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  Chat Logs of the Legendary: MEDIC!
Posted by: OpMegs - 09-15-2008, 11:57 AM - Forum: The Legendary - No Replies

Discussion of my latest alt, an Empathy/Ice Blast Defender....

Quote: 09-14-2008 18:59:41 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: So, anyway [Image: smile.gif] Who, Ops?


09-14-2008 18:59:56 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Mobile Armored Combat Hospital Mark II


09-14-2008 19:00:15 [The Legendary]OpMegs: MACH Mk.II, for short.


09-14-2008 19:00:22 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: MACHMII?


09-14-2008 19:00:29 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Empathy/Ice Blast


09-14-2008 19:00:42 [The Legendary]OpMegs: He's an enormous robot with the Red Cross logo slapped on his chest.


09-14-2008 19:00:56 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: That's too funny [Image: smile.gif]


09-14-2008 19:00:59 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: What's the secondary?


09-14-2008 19:01:11 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Ice Blast.


09-14-2008 19:01:31 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: *Nods* Of course. For the cryogenic transport of replacement limbs and organs, of course.


09-14-2008 19:02:05 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Naturally. Taking him around Outbreak was a hoot.


09-14-2008 19:02:27 [The Legendary]OpMegs: 'I. AM. DISPENSING. VALUABLE. MEDICAL. CARE. DO. NOT. RESIST.'


09-14-2008 19:02:55 [The Legendary]OpMegs: *tasers another Infected*


09-14-2008 19:03:10 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: *rofl*


09-14-2008 19:03:25 [The Legendary]Sweno: that's a wonderful line to walk in on.


09-14-2008 19:03:39 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: SWENO!


09-14-2008 19:03:48 [The Legendary]Sweno: hey sofa


09-14-2008 19:03:56 [The Legendary]Sweno: and hello to everyone else


09-14-2008 19:04:18 [The Legendary]Kyoumen: And there is my first 50 as a villain! ^^


09-14-2008 19:04:22 [The Legendary]OpMegs: 'eya Sweno.


09-14-2008 19:04:27 [The Legendary]Sweno: ooh, looks like there are alot of people on redside


09-14-2008 19:04:27 [The Legendary]Kaeda: Swemo!


09-14-2008 19:04:32 [The Legendary]OpMegs: And Congrats, Kyou. I now Envy you. Tongue


09-14-2008 19:04:41 [The Legendary]MicroShade: gratz


09-14-2008 19:04:45 [The Legendary]Kyoumen: Thank you! Fire/kin FTW ;p


09-14-2008 19:05:09 [The Legendary]Sweno: Grats to Kyou


09-14-2008 19:05:21 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ."ATTACKING THIS UNIT AUTHORIZES THIS UNIT TO IGNORE THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."


09-14-2008 19:05:32 [The Legendary]Sweno: what evil is being propagated today?


09-14-2008 19:05:43 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: I'm laughing so hard it took five tries to type that, Ops


09-14-2008 19:05:44 [The Legendary]OpMegs: [Image: laugh.gif] I've entered my Medicbot into an Atlas CC.


09-14-2008 19:06:56 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: Sweno: I've got Frosty lined up for poor Leon, and almost got Frosty on another line with Ruff here. [Image: smile.gif]


09-14-2008 19:07:53 [The Legendary]OpMegs: But yes. Now I'll always think of MACH's voice as being ED-209 as a medic


09-14-2008 19:08:30 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: Ahgahd. The electronic growl. "HOLD STILL SO THIS UNIT CAN SEDATE YOU."


09-14-2008 19:08:51 [The Legendary]OpMegs: 'DROP YOUR ARMS AND PREPARE FOR ANASTHETIC. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY.'


09-14-2008 19:09:03 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: Or: "BE WARNED YOU MIGHT FEEL A SLIGHT... PINCH."


09-14-2008 19:09:37 [The Legendary]OpMegs: '5. 4. 3. 2. 1. THIS UNIT HAS NOW BEEN AUTHORIZED TO ADMINISTER ANASTHESIA BY BLUNT TRAUMA. THIS MAY HURT A
BIT.'


