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RomanFanboy Wrote:A lot about rangers, and the Power Rangers.

And the Sailor Scouts do a suspiciously small amount of sailing or scouting...

Anyway, back on topic.
Adding to the pile of random cartoon characters that have saved Christmas:
Rainbow Dasher.  Without the help of the fastest Pegasus in Equestria, Santa won't be able to deliver presents all around the world in time, and Christmas will be ruined!
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

Jorlem Wrote:A lot about rangers, and the Power Rangers.

Walker, Power Ranger?

Hey, maybe he wants a different AD&D specialization..
Walker, Texas Paladin?
Walker, Texas Illusionist?
Walker, Texas Druid?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Oh, if you go 3rd ed, you can get more entertaining than that.

Walker, Texas Hulking Hurler

Walker, Texas Cancer Mage

Walker, Texas Fiend of Blasphemy

Walker, Texas Frenzied Berserker

Walker, Texas Master Samurai

Walker, Texas Acolyte of the Skin

Walker, Texas Risen Martyr

Mind you, it gets that much more in-jokey but some of these could get pretty entertaining, in a train-wreck sort of way, if nothing else. On the flipside, I think that "Ghostwalker, Texas Ranger" actually works as a plausible build.

Oh, and hey - 4th ed actually has a ranger-specific paragon path called Horizon Walker... which means that all you really need is a ranger who'll name his twin blades Roundhouse and Kick.

...and on an entirely different topic, and inspired (a bit) by some of the other Christmas crossovers going around...

A fusion cross - Mask of Winters and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

"All of the other Deathlords
Used to laugh and call him names..."

And something that came up while we were at Kat and Joe's this weekend:

Hare Krishna and the Philosopher's Stone
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Hare Krishna and the Sorcerer's Stone

Good grief, it's a running gag.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

No, see, that's a myth! myth!

Yeth?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

RomanFanboy Wrote:'Rangers. A batch of something has caused mass demon possession. Many are running riot and need to be subdued.'
Last one is a bit silly. Counter riot works better with heavier troops than Rangers. Done realistically, I suspect riots are also a poor match for the Tokusatsu genre.
  

Bah, this is patently untrue. The Texas Rangers have dealt with riots throughout their history. The only thing you go wrong was the use of the plural. After all, it's "One Riot, One Ranger."
(For those truly interested, go find a copy of They Rode for the Lone Star by Tom Knowles. It's the definitive, official history of the organization.)
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

Walker, Alliance Spectre?
There would have to be three different interrupts- Paragon, Renegade, and ROUNDHOUSE KICK.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

Are we still doing Walker?

Walker, Texas Anla'shok
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I was running lone-hero shows through my head, and adding occasional team shows, trying to find something to add, when "Mighty Morphin' Power Walker" popped through my head.
Problem is, it sounds like a geriatric sentai team. And that's just so funny, I can't think of anything else.
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.

I want to see :  Runner, Texas Sandman 

DRAG0NFLIGHT Wrote:I was running lone-hero shows through my head, and adding occasional team shows, trying to find something to add, when "Mighty Morphin' Power Walker" popped through my head.
Problem is, it sounds like a geriatric sentai team. And that's just so funny, I can't think of anything else.

They show up for an episode in Slayers Try.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

How did we all manage to miss this one?

SkyWalker, Texas Jedi
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Street Walker, Texas Tramp

And now for something completely different...

We've secretly replaced Jason Bourne with Jason Voorhees. Let's see whether anyone notices.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Actually, swapping Jason Bourne in for Jason of the Argonauts could be kind of awesome.

Sirrocco Wrote:Actually, swapping Jason Bourne in for Jason of the Argonauts could be kind of awesome.

What about the reverse?
For one thing, I suspect Bourne isn't that good at running a ship.  I'd be disappointed if the fic didn't include the phrase 'countless screaming Argonauts'.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

Bluemage Wrote:I'd be disappointed if the fic didn't include the phrase 'countless screaming Argonauts'.

Hmmmmm... screaming Argonauts...

We've secretly replaced the http://www.theargonauts.com/about/jason ... auts.shtml]Argonauts with the http://www.argonauts.ca/]Argonauts. Let's see who doesn't notice.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

I trust I don't need to explain this one... (source)


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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

PSY sings about The Phantom Menace...

Gungan Style
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

We've secretly replaced Desmond Llewellyn with John de Lancie. Lets see if Bond notices.

MLP/Discworld - Death Rides a Pink Horse

Because Freindship is Mortal! (FOR EEEVER!)

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6983158

Harry Potter and the Power of Flight - crossover with Airmaster, Lily's brother returns from Japan with his daughters when the youngest starts showing signs of accidental magic, and he discovers the elder has been using it in her fighting style. Dumbledore not being evil, talks him into taking his nephew too since he's the same age and Petunia's home is not ideal for a magical child...
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