/Recharge

(33) Mako's Bite - Damage/Recharge

(33) Mako's Bite - Damage/Endurance

(34) Mako's Bite - Accuracy/Damage

(34) Mako's Bite - Chance of Damage(Lethal)

Level 35: Evasion

(A) Serendipity - Endurance

(36) Serendipity - Defense

(36) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance/Recharge

(36) Serendipity - Defense/Recharge

(46) Serendipity - Defense/Endurance

Level 38: Sweeping Strike

(A) Scirocco's Dervish - Accuracy/Damage

(39) Scirocco's Dervish - Damage/Endurance

(39) Scirocco's Dervish - Damage/Recharge

(39) Scirocco's Dervish - Accuracy/Recharge

(40) Scirocco's Dervish - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance

(40) Scirocco's Dervish - Chance of Damage(Lethal)

Level 41: One Thousand Cuts

(A) Multi Strike - Damage/Endurance/Recharge

(42) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Damage/Endurance

(42) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Endurance

(42) Multi Strike - Damage/Recharge

(43) Multi Strike - Damage/Endurance

(43) Multi Strike - Accuracy/Damage

Level 44: Combat Jumping

(A) Defense Buff IO

(45) Defense Buff IO

Level 47: Stealth

(A) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance

(48) Luck of the Gambler - Endurance/Recharge

(48) Luck of the Gambler - Defense/Endurance/Recharge

(48) Luck of the Gambler - Recharge Speed

Level 49: Elude

(A) Recharge Reduction IO

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Level 1: Brawl

(A) Empty

Level 1: Sprint

(A) Endurance Reduction IO

Level 2: Rest

(A) Empty

Level 1: Critical Hit

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Set Bonus Totals:

14% DamageBuff(Smashing)

14% DamageBuff(Lethal)

14% DamageBuff(Fire)

14% DamageBuff(Cold)

14% DamageBuff(Energy)

14% DamageBuff(Negative)

14% DamageBuff(Toxic)

14% DamageBuff(Psionic)

5.63% Defense(Smashing)

5.63% Defense(Lethal)

5.31% Defense(Fire)

5.31% Defense(Cold)

5.63% Defense(Energy)

5.63% Defense(Negative)

3.13% Defense(Psionic)

11.3% Defense(Melee)

11.3% Defense(Ranged)

10.6% Defense(AoE)

27% Enhancement(Accuracy)

7.5% Enhancement(RechargeTime)

5% FlySpeed

145.6 HP (10.9%) HitPoints

5% JumpHeight

5% JumpSpeed

MezResist(Held) 15.4%

MezResist(Immobilize) 15.4%

MezResist(Sleep) 3.3%

MezResist(Stun) 3.3%

2.5% (0.04 End/sec) Recovery

44% (2.46 HP/sec) Regeneration

1.89% Resistance(Fire)

1.89% Resistance(Cold)

3.13% Resistance(Negative)

5% RunSpeed

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Set Bonuses:

Mako's Bite

(Nimble Slash)

MezResist(Immobilize) 3.3%

20.1 HP (1.5%) HitPoints

3% DamageBuff(All)

MezResist(Held) 3.3%

3.75% Defense(Ranged), 1.88% Defense(Energy), 1.88% Defense(Negative)

Serendipity

(Focused Fighting)

4% (0.22 HP/sec) Regeneration

10 HP (0.75%) HitPoints

3% Enhancement(Accuracy)

1.25% Defense(AoE), 0.63% Defense(Fire), 0.63% Defense(Cold)

Touch of Death

(Power Slice)

MezResist(Immobilize) 2.75%

20.1 HP (1.5%) HitPoints

2.5% DamageBuff(All)

MezResist(Held) 2.75%

3.75% Defense(Melee), 1.88% Defense(Lethal), 1.88% Defense(Smashing)

Multi Strike

(Typhoon's Edge)

MezResist(Sleep) 1.65%

0.95% Resistance(Fire,Cold)

MezResist(Stun) 1.65%

1.88% Defense(AoE), 0.94% Defense(Fire), 0.94% Defense(Cold)

1.88% Defense(Melee), 0.94% Defense(Lethal), 0.94% Defense(Smashing)

