Not that I've seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica yet, I have been hearing plenty about it, and signs point towards that little abomination known as Kyubei as the real offender.  And in DSKS-verse, he'd be about as palatable as Metallia playing at being moon-cat.  That is, to be utterly destroyed with maximum prejudice.
Raven absolutely hates the imp on general principal - he cheats death somehow.  However, dealing with the creep strikes me as elegantly simple.  What do you normally do with something that just won't die?  You stick it with a one-way ticket to someplace really unpleasant.  In other words, a banishment.  Preferably one cast at a God-level, which Zeke is quite capable of pulling off if Raven intervenes.  Which he will - the only reason he hasn't done so sooner is because he was busy taking care of things on Earth.  And Kyubei hasn't shown his face until very recently.
Most of the story is spent cleaning up the mess - dealing with the Witches and their Familiars, and settling things with the Magical Girls so they don't wind up turning into Witches themselves.
Yes, this is straying into the grim-dark territory, but with purpose of showing that someone is there to fix things, even if it doesn't exactly have a pretty bow on it.
"We've been fortunate.  If Queen Beryl had any sense then her goal would have been achieved without anyone being the wiser until it was all over with.  But this Kyubei creature... he wasn't really all that powerful.  All he had going for him was some method of circumventing death.  Whether or not that had something to do with his plans, we can't be sure of now.  But what he really had was smarts.  His one mistake was in coming to a world that Raven happened to have a very close eye on.  That was our one saving grace.  Otherwise, who knows how long Kyubei could have operated with no one being the wiser, or being able to stop him."
Thoughts? Suggestions? Scathing criticisms?

I've started playing with some of the advance features on my phone and I've been putting together some ring tones for the phone. I did it before and I decided to add a few more. They're:
The Addams family theme - hands snapping
Close Encounters of the 3rd kind - those 5 notes are perfect
The one I am using for the office is the theme from Baretta..kinda apt for the job.
For my former boss, I used the Imperial March from Star Wars.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

Thank you to Dartz and Mal-3 for helping with this one.

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March 23th, 2015.

The doors of a large hangar on Rockhounds asteroid SR-06, sometimes called Nouveau Paris by Fen, opened slowly for the first time after many months. While other hangars had been busy with repair and maintenance work on commercial satellites, this one had not been seen open for a long time.

When the first beam of sunlight hit the opening of the tunnel, it illuminated a large white cylinder which was slowly moving outwards. Farther to the end of the craft a large arrangements of rods and pipes could be seen, tightly folded against the main body of the ship. On the outer hull the logos of the ESA and the JAXA became visible, together with large black letters stating the name of the craft, Thor Heyerdahl.

“Darmstadt control, this is the Thor Heyerdahl” the crew of the spacecraft called its ground station, “minimum distance to launch facility reached, we are ready to begin with pre-launch preparations.”

“Heyerdahl, this is Darmstadt control,” someone back on Earth answered, “begin with pre-launch preparations.”

The Thor Heyerdahl was still coasting away from the asteroid slowly turning to the side to align its engines away from the ESA facility. With the firing of some small thrusters large grids of heat radiators began to unfold on three sides of the spacecraft, glittering in the sun like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

“Darmstadt, this is the Heyerdahl. Heat radiators deployed, reactor pre-ignition heat up complete, we are ready to start the hydrogen injectors.”

“Heyerdahl, all sensor data from the reactor is green, you are free to initiate the fusion reaction.”

In the engine part of the Heyerdahl the Japanese fusion reactor began to hum for the first time outside the safety of the dock, quickly charging the batteries of the Heyerdahl. The temperature of the engine room was rising quickly and the heat radiators began to glow in a dark red.

“Darmstadt, reactor on standby power, heat output nominal. Radar shows no other crafts behind us, mission vector is within defined tolerance, we are ready for activating the ion drive.”

“Heyerdahl, initiate ion engine one at high thrust mode. Gute Reise !”

Hundreds of Kilowatts of power began to flow from the reactors electricity generators into one of the seven ion engine at the end of the Heyerdahl, creating a thin plasma hotter than the surface of the sun. Powerful superconducting magnets grabbed the plasma and hurled it out of the nozzle of the engine, creating a long visible exhaust behind the craft. Suddenly the weightlessness in the cockpit was gone and a firm sense of up and down appeared.

“Engine one active, accelerating at 1.4 meters per squared second. Readings from reactor and engine within tolerance.”

“Heyerdahl, this is Darmstadt control. Your flight vector is looking as expected and telemetry is green. Keep an eye on engine and reactor, full thrust burn on all engines will begin in one hour.”

Down on Earth in the control center people rejoiced when the Heyerdahl started moving. For many year the accepted truth for spaceflight had been that there were no useful goals to reach anymore, no place to get without finding some random Fen settlements or ships. But finally the cold stasis that had taken control of most Earth based space agencies seemed to be over.

