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Posted by: Valles - 12-21-2012, 11:13 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (19)

Did I forget to post this here? I guess I did.

There are still a few more scenes left before it's done. Expect them one a day until the 25th.
===========================================================================================

Somewhere in the near distance, snow slipped off of a bare tree branch to land on the icy earth with a crumbling thump. Ilyasviel von Einzbern ignored it, as she ignored the bitter chill of the winter’s night and the faint whisper of white flakes drifting down through the silver moonlight.

With a warm smile that indulged her awed stare, the massive figure of her Servant slipped down from his perch and offered her a hand up from where she knelt. “Hello, Ilya,” he said.

Despite the slow burn of shame starting at the back of her throat as she looked into those dark, wise eyes, Ilya’s pride forced her to accept the help as her due. “Hello, Rider,” she answered.

The Heroic Spirit seemed to smile a little wider behind his great bushy beard, and he reached behind him, into the mighty chariot of his legend, and rummaged around for a moment before coming out with a large package, tall and wide but not terribly thick, which he pressed into the seeming-child’s hands. “This is for you,” he said, gently.

With no small trepidation, she opened it. Inside were a book and an envelope, on which was written her name in a hand that she’d seen in only one or two places before, on tiny scraps that she’d carefully hidden from her family’s watchful eyes.

Her father’s handwriting.

Carefully, mindful of the way her cold-numbed hands trembled, she slipped the letter out of its container and began to read.

Dearest Daughter, it opened.

*******

Gilgamesh, almighty king of divine Uruk, was startled out of a sound sleep by a sharp blow across the base of his skull.

“WHO DARES?!” he roared, bolting out of bed in his nightshirt and summoning several of his toys to hand.

Apparently, no one dared, for he was alone in his bedchamber. The only sign of any intruder - besides the throbbing of his rising bruise - was the fist-sized lump of black stone lying peacefully on his pillow.

He picked it up and examined it in confusion.

So far as his eyes and senses could determine, it was a perfectly ordinary chunk of anthracite coal.

*******

“This will allow you and your guard to remain in the physical world indefinitely?”

“Yes, Souichirou-sama.”

“Why make it look like coal?”

“I promised not to say. Does it matter?”

“I suppose not.”

“Oh! Souichirou-sama!”

“That’s too formal, I think.”

“Souichirou...”

*******

“Shirou,” said the lovely blond figure kneeling at the main room’s low dining table, “we do not have time for this. We should be searching for other masters and servants to defeat.”

The red-haired boy by the door grinned back over his shoulder at her as he scooped up the small pile of wrapped boxes and carried them over to his companion. “I don’t think that any of them are going to be out at this time of night, Saber,” he answered, then, looking down into the smallest of them, pulled out a second package, this time wrapped in colorful paper. “But if you want, we can patrol later. Hm. This has my name on it...”

He opened the second package. “...and this one has yours. And the biggest one is something I had delivered for you. Usually I’d hide it until the end of the month, but under the circumstances you might as well open it now, too.”

Saber’s unmarred features drew into a frown. “Until the end of the month? You mean-”

Shirou grinned at her. “That’s right, it’s your Christmas present!”

“Shirou, this is not appropriate.”

“Of course it is! Gift-giving is in the spirit of the season. It’d be rude not to participate!”

The once and future King of the Britons glared for a moment longer, then let her breath out in an exasperated huff. “Knowing you, you’ll insist to the point of using a command seal. Very well.”

And with that she opened the larger box, and stared at its sole occupant for a long moment. “But...” she said, “...you laughed.”

Her ‘Master’ shrugged. “You do the ‘sword of untouchable beauty’ routine so well that it seemed too weird seeing you cuddle something cutely. But since you seemed to like it, well, weird isn’t bad.”

Saber drew the large plush lion out of its box to sit in her lap with both arms wrapped firmly around its squeezable middle, ignoring the faint burning across her cheeks. “Thank you,” she said.

The look in Shirou’s eyes just made her more uncomfortable. “Anytime,” he said seriously.
“Shouldn’t you open yours?”

“Huh?” the amateur Magus glanced down at the object forgotten in his hands. “Oh, right,” he said, and tore into the paper. “It’s probably from Fuji-nee...”

In fact, it was not. One of the things the small box contained confused him. The other made him slam it closed with a furious blush that made Saber inquire as to his health. Fortunately for his peace of mind and probably her opinion of him, inquiring as to what was in her other box distracted her.

That, like the package with the map and the Bundle He Would Not Think About, had nothing on it beyond the simple name of her class in plain roman letters. Inside was...

“A book?” Shirou asked, craning his neck to peer upside down at the title. “In English, too.” He wasn’t the best reader of that language even when he had it in easy reach and right-side-up.

A moment later he realized that Saber had gone absolutely white, and locked up as tense as she had been the time she claimed to have felt a potential enemy Servant. “Saber?” he asked.

“This... is about me,” she whispered.

“Oh, that’s nea-” Even before he finished the sentence, he knew that it had been the wrong thing to say.

“You fool! Whoever sent this knows who I am!” She tossed the volume onto the table and rose to pace angrily around the room, adorable stuffed lion still clamped under one arm.

Ah. That was concerning.

“You’re right,” Shirou admitted. “But I think that if they were going to use it to destroy us, they wouldn’t have started by sending you a Christmas present. Or at least not a book.”

“You’re an over-trusting fool.”

“It’s just a book.”

“It is not just anything!”

And as the two argued, Camelot: The Legacy of King Arthur and the Ideal of Just Rule lay innocently on the table.

*******

Matou Sakura did not spin on her heel to drive one knee into the privates of the boy standing next to her so that he would be too shocked to struggle while she tore his throat out with her teeth. Shinji was a tool in more ways than the one their classmates would have said, and letting him live was honestly crueler.

Also, Senpai wouldn’t have approved.

Her ‘Grandfather’ looked up a few moments after the two of them filed into his presence and stood waiting for his word like the slaves they were. Makiri Zouken always looked like a corpse that was being dragged along by a puppeteer’s strings, but this time there was something less dead and more tired in his eyes.

He didn’t move his fingers from where they rested on an opened letter on the table next to him, merely said, “Boy. You’re changing schools. Mugen Boarding Academy. You’ll have tomorrow to pack.”

Shinji didn’t ask for an explanation - he knew better than that. “Yes, sir,” he said.

“Girl. Take your command seals back.”

That made no sense at all, and besides which...

“I don’t know how,” she said.

“Come here, Girl.”

She came, willfully ignoring the way memory conjured a familiar loathesome heat. The fact that Grandfather had changed the venue didn’t make the dance any different.

And then, like a railroad spike being drilled through her skull, it was.

The pain was such a pleasant surprise that it took her a moment to recognize what he was doing, to start assimilating the new, alien memories unfolding in her mind.

