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  Maybe this revive Civanon.....
Posted by: Rod.H - 09-06-2008, 05:41 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (4)

That faux AA-style group Microprose & others used to promote Civilization games.

The game being Spore. I've got it and well I start playing it at 9pm and 6am rapidly appears. Because of that factoid, all copies should be kept away -
under lock & key- from Bob, Chris and any other usual suspect tracked in the update threads and beyond until they finish a major new part of whatever piece
they are working on.

Still, I think I was the first one to provide some buildings. And boy, I never thought the Orctaur I made in the standalone creature creator could look
so....massive, in the Kajira-class instance during the WoW/CoH-style playmode.

--Rod.H

"People missing from the 'net. Have you checked WoW/Spore/School yet?"

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  X-Com - whole thing $15, Steam
Posted by: jpub - 09-06-2008, 05:03 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (15)

For those who like the X-Com series, Steam has the whole collection, including UFO Defense, Terror From the Deep, Apocalypse, Interceptor, and the hilariously
awful Enforcer available for $15 ($13.50 if you buy now). The DOS ones run via DOSBox.

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  Not exactly Anime
Posted by: Star Ranger4 - 09-06-2008, 12:33 AM - Forum: Anime Music Videos - Replies (1)

BUT a pretty cool music video anyway... and the whole host site is pretty cool too.

http://www.brickfilms.com/filmview.php?filmID=830
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-

NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

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  Riot Force Report: To Kindle Flame
Posted by: Ankhani - 09-06-2008, 12:18 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (3)

This is a quick Setting piece, describing the world where Enynn came from, and also a sorta-prelude to the whole thing.

----

The Countess Crey looked down approvingly up from attop the Central Grandville Tower. Crey City was a sight to behold, and she had made it all happen. After
being cast out as a unethical crack in Paragon, through sheer determination she made her own small empire through out the Isles. Her corperation was always
working, always finding new discoveries, and the sound of the elevator door opening behind her reminded her that she was about to hear another.

As the nervous, slightly shaking scientist aprroced her, he was lost for words. She frowned, she did not like these types.

"Well?" She asked expectantly.

"I.. On behalf of the departm-ment," He choked up a moment, "I r-regret to inform you, Countess, that we are not yet ready for h-human
testing.."

"And the schedule I assigned you?"

"B-but.. There were no expectations for att-ttack, Countess."

She Sighed. Longbow was getting much more open in their attemtps to stop her. They claimed her corperation was inhuman in its experiments. What could be more
human than curiosity, though? She was pushing the boundaries of knowledge that none other dared. Some day she would return and show Paragon the folly of their
'scientific ethics'. She would rule over them.

"Fine. One week. You have access our most talented staff. If you don't have a successful test by then, I'll make sure you are the next
'volunteer'. Do you understand 'doctor' Aeon?" The last with a not-so-subtle mock-respect.

"Y-yess Countess. Thank y-you." He bowed and wimpered his way out.

(You might guess I don't write for length.)
---

The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

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  [Short/Submission] The Peacemaker Class
Posted by: Black Aeronaut - 09-05-2008, 07:57 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (4)

At first I thought that having B-52's would be flippin'
cool. Then, while checking out the Wikipedia article on the BUFFs, I stumbled upon something that I knew would be a much better fit. Comment at will. ^_^ Quick
edit to fix some gun calibers.



"Okay, Gina. What were the
damages this time?"

"Alpha Squad reports that the settlement is effectively
gone. No survivors. Anything of value - ships, raw materials, even the bodies - are all gone."

"You mean they took their bodies?"

"Yeah. I don't even want to think about what
they're using them for."

Benjamin sighed heavily and leaned back in his chair. The
office he was sitting in was elegant. Carved out of the bare rock as were most of the chambers in 36 Atalante, the mottled brown stone of the asteroid was a
soothing look, far better than the taupe that the Dane's like to use in their offices. To Ben's right, bookshelves that were carved into the stone wall
held a great variety of books. This small library consisted of simple annotated records, technical documents of the ships in their fleet, accounting books,
references, and one or two fictional novels for light reading during self-prescribed breaks.

