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| [Tech/RFC] Tupolev Tu-95X |
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Posted by: M Fnord - 11-11-2008, 02:42 AM - Forum: Fenspace
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Another bit of tech color for the general amusement. Comments welcome --Mal
==== Tu-95X "Cosmo Bear" ====
{{ ships:tu95.jpg?x285 |Tu-95 Bear}}
^ Registry Number: | AZ00#### |
^ Base Hull: | Tupolev Tu-95 |
^ Drive Type: | Gravity propellers x4 |
^ Drive Rating: | peak velocity 0.025c |
^ Owner of Record: | Soviet Air Force, LLC |
^ Flag of Record: | People's Republic of Freedonia |
^ Home Port: | [[gazetteer:places:earth:Gagarin Crater AFB], Luna |
^ Purpose: | Fighter carrier/tender\ Strategic bomber |
^ Launched: | 7 August 2013 |
^ Crew: | 1 AI pilot standard |
^ Supplementary Crew: | up to 7 others depending on mission |
^ Faction: | [[gazetteer:factions:Soviet Air Force] |
^ Status: | **Active** |
=== History ===
The Tu-95X (NATO reporting name "Cosmo Bear") is a handwaved variant of the venerable Russian Tu-95 bomber.
The aircraft in service with the Soviet Air Force were purchased from the Ukranian government during the development of the Ga-15 fighter. Simulations suggested that the Fearless' fuel consumption profile would make the fighter a poor patrol aircraft. Using another vehicle as a patrol base made enough sense that the Central Committee spent some time researching options. A few dozen calls later, the VVS acquired four decommissioned Tu-95 bombers and had them shipped to Gagarin Crater AFB for refitting.
The Cosmo Bear's primary mission is to act as a mothership for Ga-15 or F-EZig fighter craft. Each Tu-95 can carry four Fearless fighters in underwing configuration or seven E-Zigs (four underwing, three in belly compartments). Internal configuration is usually oriented towards refuelling and light maintenance duties. Inboard volume is very restricted, more so than the size of the bomber might indicate, so crew accomodations are spartan at best.
Command and control of the Cosmo Bear is done by a single AI pilot, though in a pinch the craft can be controlled by humans or even piloted remotely via interwave link. The habitable volume is left open for fighter pilots and/or service crews if necessary.
The Tu-95 earned the nickname "Bear" by being slow, lumbering and not something crossed lightly. The Cosmo Bear maintains that reputation with a native armament of six 23mm linear cannon (nose, amidships & tail turrets). When not performing tender patrols, it can also carry up to 20,000 kg of miscellaneous missiles, bombs and other instruments of destruction.
The Cosmo Bears flew a test program simultaneously with the Ga-15 fighters, and entered serviced at the same time. Two Tu-95s were assigned to Squadron A, a third was assigned to Squadron B (The Rocketeers, a F-EZig squadron) and the fourth was held back as an upgrade testbed.
=== Class Quirks ===
* //Good Solid Russian Engineering// - The Cosmo Bear is a damage sponge. It can take more hits than most vehicles in its mass range and still be operable.
* //FEW PRECISION ADJUSTMENTS!// - The ship will repair itself if necessary, but the autorepair system has to be booted by banging on the hull with a wrench.
=== Trivia ===
* According to X-COM legend, the VVS outfitted a Tu-95X as a reconnaissance and/or special operations platform. As the story goes, the bomber (callsign "KIMURA") refused to leave Venus orbit during shakedown, and the project was declared a failure. However, an unmarked Cosmo Bear has been sighted in and around MARS counterterrorism activity. The Central Committee denies all knowledge, of course.
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information
"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"
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| Tales of the Legendary: A Moment of Prayer |
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Posted by: Ebony - 11-11-2008, 12:44 AM - Forum: The Legendary
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The small Catholic church had stood in Kings Row for decades. It had been declared "off limits" by Mr. King himself, and many of the gangs had
kept to that habit after the old gangster had passed on. Those that didn't found the local priest, Father Tomas, to have a will of iron, a knowledge of
security technology, and several superheroes on speed dial. Failing that, the old man had served his country during the Viet Nam War, and there were several
Skulls who had the bruises and broken bones that said that just because a man took the collar, didn't mean he was slow or weak.