“...what...?” she asked instinctively.

“Take your command seals back,” Zouken ordered, and, automatically, she did. She could feel the faint drawing sensation - it was still pleasant, but like a caress rather than... what she had known in the past - as Berserker faded into existence at her shoulder, a towering, eyeless female figure with eagle’s talons and scaled armor like some demonic crocodile, and a waterfall of twisting, hissing vipers pouring from beneath her ‘helmet’.

The old man coughed, harsh and wracking, for nearly a full minute, before pulling himself upright. “I’ll die tonight,” he announced.

Despite themselves, and despite a decade’s mutual torture, the two adoptive siblings traded a shocked look.

“Boy. Forget about this place. Girl. It’s yours, now.”

Sakura couldn’t think of anything to say.

“Get out,” he ordered, and they got, leaving him to slowly stroke the surface of the letter that seemed to have started off so much impossibility.

“Sakura, you-” Shinji started to say, caught between his resentment and a sudden worm of fear.“I think we’ll both be better people if we forget the other exists,” she cut him off, and saw his eyes widen in shock. “If Grandfather is gone tomorrow, you’ll have the day he gave you to take out anything you want. I’ll have Berserker destroy the entire house tomorrow night.”

He gaped at her for a moment, then flinched as a slender lavender asp lifted out of the mass of the Servant’s ‘hair’ to flick a delicate tongue against his cheek. “Where will you go?” he asked.

She hadn’t even considered it.

“Home,” she said, and that was the last thing they said to each other.

*******

Tohsaka Rin frowned at the mess her Servant had made of her workshop. “If I were you, ‘Archer’-kun,” she said, with saccharine malice, “I’d start talking. Quickly.”

Archer - forcing his real identity out of the lying bastard had been worth the command seal it had cost her, even if it had been a snap judgement - looked up from the intricate mandala he’d laid out across her ritual floor. “This will sever my connection with the World,” he said, as calmly as if that was a reasonable thing to desire. “And mean that my defeat as a Servant will be a final dissolution.”

She thought of the bundle of papers secreted in the sealed lockbox buried in the far wall of the room, and that the box it had arrived in had been large enough to contain two such.

And if Emiya-kun were a Magus enough to have tripped his way into the War, even as an amateur...

“I’ll permit it on two conditions,” she told him. “First, anything you’re going to be doing in my house and my workshop, I’m going to look over and explicitly okay, first. Second, once this is done, there won’t be any more of your secrets and agendas. You’ll devote yourself to the war and my orders - or I’ll deal both of us out myself.”

“Yes, Master,” he agreed, and brought her the papers. There weren’t as many as she had received, but they were written in the same anonymous hand as her own had been, the same dense technical style. They had the same breathtaking breadth and depth of information to them, and, checked with senses other than the merely physical, the same faint whisper of inhuman power.

For some reason, another participant in the War - one whose Servant seemed to have access to a Noble Phantasm that pulled knowledge from Akasha itself - was manipulating them, trying to bribe them. It was worrying; were they just soft, or were they playing a longer game? Was there a trap here that she just wasn’t seeing?

Rin left a corner of her mind worrying at the problem as she dove greedily into the workings of the Throne of Heroes and the World’s defenses, but ultimately it wasn’t likely to matter. Even if it was a trap, the bait was too good for any Magus to ever pass up.

*******

It was a pity, Rin thought as she sipped her morning tea, that she wasn’t quite willing to follow through on her threat so soon after making it. Even after their deal, getting anything more than frustratingly vague platitudes out of him bore an uncanny resemblance to attempting to pull a weasel’s teeth, and-

The doorbell rang.

Rin glanced at Archer, but he was staring through the door pane in shock, so she sighed grumpily and went to get it herself.

The face standing nervously outside made her stomach turn a brutal flipflop, but she forced the longing deep out of sight in the depths of her chest and said, “Good morning, Matou-kun. To what do I owe the honor?”

“Makiri Zouken died last night,” Sakura told her, “and accordingly I wished to speak to you as the heads of our allied Families.”

That startled Rin enough to make her stare for a moment, and from inside the house, Archer said, “So you brought your Servant along to ‘talk’?”

“I brought,” Sakura said, “everything I wish to keep.”

Rin smiled, and said the polite things one did to invite a guest into one’s home temporarily, and sent the bitter hateful shadow of the young man she was coming to realize that she and her sister both loved to make them tea.

Once they returned to business, and she’d begun feeling her way around to asking why Sakura seemed to want to stay with her without giving the false impression that she was unwelcome, her sister broke her heart.

“I’d rather die than spend another night in that house,” Sakura said.

For a moment, Rin didn’t realize what that statement really meant. Then, as the implications penetrated, her heart clenched like she’d been stabbed, and she felt like she was going to be sick, though she didn’t think that her expression showed either feeling. She had known that Sakura wasn’t entirely happy with her life; it would have been hard to miss the shadows in her eyes those when the secret looks they watched each other with happened to meet in the middle, but... “...It wasn’t just that you... wanted to be somewhere else,” she said, looking down at her teacup. Her voice shook, slightly.

She forced herself to look up, and meet her little sister’s wide, shocked eyes. “I swear that that’s all that I ever thought was wrong.” The fact that her tone was all but begging for Sakura to tell her it was alright, that it wasn’t as bad as she was suddenly afraid it was, was the only thing about the entire affair she wasn’t ashamed of.

Sakura looked at her for a long moment, then lied, “It wasn’t so bad.”

Rin walked around the table to kneel next to her sister’s chair so she could throw her arms around her and hug her properly. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I’m so sorry.”

Sakura raised one hand to stroke her hair, and in another circumstance it would have been hilarious that she was comforting Rin. “Sshh,” she said. “You didn’t know, and I never told you. That’s not your fault.”

That wasn’t it.

“Father wanted to send me,” Rin confessed, and Sakura’s hand stopped moving. “He said that - that a senior magus would protect his only possible heir as closely as possible, would do it better than he could.” Her throat hurt, like she was choking on something too large for it. “I told him that... that big sisters were supposed to protect little sisters.”

For a moment, Sakura just sat there, stiff and frozen, and then, tightening her own hug, she started to laugh. Rin could feel tears that weren’t her own trickling down from where Sakura’s face was pressed into her neck. “damn you, grandfather...” the younger girl whispered hoarsely.

Rin knew better than to think that that meant she herself was forgiven, but it was certainly more than she deserved. She’d make it up to her, the older sister promised silently.

Somehow.

*******

There were probably a number of interesting implications to the fact that she didn’t mind having Sakura using her workshop, but in all honesty, Rin couldn’t have cared less.

She had her sister back!

