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  Missteps
Posted by: Murmur the Fallen - 09-04-2008, 11:48 AM - Forum: Future Steps - Replies (62)

As in, worlds that Good Ol' Doug Sangnoir should avoid, for whatever reason:

You know, maybe the world of Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki. The thematic and character development stuff would probably be covered with the AMG step, as well as the
fact that it would take a lot of plot contrivance to NOT send Doug on his way almost immediately. Hmm . . . still . . .

The world of Melnibone. Or Jerry Cornelius' London. Heck, any of the Eternal Champion's stomping grounds. Though there is the notion that Doug's
run into the ol' EC once in a while.

Okay, I'm going to make this argument. The Suzumiya Haruhi world. The reason? Because the premise of the series is that Haruhi WANTS there to be
fantastical things happening all around her, but cannot perceive them or the universe will implode. If Doug shows up, pffft goes the underlying irony of the
series.

Abenobashi Mahou Shotengai. If only because Doug would cry and cry and cry.

Urusei Yatsura. For the same reason.

Inu Yasha. Too great a power disparity there.

What other worlds should Doug not visit?

-murmur

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  Ancient Music, re-created
Posted by: robkelk - 09-04-2008, 04:26 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

The http://www.astraproject.org/]ASTRA Project "aims to reconstruct the sound or timbre of ancient instruments (not existing anymore) using archaeological data as fragments from excavations, written descriptions, pictures..." They also use custom software to create their end-results.

Be sure to visit the Downloads page for samples...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Signs you may need to put the game away
Posted by: Sofaspud - 09-03-2008, 09:33 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (5)

Today at work, a coworker wandered by my desk. I only saw him out of the corner of my eye, at first. I jumped in shock -- OH MY GOD, A _LOST_!

Er, no, not so much. Just a guy with a baseball cap and hoodie.

O_o

So. Share your 'durr' moments?

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

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  [Draft] Grand Theft Aircraft Carrier
Posted by: kentmagus - 09-03-2008, 06:16 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (19)

Our Hero cuts under the surface of the ocean. This body armor was allegedly spaceworthy as it had been handwaved from top to bottom and so it would be
oceanworthy as well. She swims under the aircraft carrier museum and continues applying the handwavium. She evades the alarm wires, videocameras, and
extraneous security. Now she knows why the museum's personnel still have one of those metal time-stamps.

She finishes applying the handwavium. This should be the last bit. On the other side Artificer is applying the last part of the handwavium on the other side.
The two finally finish up and glide up out of the water in their flight suits.

Our Hero gestures to Artificer in sign language. Artificer shrugs and follows Our Hero. They get up to the control tower only to find that there is no control
for moving up. Artificer expresses dismay, with her hands.

There's a brilliant flash over Hero's head until Artificer realizes it's a metaphorical flash since Hero has dived under the water. Artificer
covers her eyes.

The aircraft carrier tilts under the water and then rises into the air, where Hero lifts the aircraft carrier. Artificer flies down to join Hero and pushes the
aircraft carrier into the air where amazingly, the aircraft carrier holds being bottom-only-handwaved.

This sets off lots of alarms. The dock falls apart. Artificer pulls out a camera and takes a picture.

"We have got to get a more secure method of communication. " Artificer tells Hero dryly.

Hero has noticed the SR-71 Blackbird on the top deck and is calculating rumors about how one was desired somewhere.

"Hey!"Artificer yells.

"Hero" jerks her head around.

"What do you plan to to do about those?" She points to the flock of jets on the radar screen.

"What about them?We've drifted over international airspace. " She tells Artificer.

"They're chasing us. " Artificer tells her dryly.

"They'll stop once they run out of air. I tossed the security guard overboard " Hero tells her. coconspirator.

"Did he survive?"

"Eh. " Hero shrugs "He was only a few feet above the docks. "

Artificer held up a hand to stop Hero.

"I can see this one already. If it's handwaved it flies. Pushing up a handwaved aircraft carrier will make a stalled one fly. Don't expect me to
get out and push. Here's your picture. "



The picture shows a person in white body armor and helmet holding up an aircraft carrier with one hand.