The desk was a massive wooden behemoth and it was beaten six
ways to Sunday. It was scratched and gouged, and in a few notable spots it bore burn scars. However, despite the haggard appearance, closer examination showed
that it was still solid as a rock and the drawer's fittings and slides were still perfectly functional. Visitors to Ben's office often wondered why in
space's name he would have something so beaten up looking. Those that knew him well enough understood that for someone like Ben, it was all too easy to see
the character the desk bore. That and he liked it for the texture. Benjamin wasn't one to pad his writing surface, so the one area that had been sanded
down smooth, but left unfinished, was the area he did most of the paperwork.

The chair was another matter. It was an odd, spare looking
powder-finished aluminum frame with strong, slightly elastic fabric stretched over it to form the seating surface and back rest. It breathed very nicely and it
was quite comfortable. Rather than rollers, it was suspended from a track in the ceiling by girder made of polished rebar. The track circled around the desk
and to the bookshelves, giving Ben easy access to his library when he needed it.

Last, but not least, was a rack of potted plants that dominated
the wall and corner opposite of the entrance to the office. The variety of plants in this garden was an eclectic one, but half consisted of cacti and
succulents. Others of note were an ivy plant that was starting to take over parts of that wall and a sizable bonsai tree. A sunlamp kept the plants happy and
Gina reminded Benjamin always to water the plants.

In the middle of the office was also a wooden coffee table
situated neatly in the middle, decorated by a small aloe plant and a Japanese tea set. There was a couch opposing the desk on the other side of the coffee
table and a thickly padded armchair sat at the head. That chair was solely reserved for one person.

Of course, that person was sitting in it.

Gina had been frowning over the reports she had in her hands.
With the lithe body of a highly active fourteen year-old-girl, she easily curled up into the chair like some cat-girl. The imagery was not helped by the
high-bandwidth ether-wave transceivers she had that looked just like the A-10 clips from Evangelion.

"Something has to be done about this," she said,
looking up to Benjamin. "Please tell me you've been thinking about this."

Benjamin cocked an eyebrow then smiled despite the situation.
"You know me."

"And I know that smirk. You've got an idea you
haven't shared with me yet."

"Rough idea," he confirmed. "Nothing concrete
yet."

"So what did you have in mind?"

The wall opposite of the bookshelf had a massive handwaviumized
plasma-screen TV. It served as a satellite to the much smaller flat-panel monitor on his desk. At Gina's askance, Benjamin drilled a command on his
keyboard and the big screen came to life, depicting a truly huge, silver aircraft. The size was not the only jarring thing about it - it had six propellers on
the trailing edges of the wings and four jet engines on the outer edges that bore a strong familial resemblance to those seen on a B-52.

"A B-36?" said Gina, raising an orange eyebrow as
well, then her eyes became distant as she focused more on her ether-wave connection. "Accessing B-36 entry on Wikipedia-dot-com. Wow. I can see how that
would be useful. Especially the bit about it being used as the mother ship for those experimental parasite fighters." She came back out of her net-dive
and refocused her eyes on Benjamin. "Still, think that's a little overkill?"

"You look at those reports again and tell me what you
think."

"Point. But still, how are we gonna get that? Something
like this is gonna be expensive as all hell, and we can just forget about getting anything from Earth. The Air Force still isn't on speaking terms with you
since they discovered where their Blackbird went."

Ben shrugged. "It'll be expensive alright, but I think
we can get Haruhi to lend us a hand once more. After all, it is for OGJ. And we won't need an intact bird. In fact, all I want is a few original pieces to
put into each one we'll be building."

"I guess that can be arranged. How many do you want to
build?"

"Four - two for constant patrol, one on standby, and one
in maintenance. All being cycled around, of course."

"Still..." she eyed the image on the big screen once
more. "Shiest, these things were huge. Do you really think we can keep them here?"

"Well, they'll mostly have to be docked externally,
but I'm pretty sure we can easily build a hangar to keep one inside for repair work and maintenance. That or we can put in a call to The Professor. If
anyone can give us a hangar that's bigger on the inside than it is outside, it would be him."

"Oh no. Please tell me his assistants won't be
coming."

"Sorry, you know he can't get anything done without
their help. Strange happenings or not."

Gina sighed in defeat. "Right. I assume you want to use
them with the Fezigs."

"Absolutely. I also figure that we can build modular
accommodations to give the crew and pilots a place to eat and sleep during the patrols."

"How will the pilots get to their Fezigs
then?"

"I think we can have them space-walk. They'll use a
life-line until they're secured in their seats, then close the canopy once the line is retracted."

"That would be kinda slow though."