Watching the familiars Sakura had inherited might make her gorge rise and fill her with the passionate urge to desecrate Makiri Zouken’s profane grave, might give horrible texture to the shadowy implications of what the younger girl had refused to say about her life in that now-ruined house, but it couldn’t blunt the thrill of that simple realization, that that quiet, long-yearned for dream that she’d never been able to stamp out of her consciousness had come true.

Granted that it had come with a thousand other complications, but -

Her heart squeezed in her chest.

- it was worth it.

“You’re... trying to change her class?” she asked out loud, tracing over the parts of the array Sakura had already laid out with her eyes and doing the math in her head.

“No,” the violet-haired girl said, making one of the usual pauses that tended to happen when a Magus was working primarily off of the skills stored in their Crest rather than their own understanding. “I haven’t done the important part yet... I’m trying to deactivate her Mad Enhancement.”

Rin blinked. “Deactivate it?” she asked.

“Berserker... Have you been having dreams?” Sakura asked. “About Archer’s life?”

Her own face, screaming, swam out of memory. “Yes.”

“I dream of hers,” her sister said. “Of where she came from, and why she became what history remembers... Turning into something she hated, to protect her own sisters as best she could. Accepting the hate of the world...”

Was she talking about Medusa or herself? Rin wondered, without thinking to ever ask.

“She died. She was free. And then Shinji and Grandfather dragged her right back into that same dark place... and, for my sake, she went. I won’t leave her there. I can’t.”

“Can I help?” Rin asked, and when Sakura looked up, smiling like she couldn’t quite believe the offer, she smiled back.

They worked side by side and almost in silence, enjoying the sensation of having the other there too much to need more than the humdrum requests for more chalk or confirming expected technical details.

The disturbing part came at the end, when power bled through the air in auroral sheets the color of blood in bad light, and Sakura’s familiars rippled their way out of her flesh to spread across the floor in sheets and writhing, ropey knots of living shadow, like black holes with shape.

Berserker’s hair thrashed as the nightmare stuff crawled up her body, but despite that the Servant made no attempt to escape, even without the lash of a Command Seal to compel her. Even after Medusa’s form had been covered in a shifting, lightless cocoon, Sakura kept chanting the Key of the spell, so Rin kept up the descant, until both of their voices were hoarse.

And then Sakura stopped, and all the light remaining in the workshop flexed, and the black nightmare covering half the room drew back into her feet like water running down a drain, leaving behind...

...A tall, beautiful woman, curled like a baby on her side and covered only by lavender hair that must have been nearly as long as she was.

“Archer,” Rin said as Sakura went to her side to make sure that the Servant was okay. “Go find Berserker some clothes.”

*******

Saber tensed before the doorbell rang. “Shirou...” she said. “There is a Servant outside.”

He nodded. “Then be ready,” he answered, and went to answer.

“Hello, Oniisan,” their guest said from the front steps, and then threw her arms around him in a desperate hug.

“Ummm...” he said helplessly, trying to ignore the way the embrace was pressing her body - lithe, shapely, and warm against the chill of the December air - against his.

She giggled and let go, stepping back a little and letting him get his first good look at her. She was several inches shorter than him and maybe a year or three older, an albino with luminously clear skin and hair the same shade of snow-white, and deep scarlet eyes like blood. Even in a warm winter jacket, she had a good figure, and her eyes were alive with delight.

“Irisviel!?” Saber blurted behind him, and a split second after that she was at his side, resting her hands on the mysterious girl’s shoulders.

“Ilyasviel,” the guest corrected. “It’s an honor to meet you, Saber-san.”

“Ilyasviel...” Saber said softly. “...I see. I had not thought that you had survived.”

The pale girl shrugged uncomfortably and slipped one of her arms through Shirou’s, dragging him inside. “It’s a long story,” she said.

And indeed it proved to be. The first step of the explanation was Ilyasviel’s introduction of her Servant, a portly figure in red.

“Saber, Oniisan, allow me to introduce Nicholas of Myra.”

“Wait...” Shirou said, shocked.

“Father Christmas?” Saber finished, raising an eyebrow.

That figure chuckled, a deep and heartwarming sound. “Just Rider, if you’re more comfortable that way,” he told them.

“It’s thanks to him that I even know half of this,” Ilya admitted, before going through her family, the Einzberns’, longstanding efforts to regain the True Magic of the Heaven’s Feel, and how those had led to her parents’ meeting and their participation in the previous Grail War... and to Emiya Kiritsugu’s betrayal of his employers by destroying the Grail rather than attempting to claim it, leading to his isolation from her...

“That’s where he always went!” Shirou exclaimed, slamming one fist into the opposite palm. “I always wondered what could be so important, when he was weaker every time he came back...”

...and her own longing for the father she’d never been able to meet.

“I was incredibly jealous of you, Oniisan,” she told him with a grin. “I wanted to pin you to the wall like a butterfly.”

“Not anymore, I hope?” Shirou answered, trying not to sweat too obviously.

“Now that I know it wasn’t your fault, I’d much rather you were pinning me.”

...He couldn’t possibly have heard that right.

Shirou gave Rider a sidelong glance, and, thinking back to that embarrassing package, realized he probably had.

*******

Rin stared at the note pinned up on the church door and ran through every foul word she knew.

At her side, Sakura used one mittened hand to pin the paper in place so she could read it. “I thought you said that the priest here was supposed to be the War’s administrator?”

“He is,” the older sister hissed.

“Then why did he leave? He had to have known that he’d be needed here.”

Vocabulary exhausted, Rin slumped and leaned her be-toque’d head against the heavy wooden portal. “Who knows, with that creep.”

“You know him?”

“He’s the one who signs the paperwork the government won’t take from me. Which means no, not really. He never even told me he had a daughter, much less one that’d put up with having him visit her.”

“...I see.” Sakura waited a moment before asking, “What now?”

“...Now, we have to start by talking to the other Masters ourselves,” Rin said.

“Senpai first?”

“He’ll jump right at it, if we can avoid getting gutted by that Servant of his.”

“She’s aggressive?”

“She takes the War as seriously as it should be,” Rin answered, and then started to explain how she had stumbled across the pair and received her cue to summon Archer as the two sisters started to walk home again.

*******

With the Monitor unavailable, the closest thing to neutral ground the four masters could get to was a public park by the riverside, lit by streetlights.

Ilyasviel perched on the bench, legs crossed delicately as she enjoyed the view of the waterway’s far shore, golden electric fire reflecting off the rippling surface in long streaks. Shirou sat at the opposite end, looking - if she did say so herself - adorable in the ushanka she’d given him, with Saber apparently indifferent to the cold except for the fur-lined cloak wrapped around her as she sat between them. Rider, as had been agreed over the phone, was insubstantial, lurking around hidden in the nearby shadows.

The overlook had six benches, three next to the bottom walkway and three more behind and slightly higher, where Ilya and her people had chosen to settle.

