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  A little snippet, to prove I am still working on things...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 11-27-2018, 02:51 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk S: Heart of Steel - Replies (5)

"Power is a terrible thing, teishi.  It can turn the weak into
bullies and an innocent into a tyrant if it is not understood and
used sparingly.  There is a responsibility that must be 
acknowledged by those who gain power on the scale you and I 
possess -- a responsibility to know when and when *not* to use our
power -- and *how*.  Always be wary of using *too much*, because 
there is always a way to solve any problem that is simple and 
easy and massive overkill, and which will have so many unexpected
side effects that they will swamp out any good you intended to 
do.  In anything but the defeat of your enemies, always use the
lightest touch and the least power necessary, because there is a
great difference between a drinking fountain and a fire hose.

"And yes, I know I am a hypocrite where this is concerned.  But
for many uses of my own power, I have no chance to be subtle or
learn subtlety."

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  Given my tastes, which web comics should I be reading?
Posted by: robkelk - 11-26-2018, 10:09 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (34)

I've been pruning my selection of which web comics I read on a regular basis, taking titles off my "check periodically" lists for various reasons (not updating often enough for me to remember the story, humour comics that I just don't find humourous any more, the strip's creator has decided to focus on other projects, the writer's using the strip for Author Tracts instead of putting the messages into the story, etc.)

Which of course means I have time to read other comics.

What's good nowadays? Please give me one or two suggestions, keeping in mind the reasons why I dropped strips in the first place.

As to what I'm still reading: On the web-first side, xkcd, Sluggy Freelance, GPF, PvP (although that's getting close to "not funny any more"), Girl Genius, Kevin & Kell, Bug Martini, Grrl Power, Freefall, Darths & Droids, Friendship is Dragons, Wrong Hands, Order of the Stick, Sequential Art, and (of course) Erma. (I would have included Kiwi Blitz, but it's on hiatus.) In the legacy media, Dilbert (getting very close to "not funny any more") and Heart of the City (which I'm liking the recent revamp of).

And the long-timers here know what I like in other media.

Oh, yes: I really can't stand Penny Arcade, and I find SMBC to be hit-or-miss.

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  Okay, that's going to be on the week's highlight reels
Posted by: robkelk - 11-25-2018, 08:22 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

I know we don't normally talk sports here, but...

Grey Cup - the final game of the year.

One second before halftime.

Ottawa forced to punt. Calgary makes a 97-yard return and scores a touchdown.

Longest punt return touchdown in Grey Cup history, and the Grey Cup is more than twice the age of the Superbowl.

Halftime now...

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Star [IC][Story][Arc 2][Spamfic] Naming Blues
Posted by: robkelk - 11-23-2018, 10:49 PM - Forum: The Attic - Replies (1)

I was working on background for that Arc 2 story where Moonbase Alpha appears, and suddenly this insisted on being written. As far as I'm concerned, it's canon for the Metacontinuity... but not before Arc 2, because that's the earliest that Starfleet databanks are available. -Rob



Aboard the Federation science ship U.S.S. Yosemite
Date and time to be determined



Rob noticed that a program was already running on the ship's holodeck. But this was where Ami had told him she wanted to see him, so he walked in.

The holodeck was running a simulation of the original NCC-1701 Enterprise's sickbay, with only one person in the room - a petite young woman with hair so dark it seemed almost green. She was wearing a DS9-era Starfleet uniform, though.

"Ami?"

She turned to face him. Rob saw that she was wearing a badge shaped like Washuu-chan's signature crab instead of a Starfleet commbadge. "Hello. You must be Mr. Donaldson. I am not Ms. Mizuno; I am the prototype Zimmerman-Hakubi Long-term Medical Holographic program, or 'LMH' for short."

Okay, this wasn't what I expected, he thought. "Hello, miss. I assume from your name that you're a hologram that Dr. Zimmerman and Washuu-chan developed?"

"You assume correctly. I have been designed to serve as a medic in locations where it would be impractical to station a full-time physician. I have been programmed with both the Starfleet and Juraian medical databases, and my appearance and personality have been based on Ami Mizuno. I am currently undergoing field testing."

The door behind her opened, and Ami walked in. "Are you running...? Oh, hello, Rob! I see you've met the LMH."

"Hi, darling. That I have." He turned his attention back to the LMH. "Do you have a name?"

"I am the Zimmerman-Hakubi Long-term Medical Holographic program, or..." The hologram stopped when she saw Rob shaking his head.

"That's what you are. I'm asking who you are."

Ami sighed. "We hadn't chosen a name for her yet. Unless you've thought of something you like, LMH?"

"Not yet, Ms. Mizuno. Perhaps Mr. Donaldson might have some suggestions."

"Well..." He thought for a moment. "Yuuko - gentle child - oh, but sometimes you'd have to be forceful in order to get a patient to cooperate."

"It is a better name than what I was considering: Ichiko."

