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  Malware software sales down because of software piracy
Posted by: robkelk - 08-09-2019, 09:02 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

The Register: They say piracy killed the Amiga. Know what else it's killing? Malware sales. Awww, diddums

tl;dr: People sell software designed to make breaking the law easier, and they're surprised when their clients break the law.

Well, duh. The malware writers knew their clients break the law. What did they expect - honor among thieves?

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  [OOC][PLOT] The Fifth Thread of Planning for Arc 1 - Arrivals
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 08-08-2019, 07:01 AM - Forum: The Attic - Replies (300)

New thread is new.

Old thread is still useful.

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  Launcher Error workaround
Posted by: Terrenceknight - 08-07-2019, 09:15 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

If anyone is currently trying to log onto Homecoming and are getting launcher errors try using this manifest in Teq

http://patch2.homecomingservers.com/manifest.xml

its a backup when the primairy homecoming manifest is down due to outages.

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  Anyone still playing Star Trek Online?
Posted by: classicdrogn - 08-07-2019, 06:17 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (4)

I thought I might give it another go with a slightly stronger computer than last time, in hopes of being built up enough to get into most of the goodies by the time the January ten year anniversary rolls around with whatever events they roll out for it.

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  A little crowdsourcing
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 08-05-2019, 03:36 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VIII: Harry Potter and the Man from Otherearth - Replies (25)

I'm already using "À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)" by Megadeth... but what other songs might be worth trying to snap the leash holding Moaning Myrtle to her bathroom?

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  Just re-read the first half (or so) of "A Fanfic Writer's Guide To Writing"
Posted by: robkelk - 08-05-2019, 02:21 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (7)

Just re-read the first half (or so) of "A Fanfic Writer's Guide To Writing (or, How To Be In The Ten Percent)" since I saw it was linked from the new ATT page about verb tenses. And, as usual, I found myself making comments of varying degrees of usefulness.


Quote:I. GENERAL GUIDELINES
...
2. Acquire writers' references, and consult them as needed.

Expanding on the online tools:
When you search for a single word or short phrase on DuckDuckGo, you will almost always get a definition (usually from Wikipedia) highlighted on the first page of search results.


Quote:4. Get into the *habit* of writing.
...
And it can be heartbreaking to sit
there for hours and look at a blank sheet of paper or an
empty document file, and have *nothing* happen.

Looking at a blank piece of paper for hours doesn't help you write, so stop staring at it! There are techniques for getting past that blank piece of paper; here are two:
* Go look at some paintings in the local art gallery (or, in a pinch, go do some people-watching in a place where that's appropriate, such as a coffee shop, a mall, or a park). Ask yourself what the people you're looking at are thinking about, why they're there, what did they just do before you saw them, and what are they going to do after you leave? If you can come up with a set of answers for those questions for one person, no matter how poorly those answers match reality, then you've just come up with a character. Now go back to that blank piece of paper and tell that character's story - you've already started it by answering those questions.
* Look at something nearby, or on TV or in a video. Ask yourself "what if..." something was different about that thing. What would change in its world if it was different? The answer to that question often forms the core of a new story that you can write.


Quote:6. Proofread and preread.

Do it yourself, or recruit a friend.

*Definitely* recruit a friend. When you proofread, you'll read what you meant to write; somebody else will read what's actually been written.

(How many times has Labster caught me naming Sailor Venus "Minkao" instead of "Minako"? I've lost track.)

I know the last paragraph in that section already says that... but repeating the idea in different words might help drive the point home... and this one is important.


Quote:7. Pick prereaders carefully.
...
self-
nominated prereaders run the risk of being (or turning into)
"yes men" who always respond "it's great!" to any new
material. While good for the ego, this can make it hard for
an author to grow in his skills, or to evaluate his growth.

All The Tropes calls this syndrome "Protection from Editors" - while that page discusses successful, published writers, the consequences it discusses apply to all writers who don't get constructive criticism.


Quote:9. Don't be wedded to your text.

A.k.a. "Kill your darlings".


Quote:12. Know your source material.
...
But almost
everything is on DVD these days, and the subtitles are just a
button-press away on your remote.

Or on streaming services.


Quote:I swear I will hunt down and kill the next
person I find misspelling "Dolores Umbridge" as "Dolorous" or
"Delores".
Hey, I put "Dolorous Umbrage" into a character's speech on purpose! Smile


Quote:II. STUPID WRITER TRICKS
...
xx. Eggcorns and Mondegreens
...
* "For all intensive purposes"

As opposed to "all lethargic purposes," I assume.