Tohsaka’s ally proved to be the violet-haired girl that had shown up in most of her brother’s more recent pictures - in short, a rival in more than the war.

Well, that was fine. She wouldn’t be much of a sister or a lover if she kept him from having other friends once her place was assured.

Sakura had been her name, and she took a seat on the bench next to theirs, right across from Shirou. Tohsaka sat on the bench directly in front of that, turned sideways to face her and Shirou. The Servant that they’d brought - not the tall male Archer that Shirou had described, but an athletic, beautiful woman nearly as tall, who wore dark glasses and carried a white cane to go with her mortal disguise and sat on the bench in front of Saber without turning her head to look back at them.

“You’re not very worried about being betrayed,” Ilyasviel observed as an opener.

“An Einzbern would, but Emiya-kun wouldn’t,” Tohsaka observed, with an amused irony that cut like a blade. “And it’s fairly obvious that he has the same hold on you as he does on both of us, so I’m not worried about it happening while he’s here.”

Ilya felt the corner of her eye twitch, but she declined to rise to the bait. “Well, since we’re here, I might as well start. I’ve learned that the Holy Grail has been corrupted, infected with a malevolent force which twists its execution of any wish into the most tormenting and destructive form possible.”

Tohsaka smiled a little wider. “That matches my own observations, yes.”

The homunculus forbade herself to grit her teeth. Rider’s generosity might be useful at times, but there was still such a thing as being too free with things. She’d told him to give Tohsaka only enough to confirm things, but here she was...

“Therefore, for a number of different reasons, it seems wise to disassemble and restart the ritual. With both you and I arguing for it and prepared to reinstate the ritual, it should be possible to persuade the Makiri representative to agree, allowing us to exercise the fundamental control spells for that purpose.”

Sakura piped up, “I would consent, but...”

Tohsaka filled in the second half of the statement. “That won’t work.”

“I was coined with the memories of my line,” Ilya said, frosty in spite of her internal admonitions to be reasonable. “I assure you that the control spells-”

Tohsaka raised a hand to interrupt her, more or less politely. “If the system had not been damaged, you would be entirely correct,” she said. “But my own tests indicate that the corruption has spread to the enforcement and defense mechanisms, as well as the final execution protocols.”

Ilya stopped.

Tohsaka kept going. “If we’re going to stop this, we’re going to first need to defeat all three Special Servants, Saver, Ruler, and Avenger, then actively cancel the energy already present in the Grail System. I believe that between the four - eight - of us, we have the tools necessary to do so, but it will not be as simple as merely executing the proper protocols.”

Shirou, who was an idiot even if she loved him, smiled. “Just as I thought. The Tohsaka-san from school is also a real Tohsaka-san.”

Saber looked pained, and past her, Ilyasviel could see her rival blushing.

She had gotten what she thought she wanted out of the night, it looked like, but it looked like some very inconvenient interference had come along with it.

*******

If Senpai had been wise, he’d certainly have turned away from the touch of anything so polluted as herself.

If he had known to.

But he didn’t, and, for all that for years he’d been the only thing that made her life worth the living, he wasn’t wise.

Sakura smiled at his back. He was walking in front of her, next to Berserker as she was next to Saber.

She shouldn’t want him, shouldn’t want to run her hands over the smooth clean planes of him, any more than she wanted to run them -

again

- over the sinuous serpent-curves walking next to him, shouldn’t want to stain them, spread herself all over them, drag them into that familiar musky bittersweet dark she could feel in her soul even after the actual room was gone anyway.

Oh, how she did anyway.

Behind her, Oneesan and the Einzbern’s whispering got a little louder, finally breaking the threshold she could hear even though she doubted either intended her to.

“What’s your price, then?” the latter asked.

“Emiya-kun will make his own choices, I don’t doubt. But as far as you and I are concerned, Sakura has the first right of refusal.”

...what? What did her sister just say?

“He’s my brother,” the pale girl snapped irritably.

“And if you want my help, the only way he’ll be your lover is if Sakura allows it.”

“What about you, then?”

“I’ve already hurt her far too much to do it again, even for him.”

Oh, foolish, kind Rin...

Sakura let her gaze rest on Berserker’s bottom, to crowd out other images, equally sweet, from imagination and from what should have been innocent memory.

“Your sister doesn’t know you very well,” Saber observed next to her, as the trailing magi’s conversation subsided past intelligibility again.

“She knows what I choose,” Sakura answered, in an undertone even the Servant’s inhuman ears would have to strain to pick up. “And I choose not to show her what I want.”

“Why not?”

“It would hurt her.”

“I see.”

And neither of them said anything more until they came to the annihilated ruin of the house that had been Shirou’s home and Sakura’s refuge.

*******

“Shirou,” Saber said, in warning, slipping forward and into a guard position between the vulnerable Masters and the rising golden power she could sense behind the ruined house.

“Another Servant,” Berserker added, settling in at the swordswoman’s shoulder as both of them triggered the burst of mana needed to reassert their fighting gear over the mundane clothing that they’d adopted.

“No Servant am I, but a King,” declared the tall, lean man stalking out of the ashes. Even in the nighttime moonlight, he gleamed yellow-gold, save for the red flush of rage suffusing his face. “And I am sorely wroth.”

“Hello, Archer,” Saber said as two tall masculine figures faded into existence flanking her and Berserker. “Shouldn’t you be dead by now? It’s been more than a decade, apparently.”

The golden Archer ignored her, instead tearing off his helmet to throw at Rider. “YOU!”

“Me,” Rider answered, shining blue eyes hard and cold and alien beneath his bushy white brows.

“Did you think,” hissed the strange Servant, “that you could steal from I, Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, and escape my justice?”

Rider regarded his enemy dispassionately. “Yes, the children are fine,” he said, “They’re settling into their new lives quite happily.”

“BE DAMNED TO THE PULING BRATS!” Gilgamesh shouted, then dragged himself momentarily back to something resembling poise. “Rest assured that I shall extract the full measure of your appointed punishment for you-”

“Archer,” Rin interrupted.

“Yes, Rin?” the man in red answered, using a curved silver shortsword to knock the flying shape of a needle-pointed rapier from its course for the young Magus’s throat.

Rin ignored the whistle of the wickedly sharp point as it spun past her ear. “This one, I think,” she said, “is not small fry.”

“No, he isn’t,” the tall man rumbled back, and started to walk forward. “I am the bone of my sword...”

Gilgamesh raised an eyebrow. “Well, if there’s filth stupid enough to interfere, why not wash it away?”

“Steel is my body and fire is my blood.”

A second flying sword - this time aimed at Archer himself - was chopped out of the air.

“I have created over a thousand blades.”

“You...” Gilgamesh snarled as a shimmering distortion yawned wide in the sky above and behind him.

“Unknown to death, nor known to life.”

