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  "The Dark Knight" meets "Toy Story 2"
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-16-2008, 05:51 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (9)

I kid you not.

-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  [Draft/RFC] The Myths of Fenspace
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-15-2008, 06:51 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (37)

Here's a little something that occurred to me this morning. It's incomplete, partly because I'd like to see what ideas it spurs in the
collective. Let me know what you all think. Warning: mildly preformatted for the wiki.



======Myths of Fenspace======

Although as a civilization Fenspace is, on the normal scale of

things, barely past the sperm-sighting-egg stage, it tends to

move and develop a bit faster than its ground-bound counterparts.

One good example of this would be the body of myth and folklore

that has seemingly exploded into existence starting almost as

soon as the first few fencraft made it off Earth.

Whether any of the following are ''real'' is open to speculation.

But the folklorists who have made it into fenspace or who have

taken up the field of study after arriving here take pains to

remind us that there is almost always a seed of truth at the

center of every myth. And when something as borderline magical as

handwavium is concerned, that seed of truth may well be the size

of a coconut. As the Wizards and Technomages have so clearly

demonstrated time and again, Clarke's Third Law may as well be a

natural Law in Fenspace, and makes it all but impossible to

dismiss any of the tales below as anything more than "unlikely".

However, it does go without saying that no conclusive evidence

of the existence of any of the following has hit the Interwave,

and until it does, they will remain nothing more than fanciful

stories.

===== Berserkers =====

Named for the monstrous robotic planet-killers from the work of

Fred Saberhagen, their Fenspace equivalents are reputedly much

smaller but no less coldblooded and destructive. The least

reliable accounts tell of immense craft that could threaten a

midsized asteroid or the ''Grover's Corner's'', but most who

claim to have seen a berserker describe something substantially

smaller, barely large enough to devour a 'waved 18-wheeler.

There is also, predictably, some disagreement on their number,

with quantities ranging from one to hundreds claimed.

Those who lend credence to reports of berserkers speculate that

they are Boskonian doomsday weapon(s) and worry that they may be

Von Neumann machines, out of their creators' control, or both.

Predictably, Trekkies who believe that berserkers exist call them

"Doomsday Machines".

===== Carmen Miranda's Ghost =====

(Obligatory filk ref)

===== Ghost Ships =====

(A couple flying dutchmen here, complete with ghost crews.

Victims of phasing/cloaking tech gone wrong, or true ghosts?

Mostly began appearing during and after OGJ.)

===== The Good Samaritans =====

(Ghosts of dead astronauts who roam the spaceways helping

those in need. May be the same as the Oxygen Fairy (below).)

===== The Great Bird of the Galaxy/The Great Maker =====

The notional deity of Fenspace, one step above the Overfan.

Not so much worshipped as sworn by (or at), it probably doesn't

actually count as a true myth as an extended cultural running

gag.

===== The Oxygen Fairy =====

Mysterious benefactor of stranded and damaged fencraft, who

extends their faltering life support long enough for them to

be rescued. Originally a tongue-in-cheek supposition, but

after several spectacular rescues, some S&R teams swear it

exists.

===== The Phoenix =====

(Ship + pilot who merged into single being during an uncontrolled

re-entry. Believed to be a carryover from the Julia Ecklar folk

song, but numerous witnesses have claimed to have encountered the

Phoenix. Others point to Wave Convoy to indicate that it's at

least ''possible.'')
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Obama Campaign Charged with Credit Fraud
Posted by: ECSNorway - 10-15-2008, 06:09 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (13)

Quote:NORTH KANSAS CITY, MO.


