My normal behavior is to read what new posts/threads I care to, and then click the "mark forum as read" link to catch the posts/threads I didn't read.
Today that click got me a Not Authorized message on an otherwise blank screen.
So, I came to this forum to notes this weird behavior, and found it full of unread messages from 2002 and 2003!
Huh?

I'll Be Watching You - Sting & The Police
**Suggested Power: Complete sensory surveilance on a single (female) individual.
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Since youve gone, Ive been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
(Ill be watching you)
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
(Ill be watching you)
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
(Ill be watching you)
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
(Ill be watching you)
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)
--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

Here's a few worlds that Doug might have some problems with.
Guyver, after Sho gets the Gigantis upgrade.
Sho really needs someone to talk to.

Super Dimension Century Orguss.
Can Doug handle a world that has dimensional problems?

The Realm of Dungeons and Dragons(Booby, Hank, Sheila, Diana, Presto, Eric, Uni)
The Mega-Man cartoon. Maybe do something about the extreme male chauvinistc tendencies of the cast.
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Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

Lisatook a moment to study the girl at her side, only to discoverJennifer doing the same. They exchanged looks for a fewmoments."So..." the journalist finally began."So..." the child-boomer echoed.There was a pause, just long enough for Lisa to start fidgeting."I'm sorry about what I said in there. About them deliveringyou to... well, you know," she murmured.Jennifer watched her with large, solemn eyes. "It's okay. You hadn't even noticed that I was in the room, and even if you had, you couldn't know that I was the sexaroid."Lisa winced. "Still, I'm sorry."Jennifer nodded. "Apology accepted." Then her entire demeanor changed, shifting almost visibly from miniature adult to genuine child. "You know," she said almost breathlessly, "I met Grampa Raven, an' I got to talk to Leon, who's gonna be my daddy, an' they warned me 'bout Uncle Mackie, an' of course I know what *they* do, but nobody told me 'bout *you*."Caught off-balance by the complete transformation of Jennifer's manner, Lisa stared for a moment and then laughed. "Well, I'm the Sabers' archivist.""You're like their librarian?" The girl's eyes were wide but filled with a knowing playfulness. Lisa nodded. "Sort of. I make permanent records out of the information in their mission recorders, so they can study them later." She led the girl out the door and into the hall, pausing only to flip the ready room light switch with her free hand. "Is that hard?""Not really." Lisa's voice continued to echo back up the hallway as the pair went deeper into the headquarters complex behind Raven's Garage. The overhead lights cast long shadows back behind them into the ready room. "I also try to get unbiased stories about them into the newspages. That'sharder.""Really?""You better believe it."
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

...in his long and twisted path to get back to the Maggie
Billy Ocean, When the going gets tough.
When the going gets tough
The tough get going, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh
When the going gets tough, the tough get ready
Yeah, ooooh, du da do da
I got something to tell you
I got something to say
I'm gonna put this dream in motion
Never let nothing stand in my way
When the going gets touch
The tough get going
I'm gonna get myself 'cross the river
That's the price I'm willing to pay
I'm gonna make you stand and deliver
And give me love in the old-fashion way
Woooh
Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll do anything
Ooh, can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do
Ooh, wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you, oooh
When the going gets tough
The tough get going
When the going gets rough
The tough get rough
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooooh baby
I'm gonna buy me a one-way ticket
Nothin's gonna hold me back
Your love's like a slow train coming (slow train coming)
And I feel it coming down the track (woh)
Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll do anything
Ooh (ooh) can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do
Ooh, (ooh) wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you (ooh)
'Cos when the going gets tough
The tough get going
When the going gets rough
The tough get rough
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Darlin', I'll climb any mountain
Darlin', I'll swim any sea
Darlin', I'll reach for the heaven
Darlin', with you lovin' me
Oooh (oooh)
Oooh, can I touch you (can I touch you)
And do the things that lovers do (can I touch you)
Oooh, wanna hold you (wanna hold you)
I gotta get it through to you
When the going gets tough
Going gets tough
Going gets rough
Going gets rough...
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

Sorry, I happened to be watching a DBZ ep for some reason today, and I was struck by this.
We've established that Doug in a DBZ universe is bad. Well, maybe this could help him out on the powerscale:
"Everything you can do I can do better" - yes, the classic music number.
Come on, it's should be DBZ's THEME MUSIC.
--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

Sorry,Bob ,but what,exactly did you update on th Drunkard's Walk main page?

On the main DW-forums page, the General DW Chatter forum is listed as having been at 8:19 AM, 12/29/03. When I follow the link, though, the most recent comment listed is one of Skitz's in the "A Bit of Warrior's History" thread, from 12/23/03. Was there a post which has been deleted, or is something more mysterious going wrong?

The wind blows hard against this mountainside
Across the sea into my soul
It reaches into where I cannot hide
Setting my feet upon the road
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light
When I was young I thought of growing old
Of what my life would mean to me
Would I have followed down my chosen road
Or only wished what I could be
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light
-- Mr. Mister, Kyrie
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Weird Al's "everything you know is wrong" as a meta-song. Where "I'll play for you" targets the song effects, "everything you know is wrong" would INVERT the song effects. Seeing as it has the lyrics "Black is white, up is down, and short is long." With "hazy shade bangles" he could get fire powers. I don't think it would be wise to use it with "I'm alive" though...