And then it rained blades. “...Are no longer amusing!”

“Have withstood pain to create many weapons.”

Archer suited deed to word, calling and recreating dozens of copies of his chosen weapons as he carved his way through the storm.

“And yet, these hands will never hold anything.”

A muscle twitched at the corner of Gilgamesh’s eye, and he drew forth yet another weapon, this one a sinister black lance, traced in glowing blood-red circuits. “Very well, then I-”

“So, as I pray...”

Archer threw aside his swords and lunged, smiling savagely at the ancient king’s suddenly startled expression from a distance of about six inches.

“Unlimited Blade Works.”

And both of them vanished into thin air.

*******

The Gate of Babylon yawned wide overhead, a golden sky yawning against the distant grinding gears, while below the sea of swords churned, rising blade-up like grey and rusted grass that rippled in the wind.

A moment later, the rain began, a thousand legends snatched out of the air by their own mirrors swirling as though caught in a dust devil, until a black and scarlet figure was spat out, rising like a rocket towards the golden mote at the eye of the falling shower.

Gilgamesh sneered. "Scum, you should have hid!"

In his hands, Ea roared, scarlet light swallowing the world like the tide rising in reverse.

From below, like a single silver thread woven into a crimson blanket, Fragerach answered.

*******

By the time the deep, surging drain on Rin’s mana reserves stopped, the others had bundled her into Shirou’s arms and were most of the way up the hill to her family’s house. That had been enough to somewhat dull the sting of losing her Servant, but it didn’t do anything to ease the problem that they would now need to be in four places at once, any of which could lead to fighting a Servant far more powerful than any intended to be summoned in the War... with only three Servants of their own.

Which, almost a week of planning and preparations later, put them here, on the evening of December the twenty-fourth. When the Grail ritual had first been created, intricate mandalas had been laid across the entire landscape of Fuyuki in great interlocking rings to focus all the land’s energy into the single, critical central point. Those rings came together at three more points, the anchors of the War and the mechanisms that supported it - and they had been designed with protections, protections now corrupted.

“Are you ready?” she asked in the dim silver moonlight.

“Rider and I are,” Ilyasviel answered.

“Yes, ‘Neechan, and Berserker too,” Sakura said.

“Just a moment,” was Shirou’s response, and he pulled out a long red scarf, and began to loop it around his neck.

“...You can’t seriously think that that thing makes you some kind of sentai hero, can you?” Rin asked.

Shirou grinned back at her mischievously, then lifted it over his mouth and nose, closed his eyes, and focused for a moment - a moment that ended in a flash of mint-toned light, leaving him clad in close-fitting black armor. A second flash of light dropped a pair of very familiar blades into his gauntleted hands.

“Saber and I are both ready now,” he said.

Rin stared for a moment. “...Apparently it does,” she said. “How the hell did you do that?”

“It’s... part of how my magic works. I can borrow skills from objects, sometimes.”

“Your reality marble records their impressions, you mean.” Really, something so difficult to create that its very research was forbidden, and an amateur idiot just stumbled onto a natural one. Where was justice.

“Er... yeah.”

“Anyway. It’s time to-”

Something roared, and then things happened very quickly.

“What-” Rin started to ask, when Shirou interrupted by brushing past her and calling forth a Noble Phantasm the strobed in mystic light as a great black-and-gold Beast rammed into it headlong and fangs-first.

Whatever Artifact he had used flared and threw the monster back, most of the way across the otherwise nondescript clearing on the heights overlooking Fuyuki.

Ilyasviel shouted something in a language Rin didn’t speak, and sent the most incredible torrent of blinding azure light after it, not a proper spell but a raw and unfocused wave of pure prana. As attacks went, doing that was hardly efficient, but it was quicker than a properly chanted spell... And on that kind of scale, ‘efficiency’ wasn’t any bar to effectiveness. Rin herself couldn’t have dreamed of channeling a tenth as much power as that.

She was, after all, human, as Ilya was not.

Those reflections took place in a distant corner of Rin’s mind; most of her attention was devoted to chanting her own spell, and adjusting her timing so that the coruscating waterfall of every color of light plummeted out of the empty sky...

...Just in time to hammer the monster into the rising grasp of a swarm of gelatinous black tentacles, veined in dark and throbbing purple light.

Only when Sakura’s spell had drawn the trap closed and pinned the monster in place could she get a good look at it, a sinister, reptilian-looking thing with a long thrashing tail and taloned paws on its four feet, and seven heads, three with paired horns like an antelope’s and no eyes and four with single horns like a rhino’s and four staring snake eyes. All of them had great jagged mouths full of ragged teeth like a crocodile’s.

Except for the eyes, and the bleeding wounds that she and Ilya had opened in its flesh, both shining gold, the entire thing was drawn in shades of matte and gloss black, almost invisible in the moonlight.

“Seven heads, and ten horns...” Sakura whispered from just behind her.

And at the base of each horn blazed a golden ring, spiked almost like a crown.

“Servant Avenger,” Rin named it. “The Beast From The Sea.”

*******

“Welcome to the Masque of Monsters, oh thou Queen of Scales and Beauty!”

Berserker looked up at the Servant that had called out to her, then mounted the towering boulder that marked her share of the three anchor points of the Grail’s supporting ritual in a single bound.

She did not speak.

“Oh? Not even a kind word for a fellow damned soul?” her opposite number asked, laying one hand over his heart in a mime of pain. He was a tall man, with broad shoulders and strong, predatory features under a ragged mane of silver hair.

She rather thought that he was mad.

“But I forget,” he continued regretfully, “you will not understand, lost in the taste of blood and-”
“I understand you very well,” she interrupted. “Saver.”

Saver laughed, a deep, sepulchral cackle, and drew a jagged spear from beneath his cloak. “Why, then we shall have the finest of dances, shall we not, my lovely one?”

She ignored her fellow servant’s babbling and charged, catching the lance’s blade in one gauntleted fist with a screech of metal on metal and dragging it out of line when he thrust it at her. Her other hand seized the shaft almost touching the first of his, and she heaved, trusting in inhuman strength to tear the weapon free of his hands.

Instead, he let her pull him off his feet, swinging his legs up and pivoting around the weapon to plant both armored soles into her helmet’s faceplate.

She staggered, of course, and felt the impact of a second spear against her gorget. If she’d still been mortal or anything resembling it, she’d probably have been choking and gagging.

“Well done!” Saver cheered. “Your passion to defeat me is beautiful, but-”

She punched him in the mouth.

He laughed again, approvingly. “It’s rude to interrupt someone when-”

She tried to kick him between the legs, but he dodged with a yelp.

“That, however,” Saver said, roughly handsome features distorted by a snarl, “was quite enough.”

That, she let herself reply to. “Are you going to stop playing games now?”

