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2016-09-08: Skein of Fools |
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 01-04-2023, 09:03 PM - Forum: Stories
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Nishinomiya, Japan
May 16, 2006 (local date)
10:44 PM (local time)
The observers watched silently from their outside vantage point, surveying the empty city cloaked in starless darkness within the bubble that encapsulated it. For those with the ability to see it properly, the bubble held more than just the city that seemed to fill it – it mapped onto a much larger space-time, one from which the city was drawn.
Someone with the proper range of knowledge and experience might have found a deep and disturbing similarity between its relationship to the larger universe from which it had been spawned, and that of a voodoo doll or other item of sympathetic magic to its linked target. What was done to the one, would be done to the other.
The observers were quite aware of this similarity. Indeed, it was precisely why they were observing it.
That, and its inhabitants.
Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans, not quite fully grown, one male, one female. The rest were not humans, though they were, loosely speaking, humanoid. Towering figures of translucent blue light, they strode through the darkness-enshrouded city and lashed out at it as though disgusted and angered by its very existence. With each blow a building crumbled and its neighbors shuddered; even the very fabric of space-time seemed to strain and crack under their force.
The two humans were watching this from a vantage point which was by no definition of the word safe, although it was safer by comparison to the immediate vicinity of the giants of light. The female was enthralled by the sight of the city's destruction, her eyes wide and her grin wider. The male was agitated and all but panic-stricken.
"She's definitely contributing to the greater problem," one of the observers noted.
"Yes," replied another. "But unlike most of the other affected timelines, we've been able to isolate and insulate this timeline and its parallels."
"Parallels?" Another of the observers spoke up. "How many are we talking about?"
The second sighed. "Too many. But fortunately they're clustered into a tight skein, and we can affect all of them with measures applied to the skein as a whole."
"And they're all evincing this kind of radical disruption?" asked the first.
"Unfortunately, yes. And some of it spilled out of the skein before we sequestered it. In some – most – of them the principal players were poised for displacement." The second observer paused for a moment before continuing. "Shall we let an averaged waveform of the potential displacees collapse into the Refuge timeline?"
"No!" The first observer's vehemence was unexpected, and the others flinched at it. "The last thing we need is a version of her loose there – she'd completely destroy what makes it a safe haven for the others."
"Filter her out of the refugee pattern," a fourth spoke up. "Just let the others through so that we might preserve them, at least."
"That would be pointless," said a fifth observer. "I've just run the scenario through several million simulations. Almost all her variants will inevitably figure out how to come after them and do so, for reasons ranging from ego to loyalty to simple loneliness, and in the process of breaking the quarantine on the skein they will exacerbate the problem beyond our ability to contain."
"And what would happen when a nigh-infinite number of her variants all converge on Refuge, only to find a single set of her companions?" asked the third.
"Thankfully, that's not a problem," the fifth replied. "The simulations show that all those wave functions would also collapse into a single instance upon entry to the timeline."
The third frowned. "And if that instance of her doesn't match the instance of her companions which manifested in Refuge, we're back to the original problem. No, we can't let them enter. It's cruel, but necessary."
The first nodded slowly. "I am inclined to agree. Are there any objections?"
There were none.
"Then let us go," the first said, "and seal the skein behind us."
"It still troubles me to leave them to their fate," the fourth said softly as they walled off the doomed timelines and began their return.
"Fortunately, they are not alone," the first confided. "One of our own has chosen to incarnate in all the timelines of the skein. And he has no small experience with watching over godling children. Suzumiya Haruhi in all her many variations can have no better guide, guard and friend than Kyôn Khryseos."
Skein of Fools
(A ManaChara story)
by Robert M. Schroeck
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Copyright and the Mouse |
Posted by: robkelk - 01-02-2023, 10:28 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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(01-02-2023, 09:36 AM)Bob Schroeck Wrote: Oh yeah, I meant to drop a post on the board that all the Sherlock Holmes stuff is now public domain. Thanks for the link!
