I was just wondering.. people have made characters of our hero Doug in COH,
the question I have is... what if Doug really did stagger in that direction?_______________________________
We are the swords in the darkness, the watchers on the walls. The fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn. The horn that wakes the sleepers. The shield that guards the realms of men. -The Brothers Black
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

"It's very simple, Rose. Your friend with the ears and the smirk goes back and forth in time. I go sideways."
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

I see by my special magical admin tools that a couple new folks have signed up for the forums over the holiday weekend, but have not yet posted anything. I'd just like to give you a warm welcome and invite you to just jump in on any topic that catches your eye!
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

Anyone know of some decent DC Comic ficcage?
I know of Cat Tales and the associated stuff, and Post's These Black Eyes (and the sequel), and Lord Belgarion's Titan's Song, but I'm bored and I search for more.
Anyone got some good stuff to feed me?--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

Sorry Canada I aimed to post this with a slightly different subject line on the First of July.
Forgot to change the month on my calender and didn't think of it until someone said happy 4th of July on the CB.
It would have been nice if Canada day could have been on the 3ird or 5th of july.
Or maybe instead of a 4th of July the US could have had a second of July.
With these two holidays that close I'm sure it wouldn't have taken much then to convince our respective governments to have a two day holiday.
If anyone has a time machine(I prefer a Delorian, but will take a Humvee.) I'll volunteer to go back and move Canada day to the second and fix it so that July the third is America's day.
I'm sure such a minor changes to Canadian and American history won't alter anything else.

howard melton
God bless

possible a variation on an existing idea, but what the hell. 8)
Weird Al's "I love Rocky Road"
it lets Doug create large amounts of Rocky Road ice cream (or small amounts of chocolate or vanilla?). Originally he only kept it on file for bribing his way out of the doghouse with Shadowwalker (and various other ladies of his aquaintence)
Then he gets to Step 5, and once she discovers this ability, Skuld starts pestering him to whip up a batch daily (and even more often until he was able to convince her that he can only use each song once per day)__________________
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

Well now friends let me tell you about this cat that I once met,
Smooth talker with an export cigarette
I don't believe I ever saw him without a cocktail in his hand
and he always swings hard to the big bad voodoo band!
Now he strolls through the city like a big ol' alley cat,
with his pinstripe suit and a big bad voodoo hat
I don't believe I ever saw him without a kitten on his hand
and he always swings hard to the big bad voodoo band!
Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit
Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho
I know you got the answers
we all wanna know
Mr. Wingtip Shoes
Hey Mr. Always-on-the-go
Well I know you got the answers
we all wanna know
Yea!
Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit
Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho
Well I know you got the answers,
we all wanna know
Mr. Wingtip Shoes
Hey Mr. Always-on-the-go
Well I know you got the answers
we all wanna know

Mr. Pinstripe Suit, by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Summons an oracle, who will truthfully answer one question of Doug's about the city that he's currently in. (Maybe not straighforwardly - it's an oracle, after all - but truthfully.) Has no effect in rural areas.
The repeated lyrics "Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit / Hey Mr. Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho", and the fact that this is a blues tune, make it pretty obvious that the aformentioned oracle will look like a well-dressed Cab Calloway...

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Whoa! Now here's a take on the SCOTUS Military Tribunal Decision I hadn't considered!

Quote:

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Today's Supreme Court ruling seems to me a remarkable point in the development of a kind of quasi-sovereignty for non-state organizations.
Were there to develop an Anti-Qaeda force, a private military to pursue Al Qaeda and win the war on its own terms, then their members would also have the Geneva Conventions apply to them, were they ever to be apprehended or detained by the US, yes? In other words, if the Geneva Convention now applies to a non-state that is a non-signatory in the eyes of the US, does it not then apply to ALL non-states that are non-signatories?
This is quite a large new degree of sovereignty that has been granted to non-state organizations. How will the concept of citizenship evolve with decisions like these?
If protections that normally accrue to states after debate and ratification can now be given over to non-states which have no mechanism for ratification, let alone debate, one can easily imagine a scenario in which non-state organizations form themselves and immediately possess the rights of a state, with no corresponding need to adhere to any laws in their own activities.
If this is the case, then we have the answer to the war: it will be privatized, and its ultimate victories won by uninhibited private military actors, not the hamstrung citizen militaries of nation-states.

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But only a little piece of it, for now.

Dead man's Party
by Oingo Boingo
II'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive
CHORUS
I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don't run away it's only me)
All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . .
Got my best suit and my tie
Shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to the door
Says there's room for maybe just one more . . .
CHORUS
Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .

Effect: Somewhat similar to Spirits (in the Material World)[i] in that it's an astral projection song for Doug, but there are two important differences: A) It leaves his unconscious body behind for the duration of the song's effect, and B) everyone who is in or enters the area of effect around is body for the song's duration is also affected - and if someone is pulled out of the AoE by some means the effect immediately ends for them, snapping their astral consciousness back, and leaving them disoriented for a few seconds adjusting to the change in surroundings as well as the whole corporeality thing.
I'm picturing this being used when Doug happens to land in a DC Comics world, and ends up starring in the Joker's favorite game show, Dead/Not Dead, to give the clown a taste of his own airborne neurotoxin, so to speak, but I'm sure there are far more interesting things people can think up for it.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows