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  The Third Batzulger update thread: Please keep all limbs inside your Handbasket...
Posted by: itsune9tl - 08-05-2016, 09:27 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (299)

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-31836-18 ... cience.htm
There we go!

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  Trump news the second
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 08-05-2016, 05:56 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (300)

And to start up the new thread on Trump, a few images to keep our moods light:
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-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  No more Harry Potter stories from J.K. Rowling
Posted by: robkelk - 08-02-2016, 01:57 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VIII: Harry Potter and the Man from Otherearth - Replies (10)

CBC News: "Harry Potter is done now," confirms J.K. Rowling

Speaking at the premiere of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts One and Two, J.K. Rowling confirmed that the play is the final Harry Potter story.

(Unless she changes her mind, of course.)

So... Bob, the franchise is done; you can start writing this Step now.

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  Someone MUST Write This
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 08-01-2016, 08:00 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (11)

I came across the following on Tumblr this morning:

Quote:myurbandream:
Quote:gotham-mother-of-monsters:
Quote:my problem with the ‘harry becomes lord of 2/3/4/5 ancient noble
houses’ trope is so unbelievably petty because its that fic writers
don’t take it to the potential extreme. like, okay, you wanna make harry
the bossest of bitches i get that, i understand, i have that urge too
from time to time, but c’mon, be a little more creative about it please

so how about a fic where harry goes to gringotts after the fighting
is all over to try to make peace with the goblin nation because this boy
does not need more problems and after much hostility and some
groveling and promises of future payments for damages caused a plucky
goblin lass comes and shuffles harry into her tiny cube office to
discuss the nature of his financial situation

(this is a grave insult among goblins. getting handled by a female,
first of all, because they are supposedly less capable bankers, hello
misogyny among other species, and because they consider anyone who needs
help with his money to be lower than cave scum. harry doesn’t know
about his. and if he did, he wouldn’t care because he does, desperately,
need help)

and plucky goblin lass (who we will call PGL for short) brings out
this MASSIVE tome of parchment and slams it down on her desk. a cloud of
dust rises. harry sneezes and gets a terrible feeling. some of the
parchment is mildewing. the stack is taller than his hand is wide. this can only end badly

PGL tells him that he’ll need to read the entire book to fully comprehend the new scope of his property and harry kind of weakly says “what??”

and it turns out that heyo, when the death eaters swore to follow
voldemort with all their lives and souls and magic in their little
racist hearts they actually swore a modified liege lord oath which also
has the coincidental side effect of ceding all titles (and property
connected to said titles) held to the lord in question too. haha how
funny who knew

and that’s an ongoing thing. so voldemort was the de facto head of
two dozen magical houses at the beginning of the war and he just picked
up more as he gained more followers and he probably could have just
voted himself and his crew into every position of the government and run
the country like that if he cared to do it but voldemort was not about
dat political life. he wanted change and he wanted it now. he wanted to
MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN. so he started
a civil war and just never informed his loyal death eaters of that
little fact because they didn’t need to know.

and you might think that gringotts vaults are tied into bloodlines but they’re really not.
the malfoy family vault belongs to whoever is the current head of the
malfoy family. normally, that’s a malfoy and his malfoy spawn becomes
the next head and so it passes through the family, accumulating
inherited wealth. it was a working system until voldemort got involved
and exploited the ever-living hell out of it.

now this all becomes harry’s problem because it turns out that Right
of Conquest is an actual thing. what was voldemort’s is now his and
voldemort has has the time to accumulate A Metric Fuck Ton of stuff.

also connected to titles are votes in the wizengamot. and whoo boy,
this is where harry’s problem becomes really really really problematic.
because the noble families squabble over those votes like children,
hoarding them and passing them down, occasionally trading them for
advantageous marriages and such, but mostly jealously guarding them like
the politcal gold they are. it’s such a bitterly tight-fisted market
that any one family has ~maybe~ three or  four votes.

and now harry bloody potter has a hundred of the things and a completely unintentional stranglehold on the government. whoops

and then hermione would shotput harry straight into the
wizengamot

against his protests and things would become so hilarious i just

some jerkass attempts to increase his own salary for doing basically nothing

“how about no,” harry and his hundred votes say.

somebody attempts to tighten restrictions on where magical creatures like vampires and werewolves can work

“how about no.” harry crosses his arms. “actually, how about we
repeal those bullshit laws already in place that make it almost
impossible for werewolves to get a job right now, hmmmm? and how about
we put something in place to catch abusive owners of house elves? and
make sure they get paid? and vacation days? and healthcare? actually how
about we get healthcare for EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT T H A T?”

ten generations of purebloods cry out in horror. look upon him ye mighty and despair.

the years after voldemort’s defeat don’t go down in history as The
Golden Era. in fact, thanks to harry bloody potter (and some incessant
nudging by hermione granger), they go down as The Decade of Frankly
Astonishing Strides Toward Equality *cough* enforced by a
semi-plutocracy.