Also, I'll note that a year from now, Steamboat Willie is due to go into the public domain, too. In the past, whenever Steamboat Willie has even got a whiff of the public domain Disney has pulled out all the stops and gotten extensions of copyright duration rammed through Congress. It will be interesting to see if they do it again this year.
But that's a topic for another thread, in a different section of the board.
Well, that all depends on whether Congress can be distracted from messing with copyright for a year. And with a split Congress (GOP House, Dem Senate), keeping them distracted should be easier than usual.
Unless the Mouse throws a lot of money at a lot of people. Which they can.
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2016-09-25: Time in the Woods |
Posted by: robkelk - 01-02-2023, 09:14 AM - Forum: Stories
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Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
September 25th, 2016
7:55am ET
Makoto was worried. She'd noticed Misaka-san looking at her, appraising her the way that she would appraise a potential opponent in a martial arts match.
She didn't want to fight her housemate. She had barely finished unpacking her new clothes and kitchenware. And it had barely been a week (in her personal timeline) since Usagi had undone what Galaxia had done to her. She was still tired.
They were all tired.
Maybe the others could suggest something.
8:20am ET
"... and I don't think I could give you a decent match right now, Misaka-san."
"I can wait," Mikoto replied. "It wouldn't be a good match if you weren't at your best."
Rob hadn't expected this to be the topic of conversation over breakfast, but he wasn't surprised. "Let's not push anybody into a fight that they don't want to take part in."
Makoto noticed Mikoto's expression at Rob's comment. "Oh, we could spar sometime later, but not just now."
Rob raised an eyebrow. "You're sure? I got the feeling that you didn't want to fight."
"Sparring isn't fighting. It's testing yourself against a worthy opponent."
"I can work with that," said Mikoto. "I'd rather have a real fight, though."
Rob shook his head. "I'd rather not need to take either of you to the hospital."
"Why not?"
"Because people aren't supposed to know we have powers, oneesan."
Rob nodded. "I would have been more diplomatic that Shirai-san, but that's the gist of it. This world is not used to dealing with people who have paranormal or superhuman abilities, and that means the doctors here have no idea how to help anybody in this room other than Rui-chan or myself. Worse, they might think they're curing you of an illness while they take your abilities away."
Makoto sighed. "So we'll have to wait for a while before I'm back to my full strength. It's too bad there isn't a large stand of old trees around here; I could have transformed to Sailor Jupiter and let the wood share its strength with me for a few days."
Rob smiled. "That I can help you with. We're only a few hours' drive from some old-growth boreal forest, and I do own a car."
"Oh?" Makoto looked hopeful, then sighed. "But I can't ask you to leave everyone else here and take just me to the forest."
Rei added, "And I wouldn't let you take Makoto without an escort."
Rob nodded. "A sensible precaution, Hino-san, even though she could easily defeat me in a fair fight. Who else wants to get out of the city for a few days?"
Mii shook her head. "I have to stay here in case the scholarship board calls."
Ami added, "And I have my own scholarship application to be available for."
"Forests don't have wi-fi," was Kazari's comment.
"Or malls," added Minako.
"I'm still too tired to go anywhere right now," Usagi said.
"Somebody needs to protect Usagi while Makoto's away," Rei stated with conviction.
Mikoto frowned. "I'd rather study Canadian history for the high-school placement test."
"If oneesan isn't going, then neither am I," Kuroko quickly added.
Makoto looked at Ruiko, hoping against hope.
Ruiko noticed the look in Makoto's eyes. "Sure, why not? It sounds like fun."
Rob nodded. "All right - one road trip, three people ... how many days?"
Makoto thought for a moment. "If I could stay in the forest for three days, I should be back to normal."
"Five days, then - it'll take over half a day for the trip, each way. Today we go shopping."
Minako grinned. "I like shopping."
"Shopping for warm, comfortable, unflattering, concealing clothing that will protect us from the mosquitoes and black flies."
Minako frowned. "Not that kind of shopping."
"We also need to get camping gear and supplies."
Makoto quickly interrupted Rob. "Oh, we can stay at an inn, if there's one nearby."