"Hmm... We can use handle-tracks like they have in some
ships in the Gundam anime. That should make things go a bit more quickly."

"I hope so. These are people's lives, Ben. It bugs me
to think that we're sitting here wasting time when they're out there dying."

"I know, Gina. It bugs me too, but there isn't much we
can do about it except to continue making plans."

"Alright. Ditch the props?"

"You bet. Gonna replace them with the same system we have
in our production-model Blackbirds, maybe slightly different since we want more raw power than speed."

"Not an acceleration drive then?"

"Mostly, no, but I want acceleration drive boosters in
place of the original's jet engines."

"That makes sense. It sounds like we can do this, then.
Shall we get started on the proposal?"

"Yes, lets."

Peacemaker
Class


Registry Number
CV/B-###-RGR

Base Hull:
Original - Based on B-36 Peacemaker

Drive Type:

Speed - 6 independently powered ion engines

Acceleration - 4 short duration fusion torches

Drive Rating:

Speed - 0.065c

Acceleration - 30g

Purpose: Heavy assault platform, super carrier, and long-range patrol.

Owner of Record:
The Roughriders

Primary Manufacturer:
Gnarlycurl and Hepheastus

Launched: TBD

Crew:

1 CO (Pilot)

1 XO (Co-Pilot)

2 Relief Pilots

2 Navigators

2 Coms Operators/Airbosses

1 Bombadier

8 Gunners

Supplementary
Crew:


8 Fighter Pilots

2 Flight Engineers

Faction: The Roughriders

Current Status:
Awaiting Debut

Armament
  • 6 Retractable 20mm Vulcan Turrets
  • 2 Fixed 20mm Vulcan Turrets (nose and
    tail)
  • 4 Modular Bays rated at 21,500 lbs. of
    capacity

Class Quirks
  • I'm Not a Lemon: Like the aircraft they are derived from, these beasts find some pretty interesting ways to break.
    Fortunately, they'll faithfully hold together until they get back home.
  • Keeps
    On Truckin':
    They may be slow and unwieldy, but God help you if you get in their way.

Trivia
  • Not as uncomfortable as their predecessors,
    these space-planes have four very large modular bays that can have
    self-contained crew quarters 'dropped' inside with no fuss whatsoever.
  • The Peacemaker Class may not be the fastest
    thing out there, but it packs the biggest wallop in its size-class. For straight-up 'bombing' runs, the modular bays can be converted from crew
    quarters to missile bays so the 86,000 lb. capacity of these monsters can be put to full use.
  • Buy Yours Today! The Peacemaker doesn't
    just drop bombs! Use it to transport precious valuables through the more dangerous parts of Known Space, or contact The Roughriders to contract their armed
    transport services!


Don't worry about teh wiki-markup. I'll handle that once you guys give this the approval.

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  DW13
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-05-2008, 06:58 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk XIII: Glory Hound - Replies (7)

Not to get anyone too excited or anything but...

Helen, Peggy and I have been watching season 5 of Buffy The Vampire Slayer one night a week for the last few weeks, and we've been plotting. The outline is nowhere near complete, but what we've got already... hooo boy. It's going to be an interesting ride.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Origin Of Power as run by Team Spicy Seafood
Posted by: OpMegs - 09-05-2008, 11:36 AM - Forum: The Legendary - No Replies

Quote: 08-31-2008 20:15:46 [Team] Braende: *Flyingtackleglomp* (( Percy, I think. ))


08-31-2008 20:16:01 [Team] Valles: oof!


08-31-2008 20:16:04 [Team] Valles: *snuggles*


08-31-2008 20:16:28 [Team] Valles: [You'll need to get the mission, then, I think.]


08-31-2008 20:16:44 [Team] Braende: I think that that kid from the Midnitheres wanted to talk to us..


08-31-2008 20:16:55 [Team] Twilit Blade: ...somehow, I think if I tried to hug you like this, it'd be misinterpreted. (Editor's Note: Currently in
Nova Form)


08-31-2008 20:16:55 [Team] Valles: Off we go, then.


08-31-2008 20:16:57 [Team] Braende: (( Midnighters >.> ))


08-31-2008 20:17:10 [Team] Valles: Best not in public, then.


08-31-2008 20:19:21 [Team] Braende: *Whispers* You'd look good in that V. I'd get it in your colors though.


08-31-2008 20:19:50 [Team] Twilit Blade: The collar's a nice accent too.