“What else is love and war? But I suppose you would not know, tied by your terror to your calm and rationality.”

This time he was done talking when she got her hands on him, seizing his shoulders and ramming her helmet into his face. “You talk too much.”

He tossed her off with a boot in the stomach, laughing. “THEN LET US WAR, IN ALL OUR BLOOD AND ALL OUR GLORY!” he shouted, and threw out a hand. “BEHOLD! THE FORTRESS OF IMPALEMENT!”

And then, above and below her, on every side and for as far as the eye could see, there were spears.

Behind her visor, Medusa’s cursed eyes narrowed. So this was the man history knew as ‘The Impaler’.

*******

The man that Saber found sprawled on the couch under the jeweled pavilion filling what should have been an empty field was tall and broad-shouldered, with a heavy powerful frame made still heavier by the added flesh of too much rich living. He laughed when he saw her, slanted eyes squeezing shut in his round, moonlike face, and his teeth gleamed through his goatee and mustachios as he sneered. “This is the famed hero they send against me?” he demanded. “This slip of a girl?”

“A dagger may cut as keenly as a sword,” she answered calmly, “and well I know it.”

“And you would have me believe in the keen edge of a failure?” the Ruler demanded. “A weak-willed incompetent who couldn’t keep her own throne?”

“A failure of leadership,” Saber pointed out, “is not a failure of arms.”

Ruler had expected his assault to shake her confidence, and finding her unmoved by his barbs shook his own equilibrium in return. He covered it with bluster, springing to his feet and growling, “And neither are you a god, to face an army alone.”

She cocked her head slightly and smiled, a quiet, threatening little smile. “Am I alone?” she asked.

“Alone, forsaken - everything you might have called on slipped through your fingers while you still drew breath, Arturia Pendragon!”

“So I thought,” Saber agreed, and took a single step forward, still smiling. “As I lay dying, with my kingdom overthrown, I despaired. I had wasted my strength, I had kept foolish secrets, I had failed those that trusted me. I ruled neither wisely nor well.”

“I know your story, of a cuckold and weakling that knew not the way to master men.”

“And yet, now, I wonder... Tell me, Ruler, why did you take up a crown?”

“Because there is no order but what men make! Because I had the will, and there were none with the strength to gainsay me!” he boasted back.

“And even in death, your people follow you because they must.” Saber’s smile widened slightly. “I chose a different law. I became ‘king’ to protect my people, to make myself a willing sacrifice for them.”

“And won them nothing but pain,” Ruler accused.

“And won them nothing but pain, or so I thought. But if I worked for no glory but the love of them, as the holy shepherd enjoined, is it so strange that even those vainglorious, foolish knights should love in return?”

“Love? Love?” Ruler shook his head. “Is this the shape of your folly? The King exists to rule!” he thundered, “To bring order where there is chaos! Where there is order there is stability, there is progress - there the evils of man are cut short! And you call yourself a King!”

“And if they answer, I’ll be right,” she said, and reached insider herself, through Shirou, to the endless power of possibility that Rin had forged. “One of your own countrymen said it. ‘Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.’”

“And when they do not?” Ruler asked, leadingly, threateningly, as he raised his own sword and an army’s dust rose behind him and reality began to splinter and section the two Servants off into their own private corner of existence. “Will you fight alone, unsupported, unremembered, unloved, all for the sake of pride?”

Saber kept smiling, and didn’t move her hands from where they rested, on the pommel of Excalibur grounded point-first in the earth before her. “For justice’s sake? If I must.”

Ruler shook his head in mocking disbelief. “The arrogance of you... Then let us see how a lone woman fares against The Million Spears of Qin!”

The arrows of the army’s archers rose like smoke to block out the sun, and came back down like a flood with fangs of siege engines’ spears.

Coolly, Arturia lifted Excalibur from its rest and stepped a little to the right, letting the most accurate of the larger missiles pass by her smooth cheek with mere inches to spare.

An armored hand, smoking like a warm lake on a cold winter’s morning, reached over to catch the missile out of the air and spin it into a whriling shield that swatted down an entire swathe of falling arrows. “I’m not such a fool as to abandon my liege twice,” Lancelot said.

From her other side, Gawain said, “‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,’ and which among us did not fail you many times, before the end as at it?”

A hand fell on her shoulder to squeeze reassuringly, and she turned her head to see Bedivere’s smile, as familiar as a brother’s. “And even if not, how could we not forgive our King and comrade?”

“Weaklings!” thundered Qin Shi Huang Di as his army rushed towards the King and her Knights like the tide coming up the beach. “Puling cowards! What kind of dog licks the hand of-”

A roar of golden fury interrupted the emperor’s rage, searing an arrow-straight path across the field and smashing aside the thousands of soldiers in its path before the last attenuated dregs were knocked aside by a guard’s desperate, suicidal dive just short of his Ruler’s palanquin. “Keep your tyrant’s tongue between your teeth,” Gawain snapped.

“Better yet,” Lancelot suggested, “let’s still it for you.”

“Let’s,” Arturia agreed, and led the Knights of the Round Table - her knights - into the charge.

The front rank, baked-clay faced grim beneath helmets of the same color, set themselves with overlapping rows of spearpoints, trying to present the Knights’ shorter weapons with no vulnerable target to attack. Excalibur, well named, could cut through mundane steel with ease, and barely noticed the wooden shafts behind the spearpoints. Three slashes opened the way and then she was into the army’s ranks.

She shouldered one man aside - heard the brittle crash as Lancelot brought him down - and sheared the man behind him in half in a fountain of dust before ducking under the reaching arms of the third rank to stab a soldier in the fourth through the neck. Behind him one of the Qin soldiers had tripped, fallen to his knees, and she could see despair in his face as he tried to pick his spear up out of the dust already spilled across the ground.

Behind her, she could hear the sounds of battle - screams and shouts and the ringing of blades and the crash of impacts on armor and the hungry wolf-howl of Sir Marrok’s animal rage - as the wedge of knights behind her followed in her wake and pried the army’s ranks open like an axe blade.

She set one foot on the fallen soldier’s arm and the other on his shoulder, and vaulted up to the shoulders of the one behind him to leap and smash feet-first into the next rank’s faces, riding them down and stepping forward again to slaughter her way past the four ranks behind them and then she was out into the open, and able to raise her head and meet Ruler’s eyes.

He gestured a command with the feathered fan in his hand, but she ignored the marshalling reserves and broke into a run, charging across the churned ground.

His guards met her, or tried to, piling around her with perfect coordination, leaving each other just enough room to swing their twin broad falchions. Even for her, being encircled would be deadly, so she feinted ahead and then went right, Excalibur shearing through her target’s blocking swords and lopping off one of their wielder’s forearms in the bargain, then opening his ribcage to the spine on the backstroke and then she was past him even as he started to crumble away and ducking under the next one’s blow to impale him through the heart.