 -- 


A North Kansas City couple has been left scratching their heads after they became the victims of a political scam.
Steve
and Rachel Larman say a strange credit card charge appeared on their
statement this month -- a $2300 donation to Barack Obama's presidential
campaign. The Larman's say they don't want this to be about their
political affiliation, but they say they're not about to give the Obama
campaign any help from their pocketbook.
They said they notified Chase, their credit card bank, to report the fraud.
"(They) 
said that they had seen-they were familiar with this," said Steve
Larman. "It was fraud, they believe through telemarketing but they were
going to be doing some more investigations."
The Larman's don't
want their politics to enter into what is essentially just a fraudulent
charge. But they say that the charge involves the Obama campaign adds
insult to injury for the registered Republicans.
"They (Chase)
kept on asking me 'are you sure you wouldn't have gone to a site in
support of Obama'," said Rachel Larman. "And I repeatedly said 'Im
voting for McCain - I would not be going to an Obama site'."
Chase
dropped the charge from the Larman's card. The couple is thankful that
they caught the charge on the card, but worried that others may not see
that type of fraud on their own credit cards before it's too late.
"You
always get emails saying be on the lookout," said Rachel. "So I just
wanted to get the word out, that there's someone out there perpetrating
this against people, and to pay attention."
The Obama campaign said they were aware of the Larman's story, but did not have any comment.
From Kansas City Fox Affiliate
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

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  Update on Tales of the Legendary Five (Warning possible NSFW - contains Jackie)
Posted by: Rev Dark - 10-15-2008, 01:29 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

I have been dealing with rendering block on the latest issue - more the story than anything else. Today I had an epiphany, which descended from the skies
with the majestic grace of a shovel to the back of the head and a medium sized stomping.

Halloween. Check

Villains. Check

Protagonists... Eva - Check, Jackie - Check, Gil - Check, Alistair - Check (They even have matching costumes.) - Morgan - check.

I needed another.

Halloween.

Candy.

Fae Wree Tale!

And here she is

(Edit - Whoaaah! What happened to Jackie's waist there....)

[Image: de7163119702885c3982fd3c393378df9c205064.jpg]

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  Castle on i13 PvP Power Changes
Posted by: Evil Midnight Lurker - 10-14-2008, 10:13 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (32)

People with more CoX Fu than I will have to
judge this...

--Sam

"Bad man... hit dog... with STREET!"

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  That OTHER MMO
Posted by: Foxboy - 10-14-2008, 06:36 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

To clear my BLAHs I've taken a mini vacation to Azeroth.
You'll find me occasionally on WoW's Alleria realmserver as:
Morsa, Troll Shaman -36
Vanomiel, Night Elf Druid -21
Rusci, Blood Elf Mage -17
Sathariel, Draenei Warrior -15
Dhorrim or Dhorrin [I forgot the spelling q.q] Dwarf Hunter -8
Mordalys, Forsaken Warlock -5
Sorrell, Human Rogue -4
Morsa and Vanomiel can also occasionally be found in the Arathi Basin PVP battleground. Come get your easy kills versus someone with LOLNOOB gear!
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

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  It's Voting Day!
Posted by: robkelk - 10-14-2008, 02:44 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (5)

In Canada, at least. Don't forget to take the postcard that Elections Canada sent you to the poll, along with photo ID and proof of residence (a

bill with your name on it will work for the latter).

And vote for the party you really want in power, because each and every vote a party gets gives them more federal money for the next election. "Strategic

voting" sends that money to some other party - is that really what you want?

Edit: Just got back from voting - a driver's licence counts as both photo-ID and proof of residence.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  MySpore links - the head people of Potatolon IV
Posted by: Wiregeek - 10-14-2008, 10:40 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (4)

http://www.spore.com/spor...dia#qry=sast-500148211889

http://www.spore.com/spor...dia#qry=sast-500148214477

http://www.spore.com/spor...dia#qry=sast-500148218416
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

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  Useful Nifty Empath Binds
Posted by: Sofaspud - 10-14-2008, 10:19 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

(by request)

I could go into a lot of detail, but suffice it to say I didn't come up with these on my own, I shamelessly stole them a long time ago from the boards.
And I finded the link. So, here you go.

Empath Bind Guide

And Ops? Pay special attention to the bit after the file setup. "target_friend_next" is something I think you were asking for.

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

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  COSPLAY THAT TIME FORGOT
Posted by: Elsa Bibat - 10-14-2008, 06:33 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

Oh, yeah, let's step back into the 80s and the 90s:

http://letsanime.blogspot.com

Gods, I'm old.

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