What if Doug did "I'll play for you" and then targeted a backfire at an opponent?

okay I was hit by an idea. It might not be a good one but...
okay since the AMG step has already been plotted out as an 'official' step and Bob has been thinking of putting Doug in a world like Love Hina, why not combine the two universes?
since the timeline is almost around the same time period. the times match enough... or has the AMG step already been set in stone?
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

After watching the current version of Peter Pan now out in the movies, I wondering what Doug would do if he found himself in Never Never Land.

Shawn Earl

The Lighthouse's Tale
By: Nickel Creek
I am a lighthouse, worn by the weather and the waves.
I keep my lamp lit, to warn the sailors on their way.
I'll tell a story, paint you a picture from my past.
I was so happy, but joy in this life seldom lasts.
I had a keeper, he helped me warn the ships at sea.
We had grown closer, 'till his joy meant everything to me.
And he was to marry, a girl who shone with beauty and light.
And they loved each other, and with me watched the sunsets into night.
Chorus:
And the waves crashing around me, the sand slips out to sea.
And the winds that blow remind me, of what has been, and what can never be.
She'd had to leave us, my keeper he prayed for a safe return.
But when the night came, the weather to a raging storm had turned.
He watched her ship fight, but in vain against the wild and terrible wave.
In me so helpless, as dashed against the rock she met her end.
Chorus
Then on the next day, my keeper found her washed up on the SHORE.
He kissed her cold face, that they'd be together soon he'd swore.
I saw him crying, watched as he buried her in the sand.
And then he climbed my tower, and off of the edge of me he ran.
Chorus
I am a lighthouse, worn by the weather and the waves.
And though I am empty, I still warn the sailors on their way.

This looks like a good song for Doug to discover the history of a building.Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.
"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy
Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.

"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy

If Doug ever needs a sword, this might provide one.
Broadsword - Jethro Tull
I see a dark sail on the horizon set under a black
cloud that hides the sun.
Bring me my broadsword and clear understanding.
Bring me my cross of gold as a talisman.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bring me my broadsword and clear understanding.
Bring me my cross of gold as a talisman.
Bless with a hard heart those who surround me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind. Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
Or maybe this one
Kingsword - Heather Dale
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand in its scabbard of granite
The quicksilver forged in the pools of the sky
A rumor explained by the one who began it
A boy's hand will grasp it, a man's raise it high
Son of the dragon, of night and the slaughter
Whose wisdom his unshaven youth will belie
Will wake from her slumber the lake's only daughter
To answer the calling she cannot deny
The kingsword will stand in its scabbard of granite
The quicksilver forged in the pools of the sky
A rumor explained by the one who began it
A boy's hand will grasp it, a man's raise it high
Wrought by a queen for the hand of the chosen
From fish scales and currents and winter's reply
Brought from the deep by a prophet who knows
In the arms of the water again it will lie
The kingsword will stand in its scabbard of granite
The quicksilver forged in the pools of the sky
A rumor explained by the one who began it
A boy's hand will grasp it, a man's raise it high
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand
The kingsword will stand in its scabbard of granite
The quicksilver forged in the pools of the sky
A rumor explained by the one who began it
A boy's hand will grasp it, a man's raise it high

Crashing Down - Heather Dale
You must be getting pretty tied
Of the man who once inspired you
Going back on what he asked you to believe
All the promises of power form his glittering ivory tower
Where's the height he once told you, you'd achieve
Those other men believe what you and I will never see
But I say why believe in place of proof
Let those other keep on praying
You know I'm only saying
What the other are afraid might be the truth
Well they say nothing grows until the oak has hit the ground
So let's clear the way my boys
And let the giant come crashing down
Where are all the things you fought for
All the dreams you shed your blood for
Are they shabby now and fraying at the seams
Was this your boyhood vision,
To endure the world's derision
While the culprit sits and laughs behind the scenes
Well they say nothing grows
Until the oak has hit the ground
So let's clear the way my boys
And let the giant come crashing down
um de le di
um de le di
um de le di
um de le di
Let us cleanse this farce with fire
Strike the fool who leads the liar
Let it all come crumbling down
Like the firebird from the ashes
We will rise to lead the masses
The strongest will emerge to wear the crown
Well they say nothing grows
Until the oak has hit the ground
So let's clear the way my boys
And let the giant come crashing down
Let's clear the way my boys
And let the giant come crashing down

Riot

what, if anything, does 'Sympathy for the Devil' do for Doug, if it doesn't summon Akio Ohtori?

