...http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/27/showbiz/c ... ?hpt=hp_t3]has finally been caught on video.
For those who don't know what I mean, for the past couple decades there have been a slowly-accumulating body of http://www.billmurraystory.com/]"no shit, Bill Murray was there doing/saying/being something crazy/awesome/crazy awesome" stories, usually ending with Murray telling the person recounting the tale that no one would ever believe him.  Now, no doubt a fair number of these are made up, either for the fun of it or as a copycat or both.  Murray himself http://gawker.com/5591356/bill-murray-o ... ban-legend]coyly avoids denying or confirming them.
But this time, someone got it on video.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

From: RADM Thunders, Fleet Admirals Office
RE: Enforced leave of absence

Due to unforseen RL comitments, I am unable to spend any time on STO for the forseeable future.  However,  RADM Sassinak has all the permissions needed to act as Fleet Admiral for the 7th until my return.  i also urge her to appoint an addtional fleet admiral to act as her deputy just in case.

(This applies to CO, and Neverwinter, though I"m not in a position of responsibility in those games.  heck... do we even HAVE a Neverwinter guild???)
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

I woke up at around 3:00-3:30 A.M. on Saturday morning with excruciating pain in my upper right back. I tried to get back to sleep but couldn't, so I went over to my parents' bedroom, where my dad was sleeping. I told him about the pain and he felt around the affected area, but couldn't find any sign of a knot or some other muscle-related problem.

After a fitful night of sleep for me, dad got up and called my mom, who was away on vacation. She did some research and suggested that it could be a kidney stone. When I took my morning leak, I noticed that the pain seemed to subside for some time after that and told dad as such; we soon figured that it must indeed be a kidney stone. When the pain returned we immediately decided to go over to the hospital. Once there they did a blood test and hooked me to an IV (primarily to get some fluid in me so that they could run a urinalysis test); they also put in some morphine and some anti-nausea medicine, though the morphine didn't do much at all with the pain (and it was a somewhat large dosage, to boot!).

They ran a CT scan on me (lying on my back for that was uncomfortable due to the pain), and later had me try to urinate in a cup for the urinalysis test. It took quite some time for enough urine to come out that they could use the sample; it also took a while for my CT scan's results to be processed, as the radiologist also had to deal with the CT scans from three or so trauma patients.

The results came back, and they indicated that there indeed was a small kidney stone. Now, the size of a kidney stone is less important in terms of the amount of pain caused than the shape of the stone, and mine was apparently quite irregular in shape (smooth stones cause much less pain than irregular ones). It was also already dislodging from the kidney and they said that it could be out within the next day or so. They gave me prescriptions for meds that would help with the pain and nausea and help make it easier for the stone to come out.

The doctors noted that kidney stones could bring even the toughest of people to their knees, and after my experience (the first kidney stone that I can recall having) I'd have to agree!

Incidentally, on the night before I'd drunk a rather large glass of iced water after eating some pizza for dinner (pizza tends to make one quite thirsty due to the salt in it), and yet I still ended up suffering from a kidney stone!

So, has anyone else here suffered from kidney stones?

Because, in a real-time world, nobody stays a kid forever, not even Stan Andrews. (The skill-set is a straight-up conversion of what he had at 17; I may work out what his actual skills would be as he moves into middle age, though I'd be thrilled to get suggestions.)

Reverend Chrome [569 points]
ST 30 [200], DX 12 [40], IQ 11 [20], HT 12 [20].
Will 13 [10], Move 5 [-5].
Advantages: Appearance (Handsome) [12], Body of Metal [175], Common Sense [10], DR 22 [110], DR 6 (Metal, -40%) [18], DR 2 (Crushing, -40%) [6], High Pain Threshold [10], Patron (Supertemps, 6) [15], Reputation +2 [10].
Disadvantages: Code of Honor (Hero) [-15], Dependency (metal, weekly) [-20], Duty (Supertemps, 9) [-10], Enemy (various criminal groups, 6) [-15], Honesty (12) [-10], Pacifism (Cannot Harm Innocents) [-10], Sense of Duty (to humanity) [-15].
Quirks: Cannot float; Chews literal nails when angry; Doesn't like being asked what he thinks of heavy metal music; Takes his responsibility to his congregation seriously; Tolerant of others, within reason.
Skills: Area Knowledge (Atlanta)-11 [1], Bicycling-12 [1], Brawling-15 [8], Dancing-13 [2], Diplomacy-10 [2], First Aid-11 [1], Judo-11 [2], Leadership-10 [1], Public Speaking-13 [8], Streetwise-10 [1], Tactics-9 [1].

 

NASA is predicting a brand new meteor shower for tomorrow night, May 23-24.  This is the first time that the Earth has passed through the orbit of Comet 209P, so we don't know exactly how big it will be, but the dust from the last few centuries of the comet are predicted to produce 100-200 meteors per hour at the peak.  It could be nothing, since we're not very good at space weather prediction yet (that stuff is dark, man), or it could be the first of many great shows.
The Camelopardalid Meteor Shower is expected to last from 10:30 pm on May 23 to 7:00 am on May 24 EDT (7:30 to 4:00 am PDT), with the peak viewing time somewhere in the middle (3 EDT/midnight PDT, ±1 hour).  Meteors will appear to originate out of the less known constellation Camelopardalis, between Ursa Major and Andromeda (and lying roughly 10° southish of Polaris, depending on the time of night).
That said, meteors can appear in any section of the sky in a meteor shower.  The best time to view all meteor showers is after midnight, where the Earth faces forward in its orbit, though that effect might be less since the source is so far from the ecliptic.
Either way, get outside, try to find a dark place, and enjoy the show.  Even if it's just stars out there, Mars and Jupiter are both very bright.
More info: http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/ ... alids.html
METEOROLOGIST BRENT LAABS(producing his first forecast not involving hydrometeors)
-- ∇×V

So I have some really old unfinished starts sitting deep into the past of this board, but this opening popped into my head a couple hours ago so I typed this up over my lunch break. Don't have a specific time period selected for it, but late enough that Rhett really ought to have known to exercise more care while trying to wave up an AI in his computer.

