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I happened to hear one of the songs used in 'The One' (You know, that movie starring Jet Li vs. Jet Li?) on the radio while driving to class tonight, and thinking of it led to thinking of how they could possibly do a sequel to it, and from there to how bad all the fanfic I've seen based on it was, and thence to who might be able to do it right... which generated the following idea.
It's fifteen or twenty years after the events of The One, and we open on someone - a son maybe? - confronting him as to why he doesn't seem to age, never gets sick, etc. Li looks contemplative for a few seconds, but before he can say more than 'Well..." he gets interrupted by a wormhole transit dropping someone in front of him - the interdimensional police dude from the first movie (also visibly older, but not so much - one of the lines in the first movie suggests he also had to or accidentally killed one of his alternates) who's now the HNIC. He tells Li that he has two problems, and he's hoping Li will be willing to solvew hewm for him. It seems that a few hours before, someone else succeeded where Wu Law failed, and became a walking god, now wreaking havoc across the worlds. At the same time, Wu Law has taken over the prison world he was sent to and is in the process of taking over the last garrison - with wormhole eqiupment - as they speak. Figuring that a balance of men-made-gods is better than a single evil one, and that if Wu gets at the teleporter he's just going to come for Li anyway, Detective Dude wants Li to go there and enhume Wu, or at least break up his organisation.
Where Doug fits in would probably be on the prison world, having connected to the wormhole network with his arrival gate just in time to be one of the defenders, and the only one with a prayer of holding off Wu Law directly. He's been doing just that, and is dead beat as we first see him, sore, battered, and having already used most of his better combat songs during the three previous times Wu has attacked that day.
Um. I dunno from there. The song ended, and I got to class.
- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

From another thread:

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I don't recall anything from the write-ups of how Doug's powers work about this, but does sticking his fingers in his ears and repeatedly chanting "I'm Not Listening" at the top of his voice do him any good? [grin]

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Just like this subject says.
Are you going to follow up on your plan to go straight to DW5, as you said you would in the Kodocha thread or, because AMG *might* (and I rather doubt it) be still continuing, are you moving on to the Eva walk?
-murmur

Greetings, folks!
I'm Zack Seaholm, a long time (ten years now) fanfic reader.
I got my start in reading anime fanfic when I stumbled upon an interesting story called Undocumented Features while I was trolling the Internet for anime information. I had just recently discovered anime after a long weekend of watching Project A-ko over and over and over.
I'm not really sure when I first read Drunkard's Walk. Reading all that fanfiction out there messes with your head after a while. (: What I do know is that after I read it, I bookmarked Bob's site and kept occasional tabs on it.
I've been lurking in the forums since Bob put it up. I only just registered because I had info for him and had something to say. I'm not a real 'chatty' person at first, but if I become accustomed to a place that can change.
So I'll be around, even if I don't post. If I have something I feel contributes to the forum, I will.
Until next time!
Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.
"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy
Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.

"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy

Just to pass it along. The the World of the Valiants link in The Secret World of I.S.T. is broken.

Shawn Earl

...that I added a dozen or so new subtitles last week to the collection rotated on the DW main page.
Just in case no one's noticed.


-- Bob
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"Flan on!" -- The battlecry of the Human Dessert

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
and wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
'Cause I'm showin' up all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin',
Slap you on the back and say
Please....please....
Tryin' to make some sense of it all,
But I can see there is no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin',
Slap you on the back and say
Please....please....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
and wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
-- Stealers Wheel, Stuck In The Middle With You

-- Bob
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"Flan on!" -- The battlecry of the Human Dessert

Just two songs that might have curious effects for Doug.
I'm still looking for the lyrics, but I already have mp3's of each one.
"I'm Falling" - The Comsat Angels
"Number One" - Chaz Jankel
Both songs are from the movie "Real Genius", and are pretty gripping. "Number One" being VERY powerful, which you might remember if you can recall the scene in the movie where it was used.
Ed Becerra
Picard always drank tea.
Kirk always drank coffee.
Any questions?

Just to let you all know well ahead of time: Because of the contents and structure of the final installment of DW2, there will almost certainly be a dearth of scenes innocuous enough to be used as teasers. If I do end up writing something suitable, I'll probably post it, but I don't think it's likely. Sorry...


-- Bob
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"Flan on!" -- The battlecry of the Human Dessert