--- Kokuten Daysleeper, Retired Epicced Officered DorfWire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

just curious.... what happens the second time Doug plays a 'backfire' song? does it blow up in his face again? does it do nothing? does it turn him into a giant chicken?
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Dynamite Explosion, by Fire Bomber.
utai-hajimeta koro no   kodou yusaburu omoi
nazeka itsuka   dokoka ni okiwasurete-ita
NAMANURUi mainichi ni   koko de SAYONARA iu no sa
sou sa daremo   ORE no atsui omoi tomerarenai
Once I start singing the beat rocks my thoughts
Misplaced some time, some place, for some reason
Here I say goodbye to lukewarm everydays
Yes Noone can stop my passionate thoughts
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(3 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(3 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere
owaranai tabi na no sa   ima wo kanjite-itai
motto tsuyoku   hageshiku kokoro muku mama ni
hashiri-tsudzukeru wake ga   kono daichi ni nai no nara
sou sa tooku   ginga no hate made tobi-tsudzukeyou
It's an endless journey I wanna feel the moment
While looking forward to a stronger fiercer heart
If the reason to keep running be not on this earth
Yes Let's fly even to the ends of the faraway galaxies
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(3 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(3 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere
shinji-tsudzukereba
tadoritsuku hazu sa   Oh!
If you believe
you can reach it   Oh!
utai-hajimeta koro no   yume wa maboroshi ja nai
sore wo itsuka   dokoka de tashikametai no sa
ikitsuku saki ni nani ga   arou to kamayashinai
sou sa ima ga   ORE no tabidachi no shunkan na no sa
Once I start singing the dream is no longer a vision
I want to make sure of it, some time, some place
I don't care what's there in the place we're headed
Yes Now is the moment of my journey
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(5 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere
Dynamite Dynamite
Dynamite explosion once again
(5 times)
Dynamite Dynamite
Everyday everynight everywhere

This song has two rather obvious possibilities, either as an attack song or a gate song. I leave it to Bob to decide which he'll use.- Aleh, who is currently working on a Ranma fic in which Kunou decides the only way to beat the 'Foul Sorcerer' is to learn his ways... and is currently running around wearing a black helmet and calling himself 'Darth Kunou'.

I decided to start this thread to dump a collection of songs that fit under this category: they actually might have a use, so they don't qualify as songs that Doug should never play, but are not useful enough for their own threads. Some, of course, may qualify as misfires; for most of them, I have suggested powers.
9 Coronas ('99) - John Mammoser (Doug can cast Power Word: Slosh, but also it also effects Doug for the duration)
Salt And Sugar - The Gomers (For the duration of the song, Doug can transmute salt to sugar and vice versa)
Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferr w/ The Cafe Society Quintet (Area of effect: Obliviousness to Sexual Activity)
Alien Love - George McClure (Creates an amorous, attractive
female of obviously alien origin)
What I Like About Booze - DisTurbo (Creates a 'virtual liquor store'; while the song is playing, Doug can purchace any kind of cheap booze, the alcoholic beverage(s) appearing in his hand(s) instantaneously and the money vanishing from his pocket or bank account as he wishes. Prices are standard for the region Doug is currently in)
The Real Dick Cheney - Tom Perri (Allows Doug to see through any disguises or illusions... as long as said disguises or illusions are of Dick Cheney).
- Aleh, who is currently working on a Ranma fic in which Kunou decides the only way to beat the 'Foul Sorcerer' is to learn his ways... and is currently running around wearing a black helmet and calling himself 'Darth Kunou'.

I was at work today and for some reason I got to thinking of the O!MB step. It was all I could do not to snicker aloud when I realized that Doug is probably going to have a very interesting reaction to Chris' whole situation....given his general attitudes to gods up to then.
Doug: You made a wish...by mistake...and got turned into a GOD?!?
Heh. Or something to that effect. Somehow, I think a world where humans can become deities by slips of the tongue would be...worrisome?...to him.
Feinan