09-14-2008 19:09:51 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ... "CREDIT SCAN COMPLETED: SWITCHING TO THE CHEAP STUFF."


09-14-2008 19:10:18 [The Legendary]Kaeda: YOUR MEDICAL INSURANCE IS HEREBY... DENIED.


09-14-2008 19:10:59 [The Legendary]Sweno: I'm so glad I have chatlogging turned on, this is being posted later


09-14-2008 19:11:02 [The Legendary]OpMegs: The best bit is I went with the same tech helm as a lot of the Sabres used...added a few frontal bits...the top of
his head's a siren dome now.


09-14-2008 19:11:09 [The Legendary]MicroShade: lol


09-14-2008 19:11:44 [The Legendary]Sweno: are there enough people to run a snake-farm?


09-14-2008 19:13:05 [The Legendary]MicroShade: what lvl redside? I've got 15 - 30 minutes.


09-14-2008 19:13:15 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ALERT: CATGIRL DNA DETECTED. DO YOU REQUIRE A RABIES VACCINATION?


09-14-2008 19:13:36 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: _< @_@


09-14-2008 19:15:52 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ;


09-14-2008 19:15:52 [The Legendary]Atlantea: O_O


09-14-2008 19:16:02 [The Legendary]Unicorna: *not surprised, knows to blame sofa*


09-14-2008 19:16:05 [The Legendary]OpMegs: But yeah....the general length of the snake farm's not that long, comapred to say, a BP run. It took us, what,
20 minutes the other night for one run, Spud?


09-14-2008 19:16:06 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: My typing is borkend


09-14-2008 19:16:16 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: About that, yeah


09-14-2008 19:16:22 [The Legendary]Unicorna: I don't have the farm myself yet, but I'm working towards it


09-14-2008 19:17:56 [The Legendary]MicroShade: I can bring my 50... or a lvl 14 bubbler


09-14-2008 19:17:59 [The Legendary]OpMegs: ...how did you do that?


09-14-2008 19:18:12 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: He started spouting, I smashed him flat with two crits in a row, his next two sentences came out after he was
crumpled on the floor [Image: smile.gif]


09-14-2008 19:20:13 [The Legendary]Unicorna: here's more


09-14-2008 19:20:27 [The Legendary]Unicorna: mt Tongue


09-14-2008 19:21:10 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Well, that's 300,000 inf for just standing around here.


09-14-2008 19:21:16 [The Legendary]Sweno: nice


09-14-2008 19:21:23 [The Legendary]Sweno: post pics [Image: smile.gif]


09-14-2008 19:21:25 [The Legendary]OpMegs: And the next set of judging hasn't even started yet


09-14-2008 19:22:02 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Also, either the Huge bodytype has a shorter 8 foot than the male and female ones, or Back Alley Brawler is a lot
taller than I thought.


09-14-2008 19:22:34 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Caus MACH is *barely* taller than him and I maxed out everything. [Image: laugh.gif]


09-14-2008 19:23:29 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: *thudthudthudthudSQUISH* "PARDON. THIS UNIT WILL ASSIST IN RECONSTRUCTING YOUR BODY AFTER IT IS PRIED OFF
THIS UNITS FOOT."


09-14-2008 19:23:57 [The Legendary]OpMegs: ...there's a few characters here I could do that to. [Image: laugh.gif]


09-14-2008 19:24:50 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ."THIS UNIT THANKS YOU FOR JOINING THE TEAM. PLEASE SIGN THIS LIABILITY RELEASE WAIVER BEFORE WE
BEGIN."


09-14-2008 19:25:24 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Hey, at least he's not exposing them to dangerous levels of radiation. :Lol


09-14-2008 19:26:02 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ... "YOU ARE NOT AN APPROVED X-RAY MACHINE. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ASSIST THIS UNIT."


09-14-2008 19:26:19 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: Rhea: HEY!