"Oh! I thought 'three days' included the two nights in between. If it doesn't, then that makes things easier. We'll still need the comfortable clothing, but we don't need the camping gear. Pack one suitcase each, ladies." Rob thought for a moment. "And we'll have access to a small-town mall and small-town wi-fi."
"That's nice," replied Minako and Kazari, almost in unison and with absolutely no enthusiasm.
September 26th, 2016
8:45am ET
Ruiko looked annoyed. "You asked us to pack one bag each, but you're bringing four."
"This one's my laptop," replied Rob as he put his second bag into the trunk. "We're going to want to be able to let everybody know we're safe. And this one's my camera gear." After stowing the camera bag, he then lifted the largest of his bags. "And this one is our emergency kit - water, food, spare batteries for the phones, a first-aid kit ..."
Makoto nodded. "Everything we hope we won't need but should take anyway."
"Exactly. And it sits here, where we can get at it quickly in an emergency." Rob checked that all of the luggage was secure, then closed the trunk lid. "Okay, ladies, who gets to see out the front window, and who gets to be chauffeured in the back seat?"
One round of jan-ken-pon later, Makoto sat down in the car's front passenger seat and Ruiko sat down behind her. Rob handed Mii the keys to the office, the mailbox, the common room, the laundry room, and the mechanical room. "If you need me, call."
"It's only one week."
"One week in a building that's still new to you." Rob then handed Mii a sealed envelope. "And that's what you'll need to reach Washuu-chan, just in case something happens to us."
"Why is it sealed?"
Rob grinned. "I know you can read the instructions without opening the envelope, but you'll need the computer memory card that's in there as well. It's sealed so that the contents stay together."
"That makes sense. Don't forget the souvenirs."
"Thanks for reminding me."
Elsewhere
Same Time
It wasn't the Earth that they had visited in the past, but it was remarkably similar.
In order to determine whether this Earth held any surprises, they decided to allow one of their number to proceed - in a relatively out-of-the-way part of the planet, and with full surveillance.
Highway 417, outside of Arnprior, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
9:55am ET
"You must have a lot of money."
Rob raised an eyebrow. "What brought that on?" he asked Ruiko.
"Your country, I mean. You have a four-lane freeway all the way out here where there aren't any large cities."
"Oh, that. First, there's a matter of national pride involved - this is the Trans-Canada Highway. Second..." - he pointed to the "lane ends in 500m" sign - "...this is as far as the four-lane road goes. From here until North Bay, the highway is two lanes with the occasional passing lane."
Highway 17, outside of Petawawa, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
10:50am ET
"Did we just pass a military vehicle?" Ruiko looked nervous.
Rob nodded. "If we turn off the highway here, we could visit Canada Forces Base Petawawa. That's a training base for newly-enlisted soldiers."
"I don't like fighting."
"Soldiers do a lot more than just fight, Rui-chan."
"I know. But ..."
Makoto turned her head to look at Ruiko. "Did something happen to you and your friends?"
"No, but things were starting to get tense around the world just before we teleported to this world."
And that told Rob that the Avignon arc in A Certain Magical Index took place after his residents' appearance on his doorstep. "I wasn't planning on stopping here anyway," he said as he mentally deleted 'visit the military museum in Cobalt' from his keep-Ruiko-amused list.
Everyone was quiet for a few minutes.
"Ojisan..."
"Yes, Rui-chan?"
"Are we there yet?"
Elsewhere
Same Time
He decided to start some days' travel north of the army base, just to get the lay of the land.
Reading the sign, he wondered what a "Rouyn-Noranda" was. Better to avoid it altogether.
Highway 17, Mattawa, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
12:10pm ET
"This is a nice little inn, but it's right on the highway. And there's a railway track right beside the building."
Rob raised an eyebrow as he parked the car, then realized what Makoto was thinking. "Oh, we aren't staying here. This is just a break for lunch and to stretch our legs. We still have a few hours driving ahead of us."
Ruiko looked up from the map. "We're almost at North Bay, and the map says it's much larger than Mattawa. Why stop here for lunch instead of there?"
"Because this is where I always stop. An intercity truck driver recommended this restaurant to me."
"I don't see any place around here for trucks to park."