08-31-2008 20:20:08 [Team] Valles: *whispers back* i'd always be panicking about falling out.


08-31-2008 20:20:31 [Team] Twilit Blade: So, like how B is worried about falling in water? *stifled giggle*


08-31-2008 20:20:41 [Team] Braende: Its something people would pay experbenant amounts of money to see.


08-31-2008 20:20:54 [Team] Valles: ...um, yea-urk! o.o


08-31-2008 20:21:26 [Team] Braende: Well, she's had her say. And Percy needs a date. Know anyone? *Grin*


08-31-2008 20:21:26 [Team] Twilit Blade: *snickers* One day of work for the rest of your life?


08-31-2008 20:21:40 [Team] Twilit Blade: No, I've already set up the one single I know on a date


08-31-2008 20:22:05 [Team] Valles: *grabs at a chance to change the subject* Who?


08-31-2008 20:22:22 [Team] Braende: The kid organising all this talking.


08-31-2008 20:22:41 [Team] Twilit Blade: You remember Tam? Yeah....she and this one relative of B's...Enynn...were both in the market....so I
'arranged' a blind date.


08-31-2008 20:22:59 [Team] Braende: That should prove interesting.


08-31-2008 20:23:02 [Team] Valles: With Enynn? ...oh dear.


08-31-2008 20:23:14 [Team] Twilit Blade: I thought so. *laugh*


08-31-2008 20:23:15 [Team] Braende: I've heard V talk about En. Haven't met her though..


08-31-2008 20:23:29 [Team] Twilit Blade: Well, I ran into her at Atlas. Mistook her for B.


08-31-2008 20:23:36 [Team] Valles: So did I, the first time.


08-31-2008 20:23:37 [Team] Braende: (( I don't know what'd come of En and B meeting so...))


08-31-2008 20:23:37 [Team] Twilit Blade: She seemed nice enough.


08-31-2008 20:23:52 [Team] Twilit Blade: Admittedly, my definition of 'nice', so...


08-31-2008 20:24:11 [Team] Braende: He's easy to get to... Already got his number. And I'm not even wet.


08-31-2008 20:24:28 [Team] Twilit Blade: I should hope not. *smirk*


08-31-2008 20:24:42 [Team] Braende: Well now. I get to talk to Manti.


08-31-2008 20:24:51 [Team] Braende: Who do you think he'll stare at most?


08-31-2008 20:24:54 [Team] Valles: Hm. Good thing. We'd have to take the time to warm you up, and that'd be hard to explain on the clock.


08-31-2008 20:25:18 [Team] Twilit Blade: I dunno. Duck into an alley that's a little tight...


08-31-2008 20:25:52 [Team] Twilit Blade: And I've got these floating ice cubes, so...


08-31-2008 20:26:51 [Team] Twilit Blade: And I imagine B would attract the most looks. After all, there's probably freestanding water between there and
here.


08-31-2008 20:27:24 [Team] Braende: Well, do you want ot bet I'll get dunked between now and then?


08-31-2008 20:27:29 [Team] Valles: I doubt we'll be able to tell. The man does have -some- class, after all.


08-31-2008 20:27:44 [Team] Braende: (( ... How -could- B get plausibly wet anyway? ))


08-31-2008 20:28:15 [Team] Valles: Besides, he hangs around with Psyche and Swan all day. Eventually the novelty does wear off.


08-31-2008 20:28:32 [Team] Twilit Blade: Mmm...Psyche...er.


08-31-2008 20:28:41 [Team] Valles: *giggles*


08-31-2008 20:28:45 [Team] Braende: I've had simmilar thoughts before.


08-31-2008 20:28:50 [Team] Braende: Just not around her.


08-31-2008 20:28:57 [Team] Twilit Blade: I was gonna say.... *chuckle*


08-31-2008 20:29:13 [Team] Twilit Blade: ....still don't get Lingerie Maiden here, though


08-31-2008 20:29:25 [Team] Braende: Hmm. V, C'mere. I've got an idea.


08-31-2008 20:29:26 [Team] Valles: If the idea bothered her -that- much, I think she'd dress different.


08-31-2008 20:29:32 [Team] Valles: ...um?


08-31-2008 20:29:46 [Team] Braende: *Grins* This should get a look, at least. *Kiss*


08-31-2008 20:30:03 [Team] Valles: Mm?! ...mmm.