Quote:Rhett groaned as he
woke to a sore neck. As well as a sore cheek, sore backside, and sore
he-wasn't-sure-what. I've gotta stop falling asleep
mid-anime binge. Cracking an eye open found his keyboard
sitting right in front of his nose.

"I wondered
when you'd wake up. Can you close the window before I join my monitor
in shorting out?"

"Sho— It
worked! You're awake! I've got an A.I-yaa-yai-why's my voice all
funny?" the curtain blew inwards on a warm breeze carrying a
light mist of rain with it. Adding to the greasy puddle that passed
where his chin had rested to drip in the floor.

Leaping to his feet,
trying to leap to his feet, sent his chair rolling across his room
while he tumbled in his loose clothes barely landing on his hands and
toes. He'd no sooner caught his breath when his toes reported they
were sitting within a cold puddle on the floor. Bouncing shoulder
first off the corner of his desk he finally managed to stand, one fur
covered hand reaching up to hold to the desktop.

Fur covered?

Up
to the desktop?

Holding his hand up
he poked at it with his left hand. Fur. Soft white fur. Sudden
suspicion had him reaching for his face while twisting around to look
at his backside. Suspicions half-confirmed by the odd sensation of
his fingers brushing whiskers that were not from a beard. Spinning
twice clockwise he made a sudden jump counter-clockwise and grabbed
at a black tipped tail.

"Agh! I can't
go to class like this!"

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--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

One possible consequence of the Lun mission to Arcadia.

Quote:"Captains Log, Date: 12/02/2025.

USS Virgil Grissom remains in polar orbit of planet Earth conducting final calibration tests of our modified sensor array. Installation and commision of the array has been completed two days ahead of schedule. Doctors Katsuragi assures me that the modifications will be functional in time for our scheduled survey of Arcadia in two weeks time. "

Captain Lutjens set the PADD down on the armrest of his chair, letting it upload to the ship's master computer. The bridge of the big Gagarin-class ship was closer in feel to the cockpit of he airliners he'd flown in another career - slightly larger with enough space for a couple of extra crewmembers, but still small and snug compared to the spacious Trek ideal.

Beside him, the science specialist, Doctor Katsuragi of the Tsoukalos Institute for Extraterrestrial archeology. Technically an acting Lieutenant, it entitled him to the traditional blue-shirt, while exempting him from the usual starfleet grooming requirements. The Japanese man's hair and beard grew wild, the good Doctor preferring to spend his time preparing for the greatest mission of his life, than on personal grooming.

His head was down, buried in a computer console as his fingers flashed across a touchpad.

Lutjens took the time to survey his ship, operating mostly under the automatic supervision of it's Mind. Pilot and Navigator stations were locked and idle, as was the communications station to his left. The crew were otherwise busy with final preparations. Earth orbit was a safe harbour.

Lutjens became aware of strange emptiness encroaching on his bridge, an absence that defied explanation. He scanned around, taking a few squirming heartbeats to realise that Katsuragi had stopped typing.

"That's funny," said the doctor in that mildly curious tone that heralded all the greatest of scientific discoveries.

"what is?"

System error, Lutjens had already concluded. Instrument failure was the bane of all scientists. Especially prototype instruments. It had to be a malfunction. It just had to be...

"I'm getting a Tannhauser signature, Captain. It's coming from Earth."

The man didn't believe it himself. It couldn't be possible.

"What?" This all but confirmed it as a malfunction. "I thought you'd ironed out all the bugs. Check your gear."

Katsuragi already busied himself at his sensor controls, working at speeds that'd make an android jealous. Lutjens found himself staring out at the blue ocean rolling past above his craft, a thousand possibilities sparking in the back of his mind, even as he braced himself for the disappointment.

"Confirmed," said Katsuragi, placing is palm softly against the side of his head as he drew in a deep, long breath. "Antarctica, about five kilometres South of Mount Markham, on the surface, beneath the ice-sheet." His eyes were wide as he turned to face Lutjens. "It's there Captain. I'm certain of it."

His breath was shaking.

"Another gate..."

Ever the scientist, Lutjens searched for the simplest explanation, and now that equipment failure had been ruled out, that left only one possibility. A gate between Earth and the Moon certainly matched the pattern... maybe intact gates were the exception, rather than the rule.

"I'm not sure..." Answered Katsuragi. "It's just a signature."

Feeling the hand of history weigh down upon his shoulder, fully aware of the certainty that his name would forever be associated with what was, by any accounts, something big and important, something that changed the history of Earth and potentially that of humanity entirely. He said the only thing a ship-Captain could say at a time like that....

"Oh bugger me."

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140419.html]%[link=http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140419.html]http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140419.html]

Yes, I know it says "Kepler-186f." Kepler-186 is 500ly from Sol, and only the Miranda has gone that far Out yet - that we know about. Of course, there's nothing stopping us from ... liberating ... this public-domain image for our own purposes.

So ...

Tell me about this system in Fenspace. If you don't want to go a year's travel one-way to Kepler-186, there are still plenty of http://www.fenspace.net/index.php5?titl ... terstellar]systems within 20ly of Earth that haven't been described in Fenspace terms yet - pick one and go to town.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012