"There isn't one. And he still comes here for lunch when he comes through Mattawa. That's how good this place is."
Highway 11, North Bay, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
1:35pm ET
From the back seat, Makoto noticed an extra lane in the highway, going the other way. "Oh, look! A runaway truck ramp!"
"Yep. It's the only one in the Ontario highway system."
"What kind of people get excited by that?" Ruiko asked.
"It's not that, it just reminds me of the roads in Japan."
Highway 11, outside of North Bay, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
1:45pm ET
"Wow. There's this kind of forest this close to a city in Canada."
Rob heard the awe in Makoto's voice. "If you think this is good, wait another quarter-hour."
Highway 11, Temagami, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
2:50pm ET
"Are we there yet?"
Rob smiled at Ruiko's question. "Not quite - we've got a bit more than a half-hour to go."
"If this was Japan," Makoto said, "we could have driven from Tokyo to Hiroshima by now."
"I think I already mentioned Canada has a lot of geography."
"I didn't expect this much!"
New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 26th, 2016
3:35pm ET
"Here we are!"
"That's our hotel? It doesn't look like much."
"Wait until you see what's behind it."
3:45pm ET
"Oh, wow."
"That's a lot of water."
"That is Lake Temiskaming - it isn't the headwaters of the Ottawa River, but it is one of the larger bodies of water in the river."
"Can we swim in it?"
"There's a public beach a couple of hundred meters over there," Rob pointed. "But it might be too cold for swimming at this time of year."
4:40pm ET
"Is there anything else we forgot?" Rob asked, slightly annoyed.
Makoto and Ruiko looked at each other. Makoto spoke first. "We didn't forget anything, Donaldson-san."
"Do you really need a razor for a three-day trip, ojisan?" Ruiko added.
"Yes, I do. I need to look my best for my next stop."
The girls exchanged a glance, then smiled. "Is there somebody special here that you're going to see?" Ruiko asked.
Rob whispered his reply. "My family's grave is here."
The girls stopped smiling. "Let's get you a razor, then," said Makoto, just as quietly.
11:25pm ET
The girls were talking and giggling in their room, and had progressed to calling each other "Rui-chan" and "Mako-chan."
Rob was fast asleep in his room next door.
September 27th, 2016
8:15am ET
"This looks something like the common room in our place back in Ottawa," Makoto said as she sat down with two slices of toast. "It's not as big, though."
Ruiko frowned. "There's no rice."
"It's a Continental breakfast, or what passes for one in Canada. No rice."
"No rice, no life."
"I thought Uiharu-san was the member of your group who ate a lot of rice."
"She eats more rice than I do, but it's the principle of the thing!"
"We can get you a pouch of microwave rice at the grocery store, if you want."
Ruiko shuddered. "I'll have toast."
"If you want any juice for later, get it now and put it in your room's fridge," said Rob as he did just that, also grabbing a single-serve yogurt and a plastic spoon. "The breakfast room doesn't stay open all day, and we have to drop off Kino-san at my uncle's property in a half-hour."
Makoto picked up an apple on her way out. "Oh, call me Mako-chan. Everybody else does."
Elsewhere
Same Time
So far, he had not made contact with any of the Earthlings - according to plan. He finished eating a field ration, gathered his garbage, and proceeded to start his day's walk.
New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
1:10pm ET
Makoto took a break from her meditation, noticed the time, and opened her packed lunch. She felt better already, and wasn't having any trouble transforming to Sailor Jupiter and back any more.
As she ate the apple she had picked up earlier, she wondered what Rob and Ruiko were doing.
Haileybury, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
1:10pm ET
Ruiko looked at the card beside a typewriter on display in the museum. "I've heard of the Hardy Boys, but I've never read any of the books."
"You aren't in the target audience, Rui-chan."
"I know, ojisan. I didn't realize the stories were that old - that isn't even an electric typewriter!"
Elsewhere
4:45pm ET
He finally met his first Earthling, and it was by accident. He hadn't planned on being seen by any of the locals.
The human had stood in shock for a moment, then raised a weapon.
He did what he had to do.