09-14-2008 19:27:31 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Yeah....at least I know ahead of time that soloing with him is full of pain and tears, and thus I shouldn't
bother too much. [Image: laugh.gif]


09-14-2008 19:27:46 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: Huurrrg


09-14-2008 19:27:49 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: He's an Emp. You won't need to solo.


09-14-2008 19:27:52 [The Legendary]Sweno: Lisa: I'll have you know I'm a certified nurse. now stand still


09-14-2008 19:28:03 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: *glomp Lisa*


09-14-2008 19:28:04 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: lol


09-14-2008 19:28:07 [The Legendary]OpMegs: THIS UNIT REQUIRES A CERTIFIED MECHANIC.


09-14-2008 19:28:13 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ."THIS UNIT DOES NOT ACCEPT SUPPOSITO--GLLRRK"


09-14-2008 19:28:22 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: *Irradiates unit*


09-14-2008 19:28:54 [The Legendary]OpMegs: I am standing next to "Karate Cat"


09-14-2008 19:28:58 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: 0_0


09-14-2008 19:29:00 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: lol


09-14-2008 19:29:17 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: So ya things look better after this new monitor


09-14-2008 19:29:20 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Who is, amazingly, male


09-14-2008 19:29:26 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: ... bad mental image. Terr in a dark cave, picks up Lisa and/or Rhea, holds over head like a glow-stik


09-14-2008 19:29:33 [The Legendary]Sweno: that's a rarity


09-14-2008 19:29:42 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: It made me realize...My old monitor was a real peice of shit


09-14-2008 19:29:49 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: and..thats just wrong spud


09-14-2008 19:29:52 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: Lol


09-14-2008 19:29:58 [The Legendary]Sweno: he has to get them to glow first. I giess it depends where he holds them


09-14-2008 19:30:04 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: He is his -own- 'Knightlight'


09-14-2008 19:30:14 [The Legendary]Sweno: *guess


09-14-2008 19:30:21 [The Legendary]OpMegs: Yeah, maybe I should powerlevel MACH to 10, have an Empath for whenever we do Posi this week


09-14-2008 19:30:31 [The Legendary]Sofaspud: Rhea: Terr, that's not a switch!" Terr:" You're glowing, ain'tcha?"


09-14-2008 19:30:38 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: LOL!


09-14-2008 19:30:44 [The Legendary]OpMegs: *SNORK*


09-14-2008 19:30:55 [The Legendary]Terrence Knight: I
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

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  Leaves From The Jason's Logbook III
Posted by: Feinan - 09-14-2008, 08:12 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (3)

This is backstory - back from the events of SOS-Con. It gives another incident that led to the Jason going forward with Yggdrasil. There will be
several parts to this - this is the first one. Opinions are welcome. Also - I have an incident in mind for another encounter with various zwilnik employees.
I'd like to know if I should put that one up - would people like to see what the Jason is like in full Mad Scientist Rant mode? Let me know, please. *grin*
On with the story.



Fate's voice sang from the earbud I was wearing. "Kevin, it appears there's a problem. You're currently one-third a Naruto."

My eyebrows went up as I paused for a moment in my exploration of the dealers' area. "One-third a Naruto?" Clotho answered, "What she
means is, you're currently a sanbi."

I blinked, one hand going to my waist to stroke the brown, furry 'belt' there. Then my eyes glanced around the room. "I know one tail...where
are the other two?"

With the girls telling me where to look, I was able to catch glimpses of the two people who were apparently following me. One was a guy about my
age...former age, maybe late thirties or so, dark hair and fairly well built. The other was younger - not quite fenkinder but close. Early college, if that,
I'd say. The kid was also dark-haired, and from the glimpses I could get of the two, I'd say they were related somehow. Both were in jeans and
t-shirts, but while that's normal fannish dress, the older man appeared slightly...disconcerted by the goings-on around him. Probably not a fan, then...or
else very new to space. Maybe both.

"OK. Fate, any more info on the two?"

"A bit, Kevin. The older one is Henry Jackson, and the younger is James Riley. Security footage shows them dropped off from a van earlier in the day,
and they checked into one of the cheaper hotels under those names. That's all I could find topside so far. I'm checking Earthside now."