Quote:xx. Overusing Favorite Words
...
((Which author always used "sandalwood" for Ukyou's eye color?
Dreiser, among others. Need to doublecheck. Gregg Sharp?

I found one hit in a very fast search:

"Huh?" Ukyou's sandalwood eyes turned to look at him with barely concealed hope.
-- "Nerima, When The Walls Fell", by Tenma


(And somebody go through my works, please. I'm reasonably sure I overuse certain synonyms for "said" when identifying who said what, but I'm not sure which words I overuse.)


Quote:xref "Bathos"
...
A "Love Hina" fic I have been reading at the time I write this
suffers greatly from this -- the narrative voice frequently (read
"excessively to the point of monotony") calls Kitsune "the foxy
lady",

"Fox" is a literal translation of her nickname. It doesn't tell us why she's foxy, though.


Quote:xx. Chapter Size

Despite what Dan Brown does in "The Da Vinci Code" and his other
works, ten paragraphs do *not* a chapter make.

It worked in "Who Censored Roger Rabbit?", but that book was purposefully evoking the feel of comic strips; each chapter was the equivalent of a four-panel strip.


Quote:xx. The Eternal Now
...
((case in point: the cell phone era makes it almost impossible
to put characters in serious jeopardy -- unless the author goes
through hoops to take their cell phones away or strand them far
away from a cell tower.

Or, as is becoming more frequent, make the jeopardy something that cannot be resolved by calling for help. (For example, calling Emergency Services when somebody will die before an ambulance can arrive doesn't resolve the situation.)


Quote:xx. The "Burly Detective" Syndrome
...
Using "the red-haired
> girl" when it should be obvious to the reader that the person speaking is
> girl-type Ranma is so very annoying.

In-universe, well-known idiot Kuno consistently calls girl-type Ranma "pigtailed goddess". Do you want people to think you're as smart as Kuno?


Quote:xx. Special Advice for "Ranma" fiction:
...

* And while we're on the topic: Despite nearly a generation of
fanon, Nerima is *not* a haven of weirdness, known throughout
Tokyo as an open-air lunatic asylum, a mere visit to which is
tantamount to a legal declaration of suicidal intent. Nerima
is in fact a very sedate middle-class area, which Takahashi
(and other mangaka) use as a *contrasting* background for all
the bizarre happenings in their stories.

Wikipedia points out that approximately one-fifth of the population is over 60, and the city has its own English-language newsletter (the Nerima News Azalea). There's also an Japanese Army Japan Ground Self-Defense Force Base in Nerima.

As for using Nerima as a contrasting background, an equivalent would be having somebody who didn't care at all about fashion spend all her time in Shibuya.


Quote:III. CRAFTING FICTION
And that's where I left off.

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  Feeling so... Inadequate?
Posted by: Star Ranger4 - 08-05-2019, 04:21 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (4)

Why?  because I've been watching AMV's based on Bonny Tylers "Holding out for a Hero" and both wanting to make my own, based on my CoH Star Ranger saving, and alternatly... well, won't say saving, but at least pushing back the threats to our tanks (Mags, Terr and Silicon Sabre) using something that looks similar to (CoH:homecoming) in game footage...

But I don't have the mad skillz to do it.

*sigh*

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  Twenty killed by white terrorist in El Paso, TX.
Posted by: SilverFang01 - 08-03-2019, 11:02 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (11)

From the BBC: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49221936

But even during these things, people rise to the call: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man...g-n1039011

My condolences to the families of the victims.

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  Happy International Beer Day!
Posted by: robkelk - 08-02-2019, 07:49 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

Yeah, I didn't know about it, either. But apparently it's been a thing since 2008.

The Register: It's Friday lunchtime on International Beer Day. Bitter hop to it, boss'll be none the weiser

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  Maybe treknobabble isn't so farfetched after all?
Posted by: classicdrogn - 07-31-2019, 12:59 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

Let's see, in this article, we have scientists using a procedure to turn normal photons into Ridburg polaritons, which then condense into quantum entangled photonic molecules... then in the links to other articles offered below, there's twisted light gaining angular momentum through self-torque, nanophotonic structures that enable artificial vision, and a hyperbolic lattice forming an a coplanar waveguide array! Behold the wonders that SCIENCE has wrought!

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