After disposing of the human's body, he donned his cloak and continued on his way.
New Liskeard, Temiskaming Shores, Ontario, Canada
September 27th, 2016
6:30pm ET
"I'm bored."
"Want to go see whatever movie is playing? The theatre's only a few minutes walk up the road."
"Sure, why not?"
Ruiko looked up from sorting out the souvenirs from the Haileybury Heritage Museum. "There's a theatre in this town?"
"Yep! Only two screens, though, so the choice of movies is limited."
September 28th, 2016
8:15am ET
"No rice."
"Sorry, Rui-chan. You'll just have to make do."
"So, what are you two going to do today?" Makoto asked.
Ruiko thought for a moment. "Maybe wander around and take some photos, if Rob-ojisan will lend me his camera."
Rob smiled. "How about I come with you and give you some pointers on how to use my camera?"
2:20pm ET
Makoto's meditation was broken by the arrival of a police officer. "I thought I saw somebody up here. Why aren't you in school, miss?"
"Hello, sir. I am a transfer student and waiting for my enrolment to be completed."
"Do you have permission to be up here? This is private property."
Makoto pulled a note from her pocket and handed it to the officer. "Yes, sir."
He read it, then handed the note back. "All right, Miss Kino. I hope you enjoy your visit to New Lis- What was that?" The officer and Makoto both turned to look in the direction that they'd heard a branch break, but saw nothing. "Probably nothing. I hope you enjoy your stay."
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The two humans had heard the snapping of the wood that he'd stepped on, but they didn't investigate further. He waited to see what they would do.
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Makoto waited for two minutes after the officer left, then transformed to Sailor Jupiter.
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A metamorph! This Earth might be a problem.
* * *
She drew upon the source of her powers - the element of wood - and opened her senses to the forest. Yes, there was something there... but where, and what?
The air moved ... and she ducked.
* * *
Somehow, the human had avoided his shot. This one was a challenge. He aimed a second shot - and the weapon jammed.
That was no excuse for not making the kill. He still had the strength of his own body.
* * *
Jupiter looked around, and almost by instinct threw a punch. She connected with ... nothing? Whatever it was, it hurt her hand to punch it, even if she couldn't see it. "I wish Ami was here."
* * *
He backed off. The Earthling could sense him somehow, and was as strong as he was. He picked up a piece of tree and threw it.
* * *
"Supreme Thunder!" The lightning bolt broke the branch into harmless splinters.
She saw a shimmer in the air from where the branch came from.
"Sparkling Wide Pressure!"
* * *
He had no time to dodge - he had to trust his armor could take the incoming blast.
It could.
His cloak could not.
* * *
It faded into view.
She had no idea what she was facing - but it aimed a weapon at her.
She ran.
* * *
Finally, a human was giving him a chase!
He fired and started after her.
* * *
She stumbled as the shot bounced off her right boot, twisting her ankle on the way down.
* * *
He'd wounded the Earthling, but hadn't killed it. He moved in for the kill.
* * *
She looked up, staring into the eyes above the mandibles on that face. "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"
Her opponent fell. Finally.
Something on its arm started beeping.
Worried that it might be a beacon to call more of whatever-these-were, she took careful aim. "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"
Whatever it was, it stopped beeping.
2:36pm ET
There was another shimmer in the air, just above the body of the thing Makoto had fought. She started her transformation ... to discover when she was Sailor Jupiter that the body was gone and a tanto had been left in its place.
She transformed back to normal, and put the weapon in her lunch box.
5:15pm ET
Rob pulled up to see Makoto waiting for him. "How did the day go, Mako-chan?"
Makoto was expecting that question, and gave the answer she'd carefully considered. "Just another day for Sailor Jupiter, ojisan."
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Happy New Year |
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 12-31-2022, 11:15 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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As we head into the last hour of 2022 here on the East coast of the United States, I'd just like to wish everyone on the forums a happy new year. Here's hoping 2023 is better in all ways for all of us.
