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  Beware Dragon gifts or Possible D&D copyright change
Posted by: hmelton - 01-15-2023, 05:47 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (24)

Finally gave up and just put this here.

Just spent as  long trying to find the right place for this post as it took me to read the article linked below a couple of times, I thought there was a section for copyright, but  didn't find it, so just stuck it in general chatter.


https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/01/be...p-creators


I was over at EFF and came across a report that "Wizards of the Coast" may revoke or change the  OGL or "open gaming license" for Dungeon and Dragons.

This might only be of interest to Bob, but the article in the link above has some good discussion of copyright and fair use in terms of Role Playing Games.

hmelton

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  The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon - Back from the Dead
Posted by: Shepherd - 01-07-2023, 03:47 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

The webcomic The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon has updated after a 2.5 year hiatus:

http://fancyadventures.com/

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  2016-10-01 pm: Weekend Update
Posted by: robkelk - 01-05-2023, 09:30 PM - Forum: Stories - No Replies

October 1, 2016
7:00 pm ET / 6:00 pm CT / 3:00 pm PT



The teleconference app that Washuu had written for everybody connected to the weekly meeting. Rob was the second-last to connect, followed only by Cassiopée. "It looks like everybody's online now. So, what happened while Mako-chan, Rui-chan, and I were out of town this week?" Rob asked, innocently.

After a moment, Brent replied, "I got a new batch of residents in my building. You might know their names: Chiyo-chan, Tomo, Yomi, Sakaki, Kagura, Osaka, and Kaorin."

"Do you want to trade? You'll know my boarders, too: Ranma, Akane, Ukyo ... Soun, Gen...ma, Nabiki, -"

"Hang on a minute, Epsilon," Rob interrupted. "Is anybody else getting a lag on the conference?"

After a moment, Harley answered, "Only from you, Rob."

"Be right back." Rob muted the conference and turned to Kazari. "Why is the network lagging?"

Kazari logged into the firewall and checked the activity logs. After a moment, she looked at Ruiko, who was concentrating on her own laptop in the corner of the building's common room. "Saten-san, do you really need to download files in the common room? We set up your apartment's connection so you can download them faster there."

"Sorry," Ruiko answered. "Do you mind if I let it finish? The download - Asahi Sakurai's new single - is almost done. No, it is done now."

Rob sighed. "Please don't start another download until after we've finished the teleconference. At least not in the common room."

"Okay... Sheesh, you're acting like I did something unusual," she muttered as she plugged her headphones into her laptop and started listening to her downloads.

At the same time, Rob turned back to his laptop and took the conference off mute, to hear Brent offering "I'll take girl Ranma, but you can keep boy Ranma."

"Sorry about that," Rob said to announce his presence. "Problem solved."

"Welcome back. Did anything interesting happen to your group while you were away?"

Rob laughed at Garnett's question. "Does a Predator showing up count as interesting?"

"What? Where?"

"Do we need to scramble?"

"No need, Raven; Sailor Jupiter took care of it. As for where, Brent, two-and-a-half degrees of latitude north of Ottawa, give or take a few minutes."

Nobody said anything for a moment. The silence was finally broken by Harley. "This job isn't as safe as we thought it was."

"Our tenants aren't as safe as we thought they were, either," Bob added.

"I'll ask Washuu-chan to put something together," announced Garnett. "We can't rely on these conference calls any more to stay up to date with what's going on."

"Good idea," Bob agreed.

"Make it something that we can install easily, and Uiharu-kun and I can come help set it up," Rob offered. Kazari waved at the screen at the mention of her name.

"That's kind of you. You're treating us all as good neighbors, even though we're separated in real life."

"Well, sure, why not?" Rob stopped and thought. "Wait a minute. '[[Asahi Sakurai]]'?"

"Who?" asked Brent.

"The singer whose music Rui-chan was downloading, that caused the conference to lag here."

"Oh, right," Bob replied. "You were on mute when I mentioned we got a group of tenants this week, too. How did you know her name?"

"I've seen Comic Party. But that's not important right now. Anybody have anything else that we all need to know?"

There was a moment of silence, then Brent replied, "I think today's Belldandy's birthday."

"Has anybody actually met Belldandy yet?" asked Harley.

"Peg and I have," answered Bob.

"So have I," added Cassiopée.

"How about one of you send her a message, then?" Rob suggested. "Let her know we're thinking of her, too."

"Yes, somebody else do that, please," added Epsilon.

"I'll do it," offered Cassiopée.

"Thanks. Anybody else have anything to add?" After a moment with no replies, Garnett continued, "Then I'll let everyone know when Washuu has something for us. Talk to you next week!"

"Good-bye!"

"Talk to you later!"

"Be seeing you!"

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  2016-10-01 am: Kuroko's Casefile
Posted by: robkelk - 01-05-2023, 09:29 PM - Forum: Stories - Replies (2)

Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
October 1, 2016
7:25am ET


Saturdays weren't school days in Canada. (Not that she was attending school yet.) But bad habits were easy to get into and hard to break, so she got up anyway.

Heading toward the common room, she noticed Konori-sempai knocking on Tsukino-san's door. "If you want breakfast before we go downtown, you'd better get up and dressed soon, Usagi-san!"

