Taser stun-gun MP3 player. As the article says, "put the 'cute' back in 'electrocute'" - just be careful which set of wires you put in your ears.
There's a list of "Songs To Listen To While Tasing Somebody" at the end of the article proper. Would any of them be power songs, I wonder...?
-Rob Kelk
"Actually, my goal is to write neat stories. The money just makes it possible for me to write them faster and then buy neat toys."
Ryk E. Spoor, 7 November 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Ever wanted to be ninjas in Naruto and pull off some flashy jutsu? There's a fun free web based RPG that's good for passing a lunch break here!
It's pretty darn popular over at Hawk's Fanfiction Forum.

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

Is anyone else unable to access fanfiction.net? I've been trying regularly for the past few hours, and can't get any part of it to load.
--The Twisted One"If you wish to converse with me, define your terms."
--Voltaire
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire

Star Calibur? Soul Wars?
Either a nice hoax of actually real. If real... well fuck, I didn't plan on buying SCIV...
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Epsilon
Also, no way can a sword block a lightsaber. I mean, really.

www.steampowered.com/nvidia

You also get HL2: Deathmatch, HL2:Lost Coast Tech Demo, and Peggle Extreme, a 10-level extended 'demo'.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
"Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right, Boo?"

damagedgoodz.net/board/sr...403467.jpg

So, I was upgrading some enhancements, and accidentally destroyed a Sirocco's Dervish Dam/End (30).
Thus, I'm *begging* if anyone finds, Virtue Blueside, a Sirrocco's Dervish Dam/End or Acc/Dam/End (or even, heaven bless, the Lethal Damage Proc) to please consider letting me buy it.
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Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
"Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right, Boo?"

Fair warning to the folks I was running with on Sunday night -- I may have a family obligation which would keep me from rejoining the group tonight. If I don't show up, please forgive me and understand that it was unavoidable.

-- Bob
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I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen and incessant quotations from Now We Are Six through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So theeeeeere....

Alex Fury, a level 16 MA/Regen scrapper, is looking for others who might want to share in the fun as she boldly steps forward to be a punching bag. If anyone's interested, put up some dates and times when you might want to come along and I'll see if we can't get something sorted out. There's no rush on my end, heh.
Generally I'm available most weeknights from midnight to 2, server time; and pretty much ANY time on weekends provided I know about it in advance.
Anyone want the badge? Join me!

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

...send it with a James Bond stamp
-Rob Kelk
"Actually, my goal is to write neat stories. The money just makes it possible for me to write them faster and then buy neat toys."
Ryk E. Spoor, 7 November 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012