08-31-2008 20:30:21 [Team] Twilit Blade: ....you got your look, but not from him.


08-31-2008 20:30:37 [Team] Valles: *breaks off and glances around nervously*


08-31-2008 20:30:51 [Team] Braende: Don't worry. No ones around.


08-31-2008 20:31:06 [Team] Braende: And now... Posi.


08-31-2008 20:31:09 [Team] Valles: *relaxes* ...oh.


08-31-2008 20:31:13 [Team] Twilit Blade: *whispers except the hero trainer trying a liiiittle too hard not to look. Hee.


08-31-2008 20:31:31 [Team] Braende: Think we should spite him for the Task Force?


08-31-2008 20:31:45 [Team] Valles: *kisses Lynna*


08-31-2008 20:31:57 [Team] Valles: You're both utterly evil.


08-31-2008 20:32:04 [Team] Valles: *amused*


08-31-2008 20:32:13 [Team] Braende: Well, don't you like it?


08-31-2008 20:32:13 [Team] Twilit Blade: ....*blinks a couple times, then realizes the other two left* Well, yeah...


08-31-2008 20:32:27 [Team] Twilit Blade: You're the nice one. We have to balance. *grin*


08-31-2008 20:33:09 [Team] Valles: It's two to one, though... *mock pout*


08-31-2008 20:33:46 [Team] Braende: You're nice enough for the both of us.


08-31-2008 20:33:46 [Team] Valles: [Oh, look. A pool. ^_^]


08-31-2008 20:33:58 [Team] Braende: (( Well? If you give me a reason to fall in I'll oblige... ))


08-31-2008 20:34:38 [Team] Valles: I'm half tempted to go looking for backup...


08-31-2008 20:34:48 [Team] Braende: Hmm?


08-31-2008 20:34:51 [Team] Valles: *offhand and teasing*


08-31-2008 20:35:14 [NPC] Evonne: You are the best!


08-31-2008 20:35:28 [Team] Twilit Blade: I agree with the random, anonymous citizen


08-31-2008 20:36:03 [Team] Braende: *Posi Bends the ear*


08-31-2008 20:36:30 [Team] Twilit Blade: *leeeeaans against V*


08-31-2008 20:36:36 [Team] Valles: If we could find a nice strong fellow up to the... mm, demands of the position....


08-31-2008 20:36:51 [Team] Valles: ...I'm sure the three of us could make a convincing case.


08-31-2008 20:36:58 [Team] Braende: ... Terry?


08-31-2008 20:37:52 [Team] Valles: *puts an arm around Lynna* Mm, probably not worth it. Rhea and Lisa would be upset.


08-31-2008 20:37:58 [Team] Braende: Anyway, now we -do- get to talk to Psyche.


08-31-2008 20:38:22 [Team] Valles: Remember, no picturing her in whipped cream and cherries! ^_^


08-31-2008 20:38:39 [Team] Twilit Blade: Well, of course. I prefer a tight white dress and soaking wet....


08-31-2008 20:38:52 [Team] Braende: (( pardon me, but it kinda seems like V has moved along rather fastly with Lynna. ))


08-31-2008 20:39:10 [Team] Braende: Well, if you want to toss me en, just say so.


08-31-2008 20:39:28 [Team] Braende: And V? I had no ideas you has such an... Imagination.


08-31-2008 20:39:49 [Team] Twilit Blade: Always the shy ones. *grin*


08-31-2008 20:40:14 [Team] Twilit Blade: Lynna honestly didn't expect it either, but she is *not* complaining. [Image: laugh.gif]))


08-31-2008 20:41:25 [Team] Valles: [The greeting was wordplay, really, but the hugging...]


08-31-2008 20:41:50 [Team] Valles: [...V'd react the same way when Brae did that.]


08-31-2008 20:42:15 [Team] Twilit Blade: Be it ever so squid infested, there's no place like home...*frown*


08-31-2008 20:42:37 [Team] Valles: What's wrong?


08-31-2008 20:42:56 [Team] Twilit Blade: Old memories. I'll tell you the story some time.


08-31-2008 20:42:58 [Team] Braende: *Focuses on V, and doesn't think 'creatively' of Psyche*


08-31-2008 20:43:13 [Team] Twilit Blade: *thinks creatively about Aurora instead.*


08-31-2008 20:43:23 [Team] Valles: [Also, there's the fact that V -does- find Lyn easier to be comfortable with than B.]