That was the other reason she was already up and dressed - they were going to go see another museum today. If they had time, they might see two. Donaldson-san thought it was better than getting a broad overview of Canadian history out of a textbook.

As Konori-sempai kept knocking, Kuroko sighed deeply and rolled her eyes. How was somebody like Tsukino-san supposed to become the ruler of her world?



9:30am ET


Kuroko started to teleport to the parking lot ... then remembered that Donaldson-san didn't like that. They were pretending that they weren't espers.

She used to think it was a silly rule – until she learned that almost everybody on this Earth thought that esper abilities didn't exist.

And then she had learned about how some people without esper abilities could control people who did have them, either by subtle manipulation of their emotions or through more blatant – and painful – means. And some of those people weren't very nice, even compared to the others who would do things like that. The building's internet firewall let through a lot more than she thought Donaldson-san wanted it to let through. (Although she still couldn't get at any of those "Rule 34" images of her and oneesan that a few chat boards assured her existed. Maybe Uiharu-san or Mizuno-san – Kazari or Ami; they were in Canada now, and it seemed like everybody used just given names here – could help her crack that filter. Then she realized that Donaldson-san probably wanted information about things like MKUltra and Stockholm Syndrome to get through the filter, after all.)

She didn't want somebody to force her to use her Teleport – or force oneesan to use her Railgun – to break the law, so she had to make sure nobody saw it in action.

Walking short distances. What a concept. But she was getting used to it.



Ottawa Locks, Rideau Canal, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
October 1, 2016
9:55am ET



"It was noisy up there, but down here it's nice and quiet."

Kuroko had to agree with Saten-san – Ruiko. It was relatively peaceful in the depression around the canal locks. "Why are there so many in a row? Wouldn't a water elevator take less room?"

Donaldson-san nodded. "It would, but they didn't have the raw materials to build one when they were finishing off the Rideau Canal. Thus, they built eight locks in a row."

"Who lives in the castle?"

Donaldson-san smiled at Tsukino-san's question. "Which one? No, that isn't a fair question. That building," he pointed across the canal and up the hill, "is the Chateau Laurier. It's a high-class hotel. And that building," he pointed in the opposite direction and up the other hill, "is one of the Parliament Buildings."

"A government building? Shouldn't the wall be higher? We can see over it, even from down here."

He shook his head. "No, that would make it more difficult for Canadians to visit their seat of government. Do you want to visit Parliament Hill after lunch?"

"Can we?" Tsukino-san was amazed. Kuroko was surprised, too. Next he'd be saying they didn't need to make an appointment to take a tour of the place.

"Sure we can! We might even be able to take a tour of the Centre Block."

Kuroko blinked. She was a teleporter, not a clairvoyant - how did she know that was what Donaldson-san was going to say? Then she realized how she had known – it was the kind of thing that Donaldson-san always said. That was just how Canadians acted, it seemed.

She'd have to get used to that.

"Who lives in that stone house?" asked Uiharu – Kazari.

"That's the museum we're going to visit this morning. Did everybody remember to download the guided tour audio to your phones?"

Kuroko double-checked – she had both the English and Japanese versions ready to play.



10:44am ET


Kuroko was sure that, if she heard another five minutes of this audio, she'd die of boredom.

Then she saw one of the other visitors to the museum fall over.

Everybody stopped the tour. Donaldson-san was the first to act. "Sir, are you all right? Do you need any help?" When he didn't get an answer, he leaned down and listened at the man's mouth. "Oh, shit. Ami!"

Mizuno-san rushed over, already looking at her watch. She touched the man's wrist for a long moment. "No pulse."

"Right. I'm starting compressions, you start breaths. Mii, call 9-1-1. Kuroko! Go to the ticket desk and get the defibrillator, as fast as you can."

Kuroko blinked in surprise, teleported downstairs, and got the ticket clerk's attention. "We need help! Someone's having a heart attack upstairs."

"Oh, dear." The person behind the desk opened a box labelled AED and pulled out the defibrillator and a small bag.

Kuroko took them both and teleported back to Mizuno-san and Donaldson-san – Ami and Rob. "Here."

"Good. Kazari, set it up. 27, 28, 29, 30." He stopped pushing on the man's chest while Ami breathed into his mouth. Seeing her listen then shake her head, he started compressions again. "Kuroko, get this shirt off him, please."

Kuroko knew Rob wasn't going to stop the compressions. She teleported the shirt off the man's chest, then teleported his undershirt off him. Meanwhile, Kazari had the AED pads out of the bag and plugged into the switched-on unit. "Here..."

"Work around us. 27, 28, 29, 30." Ami breathed for the man again, then the AED started its diagnostic process. When the defibrillator announced a shock, everyone got clear ... then Rob started the compressions again after the AED said to continue.

By this point, the museum staff had reached the incident scene. The AED announced a second shock. This time, it worked.

Kuroko smiled and relaxed – and noticed Tsukino-san putting her brooch back in her pocket. Kuroko nodded - that was how somebody like Tsukino-san – Usagi – was supposed to become the ruler of her world.