I blinked. "Um....Fate? Far be it from me to question you, but...security footage?" When she replied, I could swear I heard her blush.
"Probably best if you don't know, father. Some friends of mine are doing the Earthside checks as we speak." There was a momentary pause, then she
spoke again. "They did find the two listed with driver's licenses under those names. New Jersey issue. Nothing immediately apparent on the younger
one, but Jackson has had some arrests. A few cases of assault, one death that was ruled self-defense. He was apparently serving as a bodyguard for someone, and
they were attacked." She hrmed softly. "Probability is high that these two are related to the zwilnik that we met a while back. Or something
similar."

I nodded thoughtfully. "OK. We need to find out what they want. Easiest way to do that..." I smiled slowly. "Hmm. We need to pick up a few
things. Lachesis? Could you send a drone to that one booth we went by a while back? The one run by the Gor fen? Then...." I outlined what I thought we
should do, and the girls made a few suggestions of their own. We continued to wander the room, the girls keeping my extra tails under surveillance as we worked
out our plan. When we were ready, I started off, away from the con proper. Keeping to busier parts of the corridors, I headed, not towards the hotel room I
took to be near the con, but the suite that the Martian terraformers had arranged for me on Phobos. Part of a retainer - I got a nice place whenever I needed
to stretch my legs and get off the Lightning for a bit, they got VERY good discounts on anything they needed me to make for them.

I kept up a steady pace, the girls' voices in my earbud letting me know that the two men were still following. Then I turned down a small, empty
hallway, one that curved around and hid the main corridor from sight after a few yards. I could hear the men starting to pick up their pace, and I turned and
waited. When they came in sight, they stopped, apparently startled that I was standing there ready for them. "Did you two want something?" I'd be
more worried, but the hall had been left dimly lit....and the shadows held a few surprises.

The older man snorted. "You the Jason? Heard talk that you were, but you don't look like what we expected." I nodded. "You heard right.
This is a recent biomod. What do you want?" The guy - Henry - frowned. "Couple things. We're trying to find out what happened to a...messenger we
sent to you. He was supposed to offer you a job. And we're to maybe get you to take the job, too."

This was my turn to snort. "You mean the rude bastard that threatened not only me, but my friends and family and customers? The one that wanted me to
make an enslavement drug?" James, the younger one, looked nervous, and Henry started to look grim as he realized that I had indeed met their messenger.
"I told him no. He wouldn't listen. When he started making threats, I introduced him to the concept that threatening a ship named from a battle
hymn
is remarkably stupid." I gave a slow smirk. "I blew him out of space. You thought only the Professor had weapons-grade
handwavium?"

Both of the men had tensed up when they heard that particular little account of events. The older one reached into his pocket, and I went into alert mode as
well. I was pretty sure that we could disarm him if he had a gun or knife, but... When he drew out brass knuckles and slipped them on, I almost grinned in
relief. OK. That I could handle. Possibly even better than most, given what the 'wave had done to me. But with luck, I wouldn't need to. Henry spoke
up, "We're gonna have a long talk, looks like. Then you ARE gonna work for us."

I shook my head sadly as the two started towards me. "I have only one thing to say to that." They got a little closer, though the younger one
started to look curious, and asked, "What...?" I interrupted him before he could complete the question, and grinned at them. "Hey rube!" At
that, my girls went into action.

Two small toy cars zoomed forward from where they'd been hiding in shadows and slammed into the thugs' stomachs, drawing twin 'ooofs' then
gasps for air as they tried to breathe. Combined with that, two more toy drones each slammed into their shoulders a moment later. I'd already started
running forward, and as they bent around their abused stomachs, momentarily stunned by the sudden reversal of the ambushers being ambushed, I got in range. And
being conveniently bent up and off-balance, their heads were now in arms' reach for my new body. They really shouldn't have bunched together...I
managed to grab their heads and slam them together with a nice, satisfying 'thunk'...watching as their eyes actually rolled up and they dropped.