The guard beside them scythed one blade down at her neck, and she stepped around it as she pulled her own weapon free and broke his neck with a murderous blow of the pommel then reversed the weapon to relieve the next arrival of his head and shear the fifth in half vertically before Lancelot and Bedivere slammed into the remainder from the rear.

“You’re still far too reckless,” the latter scolded, and she laughed and turned to face Ruler.

“Shall we duel, Qin Shi Huang Di?” she asked, more seriously.

Ruler snarled a foul oath and snatched his own sword from its sheath and began to slash it at the air in front of him, leaving trails of light floating in the air behind its tip.

“My King, it’s a spell!” Sir Bedivere shouted, starting to step forward to help. She waved him away, and launched herself out of the way of the deafening, blinding thunderbolt that followed a moment later. Even before the glare had faded she landed and threw herself forward.

Ruler’s eyes bulged, seeing that she had survived, and he slashed at the air a second time, forming a different character that breathed a torrent of flame that she cleaved apart and charged through, ignoring the residual tongues of flame that licked at her armor.

The third spell was wind, a hammering gale with teeth of razored ice, and she had to set her feet and drop to one knee with a hand dug into the earth to keep from being blown away. With her other hand she raised her sword- “EX-”

Panic stole across Ruler’s face, and there was an abrupt resurrection of the sounds of conflict as the soldiers of the Terracotta Army once again tried to throw themselves at her.

“-CALIBUR!”

And golden light ate the winds and their master alike.

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"V, did you do something foolish?"
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  Purrfect Archer Commission
Posted by: Matrix Dragon - 12-21-2012, 10:34 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (5)

A little something from an old friend of mine.

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  Quick question about posting policy here
Posted by: murmur - 12-21-2012, 12:02 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (7)

Are we allowed to post our own fanfic here, rather than just providing a link to our fics?

-Murmur

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  [Fun]Christmas Parcel Delivery Service
Posted by: HRogge - 12-20-2012, 02:10 AM - Forum: Fenspace - No Replies

Some insanity I wrote shortly after Christmas 2011... have fun!

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It began during Christmas night 2019.

A group of catgirls had a discussion with a few visitors that it was really sad that Santa Claus wasn’t coming to everyone in Fenspace. While its not documented what happened during the night at Jenga (even Cortana says she has no records), it involved a lot of drinks and Handwavium.

In the morning the rest of the catgirls found the group sleeping around a large sled made of a shiny blue-white substance. None of them was able to explain how the sled had been made, but they all agreed that it was only meant to bring Christmas gifts to other Fen.

Ten months later Catgirl Industries announced their Christmas Parcel Delivery Service.

For a small fee, the service delivers small packages to other Fen during the Christmas night, as long as a number of conditions are followed. In addition to restrictions about the package size, the receiver had to put up Christmas tree (holographic or self-painted is okay) and had to switch of the recording devices in the room.

Every year since 2020 the sled with all the small packages is leaving Jenga to distribute them all over Fenspace. Most receivers don’t even see how the packages are delivered, but some Fenkinder have told their parents that they met Santa Claus and got some presents directly.

The sled leaves before midnight and gets back a few hours later, which has raised a lot of rumors among the Fen. Even with a state of the art engine, the little craft should not be able to deliver all their packages within a few hours. But nobody has ever been able to follow the sled for more than a few minutes, the craft is know to pull impossible tight turns, accelerate quickly or even just vanish behind asteroids or other starships.

The Sled

According to analysis by Catgirl Industries the sled is made out of an unidentified Eezo-alloy. It is large enough to carry up to seven Fen and a few tons or parcels. The sled has no visible control panels and no moving parts.

There are 6 harnesses to put a group of large Exocomps in front of the sled. Exocomps had a very slow speed drive in 2019, so the reason for this is unknown.

As soon as the crew is on board and the packages are loaded, a forcefield activates over the sled to keep the air inside while it is on tour. The whole sled lights up in a blue/white light and it rushes out into space. Sightings of the sled during Christmas seems to be contradicting each other or are just inconclusive.

Quirks:

  • Christmas time! The sled will only work on the night between 24th and 25th December.
  • Sneaky Santa Claus. Most Fen don’t think about following when they see the sled moving by. This seems to be related to the SEP-fields some other Fencraft produce.
  • A Reindeer is missing! The sled will only start with Santa Claus, at least three Elves and six Reindeers are present.
  • It was fun to do! The crew of the sled says they don’t remember the details of the night, but they all agree that it was a lot of fun distributing parcels.
  • Jingle Bells! The sled will only start when the crew is singing a christmas song.

Trivia:
  • At least one ninja from the Village Hidden in Asteroids was involved in the creation of the sled.
  • The rumor than Benjamin Rhodes was involved in the creation of the sled was never confirmed.
  • The crew of the sled changes from year to year, but Santa Claus is always a catgirl.
  • During the year the sled has to be constantly charged with electricity by a small dedicated fusion reactor. The energy is used up during the Christmas night.

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  Pirate Asuka
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 12-19-2012, 09:31 AM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VI: Angel Baby - Replies (7)

I was sent this by my friend Jeff Blend. Thought I'd share. 

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  Right, arm's bared...
Posted by: classicdrogn - 12-18-2012, 11:20 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (69)

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Permission is hereby granted to disseminate this image, so long as it remains unaltered except for scaling within legible size, in any format or medium.

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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
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  Advertisements?
Posted by: jpub - 12-18-2012, 08:47 AM - Forum: Forums - Replies (8)

Bob,

Did Yuku tell you they were going to start putting advertisements up?

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  Shinji and Good Friends
Posted by: Dartz - 12-18-2012, 03:49 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (6)

The followup to Shinji Ikari Raising project.....

Scene Courtesy of Cobalt Greywalker. Technically a little later in the story.... until I get a handle on what I have left.

I lost a scene with Anika and Nene discussing what it meant to be a 'brothe/sister', one between Ford and Shinji discussing fenconomics and Shinji asking her if there might be another reason for people to be nice to him. And the phrase 'Klatchian Coffee Liquer'

Quote:As he woke up, Shinji found it a bit odd how human it actually felt. As he sat up on the examination bed in the lab, he found that underneath the medical gown he was wearing (and idly wondering why if Prometheus Forge was so high-tech they hadn’t come up with something that didn’t leave the back exposed) his body was acting far too human-like for comfort.

Thus it was right at this time when A.C. walked in.



“Good morning Shinji.” A.C. smiled at the android, a twinkle in her emerald eyes the only hint that she was quite aware of the issue the young man was having.



Shinji nodded, trying to take his eyes off the beautiful woman. This was harder than when he’d first arrived, as she wasn’t wearing the figure-hugging (no, don’t think of that) catsuit but a long black dress showing her full cleavage (pink elephants, don’t think of pink-ACK!) and her long, long legs through the near waist height slits of both sides (is she even…NO!) as she swayed in.