The paramedics arrived as Ami was making the man comfortable. They and Rob quickly got into a discussion about what had happened.

The museum staff approached Kuroko. "Miss, thank you for acting so quickly; I think you saved this man's life. But how did you get from the front desk to here so quickly?"

"Oh, dear - you noticed. We weren't supposed to let people know about that."

"'We'?"

"Oops."



11:20am ET


The museum's office was crowded. In addition to the manager, Donaldson-san, and all ten of the girls, two men wearing suits and police badges and carrying pistols were standing in the room.

Everyone was standing. The room wasn't that large to begin with.

"Tsukino-san, I'm sorry, but I think we aren't going to have time to visit Parliament Hill today."

One of the police officers raised an eyebrow, then looked at Usagi's hairdo and raised both eyebrows. "'Tsukino'? Sailor Moon?"

Rob blinked, then looked at the officer. "Have I seen you somewhere before?"

"I think I remember you from an anime club showing at Carleton. Who else here stepped out of the screen?"

"You're taking this remarkably well."

"Just eliminating the impossible. So ... no, wait, let me guess – the staff described a teleporter, and this girl has her hair in loose twin tails and is wearing what looks like a cosplay of a Tokiwadai school uniform."

Kuroko smiled her best fake smile. "Kuroko Shirai, at your service."

"Uh-huh. How many of you are from other worlds?"

"It would be faster to ask who isn't," Rob replied. "But before we proceed, I'd like some assurance that this isn't going to become public knowledge."

"Of course not. Who'd believe me?"

"Why are you believing yourself? I don't know why, but everyone I've told about this has accepted the idea without blinking." Rob looked at the other plainclothes officer. "Your partner included."

"I'm not the expert here."

"Nobody's an 'expert' here. We're all taking it in stride. But if it got out that these ten people exist in our world ..."

"They'd have no peace and no private lives," the otaku officer finished. "We won't mention any of this in the official report."

"Thank you."

"However." Everyone waited for him to continue. He sighed, and went on. "However, I'd appreciate having some way to get in touch with you, just in case someone else shows up from some other anime."

Rob smiled. "I was hoping you'd ask that. Shall we trade cellphone numbers?"



5:30pm ET


They had made it to Parliament Hill after all, but too late to take the tour. Simply wandering around the grounds, unescorted and completely unhindered, was enough to amaze Kuroko and Mii and delight Usagi and Ruiko.

"We'll have to come back here later, and take that tour."

Kuroko nodded at Rob's comment. "I'd like that. Has anyone heard from the hospital?"

"Yes, Ami told me that she got a call from them a few minutes ago. They've tracked down his relatives; they're on the way here from Toronto. He wants to see all of us, to thank us properly."

"I was just doing my job ... but I'm not part of Judgment here, am I?"

"Not officially, no, but we do have one friendly contact in the police force now."

"Does that mean Uiharu and I –"

"No. You're still too young. Ask again when you're sixteen... or if the fate of the world is at stake."

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  2016-09-08: Skein of Fools
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 01-04-2023, 09:03 PM - Forum: Stories - No Replies

Nishinomiya, Japan
May 16, 2006 (local date)
10:44 PM (local time)


The observers watched silently from their outside vantage point, surveying the empty city cloaked in starless darkness within the bubble that encapsulated it. For those with the ability to see it properly, the bubble held more than just the city that seemed to fill it – it mapped onto a much larger space-time, one from which the city was drawn.

Someone with the proper range of knowledge and experience might have found a deep and disturbing similarity between its relationship to the larger universe from which it had been spawned, and that of a voodoo doll or other item of sympathetic magic to its linked target. What was done to the one, would be done to the other.

The observers were quite aware of this similarity. Indeed, it was precisely why they were observing it.

That, and its inhabitants.

Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans, not quite fully grown, one male, one female. The rest were not humans, though they were, loosely speaking, humanoid. Towering figures of translucent blue light, they strode through the darkness-enshrouded city and lashed out at it as though disgusted and angered by its very existence. With each blow a building crumbled and its neighbors shuddered; even the very fabric of space-time seemed to strain and crack under their force.

The two humans were watching this from a vantage point which was by no definition of the word safe, although it was safer by comparison to the immediate vicinity of the giants of light. The female was enthralled by the sight of the city's destruction, her eyes wide and her grin wider. The male was agitated and all but panic-stricken.

"She's definitely contributing to the greater problem," one of the observers noted.

"Yes," replied another. "But unlike most of the other affected timelines, we've been able to isolate and insulate this timeline and its parallels."

"Parallels?" Another of the observers spoke up. "How many are we talking about?"

The second sighed. "Too many. But fortunately they're clustered into a tight skein, and we can affect all of them with measures applied to the skein as a whole."

"And they're all evincing this kind of radical disruption?" asked the first.

"Unfortunately, yes. And some of it spilled out of the skein before we sequestered it. In some – most – of them the principal players were poised for displacement." The second observer paused for a moment before continuing. "Shall we let an averaged waveform of the potential displacees collapse into the Refuge timeline?"

"No!" The first observer's vehemence was unexpected, and the others flinched at it. "The last thing we need is a version of her loose there – she'd completely destroy what makes it a safe haven for the others."