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2016-09-25: Home in the Maritimes |
Posted by: robkelk - 12-31-2022, 09:56 AM - Forum: Stories
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Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada
September 25th, 2016
9:51am AT
Quote:Are you xenophobic? This is not for you. We dearly need an open-minded person. He or she must be in good health, fluent in English with some French, some knowledge of business practices or property maintenance essential, willing to assist the people around him or her. Permanent employment, pay and lodging, comprehensive health care, opportunities to learn and teach. You must apply in person at 39 Church Street Extension, Antigonish, NS
He was home.
Relatively speaking, that is. He was at least in the right province, and nowhere near the Bay of Fundy. Halifax was close enough to reach by bus but not so close that random tourists came by the building; all he had to worry about were random students from St. Francis Xavier University wandering by.
He'd let a friend back in Ottawa talk him into taking the job as apartment manager. It should have been an easier sell - he was being paid more than he had been earning at the call centre, his new employer covered his relocation expenses, the roof over his head was included in the benefits package, he had decent medical care for his ulcer and a few other things he didn't previously know were wrong with him, and he was back in the Maritimes. It was almost too good to be true... which is why he was worried. He knew who his friend's tenants were. Who was he going to end up with?
But that was a worry for later. Right now, he had to give the place a quick inspection.
"The place" was a failed resort - too large (with a half-dozen double-occupancy rooms) to be a B&B, too small to be a proper hotel, too common in design (and too far from the ocean) to be an ultra-luxurious getaway. It had a pool behind the building and a small gymnasium behind the pool. The gym was stripped bare, though; the exercise equipment had been sold to pay down the last owner's debts before he'd had to sell the property altogether, and Funtom Property Management hadn't seen fit to purchase replacements for anything but the lighting and a few floor mats. At least the building's showers were still intact. The outbuilding's water heater didn't work very well, though - but who was going to want to use an empty gym? That was a matter that could be fixed later, once there was more money available.
He looked at the wall surrounding the property - a good, solid wall that would preserve everyone's privacy - then turned his attention to the main building. There were six guest suites spread out over a single level, all of which had two bedrooms. Oddly, the locks were mechanical, not the usual keycard locks found in practically every other hotel in Canada. He and Mr. Michaelis had spent the previous day supervising the movers, making sure each of the bedrooms had a bed and all of the suites had televisions, telephones, and the other furniture people had come to expect in a hotel room. The two of them had also made sure that there were enough tables and chairs in the breakfast nook behind reception for twenty people to eat at the same time. Although Michaelis hadn't done any of the physical work, leaving that part of the job up to him.
The kitchen behind the nook was a work of art. Large enough for four people to work in it together, the stoves and ovens were gas-fired, the counter top was solid enough to stand up to heavy use, and the cupboards held such a wide range of kitchen equipment that he didn't even recognize all of it. It and the nook could easily serve as a proper restaurant, if the place wasn't so out of the way as to be impossible to make a profit running unless they were selling inexpensive food to university students - which, considering STFX was less than a kilometre away, they could easily do if only they could find a cook or two willing to work for minimum wage. The kitchen even had its own stairs down to a pantry and wine cellar, neither of which were stocked at the moment.
Also to be found in the basement was a laundry room large enough to handle the washing from the guest rooms and restaurant, the mechanical rooms that all buildings in the Maritimes that were larger than a shed had in their basements, a storeroom large enough to hold enough supplies to last the place for a week even if the roads were impassable... and his own apartment. Such was life. At least it was an apartment, not a single room.
As he walked up the front stairs and into the office behind the reception desk, he thought that the place was quite peaceful. He wondered how long that would last.
Then he noticed the people gathered near the pool outside. They looked familiar: the moustached man in the dark-green kimono, the stocky man in a dirty gi, the boy with the tiger-striped bandana and a backpack, the girl in the pink pantsuit carrying chuí clubs (not bonbori lanterns, no matter what a generation of fandom said), the old woman with the walking stick that was taller than she was, the boy wearing white robes and thick glasses, the girl in the blue top and dark tights with a ridiculously-huge spatula strapped to her back, the young woman wearing a dress and an apron, the girl in the fashionable (for three decades ago) blouse and slacks, and, of course, the short-haired girl in a yellow sundress yelling at a boy in black slacks and red shirt. He opened the window to hear "- is all your fault, Ranma!"