Father Tomas preferred not to hurt the local malcontents, but rather to preach as Christ had. But sometimes you had to get their attention before they would
listen to the Word. And he couldn't have them digging up the bones of the deceased for those ludicrous masks. For the most part, though, they left him
alone. Only a few of them gave him any real trouble, and most of them had stopped with the addition of a particular, green-masked hero to his congregation.
Numero Catorce had lived in the barrio of Kings Row for several years now. He had helped the sexton, a retired policeman named Henry Murphy, and had
devoted time to the neighboring community center. The people of the neighborhood knew Numero Catorce, trusted him, and welcomed him. Several of matriarchs - a
group that Henry referred to as the "Matchmaker Mafia" - had been trying to get him to marry their granddaughters for several months. The
luchador had managed to avoid any insult without making any commitment to engagement. So far.
Mrs. Klauswitz, Father Tomas' housekeeper, had pointed out a small article on the front page of the newspaper at breakfast. Some time in the night, Numero
Catorce had helped defeat the strange doppelgangers of the Freedom Phalanx, and had been promoted to top Security Clearance. A brief award ceremony was
scheduled for later in the week, and many of the community were planning to take the train to Atlas City in support of their neighbor. In the article, Numero
Catorce was polite, but brief, telling the reporter that he was just doing his duty. Since that point, no one had seen Numero Catorce.
Father Tomas knew this was not unusual. The luchador often dropped out of sight. He would throw himself at a gang or a criminal organization for
weeks, often not making public appearances and only communicating with his contacts. But he always returned, greeting people after Mass with a smile and a
willingness to help. It was not a moment to worry; Numero Catorce would return.
As if summoned by his thoughts, the front door of the church opened, revealing the broad shoulders and green mask of the luchador. He paused at the
far end of the church, scanning the sanctuary for people. At the moment, no one was in view except for Father Tomas. As he completed his survey of the room,
Father Tomas saw his shoulders slump. Something was wrong.
He quietly approached the hero. "Numero?" he said. The big man did not respond. Lowering his voice, the priest tried again, using a name that only he
knew, "Roberto?"
Numero Catorce's face swung to face his, and Father Tomas saw sadness and exhaustion. "What happened?" he asked gently.
Numero Catorce started to answer, but shook his head. "I ... it is hard to say, Father." He looked away, towards the stand of devotional candles.
"Por favor, give me a few minutes. I will tell you then."
Father Tomas nodded and excused himself to his office. He had many conversations with Numero Catorce there, on topics diverse in their subject matter and tone.
He knew the hero would find him, after his need for communion with God was fulfilled.
As the priest departed, Numero Catorce quietly walked to the devotional altar. He removed a candle from the box, depositing a small donation in return, and lit
it. Crossing himself, he knelt and sought to form his thoughts into order from the disturbing chaos that they had been in since the fight with Neuron the
previous night.
He had first glimpsed a name in the graveyard where he and the others had fought Chimera. There had been little time then, and he had discounted it as
coincidence. But then, there was the look of surprise on Bobcat's face as he had faced her. She had said nothing, but he knew that his presence had
unnerved her. Even confronted with Silicon Sabre's claws and Quicksilver Nano's invulnerability, Bobcat had chosen to focus her most ferocious attacks
on Numero Catorce, knocking him down to the ground multiple times with no show of letting up.
It had puzzled him. What could be so infuriating or disconcerting as to send her into such a rage? He knew, from the briefings, that Bobcat was a feral
berserker, but this was a focused attack, not the flurries of the wild beast she was rumored to be. And why him? Nano spent as much time close in with the
enemy as he did, and HE-AT had flung dozens of the Praetorian's servants around the battlefield with her energy blasts. But every time she turned towards
him, lashing out to counter his blows, Bobcat's eyes had held a glint of rage.
He had found his answer in Neuron's base. A wrong turn had thrown him into a crowd of the villain's mechanical men. He had felled a number of them,
before a small trophy case had caused him to drop his guard, and a steel haymaker had dropped him like a stunned steer. Sr. Bishop had pulled him free with a
teleport, bringing him to where the others had found Neuron. Afterward, when clearing the base, he had opened the case and slipped the thing he had seen free.