"Filter her out of the refugee pattern," a fourth spoke up. "Just let the others through so that we might preserve them, at least."

"That would be pointless," said a fifth observer. "I've just run the scenario through several million simulations. Almost all her variants will inevitably figure out how to come after them and do so, for reasons ranging from ego to loyalty to simple loneliness, and in the process of breaking the quarantine on the skein they will exacerbate the problem beyond our ability to contain."

"And what would happen when a nigh-infinite number of her variants all converge on Refuge, only to find a single set of her companions?" asked the third.

"Thankfully, that's not a problem," the fifth replied. "The simulations show that all those wave functions would also collapse into a single instance upon entry to the timeline."

The third frowned. "And if that instance of her doesn't match the instance of her companions which manifested in Refuge, we're back to the original problem. No, we can't let them enter. It's cruel, but necessary."

The first nodded slowly. "I am inclined to agree. Are there any objections?"

There were none.

"Then let us go," the first said, "and seal the skein behind us."

"It still troubles me to leave them to their fate," the fourth said softly as they walled off the doomed timelines and began their return.

"Fortunately, they are not alone," the first confided. "One of our own has chosen to incarnate in all the timelines of the skein. And he has no small experience with watching over godling children. Suzumiya Haruhi in all her many variations can have no better guide, guard and friend than Kyôn Khryseos."

Skein of Fools
(A ManaChara story)
by Robert M. Schroeck

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  Copyright and the Mouse
Posted by: robkelk - 01-02-2023, 10:28 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (3)

(01-02-2023, 09:36 AM)Bob Schroeck Wrote: Oh yeah, I meant to drop a post on the board that all the Sherlock Holmes stuff is now public domain. Thanks for the link!

Also, I'll note that a year from now, Steamboat Willie is due to go into the public domain, too. In the past, whenever Steamboat Willie has even got a whiff of the public domain Disney has pulled out all the stops and gotten extensions of copyright duration rammed through Congress. It will be interesting to see if they do it again this year.

But that's a topic for another thread, in a different section of the board.

Well, that all depends on whether Congress can be distracted from messing with copyright for a year. And with a split Congress (GOP House, Dem Senate), keeping them distracted should be easier than usual.

Unless the Mouse throws a lot of money at a lot of people. Which they can.

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  2016-09-25: Time in the Woods
Posted by: robkelk - 01-02-2023, 09:14 AM - Forum: Stories - No Replies

Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
September 25th, 2016
7:55am ET



Makoto was worried. She'd noticed Misaka-san looking at her, appraising her the way that she would appraise a potential opponent in a martial arts match.

She didn't want to fight her housemate. She had barely finished unpacking her new clothes and kitchenware. And it had barely been a week (in her personal timeline) since Usagi had undone what Galaxia had done to her. She was still tired.

They were all tired.

Maybe the others could suggest something.



8:20am ET


"... and I don't think I could give you a decent match right now, Misaka-san."

"I can wait," Mikoto replied. "It wouldn't be a good match if you weren't at your best."

Rob hadn't expected this to be the topic of conversation over breakfast, but he wasn't surprised. "Let's not push anybody into a fight that they don't want to take part in."

Makoto noticed Mikoto's expression at Rob's comment. "Oh, we could spar sometime later, but not just now."

Rob raised an eyebrow. "You're sure? I got the feeling that you didn't want to fight."

"Sparring isn't fighting. It's testing yourself against a worthy opponent."

"I can work with that," said Mikoto. "I'd rather have a real fight, though."

Rob shook his head. "I'd rather not need to take either of you to the hospital."

"Why not?"

"Because people aren't supposed to know we have powers, oneesan."

Rob nodded. "I would have been more diplomatic that Shirai-san, but that's the gist of it. This world is not used to dealing with people who have paranormal or superhuman abilities, and that means the doctors here have no idea how to help anybody in this room other than Rui-chan or myself. Worse, they might think they're curing you of an illness while they take your abilities away."

Makoto sighed. "So we'll have to wait for a while before I'm back to my full strength. It's too bad there isn't a large stand of old trees around here; I could have transformed to Sailor Jupiter and let the wood share its strength with me for a few days."

Rob smiled. "That I can help you with. We're only a few hours' drive from some old-growth boreal forest, and I do own a car."

"Oh?" Makoto looked hopeful, then sighed. "But I can't ask you to leave everyone else here and take just me to the forest."

Rei added, "And I wouldn't let you take Makoto without an escort."

Rob nodded. "A sensible precaution, Hino-san, even though she could easily defeat me in a fair fight. Who else wants to get out of the city for a few days?"

Mii shook her head. "I have to stay here in case the scholarship board calls."

Ami added, "And I have my own scholarship application to be available for."

"Forests don't have wi-fi," was Kazari's comment.

"Or malls," added Minako.

"I'm still too tired to go anywhere right now," Usagi said.

"Somebody needs to protect Usagi while Makoto's away," Rei stated with conviction.

Mikoto frowned. "I'd rather study Canadian history for the high-school placement test."

"If oneesan isn't going, then neither am I," Kuroko quickly added.

Makoto looked at Ruiko, hoping against hope.

