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Posted by: classicdrogn - 09-29-2019, 05:46 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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sometimes I have a really wierd dream that I type up and share
this is one of those times
but just bullet points because drowzy, maybe I'll eidt it later
= noob goddess cf tech is a construct made by the god of smiths
- the rest of the gods decide to haze her wiht contests of various feats
- not going well for the new girl, like duh
- one of the beefy types wants to see who can catch the biggest fish
- she catches the gigantic sea monster who traditionally whoops up on everybody
- yanked off the shore, but deploys egg-beater style wing thing horizontally and uses it to keep from being pulled underwater like a hang glider being towed by a boat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Taiwa...D_8638.jpg
- gets towed all the way around the world and exhausts levi-tan
- sees all kinds of suffering among the mortals on the way
- says fuck this shit, adds revolution to her portfolio
- creates new weapons and robot army to Take Over the World(tm) For Great Justice(tm)
- watIdidthere.jpg
- eyebrows.gif
goin back to bed now
gnight
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| Competition #1: What I Should Have Said/What I Said |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-25-2019, 06:22 PM - Forum: The Forum Competition
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The reason I've taken so long to start up the Forum Competition is that I couldn't decide what challenge to start with. So I gave up and went with an old favorite, the example for which some of you might have seen in the thread where I first discussed the competition. So, may I please bring you:
Competition #1: What I Should Have Said/What I Said
1. “Look, there’s a lot of traffic, and he’s probably stuck in a meeting all day and didn’t get your message, or he’d have called. I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about.”
2. “Maybe he’s dead.”
Above, esprit d'escalier striking with a vengeance. Competitors are invited to contribute a thoughtful, well-composed comment... and what you actually said instead.
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| The Forum Competition |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 09-25-2019, 06:15 PM - Forum: The Forum Competition
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Inspired by (hell, practically copied wholesale from) [url=http://nymag.com/tags/new-york-magazine-competition/]the New York Magazine Competition[/ur], this forum hosts what I intend to be biweekly challenges which will take wit, cleverness and occasionally a twisted sense of humor.
The format will be simple: I will start a new thread with the name of the competition, a sample, and a brief explanation of what the challenge is. Forum members make their submissions by posting them to the thread, and eventually we will decide whose entry was best. Feel free to make more than one entry; I'm not going to lock people down to one idea and force you to pick when you have multiple inspirations.
The original competition offered, if I recall correctly, a year's subscription to New York Magazine as the prize for winning. I don't have anything offer except eternal fame and glory among the few hundred people who read the boards.
That said, let us be off!
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