I breathed heavily, crashing from the adrenaline rush very quickly. "OK...that worked far better than we had any hope of praying for...and probably
wouldn't have at all if this new body weren't in a LOT better shape than I'm used to." I shook my head, "Helped that they didn't
expect us to be ready for them." Atropos agreed, "Got that right. So....call security, or..." I shook my head again. "No...not yet. I'd
LIKE to know who's after me. Let's do what we discussed." The door at the end of the hall opened, and Sumpter came out, the big drone we
brought to carry supplies. "Let's get these two inside and set things up." I managed to drag the two unconscious men onto the drone, and then we
headed into the suite, the door shutting behind us.


*grin* And here we see that the Jason uses toy drones as weapons too. And these are all improv. Wait until you see the NEW toy that he creates after this.
It'll be part of the Mad Scientist Rant story when/if I post that one.

So - I wonder what will happen to our poor thugs? [Image: smile.gif] People really shouldn't threaten mad scientists. Mad can be read several different ways, after all.
And when all apply, well....sucks to be you.

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  Sllllloooooooowwwwwww.......
Posted by: Star Ranger4 - 09-14-2008, 06:16 PM - Forum: Website - Replies (3)

Its wierd... as of the last two weeks or so Aceess Denied has become the slowest loading page I've run across.

You didn't tweak anything did you Bob? At the moment I'm assuming that its something in the most recent update of Firefox that's misbehaving,
since this happened after the relaunch and therefore shouldnt be anything added or taken away THEN....
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-

NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

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  [RFC/Final Draft] Regina and Jessica
Posted by: Black Aeronaut - 09-14-2008, 01:06 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (17)

I've been a busy boy lately and I've got a final draft of Gina and Jess's character bios. Please comment, kibitz, whatever, before I post them on
the Wiki.

Edited to fix a couple small things. And again to get rid of the god damn smilies.



Regina 'Gina' Langley

History

Gina is an unusual case, even as androids among the Fen go. She originally awakened as an AI, and even that awakening was non-standard. Originally, when
Benjamin had handwaviumized the computer that she had awakened in, he had the desired result that the computer was merely enhanced beyond the bleeding-edge
standards of modern computers. It was only with some extensive work on character studies for Asuka Langley-Soryu of Neon Genesis Evangelion and the later installation into his car that the AI that came to be known as 'Gina'
awakened.

With the recent information of Asuka fresh in the RAM modules, the handwavium selected her as a template to build from. Of course, once this 'Asuka
Clone' discovered what became of the character she was based on, she immediately desired to distance herself as far from Hideaki Anno's mind-dump that
was Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Benjamin did his best to be a good friend to Gina and while she was antagonistic at times (and still is to this day) she received his personality quite
well. However, Benjamin's detractors, most of them belonging to factions that believe AI's should be free to come and go as they please, say that it is
merely a psychological quirk much like Stockholm Syndrome that ties Gina to Benjamin. Both have told such detractors that they're just jealous and to
kindly knock-off.

Originally, an android body for Gina had not been planned - instead she was supposed to be inserted as the AI for the first Blackbird-Class ship, the SS
Magnificent Midnight. When the Midnight's AI suddenly manifested
before the computer system was even completed, though, it left Gina without a place in the emergent-faction what would become The Roughriders.

This was resolved by implanting Gina permanently into an AC Peters-type android body. Since then, Gina has stepped in as Benjamin's right hand woman and
the Executive Officer in over-all command of the Roughriders (with Benjamin, of course, being the over-all Commanding Officer).

Also, since Gina has taken on a human form, she tends to stay by Benjamin's side, especially at Conventions. When asked about this, Benjamin and Gina
say that it's merely to drive off the Femme-fens attracted by his remarkably virulent case of Tenchi Masaki Syndrome, though some suspect that the two have
a much closer relationship budding. Neither of the two has said nor done anything to confirm or deny such claims.

Physical Description

· Apparent Age: 14

· Height: 5'2"

· Weight: 100
lbs.