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  Friday Night TF: The Bane of Terrence Knight
Posted by: OpMegs - 09-03-2008, 06:22 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (10)

Having seen random Rikti bombings continue even after the Invasion weekend's worn off, and having missed my -last- attempt, I'm putting out a call for
one big ole' LGTF. More Rikti than you can shake a stick at, for levels 35 and up.

Great for meriting, if you dun wanna raid, and the XP ain't bad too. Plus, Hamidon! [Image: happy.gif]
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

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  ToTL: Diary of a Catgirl
Posted by: Sofaspud - 09-03-2008, 01:11 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (3)

I'm going to add more to this as time goes on, probably.  Right now this is a headspace exploration, kinda, plus a bit of additional backstory for Scraps.


[VOICE INPUT MODE ON]
[ATLAS PARK ZONE, LOCAL TIME 14:23:08]
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION]
I feel a bit silly doing this.  I mean, I've never kept a diary before, but Mrs. Wilde said it was a good idea and it'd help me keep focused and keep notes on who I should be talking to next and what I've already done and... yeah.  I dunno, I zoned out for a bit.
A diary, huh?
At least I don't have to actually -write- it, I mean, yikes.  That'd suck.  Those folks at the hero registry gave me this little pocket-sized computer/cell phone/GPS/I don't know what thingy, and it even has a built-in diary, if I'm reading the menus right.  Plus it's, like, indestructable, or something.  I've seen other new heroes drop theirs onto the concrete or into the water in the square outside City Hall a few times already, and they seem to still work fine.  Cool!
I feel a bit like one of those TV characters.  "Captain's Log, Captain Sammy speaking."  Or something like that.
Um... what am I supposed to do here?  Mrs. Wilde -told- me to keep a diary... but I haven't done anything yet.
Guess I oughta fix that.
[END TRANSCRIPTION]

[VOICE INPUT MODE ON]
[KINGS ROW ZONE, LOCAL TIME 19:03:59]
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION]
My first lead, already!  I'm so excited!  I found a Skull who remembered Archer!  I had to give him a few new scars to do it, but he talked.  She busted his gang up a while back, sent him and a dozen others to the Zig.  I'm so proud of her. 
I remember these guys real well.  We used to have to run from them.  Them, the Hellions, the Outcasts, the Council... the Vahz... yuck.  Didn't really matter which, they were all out to get you.
Especially if you were a girl.
Or a cat.  The Hellions!  If they weren't looking for one to sacrifice, they wanted to light one on fire.  Jerks.
Lucky me, huh?  Being both, I mean.  That was the first thing I learned back when -- back before Mom and Dad went away.  My ears are easy to hide as long as my hair isn't wet, but the tail?  Ouch, is all I have to say.  YOU try keeping a tail hidden the whole time you're growing up, see how YOU like it.
... I'm standing in the street yelling at my cell phone.  Smart move, Sam, way to get the people to trust you.  Back to work!  These Skulls won't arrest themselves!
[END TRANSCRIPTION]

[VOICE INPUT MODE ON]
[GALAXY CITY ZONE, LOCAL TIME 06:15:33]
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION]
There are a HELL of a LOT of CATGIRLS running around lately, and I'm starting to smell a rat.  And I don't mean the fun chasey type, either.  I don't recognize them from the Home, but I'll bet Mrs. Wilde had a hand in it anyway.  She's sneaky like that.
They all have hero names that are some variation on Archer's.  Maybe they're fans, too?  But I'd know them, then, I think.  I -am- her fanclub president, after all.
Well, anyway.  It's nice having backup around, and really nice having someone else around who knows what it's like to have guys try to grab your tail all the time.
Poor Purrky, though.  Purrky Goth, I mean, she's one of the catgirls I was talking about.  Me and her and Purrfect Storm -- see what I mean about the names? -- were running around, chasing down bad guys and beating them up, and this guy kept -hitting on her-.  I mean, he'd walk right past me and Storm to make his move.
I'd feel insulted, maybe, except that he was such a dork about it.  And I don't get it, either -- Purrky's cute and all, and I know I'm not much to look at, but Storm's all tall and elegant looking, and doesn't bother with clothes.  You'd think he'd have hit on her, too.
I dunno.  I like my baggy sweater and stuff, but shaving every other day or so is kinda a pain.  I only bother with the face and arms, the rest is under cover, but... well, if Storm can do it, why can't I?  Right?
Mrs. Wilde was pretty strict about the clothes thing, but there WAS that boys school right nearby....
Poor Purrky.  We left the jerk behind after a while -- he was following us, it seemed like, just to put the moves on Purrky -- but still, that's not fun.
[END TRANSCRIPTION]