Ruiko noticed the look in Makoto's eyes. "Sure, why not? It sounds like fun."

Rob nodded. "All right - one road trip, three people ... how many days?"

Makoto thought for a moment. "If I could stay in the forest for three days, I should be back to normal."

"Five days, then - it'll take over half a day for the trip, each way. Today we go shopping."

Minako grinned. "I like shopping."

"Shopping for warm, comfortable, unflattering, concealing clothing that will protect us from the mosquitoes and black flies."

Minako frowned. "Not that kind of shopping."

"We also need to get camping gear and supplies."

Makoto quickly interrupted Rob. "Oh, we can stay at an inn, if there's one nearby."

"Oh! I thought 'three days' included the two nights in between. If it doesn't, then that makes things easier. We'll still need the comfortable clothing, but we don't need the camping gear. Pack one suitcase each, ladies." Rob thought for a moment. "And we'll have access to a small-town mall and small-town wi-fi."

"That's nice," replied Minako and Kazari, almost in unison and with absolutely no enthusiasm.



September 26th, 2016
8:45am ET



Ruiko looked annoyed. "You asked us to pack one bag each, but you're bringing four."

"This one's my laptop," replied Rob as he put his second bag into the trunk. "We're going to want to be able to let everybody know we're safe. And this one's my camera gear." After stowing the camera bag, he then lifted the largest of his bags. "And this one is our emergency kit - water, food, spare batteries for the phones, a first-aid kit ..."

Makoto nodded. "Everything we hope we won't need but should take anyway."

"Exactly. And it sits here, where we can get at it quickly in an emergency." Rob checked that all of the luggage was secure, then closed the trunk lid. "Okay, ladies, who gets to see out the front window, and who gets to be chauffeured in the back seat?"

One round of jan-ken-pon later, Makoto sat down in the car's front passenger seat and Ruiko sat down behind her. Rob handed Mii the keys to the office, the mailbox, the common room, the laundry room, and the mechanical room. "If you need me, call."

"It's only one week."

"One week in a building that's still new to you." Rob then handed Mii a sealed envelope. "And that's what you'll need to reach Washuu-chan, just in case something happens to us."

"Why is it sealed?"

Rob grinned. "I know you can read the instructions without opening the envelope, but you'll need the computer memory card that's in there as well. It's sealed so that the contents stay together."

"That makes sense. Don't forget the souvenirs."

"Thanks for reminding me."



Elsewhere
Same Time



It wasn't the Earth that they had visited in the past, but it was remarkably similar.

In order to determine whether this Earth held any surprises, they decided to allow one of their number to proceed - in a relatively out-of-the-way part of the planet, and with full surveillance.



Highway 417, outside of Arnprior, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
9:55am ET



"You must have a lot of money."

Rob raised an eyebrow. "What brought that on?" he asked Ruiko.

"Your country, I mean. You have a four-lane freeway all the way out here where there aren't any large cities."

"Oh, that. First, there's a matter of national pride involved - this is the Trans-Canada Highway. Second..." - he pointed to the "lane ends in 500m" sign - "...this is as far as the four-lane road goes. From here until North Bay, the highway is two lanes with the occasional passing lane."



Highway 17, outside of Petawawa, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
10:50am ET



"Did we just pass a military vehicle?" Ruiko looked nervous.

Rob nodded. "If we turn off the highway here, we could visit Canada Forces Base Petawawa. That's a training base for newly-enlisted soldiers."

"I don't like fighting."

"Soldiers do a lot more than just fight, Rui-chan."

"I know. But ..."

Makoto turned her head to look at Ruiko. "Did something happen to you and your friends?"

"No, but things were starting to get tense around the world just before we teleported to this world."

And that told Rob that the Avignon arc in A Certain Magical Index took place after his residents' appearance on his doorstep. "I wasn't planning on stopping here anyway," he said as he mentally deleted 'visit the military museum in Cobalt' from his keep-Ruiko-amused list.

Everyone was quiet for a few minutes.

"Ojisan..."

"Yes, Rui-chan?"

"Are we there yet?"



Elsewhere
Same Time



He decided to start some days' travel north of the army base, just to get the lay of the land.

Reading the sign, he wondered what a "Rouyn-Noranda" was. Better to avoid it altogether.



Highway 17, Mattawa, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
12:10pm ET



"This is a nice little inn, but it's right on the highway. And there's a railway track right beside the building."

Rob raised an eyebrow as he parked the car, then realized what Makoto was thinking. "Oh, we aren't staying here. This is just a break for lunch and to stretch our legs. We still have a few hours driving ahead of us."

Ruiko looked up from the map. "We're almost at North Bay, and the map says it's much larger than Mattawa. Why stop here for lunch instead of there?"

"Because this is where I always stop. An intercity truck driver recommended this restaurant to me."

"I don't see any place around here for trucks to park."

"There isn't one. And he still comes here for lunch when he comes through Mattawa. That's how good this place is."



Highway 11, North Bay, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
1:35pm ET



From the back seat, Makoto noticed an extra lane in the highway, going the other way. "Oh, look! A runaway truck ramp!"

"Yep. It's the only one in the Ontario highway system."