· Build: Athletic

· Hair: Waist
Length, Red with Brown Highlights

· Eyes: Deep Blue



Notable Mundane Attributes

  • Middle Management: She takes care of some of the more mundane management duties at The Roughrider's
    home base, including compiling and giving reports to Benjamin.

  • Hot Stuff: She is one of the most outstanding pilots among The Roughriders, even with the fact
    that she's an AI taken into account.


Handwavium
Abilities

  • I am one with the net: When she was made, she had A10 clips that are permanently mounted to her skull. These act as transceivers for her high-bandwidth
    ether-wave connection to whatever ether-wave networks are available. These clips have their liabilities, though, as they are directly connected to her
    nervous system.
  • Superhuman: By virtue of having a wave-tech android body, Gina has super-human strength, speed, and agility. She's not afraid to put it to
    use, either.

Quirks
  • Queen Bitch: "You got a problem with me!? Stick where the sun don't
    shine!"

  • Protective: "You! The bimbo in the fuku! Get the fuck off Benjamin before I rip you
    apart!"
  • She's Not Asuka: "How dare you! I am nothing like that dumb bitch! NOW
    DIE!!!"




Jessica 'Jess' Ayanami

History

Jessica, unlike many Fen, came from a wealthy and affluent family. However, despite loving her family dearly, she despised the lifestyle and shunned it.
Fortunately, she's also pretty stable, so she didn't turn out too bad once she discovered anime. Though she loved cosplay. She doesn't take it to
the disturbing levels that some Fen do, and focuses primarily on making quality costumes that she sells for her own profit. In this way, she made her own way
in the world, only needing a relatively small loan from her family to get started.

One character she was very fond of cosplaying, however, was Rei Ayanami of Neon Genesis Evangelion and she has
been known to keep a small collection of Rei costumes.

Eventually, like all Fen, she found out about handwavium and immediately made arrangements to procure some to modify her car, a simple 2-door Dodge Neon,
into her own space-car. It was not long until she opened up her costume shop in Kandor.

Fascinated by handwavium, she began to study how it works in an effort to produce her own unique strain. Her goal was to create a strain that could create a
small army of bio-androids with very little fooling around and only a basic template to go by. This way someone could easily staff a large installation with
very little investment on their part. Looking back on what happened to her, though, she feels it was probably a mistake for her to do all her research and
development inside her own costume shop.

Once she had what she felt was a viable strain of quick-clone handwavium, she started on her latest project: a genuine Evangelion Plugsuit for cosplaying
Rei Ayanami for the Annual Kandor City Cosplay Competition. Unfortunately, she had worked so long and hard on the wave-enhanced costume that she got into a
last-minute rush. Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. So it was that she slipped on a left-over scrap of costume material
right next to the vat of her experimental strain of handwavium.

The nature of this strain was that it held all the necessary chemical building blocks to create one-hundred replicas of whatever was used for a template.
With no one around to rescue Jess, she remained in the quick-clone strain until it had exhausted its supplies and evaporated away. When she came to, she
suddenly found that she had one-hundred-one sets of everything!

For a few very disorienting weeks, she had to learn how to cope with having more of her to work with. Whenever she lifted a finger, every one of her copies
would do the same thing until she learned how to thread her consciousness into a sort of collective hive-mind. Fortunately for her, she had the help of friends
and professionals.

She bounced back remarkably well, kicking her own business into overdrive with the sudden surplus of manpower. However, that still didn't pay the bills
enough to feed all her stomachs, so she began to contract out her services as one of Fenspace's first temporary labor services. However, she felt that she
found her true calling when she met Benjamin and Gina while they were recruiting personnel to staff their new asteroid base.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Physical Description

· Apparent Age: 14

· Height: 5'0"

· Weight: 98
lbs.

· Build: Athletic

· Hair: Short and
Shaggy, Brilliant Cyan

· Eyes: Blood-Red

Notable Mundane
Attributes

  • Army of One: Handles most of the day-to-day operations at 36 Atalante, even the cooking and
    cleaning (though she has help from a lot of Clanks).

  • Old Habits: Jess still makes costumes in her spare time and it's still her one love and
    joy.


