Disc One:
Tom Lehrer - The Elements: Every time a specific element is mentioned, a 500lb anvil of that substance manifests at a position within Doug's area of effect, which one being his choice. Gaseous elements appear under extreme pressure, and therefore -appear- to be explosions.
Ozzy Fudd - Kill the Wabbit: Doug is the Rabbit. Everybody else in range is a Fudd. Backfire, obviously.
Jim's Big Ego - Stress: For three minutes and twenty-seven seconds, Doug is Too Much Caffiene Man.
Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups - Bras on 45: ...Shadowalker probably doesn't let him play this one.

Disc Two:
Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan - Tennessee Bird Walk: Doug's area of effect is caught in the middle of the described migration (a phenomenon that only the song itself can adequately describe).
Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk: Stinking Cloud. Any questions?
The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints: It's like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, only without the hallucinations.
Blessed be.
-n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

These would be steps where Doug doesn't do anything except glean music and leave quickly.
For example, if he wound up in a "Seinfeld" world anywhere but New York City or Los Angeles, he'd have nothing to do.
And... would he get to do anything in the universe of FLCL?
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

Well, here's where you can pick up the previous topic of "Songs Doug Should Never Play"...
Just so you know, "A**hole Son" is a parody by the Bob Rivers group. Unlike Al, they see no problem with cursing up a storm. In fact Weird Al is unusal amongst modern parodists for his restraint.
*EDIT* Changed thread reference....
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

GURPS Werewolf: The Apocalypse and GURPS Mage: The Ascension are still making me money, ten years after the latter came out. Shapeshifters is still $90 short of paying off my advances. Why isn't the damned thing selling?


-- Bob
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There is no spork.

Am I the only one who experienced problems getting onto EZBoard at around 7:30-8:30 Eastern time this morning?


-- Bob
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There is no spork.

Any ideas on where we could find a copy of GURPS: IST? It looks fascinating.

After a trip to the Upper Pennsula for the Winter Carnival at Michigan Tech (building statues out of snow and ice multiple stories tall is very chic), I was wondering if Doug has any songs from Da Yoopers. Here's a link to the lyrics page on their site www.dayoopers.com/Lyric1o3.html . That will start you off anyways. Da Yoopers are a traveling comedic show in the upper midwest. Doug might get a chuckle out of some of the songs, Snow statue pics can be found at www.mtu.edu/carnival/2004/statues.html . Enjoy.

Shawn Earl

Okay, here's a somewhat expanded and reorganized version of the FAQ, for those who care to check it out, comment, and recommend new questions.
-- Bob
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Warriors and Warriors' WorldQ: What is Warriors' World? A: "Warriors' World" is the name of a very large, very long-lived Villains and Vigilantes game world which has been home to as many as six different campaigns spanning two different college campuses (Rutgers University and Stevens Institute of Technology, both in New Jersey) since the early 1980s. Warriors' World is namedfor the central superteam in the game, the Warriors. The campaignwas founded by a Rutgers student named Joab (??? get last name fromKat), but continued on without him after he graduated. Thesubsidiary campaigns have included the various branches of Warriors International (including one run using GURPS Supers,/B>), a private superteam known as Strikeforce, a variation called "U.N.I.T.Force" run using Champions rules.Q: What is Warriors International? What's a Warrior?A: In Doug's home universe, the United Nations (which, because it was perceived as being powerless, was being used by various governments as a dumping ground for dangerous idealists) saw an escalation of strategicweapons and metahuman military forces during the late 1970s and early1980s as a literal threat to the future of the world, and decided to dosomething about it. That "something" was a set of resolutions whichforbade the use of those weapons and forces by member nations, enforced by the U.N.'s own super-police. These police are the Warriors.Originally a private team based in New Jersey, the Warriors had a largeand powerful membership base already in place, and won the contract toact as the U.N.'s enforcers. They have retained the contract for almost20 years now, as of this writing.The various branches of the Warriors are referred to by Greek letters,with the primary (home) branch in England known as Alpha.Q: Who are its members?A: The current roster of Warriors Alpha, as of the most recent gamesession (January 2004) is:

• Wetter Hexe, Co-Team Leader, Field Commander
• Dwimanor, Co-Team Leader, Administrator
• Looney Toons, Security Chief
• Kat, Public Relations Officer
• Shadowwalker, Headmistress, Warriors' Academy
• Silverbolt
• Skitz
• Ai Jiao Min
• Proteus

• Tygra

• Sorciere
• Phantasia
• Psyche
• Major Kanis
• Crystal
• WildFlyte

• Shockwave
• Flash (No, not DC's Flash)

• Kamakiri

(Spoken) In his black leather hunting outfit, with his shotgun guitar with spikes coming out of it, Ozzy Fudd and the Rabbit-Slayer.
(Sung)
In the dead of night
A shimmewing wight
The gweam of a bwade
And the devil is paid
When the axe falls down
A chiwwing sound
Steel wooks ahead *
Another wabbit's dead.
I'm a wabbit-swayer
A guitar pwayer
With a nasty habit:
Kill da Wabbit!
(Spoken) Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm lookin' for wabbits!
(Sung)
I'm a mean mistweater
A wabbit feaster
And I pwedict
A bwoody Easter
A scuwwying shadow
And the shadow must grab it *
And the night air echoes,
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Kill da Wabbit!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-- Mark McCollum as "Ozzy Fudd", Wabbit-Swayer
*Actual line uncertain; transcribed from a poor-quality recording.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

This area is for any discussion of fanfiction written by people other than me -- people like EPU, Foxboy or Chris Angel, for instance. Announcements, links, reviews, recommendations, savage critiques, long-winded debates on relative merits are all welcome here.


-- Bob
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There is no spork.