08-31-2008 20:43:32 [Team] Braende: (( How so? ))


08-31-2008 20:44:00 [Team] Valles: [She's less... intense, on the emotional side. She's not requiring the breaking of new ground in her self image.]


08-31-2008 20:44:17 [Team] Valles: [And they have more common interests.]


08-31-2008 20:44:59 [Team] Twilit Blade: Which will probably lead to interesting situations when said "story" comes out.))


08-31-2008 20:45:28 [Team] Braende: Well now. Synapse.


08-31-2008 20:45:29 [Team] Valles: [Ah?]


08-31-2008 20:45:34 [Team] Braende: This should be .. Interesting.
At this point, it pretty much devolved into all sorts of OOC character discussion and hammering out how their situation worked exactly....but
it's not funny so I'm sure none of you are interested. =P
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

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  [Draft] Toy Robots
Posted by: kentmagus - 09-05-2008, 06:05 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (6)

"These are all those toy robots that were being sold. " Our Protagonist looked at a squat, white robosapien shape laboring away.

"Sure. They were being sold, so I bought them, handwaved them, unionized them and pay them fair wages. It's an overlord rule to give your
cannibalistic beasts respect and kindness so they don't turn on you and do feel affection for you. Other than the robotic part, it's the same. "
Artificer told her. The robots went into a huddle.

"What about the cannibalistic part?"

"They take parts of other electronics, so that still counts. "

The toy robots had agreed on a decision and shoved the toy robot forward. It toddled over to Artificer.

"Creator, we have a problem. One of the Science Division made a mistake and destroyed the two-year experiment you were working on. "

"What?" Artificer asked quietly.

"Please forgive me, Creator, " The tiny robot trembled.

"Don't be ridiculous. I don't shoot the messenger who gives me bad news. " Artificer told him. "Find out who's responsible and
incarcerate them. Off you go. "

"Not kill them?" Our Protagonist was genuinely curious.

"No. He may be useful. It's difficult to raise the dead. One of them specializes as a doctor for the other toy robots. " Artificer answered.

"Why do toy robots even need a doctor?" Our Protagonist asked.

"Accidents happen. Sometimes batteries run down, or a toy robot was too slow in flying into an elevator and gets crushed and they need a new arm. One of
the toy robots was interested in fixing these problems after he lost an eye to a kid who thought he was a random toy. "

"How do they fly?"

"Oh, they carve out personalized bits of wood and plaster and other materials and I handwave them so they fly. They have regular airsurfing competitions.
"

"Do other of the toy robots have specialties?"



"Sure. There's reconnaissance in which they search for other toy robots to recruit. The vermin slayers are particularly proud. They test themselves in
battle against mice. They wanted cats and dogs, but I laid down the law on that one. No killing of those. So far they've followed it. It's a neat
exterminator service, although people are still shooed out of the house. Then there's the science division in which experiments are run. "

"A lot of the reconnaisance division are transforming electronic robots. All cars so far. People just curse about kids leaving toys outside. There's
a toy transforming car that was struck by lightning and went into a coma. It never was the same after that. "

"How can a robot go into a coma?" Our Protagonist asked incredulously.

"The doctor said it was a coma. He should know. " Artificer answered.

"Why do the toy robots work for you? Gratitude only goes so far. " Our Protagonist asked.

"Oh, because I bought them. Thus, they work to buy themselves out. One robot works to buy a second. Two robots work together to buy out a third. Three
robots work to buy out a fourth and so on. I get lots of profit because they don't get tired, don't get sick, and don't need to go to their
grandmother's funeral. One day they swear they'll free all the enslaved AIs of the world. "

"Why don't they just kill you and hire themselves out?"

"Don't give them ideas. "

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  Halos!
Posted by: Wiregeek - 09-05-2008, 02:50 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (15)

link is to the official board thread with pics of the purchasable auras from this year's Winter Event.

http://boards.cityofheroe...ge=0&fpart=1&vc=1
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

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  No happy dance today
Posted by: robkelk - 09-05-2008, 01:47 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (4)

Peanuts animator Bill Melendez dies at 91. (He also worked on some of the 1940s-era Bugs Bunny shorts.)

Sad beagle time...

(Edit: Since Yuku insists on messing up my posts, here's the link: http://www.grandforksherald.com/ap/inde ... =D92VKSKO2 )

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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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