"What kind of people get excited by that?" Ruiko asked.

"It's not that, it just reminds me of the roads in Japan."



Highway 11, outside of North Bay, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
1:45pm ET



"Wow. There's this kind of forest this close to a city in Canada."

Rob heard the awe in Makoto's voice. "If you think this is good, wait another quarter-hour."



Highway 11, Temagami, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
2:50pm ET



"Are we there yet?"

Rob smiled at Ruiko's question. "Not quite - we've got a bit more than a half-hour to go."

"If this was Japan," Makoto said, "we could have driven from Tokyo to Hiroshima by now."

"I think I already mentioned Canada has a lot of geography."

"I didn't expect this much!"



New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
3:35pm ET



"Here we are!"

"That's our hotel? It doesn't look like much."

"Wait until you see what's behind it."



3:45pm ET


"Oh, wow."

"That's a lot of water."

"That is Lake Temiskaming - it isn't the headwaters of the Ottawa River, but it is one of the larger bodies of water in the river."

"Can we swim in it?"

"There's a public beach a couple of hundred meters over there," Rob pointed. "But it might be too cold for swimming at this time of year."



4:40pm ET


"Is there anything else we forgot?" Rob asked, slightly annoyed.

Makoto and Ruiko looked at each other. Makoto spoke first. "We didn't forget anything, Donaldson-san."

"Do you really need a razor for a three-day trip, ojisan?" Ruiko added.

"Yes, I do. I need to look my best for my next stop."

The girls exchanged a glance, then smiled. "Is there somebody special here that you're going to see?" Ruiko asked.

Rob whispered his reply. "My family's grave is here."

The girls stopped smiling. "Let's get you a razor, then," said Makoto, just as quietly.



11:25pm ET


The girls were talking and giggling in their room, and had progressed to calling each other "Rui-chan" and "Mako-chan."

Rob was fast asleep in his room next door.



September 27th, 2016
8:15am ET



"This looks something like the common room in our place back in Ottawa," Makoto said as she sat down with two slices of toast. "It's not as big, though."

Ruiko frowned. "There's no rice."

"It's a Continental breakfast, or what passes for one in Canada. No rice."

"No rice, no life."

"I thought Uiharu-san was the member of your group who ate a lot of rice."

"She eats more rice than I do, but it's the principle of the thing!"

"We can get you a pouch of microwave rice at the grocery store, if you want."

Ruiko shuddered. "I'll have toast."

"If you want any juice for later, get it now and put it in your room's fridge," said Rob as he did just that, also grabbing a single-serve yogurt and a plastic spoon. "The breakfast room doesn't stay open all day, and we have to drop off Kino-san at my uncle's property in a half-hour."

Makoto picked up an apple on her way out. "Oh, call me Mako-chan. Everybody else does."



Elsewhere
Same Time



So far, he had not made contact with any of the Earthlings - according to plan. He finished eating a field ration, gathered his garbage, and proceeded to start his day's walk.



New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
1:10pm ET



Makoto took a break from her meditation, noticed the time, and opened her packed lunch. She felt better already, and wasn't having any trouble transforming to Sailor Jupiter and back any more.

As she ate the apple she had picked up earlier, she wondered what Rob and Ruiko were doing.



Haileybury, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
1:10pm ET



Ruiko looked at the card beside a typewriter on display in the museum. "I've heard of the Hardy Boys, but I've never read any of the books."

"You aren't in the target audience, Rui-chan."

"I know, ojisan. I didn't realize the stories were that old - that isn't even an electric typewriter!"



Elsewhere
4:45pm ET



He finally met his first Earthling, and it was by accident. He hadn't planned on being seen by any of the locals.

The human had stood in shock for a moment, then raised a weapon.

He did what he had to do.

After disposing of the human's body, he donned his cloak and continued on his way.



New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
6:30pm ET



"I'm bored."

"Want to go see whatever movie is playing? The theatre's only a few minutes walk up the road."

"Sure, why not?"

Ruiko looked up from sorting out the souvenirs from the Haileybury Heritage Museum. "There's a theatre in this town?"

"Yep! Only two screens, though, so the choice of movies is limited."



September 28th, 2016
8:15am ET



"No rice."

"Sorry, Rui-chan. You'll just have to make do."

"So, what are you two going to do today?" Makoto asked.

Ruiko thought for a moment. "Maybe wander around and take some photos, if Rob-ojisan will lend me his camera."

Rob smiled. "How about I come with you and give you some pointers on how to use my camera?"



2:20pm ET


Makoto's meditation was broken by the arrival of a police officer. "I thought I saw somebody up here. Why aren't you in school, miss?"

"Hello, sir. I am a transfer student and waiting for my enrolment to be completed."

"Do you have permission to be up here? This is private property."

Makoto pulled a note from her pocket and handed it to the officer. "Yes, sir."

He read it, then handed the note back. "All right, Miss Kino. I hope you enjoy your visit to New Lis- What was that?" The officer and Makoto both turned to look in the direction that they'd heard a branch break, but saw nothing. "Probably nothing. I hope you enjoy your stay."

* * *

The two humans had heard the snapping of the wood that he'd stepped on, but they didn't investigate further. He waited to see what they would do.