In orbit the spaceship Thor Heyerdahl began to accelerate away from the geosynchronous orbit, heading out into space.

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On station fifty kilometers away from Nouveau Paris, the converted airliner A Series Of Unlikely Explanations watched the Heyerdahl accelerating away from the dock. “Heyerdahl, this is Series,” the captain said into the radio. “We see you moving, your acceleration is good. Welcome to space, ladies and gentlemen.”

“Roger that, Series,” Heyerdahl’s commander radioed back. “It’s good to be here.”

“We’ll try and keep you entertained for the trip out,” the captain replied. “Moving to escort position now.” The Series broke orbit and moved to a spot 200 meters off the Heyerdahl’s starboard aft, cameras and sensors recording every motion the hardtech ship made as it boosted along towards Mars.

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The small car of the two reporters was floating in Earth orbit, just a few dozen kilometers from the Heyerdahl.

“Hey, look there! That must be the new toy ESA buzzed about the last months. Oh dear, did they tried to win a ‘most boring looking spacecraft’ contest with this thing ? Cylinder with lots of pipes strapped to all sides ? Maybe they should have built it out of standard cargo containers ?”

“Okay Jeff, calm down... we are here to take pictures, not to criticize the design. So get off your damned lazy ass and deploy the camera drones.”

“Oh, its deploying its pipes... is this the ESA idea how a transformer should look like ? Where are the arms and the beam cannons ?”

“Shut up and keep the camera stream flowing...”

A few minutes passed while the Heyerdahl did its start preparation tests.

“Yes, they finally manage to activate their engine... nice shiny glow at the bottom end... do you think they will begin to move soon ? Maybe its just an engine test.”

“No, no... you see, they are accelerating with nearly 1/7 earth gravity. That’s a great achievement for a hardtech craft.”

“You think so ? *sigh* we could be on Mars, eat a couple of Ninja Burgers for lunch and be back before they left Earth orbit if they don’t go faster... lets see that we get one of the cameras to the back side to get some video before they get away more than a few meters.”

The radio beeped. “Unknown craft, this is VVS ship A Series of Unlikely Explanations. You are advised to stay out from behind the Heyerdahl. This is for your own safety, please acknowledge.”

“Oh come on, we will not damage ESA’s new toy, we just want to get a few more pictures... we keep nearly a kilometer distance between our drone and... … … WHAT THE HELL... IT VAPORIZED OUR CAM!”

“Series calling unknown craft, this won’t help any but... we told you so!”

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The ESA press room was full of reporters for the first time in many years. Cameras flashlights were working overtime when the press speaker of ESA announced the Heyerdahl’s mission. Behind the press speaker was a large picture of the spacecraft with the words “ISV 1: Thor Heyerdahl” above it.

“The Thor Heyerdahl is the first of a series of interplanetary spacecrafts with a second generation ion drive, powered by a helium-3 fusion reactor. The spacecraft and engine were built by ESA partners, the reactor and cooling system was delivered by or partners at JAXA. Both were created without any kind of Handwavium. All parts of the vehicle were assembled at the orbital satellite depot of ESA during the last months. Fully loaded, the Heyerdahl has a mass of 300 metric tons and is capable of accelerating with nearly 0.1 gravos for more than a month. If necessary it can do up to 1g acceleration for a few hours. Our Interplanetary Space Vehicles, or just ISVs, will allow ESA and our partners at JAXA to deliver up to 80 tons of crew and equipment to any point in the solar system within a reasonable amount of time.

The Thor Heyerdahl has left Earth orbit a few hours ago with its crew of seven astronauts and is on its way to Mars. It will dock with Starbase 1 within the next seven days.”

The room became silent instantly while the reporters digested this message. Most of them were used to the idea that the waved spacecrafts of Fen could reach Mars within hours, but an ESA built craft doing it within less than a week ?

“How can your craft reach Mars this quickly ?” one of the reporters demanded.

“The speed of the Thor Heyerdahl was made possible by the combination of the new generation of ion drives built by ESA and the compact fusion reactor and cooling system built by our partners at JAXA. The Thor Heyerdahl carries a few hundred grams of Helium-3, which will give the ship a nearly unlimited range in our solar system, only limited by the life support systems and the reaction mass carried by the ship.”

Another reporter raised his hand. “Why did you built the ship in orbit instead of using your facilities at the Guiana Space Centre ?”

“The Interplanetary Space Vehicles are not designed to be used inside the atmosphere of a planet. Building it within the gravity well of a planet would have made the transport to our orbital depot much more difficult. Neither our Ariane 5 launch system nor ESAs normal freight contractors for surface-orbit delivery can handle this amount of mass easily. Because of this ESA and JAXA decided to built the components on Earth and assemble the ship in orbit.”

“What will happen with the Thor Heyerdahl after it got back from Mars ?”