Numina's Convalescence

(Health)

12% (0.67 HP/sec) Regeneration

Miracle

(Health)

2.5% (0.04 End/sec) Recovery

Performance Shifter

(Stamina)

5% JumpSpeed, 5% JumpHeight, 5% FlySpeed, 5% RunSpeed

Touch of Death

(Ablating Strike)

MezResist(Immobilize) 2.75%

20.1 HP (1.5%) HitPoints

2.5% DamageBuff(All)

MezResist(Held) 2.75%

3.75% Defense(Melee), 1.88% Defense(Lethal), 1.88% Defense(Smashing)

Mako's Bite

(Blinding Feint)

MezResist(Immobilize) 3.3%

20.1 HP (1.5%) HitPoints

3% DamageBuff(All)

MezResist(Held) 3.3%

3.75% Defense(Ranged), 1.88% Defense(Energy), 1.88% Defense(Negative)

Serendipity

(Focused Senses)

4% (0.22 HP/sec) Regeneration

10 HP (0.75%) HitPoints

3% Enhancement(Accuracy)

1.25% Defense(AoE), 0.63% Defense(Fire), 0.63% Defense(Cold)

Mako's Bite

(Vengeful Slice)

MezResist(Immobilize) 3.3%

20.1 HP (1.5%) HitPoints

3% DamageBuff(All)

MezResist(Held) 3.3%

3.75% Defense(Ranged), 1.88% Defense(Energy), 1.88% Defense(Negative)

Serendipity

(Evasion)

4% (0.22 HP/sec) Regeneration

10 HP (0.75%) HitPoints

3% Enhancement(Accuracy)

1.25% Defense(AoE), 0.63% Defense(Fire), 0.63% Defense(Cold)

Scirocco's Dervish

(Sweeping Strike)

10% (0.56 HP/sec) Regeneration

3.13% Resistance(Negative)

9% Enhancement(Accuracy)

3.13% Defense(AoE), 1.56% Defense(Fire), 1.56% Defense(Cold)

3.13% Defense(Psionic)

Multi Strike

(One Thousand Cuts)

MezResist(Sleep) 1.65%

0.95% Resistance(Fire,Cold)

MezResist(Stun) 1.65%

1.88% Defense(AoE), 0.94% Defense(Fire), 0.94% Defense(Cold)

1.88% Defense(Melee), 0.94% Defense(Lethal), 0.94% Defense(Smashing)

Luck of the Gambler

(Stealth)

10% (0.56 HP/sec) Regeneration

15.1 HP (1.12%) HitPoints

9% Enhancement(Accuracy)

7.5% Enhancement(RechargeTime)

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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

For a rather specialised job application

http://seanmcnally.devian...rt/Resume-page-1-28051201

Hi guys.

Got a computer problem. I used as my Os Windows XP Home. My main drive finally gave up the ghost. I decided to upgrade the OS to Windows XP Pro while getting a
new drive since my copy of Windows XP Home has been used so often that Microsoft gave me a hell of a time the last time I installed it. The problem is now
playing a video file or watching a video signal, is almost frozen. where before I can watch a prgram in one window and browse the web in another easily. I
looked at the task manager and the problem seems to be in the CPU. Which is strange considering it's a 3.4 ghz dual core. I have 1 gb of memory. And I
defraged the hd and the memory already. It's improved slightly but playback is still almost frozen at times. Any ideas of the cause and how to fix this?
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

today's Two Lumps

http://twolumps.net/d/20090206.html
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2-MrHNJSE

Bob, I was just wondering. Given that Doug has an A.I. with him with a little experience with androids, AND a sample of Handwavium, is there any chance of the
Buffy-bot showing up earlier than canon? I mean, the tactical and stratigic advantage of having the most public heavy hitter in two places at once (possibly
posted by an illusion spell) are obvious.

http://www.thesource.ca/e...y=Gaming&pagenum=1&sort=1

Even though The Source by Circuit City is NOT included in the closure, they're still clearing out stock - apparently they're getting out of gaming
again. Good sales.

Because.

Maybe it's just me waiting for the box sets to arrive.