(all thanks to a third tier plot never really explored by a would-be dictator YOU’RE ALL WELCOME)
Omg this is beautiful.

Bless you, plucky goblin lass.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Wild Magical Guessing: All the way to the Banks...
Posted by: Mamorien - 07-30-2016, 05:10 PM - Forum: IST/Supers - Replies (4)

Going over my IST timeline, I noticed that one of the founders of Super Scum's Black Moon Society was a Randall Banks. Now I wonder if Mark Johnson meant him to be a relative of Harvey "Origin looking for a place to happen" Banks, and for Harvey to be a magus himself.

And that, in turn, ties to my notion that, if not for the suppression of the Seeder genes, humanity's superpower would have been magery...

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  This is ... unsettling
Posted by: robkelk - 07-30-2016, 04:04 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (12)

Florida State University: http://news.fsu.edu/Top-Stories/Apollo- ... ted-deaths]Apollo astronauts experiencing higher rates of cardiovascular-related deaths

Apparently (it's difficult to do a proper study with such a small sample), going outside the magnetosphere substantially increases one's risk of developing cardiovascular problems, according to FSU Dean of the College of Human Sciences and Professor Michael Delp.

Let's assume it's accurate. So how does this relate to Fenspace?

Anybody who came Up after proper radiation shielding was available should be fine. Applying handwavium to a ship's or station's hull or a settlement's dome should count as "proper radiation shielding" - but there are probably some First Fen who did a slap-dash job on their handwavium application. Biomods should help, too - but there are a lot of First Fen who never biomodded.

I think it's safe to assume the scientists, engineers, and military veterans would have done a sufficiently thorough job with their handwavium application. That leaves the economists, businessmen, sociologists and humanities majors.

Hmmmmm... I think I now have an in-universe reason why both Tanith Curtis (Serenity I) and Noah Scott withdrew from active SMOFdom after a decade or so in space. They're becoming too ill to remain active.

Thoughts, anyone?
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Another pair of unrelated words for the fanfic writer's guide
Posted by: robkelk - 07-28-2016, 01:38 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

A little something to add to the "those aren't synonyms" list...

According to a radio report this morning (the day after Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention), trending searches on Merriam-Webster include demagogue and demigod.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Looking for editors for the the Poser and Daz Studio Free Resources Wiki
Posted by: robkelk - 07-26-2016, 03:51 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

As the subject says, I'm looking for editors for the http://poserdazfreebies.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page]Poser and Daz Studio Free Resources Wiki. Is anyone interested?

The wiki is an index of free resources for the 3D-artwork programs "Poser" and "Daz Studio". Editing has some distinct steps:

* Find the links to legally-free resources, and add them to the index pages
* Create "description" pages for individual resources, and replace the external link on the index pages with an internal link to the wiki page
* Add categories to the individual pages so that the pages are classified into distinct groups - creator, type of resource, license, and a few catch-all genre or source categories
* Render one or more images of the resource and add it or them to the page for the resource

We have plenty of people who find links - that isn't an issue. It's the other steps that need some help.

Obviously, you can't help with the "render images" part unless you have 3D-art software. The other steps just need some knowledge of how MediaWiki works.

If you want to help, you'll need an account on the wiki - we restricted editing to logged-in users to reduce the chance that somebody would list torrents of copyrighted works (which would really ruin our reputation with the companies that publish Poser and Daz Studio). However, if you have an account on All The Tropes, you already have an account on the freebie wiki.

Pay... well, I can match what you'd get for editing All The Tropes.

If this sounds like fun, I'd love to have your help.

)I could also use some help writing templates ... as soon as I figure out what templates we still need.)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Star Trek Beyond
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 07-24-2016, 06:14 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (6)

Just got back from seeing it. 
My hair is blown back in a straight line, my face is still settling back in to it's normal shape after the G-Forces have almost peeled it off, and my eyes are still streaming tears of unmitigated Star Trek Fan Geek Warp Speed JOYGASM!!! 
GO. SEE. THIS. MOVIE!!!!!!
BTW - the climax is without a doubt - the BEST use of ROCK AND ROLL in ANY Star Trek Movie or show EVER. 
In fact I almost suspect that the creators of this movie were fans of Macross. But it's no Idol Singer - it's BEASTIE BOYS!! 
And Kirk is INTO it. XD
Trust me. It makes sense in context. ^_^

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  Technology Watch: diamond eyes with lasers
Posted by: robkelk - 07-23-2016, 01:44 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ib ... -1.3691187

There's a local-to-me startup that's making bionic eyes out of diamond (well, the casing is diamond) and transmitting visual data to them with lasers instead of cables (which tend to be infection vectors).

Here's hoping they perfect the tech before any of us need it...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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