"Meaning 'first child'," Ami explained. "She is the prototype, after all."

"What about Akemi?"

"Bright and beautiful? I think your view of her might be influenced by what you think of me." Ami smiled at Rob.

"I was thinking beautiful crystal, actually."

"Because my pattern is stored in computer memory crystals?"

Rob nodded. "And because you are a beautiful woman."

"Mr. Donaldson, should you be complimenting a woman you just met while your girlfriend is in the room?" The LMH smiled.

"He does it all the time, LMH, but he usually only compliments his other girlfriends."

"Your personal life is more complex that I had been lead to believe, Ms. Mizuno. And I have come to a conclusion: I do not wish to be called LMH any more. Please call me Akemi."

Ami nodded. "As you wish. Is there a family name that you would prefer to use?"

"I thought that would be obvious. Dr. Zimmerman is my father, after all."

Rob extended his hand. "I'm pleased to meet you, Akemi Zimmerman."

She took it, and they shook hands for a moment. "And I'm happy to meet you, Rob Donaldson."




Notes:
LMH at Memory Alpha
Behind the Name: Japanese given names, with meanings

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  Anybody know anything about HIDIVE?
Posted by: robkelk - 11-21-2018, 09:52 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

I just spent enough in the Sentai Filmworks Black Friday sale to get a free month of their HIDIVE service. Does anybody know anything about it? (What shows do they have, is the service any good, is a code issued in the USA usable in Canada, that sort of thing...)

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  A very happy (US) Thanksgiving...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 11-21-2018, 08:19 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (8)

... to all board members in the USA.

I'm posting this today because Peg and I are hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the family this year, since her mom had surgery about a month ago and didn't feel up to the challenge this year.  As a result, it's unlikely that I'll be on the forums any time between about noon today and late tomorrow night, and possibly not until the weekend proper.

I hope everyone enjoys the Macy's parade and their turkey!

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  FCC to allow carriers to block political messages
Posted by: SilverFang01 - 11-20-2018, 04:02 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (2)

Chairman Pai -- the gift that keeps on giving to telecoms.

https://www.publicknowledge.org/press-re...t-messages

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Star [IC][Story][Arc 1] Twain
Posted by: Labster - 11-19-2018, 11:11 PM - Forum: The Attic - No Replies

Penguin Park, Tomoeda, Japan

March 26, 2000
9:15 PM Japan Time

Beneath the stars and under the branches of the cherry blossom trees, the people of Tomoeda Town had strung paper lanterns, illuminating the delicate blossoms above.  The whole park glowed with the pale pink light of the sakura blossoms, as dozens of the town's residents soaked up the spectacle and partied with sake and sweets.  This was Penguin Park's annual Flower Viewing festival—or Hanami—but it was the first time a particular group of sixth-graders got to stay up late for the yozakura.

This group had set up an elegant red and violet print curtain behind them to block out the sound of the street, along with a bento five boxes high full of various sweets atop a blanket on the grass.  The setup was the envy of all of Penguin Park, but nothing less could be expected from the rich girl of the group, Tomoyo Daidouji, who would give nothing less for her priceless friends.

Still, it was getting kind of late for kids that age to stay out, especially as the adult parties around them began to increase in volume and decrease in sobriety.  Looking at her namesake flower, Sakura Kinomoto was still in reverie when Naoko and Rika excused themselves.  Yamazaki was in the middle of a fascinating history of the hanami curtain until Chiharu made him walk her home right in the middle.

And so it was that the group was down to three young people, Sakura and her Chinese boyfriend Shaoran Li, and Tomoyo.  Make that four, as Sakura's backpack flipped open and a yellow stuffed-animal said, "Ah, finally!  I get to see the flowers!"  He was not a real stuffed animal, but Sakura's familiar and Beast of the Seal, Kerberos.  Kero had managed to sneak out a cup of amazake to enjoy with his new view.

Sakura said, "I still don't know why you wanted to be inside my bag the whole time, Kero-chan."

"Oh, that's easy," Tomoyo explained, "He's another example of 'dango over flowers'."

"I think he had a whole tray of dango!" Shaoran complained.  "I kept seeing that toothpick poking out of the bag to fish for sweets."

"Don't worry, I budgeted for Kero-chan."

Sakura said cheerfully, "This is great being out here with you all.  It's so nice just to take a break and look at the beauty of the world.  And all of the flowers."

"Sakura is so beautiful." Shaoran said.

Sakura replied, "Thank you!"

"I mean, the flowers, I mean… I didn't…" Shaoran turned beet red.

Sakura laughed, and kissed him on the cheek.

Tomoyo said, "It is a nice day to relax, under the trees.  Now that you've captured all of the Clow Cards, and made them your very own Sakura Cards, we don't have to go out at night so much."  She paused for a moment, and watched a sakura petal tumble to the ground.  "I wonder what the future holds for us now."

A light went off in Sakura's head, "Ah!  Maybe I could try a divination again!"