Shinji swallowed as she turned to one of the side benches, and swallowed again when it became obvious the dress had no back right down to the top of her (she’s not…DON’T) behind, showing (Oh kami…) the pale tops of each (Pythagoras’ Theorem is a squared plus bu-ARGH) buttock.



A.C. walked back towards Shinji carrying one of the scanners he’d seen about, and to the young man it seemed she was stalking him like a cat that knew its prey wasn’t getting away.



“Don’t worry Shinji.” The raven-haired cyborg told him. “I didn’t have my wicked way with you while asleep.” She smiled, and Shinji had to fight another swallow. “After all,” the cyberneticist’s voice took on a husky purr as she leaned over, “it isn’t any fun if both sides aren’t enjoying it.”



Shinji wanted the ground to swallow him up out of shear embarrassment and arousal. Then his eyes widened in realisation, and A.C.’s smile went from sultry to mischievous as she winked at him.



“Like I said,” her voice tinged with some humour as she stood up straight, “it isn’t any fun if both sides aren’t enjoying it.” She manipulated the scanner device, warbles and beeps emanating from it. “Everything looks good. Your clothes are behind the curtain.” She nodded to the side, where the curtained off area looked unchanged to before. “Unless you would like a hand? I might have to perform a more…thorough…examination.”



Shinji could feel the flush this time, and the lack of slowdown he was expecting. The second mischievous wink made him blurt out what he was thinking.



“Will you show me the differences?”



A.C.’s smile widened as her gaze turned a bit more frank in its appraisal.



“I may get a bit carried away and go into intimate detail.”



It was the way the cyborg said the word ‘intimate’ that pushed Shinji’s courage past the limit, and he dashed behind the curtain like he was setting the 100 metre sprint record.



“Aw…” A.C. wined playfully. “I didn’t get to enjoy that cute tush of yours.”



From behind the curtain came a sound much like the squeak of a small furry animal that knows that it is doomed.



“So,” A.C. stated in a much more normal tone of voice, “we’ve proved that the overheating issue is fixed, and stress tested it in hopefully a more enjoyable fashion than sticking you in one of the greenhouses or a steam room. You’ve gotten some experience in dealing with embarrassment and arousal now you won’t pass out, and believe me Shinji Ikari there are plenty of ladies out there who want to be the one to make you a man.”

The rustling behind the curtain stopped suddenly.



“A nice, somewhat shy young man with a cute butt? For Serenity’s sake, half the unattached Venus and Jupiter adherents will want to chase you. And let’s not mention how many women want to give you a hug. And more.” A.C.’s tone turned softer. “You’re still finding yourself Shinji, and one of the things you’ll have to deal with is people knowing your template’s, your, history and making assumptions.” The cyberdoc’s voice turned amused. “Flirting back like you did earlier will probably throw them a bit however.”



There were a few moments of silence before the sounds of movement resumed behind the curtains.



[NOTE: The dress A.C. is wearing is the same one Attim wears in the hospital in volume 4 of the manga.]
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  The Big FFML-verses
Posted by: murmur - 12-17-2012, 10:27 AM - Forum: Future Steps - Replies (13)

Just reminiscing about the old FFML/rec.arts.anime.creative days of the 90s, and the big anime/fanfic of those days.

From a purely personal POV, I believe that the big fanfic of those halcyon days were Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Bubblegum Crisis, and Tenchi Muyo.  I'm actually basing this as much on those big mega-crossovers by Bailesu and Chris Davies, as much as anything.  

Now Our Hero Doug has gone to BGC-verse, and is going to Sailor Moon-verse at some point, but from a quick search through the yuku archive I can't seem to find much or anything at all about a Ranma or a Tenchi Muyo step.

What exactly would be the driving conflict for Ranma, though?  It's not as if there's a Big Bad to menace people, though Happosai is pretty much the default antagonist.  Him or Cologne.  Or an OC.

For Tenchi, it pretty much depends on which continuity you use.  And if you use the original OVA, you have to contend with the fact that the three goddesses who created the universe are hanging around a lakeside house enjoying quiet days, punctuated by the Earth blowing up every once in a while.

Then there's the later, early 2000s anime fanfic surge, which saw a ton of Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing . . . hmm . . . what else . . . this was before Naruto/Bleach . . . but after Evangelion . . . . No, I think that's it.

Yeah, actually, looking over the list of official crossovers, Doug's never gone into a shounen-manga world, has he?  I wonder how he'd deal in that situation.

As for the slightly older anime fanfic, that too merits some thought.  I am of course talking about the Dirty Pair, Akira, Megazone-23, and the various Robotechs.  And possibly Urusei Yatsura.  I got this list from vague memories of the self-insert anime from around the late 80s, early 90s, like Undocument Features (there was another UF-type fic which also involved a bunch of college kids getting their hands on motorcycles from anime and turning bits of their college into spaceships thanks to the Dirty Pair, but the title escapes me).

Somebody here already did a Dirty Pair steplet.  I would like to see what Our Hero Doug would make of Akira (probably try to take down both Tetsuo and the government), Megazone-23 (same), and the various Robotechs (no idea, maybe organize a motorcycle race?).  In Urusei Yatsura, it would be pretty interesting to see Doug as being the voice of sanity and reasonable discourse, while surrounded by super-violent, melodramatic, hormonal teenagers who regularly make reality break down and cry.

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  God or aliens? Magic or Clarketech?
Posted by: murmur - 12-17-2012, 08:21 AM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VI: Angel Baby - Replies (11)

Looking over the Classified Information from the Evawiki, which parses with what I remember from ages-ago reading of the translation of the special booklet that came with End of Evangelion, I have to ask--though once again I expect no answers--whether the events of Evangelion are theological or "scientific."

Say, if Our Hero Doug was looking at an Angel (or even Rei), what would his mage sight see?  Celestial?  Alien?  Elder One?

Looking at the Classified Information, it seems that the Angels/Lilith/Adam were sent here by Neglectful Precursors--that is, aliens.  Which means that for all the religiously-themed nonsense of Evangelion, it's all "science."  

Of course, remember that for the DW-verse, magic is what's needed for the Grand Unified Theory.  Therefore the Neglectful Precursors could have been both magical and scientific, cause they're Precursors and thus nigh-all-powerful (it pretty much says so on tvtropes).

But still, the Precursor theory is not from the tv series or movies proper, but rather a licensed video game.  Therefore it may not have been the authorial intent.  Further, there's no reason to say that the Evangelion-verse that Doug leaps into is one which had the Neglectful Precursors, but rather had a pretty funky version of the Abrahamic God running the show.

Still, what would Doug see when he looked at Rei and the Evas and Angels?

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