“The Thor Heyerdahl is the prototype for our coming ISV fleet. It will be brought back to our orbital depot and be checked for at least three months. If we can find no faults or shortcomings, the ship will get a maintenance and will return to duty for the next mission. ESA and JAXA are planning to build at least three other ISVs during the next two years. In addition to this there is a project to build a smaller solar powered craft for usage in Earth orbit, which will enhance our capabilities of fast travel in Earth orbit and to the whole Earth-Moon system.”

“When will your ISVs be able to lift off directly from Earth instead of assembled in orbit ?”

“Unfortunately even the advanced ion drive technology of the ISVs is unable to create enough thrust for leaving Earths gravity field from the ground. Because of this we are talking with the members states of ESA and Japan to get the funds for building a space lift in South America until 2020 or 2025. A space lift should be a cost efficient way to transfer large amounts of cargo between Earth surface and the geosynchronous orbit.”

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Stephen Caldwell was watching the recorded data from the deep space surveillance satellite for the second time. “So they are still accelerating since they started three hours ago without any evidence of problems or overheating ? Prepare a message box with all data we gathered and send it down to the Pentagon with a courier as soon as possible.” Some people back at home would not be happy about a new player joining the game.

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March 29th, 2015.

For days Earth had becoming smaller and smaller and when the time for Heyerdahl came to turn around and begin breaking after three days, Earth had become a small blue dot in the sky. But while Earth had vanished into the background, Mars had been growing quickly. From time to time Fen ships had joined the Heyerdahl’s and Series journey, including a bright yellow bus asking if they wanted to buy some fast food. Unfortunately ESA had not thought about supplying their astronauts with money for the flight, so they politely declined the offer.

But now the ship and its companion was slowly approaching Mars, diving into the traffic around Phobos and Deimos and heading towards the Federation of Planets Starbase 1.

“Starbase 1, this is the ESA Interplanetary Space Vehicle Thor Heyerdahl. We are slowly approaching your orbit and request a vector for docking. Please keep in mind that we are limited to small maneuvering thrusters.”

“Thor Heyerdahl, this is Starbase 1. In the name of the United Federation of Planets I am happy to greet the first human visitors that arrived in Mars orbit without Handwavium. You are cleared for docking point one, we are looking forward to see you all in person.”

The three ESA astronauts looked at each other and grinned.

“I think we are the first ESA astronauts who got a welcome party during out flight” one of them said, “that is one thing I could get used too.”

I heard that there is an upcoming event ... the union of Gir and Patti in wedded bliss... and that Nogi's Ninja's are providing security.
Thing is that's gotten my creative juices going and 'awoken' one of the characters in my head and I would like to write a little snippet - but before I do so I want to get everyone's ok to do so...
One of my Villains (Victor) has heard that Lady Nogi is providing Security for the event and wants to send a present to the event. Another (Danny) wants to attend. Victor will be in Europe when it is on. Why? Because its fun, they can, and it would tweak Lady Nogi's nose. (Besides its what Redsiders do - annoy other Redsiders if they get half the chance, its the 4th most popular sport behind Insulting Lord Recluse)
Without giving everything away, would it be ok to write a snippet or two up involving my characters finding out about said event and making plans? It would be something rather special.
Sorry I'm not explain everything fully now but I'm in a bit of a rush.
Regards
Shader.

The Corporeal Player's Guide and Superiors 1 are now available on e23.

(Reprints, yes, but the likelihood of seeing new material for an old game increases slightly when the reprinted material sell well...)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

You can go look at it if you like, at http://www.accessdenied-rms.net.  However, I can't seem to make the scripts work (probably permissions), and despite what I say on the top page I still can't get a custom 404 page to appear.  I've asked my provider about these, and done some research, but so far no fixes yet.  The commercial webhosting I'm now using runs on IIS, and I don't know thing one about that might affect stuff I would otherwise not give a second thought to under Apache.  Anyone with the experience have any advice for me?  (Yes, I've got the IIS manager ready to install, but it seems to need some kind of console that I can't find, either extant among Win 7's various systems, or online for download.)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Ah yep, according to http://ca.jalopnik.com/5775509/feds-lau ... ine-owners]here everyones' favorite agency the Department of Homeland Security are in the continuing process of tracking down grey-market R32, R33, R34 GTx & GT-R Skylines and seizing them.
Meanwhile the rest of the (RHD) world's car lovers are going 'lol what' and continue freaking about Mitsubishi's pending announcement of no more EVOs.

...to create and maintain armies of sockpuppets on Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites?  As the linked article notes, regardless of the actual (classified) reason, the potential for massive abuse is obvious.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Now this is cool.  A pair of geek lawyers have started a blog called "Law and the Multiverse" in which they seriously consider the legal implications and ramifications of superpowers. 

I found this blog by way of an article about it on the Mother Jones website, which has a fun and interesting interview with the lawyers fielding questions thrown at them regarding everything from Superman and Birthers to the legal status of cannibalism during a zombie apocalypse.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

http://tardisdatabanks.com/post/3618299 ... o-series-5]Doctor Who Series 5 opening credits -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer style.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.