[VOICE INPUT MODE ON]
[KINGS ROW ZONE, LOCAL TIME 17:51:16]
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION]
Oh my god oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD!  I FOUND HER!
ALICE is the ARCHER!
I've got a couple minutes here, I'm on my way to the Legendary base -- she invited me to join her SUPERGROUP, can you BELIEVE IT? -- and I'm so excited I can't sit still.  I have to -do- something.  So I'm updating this thing, it might be a while before I get back to it.
ALICE is the ARCHER!
Oh wow.  I thought the trolls had gotten her too, or maybe she got caught in the crossfire, or something.  But she's okay!
Only thing I don't understand is, somehow Alice is a catgirl now too.  I need to ask her about that... someday.  But right now...
... I'm too excited.  ALICE is the ARCHER!  Whee!
[END TRANSCRIPTION]


--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

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  The Hellions Are Rioting In El Salvador
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-03-2008, 12:36 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (3)

I mean, http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 638863.ece]just look at the picture. Really.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Superball test render
Posted by: Rev Dark - 09-02-2008, 07:07 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (2)

I may want to add the pony tail to this to break up the lines somewhat.

[Image: Superball.jpg]

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  [Draft]Typical Interplanetary Superhero Patrol
Posted by: kentmagus - 09-02-2008, 05:40 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (1)

First Night

"Help, someone help me. " A person in white body armor swoops down as the bullets bounces off as our hero shields the person with his own body. Our
hero then charges gang member. Call him gang member A. Hero takes the gun and then clubs him with his own gun. Our hero does it a few more times to make sure
he's unconscious.

Our hero returns little lady's old purse who is expressing effusive thanks.

"All in a day's work citizen. " The synthesized voice comes out.

Second Night.

"I'm telling you there's a new guy in town who can fly and is bulletproof .I saw bullets bounce off. " Gang member A is telling inmates.

"Oh please. Biomod powers are supposed to be trivial, remember?" Gang member B scoffs.

"I'm telling you this is what happened. " Gang member A is irked that Gang member B doesn't believe him. This leads to a knife fight later in
which both become corpses. The incident reaches Gang Leader

"This is enough .First they're messing around with the cops which is good. Now they're going after small-time operators. We're gonna send a
message. "

"What message?" Not-too-bright gang member C asks.

"Find a new line of work if you mess with us. " Gang Leader responds.

Third Night.

Here gang members arrive early in the afternon, and settle into the alley. Each one picks a spot surrounding the encounter scenario. Our Hero flies overhead
in the evening on the patrol route and sees a young woman dragged into the alley.

The hero flies down and is immediately ambushed by a hail of gunfire, bouncing off body armor. Hero will feel the bruises tomorrow. She goes down, shields the
young woman, and then still shielding the young woman flies off with her.

This is problematic when the young woman also pulls out a knife and tries to stick her in the ribs sliding off her body armor. Hero sighs, deposits her on a
handy roof, and meets her coconspirator. We'll call this one Artificer.

"So how'd the testing go. " Artificer asks.

"I broke the law of gravity. That was good. Also, there was an ambush on my patrol route. I told you we should vary the patrol routes. " Hero
responds.

"We needed to get a feel for the city first. Still handwaving body armor has it's advantages. Now you can fly, and you're bulletproof. If
handwavium can make floating islands fly, it can certainly do the same for armor. " Artificer enumerates the advantages.

"Simple. "

"Hah. Simple, once you saw it. Everything's simple once it's explained. " Artificer mutters.

"So we paint our logo on the uniform and then license it out. . Yet another way to access the dimensions through money. "

"You realize that's an unproved rumor, right?"

"A person can dream, can't they?"

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  "The Voice" Has Fallen Silent
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-02-2008, 12:14 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

Don LaFontaine has passed away.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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