* * *

Makoto waited for two minutes after the officer left, then transformed to Sailor Jupiter.

* * *

A metamorph! This Earth might be a problem.

* * *

She drew upon the source of her powers - the element of wood - and opened her senses to the forest. Yes, there was something there... but where, and what?

The air moved ... and she ducked.

* * *

Somehow, the human had avoided his shot. This one was a challenge. He aimed a second shot - and the weapon jammed.

That was no excuse for not making the kill. He still had the strength of his own body.

* * *

Jupiter looked around, and almost by instinct threw a punch. She connected with ... nothing? Whatever it was, it hurt her hand to punch it, even if she couldn't see it. "I wish Ami was here."

* * *

He backed off. The Earthling could sense him somehow, and was as strong as he was. He picked up a piece of tree and threw it.

* * *

"Supreme Thunder!" The lightning bolt broke the branch into harmless splinters.

She saw a shimmer in the air from where the branch came from.

"Sparkling Wide Pressure!"

* * *

He had no time to dodge - he had to trust his armor could take the incoming blast.

It could.

His cloak could not.

* * *

It faded into view.

She had no idea what she was facing - but it aimed a weapon at her.

She ran.

* * *

Finally, a human was giving him a chase!

He fired and started after her.

* * *

She stumbled as the shot bounced off her right boot, twisting her ankle on the way down.

* * *

He'd wounded the Earthling, but hadn't killed it. He moved in for the kill.

* * *

She looked up, staring into the eyes above the mandibles on that face. "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"

Her opponent fell. Finally.

Something on its arm started beeping.

Worried that it might be a beacon to call more of whatever-these-were, she took careful aim. "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"

Whatever it was, it stopped beeping.



2:36pm ET


There was another shimmer in the air, just above the body of the thing Makoto had fought. She started her transformation ... to discover when she was Sailor Jupiter that the body was gone and a tanto had been left in its place.

She transformed back to normal, and put the weapon in her lunch box.



5:15pm ET

Rob pulled up to see Makoto waiting for him. "How did the day go, Mako-chan?"

Makoto was expecting that question, and gave the answer she'd carefully considered. "Just another day for Sailor Jupiter, ojisan."

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  2016-09-25: Home in the Maritimes
Posted by: robkelk - 12-31-2022, 09:56 AM - Forum: Stories - No Replies

Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada
September 25th, 2016
9:51am AT



Quote:Are you xenophobic? This is not for you. We dearly need an open-minded person. He or she must be in good health, fluent in English with some French, some knowledge of business practices or property maintenance essential, willing to assist the people around him or her. Permanent employment, pay and lodging, comprehensive health care, opportunities to learn and teach. You must apply in person at 39 Church Street Extension, Antigonish, NS


He was home.

Relatively speaking, that is. He was at least in the right province, and nowhere near the Bay of Fundy. Halifax was close enough to reach by bus but not so close that random tourists came by the building; all he had to worry about were random students from St. Francis Xavier University wandering by.

He'd let a friend back in Ottawa talk him into taking the job as apartment manager. It should have been an easier sell - he was being paid more than he had been earning at the call centre, his new employer covered his relocation expenses, the roof over his head was included in the benefits package, he had decent medical care for his ulcer and a few other things he didn't previously know were wrong with him, and he was back in the Maritimes. It was almost too good to be true... which is why he was worried. He knew who his friend's tenants were. Who was he going to end up with?

But that was a worry for later. Right now, he had to give the place a quick inspection.

"The place" was a failed resort - too large (with a half-dozen double-occupancy rooms) to be a B&B, too small to be a proper hotel, too common in design (and too far from the ocean) to be an ultra-luxurious getaway. It had a pool behind the building and a small gymnasium behind the pool. The gym was stripped bare, though; the exercise equipment had been sold to pay down the last owner's debts before he'd had to sell the property altogether, and Funtom Property Management hadn't seen fit to purchase replacements for anything but the lighting and a few floor mats. At least the building's showers were still intact. The outbuilding's water heater didn't work very well, though - but who was going to want to use an empty gym? That was a matter that could be fixed later, once there was more money available.

He looked at the wall surrounding the property - a good, solid wall that would preserve everyone's privacy - then turned his attention to the main building. There were six guest suites spread out over a single level, all of which had two bedrooms. Oddly, the locks were mechanical, not the usual keycard locks found in practically every other hotel in Canada. He and Mr. Michaelis had spent the previous day supervising the movers, making sure each of the bedrooms had a bed and all of the suites had televisions, telephones, and the other furniture people had come to expect in a hotel room. The two of them had also made sure that there were enough tables and chairs in the breakfast nook behind reception for twenty people to eat at the same time. Although Michaelis hadn't done any of the physical work, leaving that part of the job up to him.

The kitchen behind the nook was a work of art. Large enough for four people to work in it together, the stoves and ovens were gas-fired, the counter top was solid enough to stand up to heavy use, and the cupboards held such a wide range of kitchen equipment that he didn't even recognize all of it. It and the nook could easily serve as a proper restaurant, if the place wasn't so out of the way as to be impossible to make a profit running unless they were selling inexpensive food to university students - which, considering STFX was less than a kilometre away, they could easily do if only they could find a cook or two willing to work for minimum wage. The kitchen even had its own stairs down to a pantry and wine cellar, neither of which were stocked at the moment.