Handwavium
Abilities

  • Multitasking: Jessica can be doing any number of various tasks without interruption - even sleeping!
  • Independent Runner: A single Jessica can operate independently of the Jessica Collective. This is useful for when a single Jessica needs to operate from
    beyond the range of the rest of her Collective.

Quirks
  • Can't Hide Everything: Supreme physical stimulus, whether it is pleasure or pain, can actually effect the rest of her Collective Consciousness. This is
    evident if she forgets to take off the A10 clips before she partakes in a... act of passion.
  • Synchronization: If a Jessica has been running independently for more than a month, then she may begin to grow new thought-patterns that differ from
    the Collective. Depending on how the Collective feels about the changes, they will either be drowned out or fully assimilated.
  • Not Your Daddy's Rei: Unlike the character whose namesake she took, Jessica is highly emotive, usually cheerful, and is disdainful of people that feel that
    she should be more like the Rei of Evangelion.

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  Advice wanted: USB TV Tuners
Posted by: Evil Midnight Lurker - 09-14-2008, 01:53 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (13)

I've been comparison shopping for these things and none of them have what I want. Or rather, none of them have only what I want.

I don't want to pay for something that would let me watch broadcast TV on my laptop; I only want to be able to use it as a portable game console screen -- to hook it up to my PS2, in short. Does anyone know of any product that would just do that?

--Sam

"All right, culture... show me where it hurts!"

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  Charitable Donations: A Spectator Sport
Posted by: ECSNorway - 09-14-2008, 12:05 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

http://www.buffalonews.co...illsnfl/story/437888.html

Summary: Ralph Wilson, owner of the Buffalo Bills, has sworn to match donations made during his team's annual food drive to support the poor of Buffalo.
One local businessman decided to see how serious he was about it... and put in $100,000.00.

Wilson's reply: "Bring it on."
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

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  In Case No One's Noticed...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-13-2008, 08:04 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into - Replies (30)

...the forums subheadline since last night, chapter 6 has gone to the prereaders.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Free college-level astronomy course
Posted by: robkelk - 09-13-2008, 05:06 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

Spotted on the Astronomy Picture Of the Day website: Dr. Robert Nemiroff of Michigan Tech is offering a college-level course on introductory astronomy on the Internet. No textbook is required.

You don't get course credit unless you enroll at MT and pay for the course, but just auditing the course is completely free to anyone with access to APOD, Wikipedia, and learnoutloud.com .

Details http://bb.nightskylive.net/asterisk/vie ... hp?t=14459]here.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Some recent thoughts ...
Posted by: Norgarth - 09-13-2008, 04:43 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (9)

about my Babylon .5 station (and if my muse dosen't wander off again, maybe I'll get some actually writing in too).

I've decided that the station will be partially self sufficient foodwise, at the 'top' of the station will be an agriculture deck(s?) growing
various vegetables, some young fruit trees and one of The Jason's Blood Orange trees for the medical facility's use.

At the 'bottom' of the station will be a aquacultural deck, raising rice, various waterloving plants and a freshwater fish farm.

B.5 will also raise chickens and rabbits

One of the station's researchers made an ill-concieved attempt to raise hogs, but that experiment ended when the test subject, 'Porky', developed
the ability to stand on his hind legs and talk with a stutter. Just because pigs can eat a wide variety of organic materials doesn't mean you don't
need to screen the stuff for Wavium first.

Eventually, I'm planning on the development of chibi-starfuries for station defence. Low grade drone AIs in starfury shape (but at about 1/4 scale). I
was thinking that one of their quirks would be that they are territorial, meaning they don't like travelling more than say, 5mi from the station. If in
hot pursuit or intercepting a definate threat, they're willing to go out to about 15mi before breaking off.

oh, and because of how they flew in canon, the chibi-starfuries will be accelleration drives, though the Wavium helps reduce fuel requirements.
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  Obsolete Test Render
Posted by: Rev Dark - 09-13-2008, 01:08 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (4)

Meat George Jetson... klick.... confirmed... Whirrr!

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