"With all the cards, Sakura will be super-accurate now!"  Kero said.  "Especially on a night like tonight."

"Let's give it a try," Shaoran agreed, "and find out more about our future."

Before taking out her magical cards, Sakura did a quick look around.  Most of the adults still relaxing around the park were too involved in their friends and their sake to notice much of anything, so she proceeded to withdraw an arcane deck of 53 cards from her bag.  

Kneeling on the blanket, she brushed away the sakura petals in a flat section of fabric to make room for her divination. Sakura shuffled her cards three times, thought for a moment, cut the deck, and gave it one final shuffle.  

She dealt a spread of seven cards, three in the middle row first, then two below, and finally two above.

She turned over the first card on the left, "This is my past, Woody."

"That means that you've grown a lot, Sakura-han!"

Tomoyo added, "I thought the same, Kero-chan, she's like a budding flower starting to bloom."

"Hoe?"  Sakura uttered, but then turned to the middle card.  "This is the present:" she flipped, then named, "Time, inverted."

"That feels wrong," Shaoran shuddered.

"Something in our time is broken," Sakura divined.  She moved forward to the rightmost card.  "Our future is: Twin."

"So, we have a choice of two different paths," Kero explained.

"I don't... somehow I don't think so."  She moved to the bottom right card, and flipped two cards flipped over.  "Hooeeee?"  She pushed at the remaining cards, and sure enough, each of them were now a stack of two cards.  "I tried to deal it right," she apologized.

"I think the cards are revealing two different destinies, Sakura-chan," Shaoran offered.

"Oh, okay.  So the top card is Erase, and the bottom card is Jump.  These cards are supposed to be the obstacles in my path.  Maybe it would make more sense if think about the top cards all together, if they represent different paths of fate."

"The first path will clear something important to me."  She moved to the top left card, and flipped it.  "And I will be aided by Change, something that has a different form.  What is hidden from me" -- the bottom right card -- "is the Shadow, someone that wished to remain cloaked.  Finally, my goal will be, Create, to make new what has been taken from me."

"You're uh, getting good at fortune telling, Sakura-chan," Shaoran said.

"Thank you, Shaoran-kun!" Sakura said with a smile, which caused the heat to rise in Shaoran's cheeks, just a little.  "And for the other path," she continued, "Jump, a sudden movement to a new place, will block me.  I will be helped by -- Watery, which maybe means I need to go with the flow.  What's hidden from me is: Return, inverted."

Kero explained, "That means that if you go down that path, you can never come back.  Be careful, Sakura."

"Thank you, Kero," she nodded. She flipped the final card in the top right position, "Sand.  Huh."

"Is that a trap?" Shaoran asked.

"Nuh-uh," she shook her head.  "If it was in the the bottom row, it would be a trap, but up here, it represents the infinite.  Grains of sand are like the stars in the sky."

"Water and sand remind me of the beach," Tomoyo said.

"I could use another beach trip!" Kero declared.  "I need to work on my tan."

And out of nowhere, Shaoran yelled, "Sakura, the magic!"

"I feel it!"  She jumped up, and went into an alert pose.  Two of the cards on the blanket in front of them began to move of their own volition, Through and Time.  But only one of them activated.  "What's ha—"

Venice, California, USA
October 25, 2016
8:15AM PDT

The next thing Sakura knew, it was morning.  Sakura saw everyone else still sleeping on the floor of Tomoyo's limousine -- Shaoran, Kero, Tomoyo, Nii-san, Papa, Yukito, Sonomi-oba-san...

"HOOEEEEEEEE!?!?!"

It didn't take long for everyone to wake up.

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  Trojan in the Images thread
Posted by: RMH999 - 11-19-2018, 06:20 AM - Forum: Forums - Replies (14)

My Malwarebytes is saying there's a Trojan on pages 3&4 of the latest Images thread - pages 1&2 don't trigger anything.

RMH

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  I really shouldn't go shopping...
Posted by: robkelk - 11-18-2018, 06:46 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

Especially at "dealers and artists only" comic conventions. Got business cards from a couple of artists who aren't accepting commissions at the moment, passed by other artists who were either too busy or drew in a style I didn't like, bought a few goodies.

For those who wanted "RWBY in the original Japanese" (yes, I know), there's now a RWBY manga by Shirow Miwa. Viz has the NA rights: ISBN 978-1-4215-9512-2. Haven't had time to actually read it yet, but doing a quick flip through the first few pages and seeing Team RWBY in Japanese-style school uniforms is ... well, it's something. Oh, and it isn't a retelling of the original story: there's a set-piece Ruby vs. Cardin fight in chapter 1.

One of the dealers was selling "no box" figures. I picked up a couple of Sakuras - Shinguuji and Kinomoto - and a Misaka Mikoto. (Left Saber and Rin behind.) Since they're older with no-box, they go on display soon.

On, and got a couple of decks of cards with K-On! backs. They appeared to be legit.

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