He pulled it free from his belt and studied it in the warm glow of the candles. It was almost the same color green, but it had been darkened by what had
clearly been electrical burns. There was dried blood around the nose. As if a high-speed punch had shattered the septum of the original wearer. It was,
undeniably, a green luchador's mask. The resemblance to his own was frightening.
Numero Catorce knew the "rules" of Praetorian Earth, and had no doubt that this mask belonged to a criminal. One that had clearly caused enough
trouble that both Bobcat and Neuron knew him on sight. It was both disturbing and strangely gratifying.
Who was this Roberto Sifuentes? What did he call himself in that strange, twisted funhouse mirror world? Was he driven to crime by the events that had sent
Numero Catorce to Paragon City, or had he been the last in an infamous legacy that stretched as far back as the heroes that wore La Mascara Verde here? Did he
curse God for his life, or did he thank Him for the skill to hurt others?
Numero Catorce shook his head. He pulled his rosary from his belt and began counting off the beads. The simple ritual slowly calmed him. There but for the
grace of God go I, he thought, and sent up thanks for that grace as he did every day.
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I needed an IC reason for Numero to bail on the fight against Tyrant, so I pulled this out of the air. Finally, Numero Catorce is 50.
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Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
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| The In Nomine game needs your support! |
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Posted by: robkelk - 11-09-2008, 06:58 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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Assuming you actually play In Nomine, that is.
There's a http://forums.sjgames.com/showthread.php?p=691399]recent thread over on the SJGames forums about when products get released on e23. Note post #10 where Sean "Dr. Kromm" Punch discusses why things aren't pubished and how that might be changed, post #16 where I ask how to apply that to In Nomine, and #17 and #18 where Andrew Hackard and Dr. Kromm tell me I've done everything I can except for getting the word out. So, I'm getting the word out.
If you play In Nomine, please go buy http://e23.sjgames.com/search.html?gsys=In%20Nomine]the core rulebook and supplements on e23 if you haven't already. That's probably the only way we'll get any new supplements, including the one that cleared playtesting and has been waiting for a slot in the design and layout schedule for over a year now...
(No, I'm not too proud to beg. Why do you ask?)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| Left 4 Dead |
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Posted by: jpub - 11-09-2008, 08:38 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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So, having finished Fallout 3, I downloaded and installed the Left 4 Dead demo.
It's very much a fast-zombie movie in atmosphere. I also suck bad at it.
(FYI, if your PC can manage Portal, you're fine on this.)
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| Big CDJapan Sale |
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Posted by: robkelk - 11-08-2008, 10:56 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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Up to 90% off (yes, 90% off, although some discounts are closer to 10%) selected collectables - anything from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
character keyrings to NERV parkas to Ikki Tousen figures to SOS-Dan tote bags to stuff I'm not going to mention - while quantities last. Details
and list here.
While you're there, get your 500 yen coupon at the same time.
All you have to give them is your e-mail address, and you're going to give them that when you place your order anyway...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| The Big Costume Contest |
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Posted by: Evil Midnight Lurker - 11-08-2008, 11:39 AM - Forum: The Legendary
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Well, unless one of these is an alt I don't know about, it
appears that none of us won. *sigh*
...And, honestly, even without that disappointment? I don't think I really like any of them enough to vote for one over another. YMMV.
--Sam
"Remember: denouement."
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| Making with the silly laughter. (Safe for work) |
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Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 11-08-2008, 04:57 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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How the hell did I never notice this before?
Let me back up a moment and explain. In our bathroom, the clothes hamper is right across from the toilet. So when you're sitting there, you are facing what
amounts to a low shelf. Perfect to leave magazines on and such. Easy to reach and convenient. I leave books in there sometimes that I figure will help pass the
time while other things are attended to.
Just now I walked in there, sat down, and nearly busted a gut laughing, and I have no one to blame but myself, because I left this damn thing in there earlier.
And ONLY JUST NOW did it occur to me...
...that THIS BOOK is absolutely the WRONG thing to have staring you in the face in a
bathroom! (Safe for work though. Really!)
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| I Need To Vent (Prop 8) |
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Posted by: Epsilon - 11-07-2008, 11:02 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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One step forward, two steps back. Why does it have to be this way?
Why the hell does anybody think that taking away human rights from other beings is ever a good thing? Fuck all you bastards who believe that gays do not have
the right to marriage. Fuck all you bigots.
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Epsilon
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