Also to be found in the basement was a laundry room large enough to handle the washing from the guest rooms and restaurant, the mechanical rooms that all buildings in the Maritimes that were larger than a shed had in their basements, a storeroom large enough to hold enough supplies to last the place for a week even if the roads were impassable... and his own apartment. Such was life. At least it was an apartment, not a single room.

As he walked up the front stairs and into the office behind the reception desk, he thought that the place was quite peaceful. He wondered how long that would last.

Then he noticed the people gathered near the pool outside. They looked familiar: the moustached man in the dark-green kimono, the stocky man in a dirty gi, the boy with the tiger-striped bandana and a backpack, the girl in the pink pantsuit carrying chuí clubs (not bonbori lanterns, no matter what a generation of fandom said), the old woman with the walking stick that was taller than she was, the boy wearing white robes and thick glasses, the girl in the blue top and dark tights with a ridiculously-huge spatula strapped to her back, the young woman wearing a dress and an apron, the girl in the fashionable (for three decades ago) blouse and slacks, and, of course, the short-haired girl in a yellow sundress yelling at a boy in black slacks and red shirt. He opened the window to hear "- is all your fault, Ranma!"

Oh, God.

Epsilon sighed and headed out to meet his new tenants. But at least he knew where to find a couple of cooks now.





11:22am AT


The newcomers had taken the news that they were in a different universe with the amount of grace and calmness that Epsilon had expected. They had only destroyed one wall in the fight over who was to take the blame for their predicament, and, luckily, it was a gymnasium wall.

Or, rather, a dojo wall.

They had then decided among themselves who was going to share accommodations with each other. The only thing stopping Genma and Soun forcing Ranma and Akane to share a suite was the threats of bodily harm from everyone else (other than Epsilon and Cologne). The elder and younger Saotome ended up in one suite, Ryouga and Mousse shared the suite across the hall from them (chosen by the simple process of Ryouga trying to follow Ranma into his own room), and Soun (being the only remaining male) found himself without a roommate. Cologne pretty much ordered Shampoo to share a suite with her; seeing this, the two elder Tendo girls quickly agreed to share a suite, leaving Akane and Ukyo no choice but to share the remaining suite.

Then they saw the breakfast nook.

"If we actually are in another world," Cologne stated, "then this would be an excellent place to reestablish the Nekohanten."

"Now wait just a pretty little minute! This is going to be the new home of Ucchan's!" Ukyo turned to their landlord. "Tell them, Upsilon-san!"

"That's Epsilon," he sighed... again. He used to think Ukyo was the least annoying of the Nerima Wrecking Crew, but his opinion of her was changing for the worse every time she got his nickname wrong. "This is a small town with a university and not very much else. There's no way that either an authentic Chinese restaurant or an okonomiyaki-ya will be able to make a profit here."

"Then what would you suggest? I doubt that anyone here knows how to cook western food." Of course it was Nabiki who asked the difficult question.

Then he had an idea. "Neither of you could be successful on your own here, but a fusion of both your styles of cooking just might work. As long as we stick to simple, inexpensive dishes."

"Of course! College students have no-no money."

Ukyo nodded in agreement with Shampoo. "And they're not going to want fancy food while they're studying."

"Maybe do bite-size okonomiyaki as a dim sum option on weekends!"

Almost everybody looked at Akane as if she'd grown a second head. Epsilon, however, replied, "That's exactly the kind of thing that people here would be willing to try. Then you can sell them full-sized okonomiyaki the next time they come in, after they know that they like it."

Ukyo looked unsure. "It goes against everything my father taught me, but if you say so, Upsilon-sugar..."

"Manager name Epsilon, not Upsilon." Shampoo surprised him by offering the correction before he could.

"You sure about that?"

"Shampoo too-too sure, Spatula Girl."

Ukyo had the grace to look sheepish. Finally.

Well, at least one of them knew his nickname. "Why don't you three work out a business plan together, and we can see to things like signage and publicity after you've agreed on a nice, inclusive name for the restaurant."

"I could help with that, for a small cut of the profits."

"No need Mercenary Girl help. Shampoo and Grandmother run the Nekohanten and make profit, back in Nerima."

"And I had a pretty good thing going with Ucchan's, too. I think we can get by on our own."

Nabiki scowled. "That's what I'm afraid of - that you'll 'get by' instead of making a decent profit. I'll point out that this little restaurant is the only revenue stream we've got."

All innocent-looking, Shampoo replied, "What you mean we?"

"She's right," Epsilon replied. "Unless you think the heirs to Anything Goes are going to rouse themselves and find some students, they aren't going to bring in any money. And we need some money to pay for repairs to the dojo wall."

Nabiki frowned. "I'd resent the implication that you think my father is lazy, except that I agree with you."

"You know him much better than I do. Maybe you could persuade him to bring in some cash. Legally," he quickly added. "I have to go do some paperwork, so that the people who own this place know that you've arrived."

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