Oh, God.
Epsilon sighed and headed out to meet his new tenants. But at least he knew where to find a couple of cooks now.
11:22am AT
The newcomers had taken the news that they were in a different universe with the amount of grace and calmness that Epsilon had expected. They had only destroyed one wall in the fight over who was to take the blame for their predicament, and, luckily, it was a gymnasium wall.
Or, rather, a dojo wall.
They had then decided among themselves who was going to share accommodations with each other. The only thing stopping Genma and Soun forcing Ranma and Akane to share a suite was the threats of bodily harm from everyone else (other than Epsilon and Cologne). The elder and younger Saotome ended up in one suite, Ryouga and Mousse shared the suite across the hall from them (chosen by the simple process of Ryouga trying to follow Ranma into his own room), and Soun (being the only remaining male) found himself without a roommate. Cologne pretty much ordered Shampoo to share a suite with her; seeing this, the two elder Tendo girls quickly agreed to share a suite, leaving Akane and Ukyo no choice but to share the remaining suite.
Then they saw the breakfast nook.
"If we actually are in another world," Cologne stated, "then this would be an excellent place to reestablish the Nekohanten."
"Now wait just a pretty little minute! This is going to be the new home of Ucchan's!" Ukyo turned to their landlord. "Tell them, Upsilon-san!"
"That's Epsilon," he sighed... again. He used to think Ukyo was the least annoying of the Nerima Wrecking Crew, but his opinion of her was changing for the worse every time she got his nickname wrong. "This is a small town with a university and not very much else. There's no way that either an authentic Chinese restaurant or an okonomiyaki-ya will be able to make a profit here."
"Then what would you suggest? I doubt that anyone here knows how to cook western food." Of course it was Nabiki who asked the difficult question.
Then he had an idea. "Neither of you could be successful on your own here, but a fusion of both your styles of cooking just might work. As long as we stick to simple, inexpensive dishes."
"Of course! College students have no-no money."
Ukyo nodded in agreement with Shampoo. "And they're not going to want fancy food while they're studying."
"Maybe do bite-size okonomiyaki as a dim sum option on weekends!"
Almost everybody looked at Akane as if she'd grown a second head. Epsilon, however, replied, "That's exactly the kind of thing that people here would be willing to try. Then you can sell them full-sized okonomiyaki the next time they come in, after they know that they like it."
Ukyo looked unsure. "It goes against everything my father taught me, but if you say so, Upsilon-sugar..."
"Manager name Epsilon, not Upsilon." Shampoo surprised him by offering the correction before he could.
"You sure about that?"
"Shampoo too-too sure, Spatula Girl."
Ukyo had the grace to look sheepish. Finally.
Well, at least one of them knew his nickname. "Why don't you three work out a business plan together, and we can see to things like signage and publicity after you've agreed on a nice, inclusive name for the restaurant."
"I could help with that, for a small cut of the profits."
"No need Mercenary Girl help. Shampoo and Grandmother run the Nekohanten and make profit, back in Nerima."
"And I had a pretty good thing going with Ucchan's, too. I think we can get by on our own."
Nabiki scowled. "That's what I'm afraid of - that you'll 'get by' instead of making a decent profit. I'll point out that this little restaurant is the only revenue stream we've got."
All innocent-looking, Shampoo replied, "What you mean we?"
"She's right," Epsilon replied. "Unless you think the heirs to Anything Goes are going to rouse themselves and find some students, they aren't going to bring in any money. And we need some money to pay for repairs to the dojo wall."
Nabiki frowned. "I'd resent the implication that you think my father is lazy, except that I agree with you."
"You know him much better than I do. Maybe you could persuade him to bring in some cash. Legally," he quickly added. "I have to go do some paperwork, so that the people who own this place know that you've arrived."
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The Mysterious Mushroom |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 12-31-2022, 08:20 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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The unseasonably warm weather the past few days was apparently enough to see a mushroom springing up near enough the path I travel to pick up the mail to notice. It was quite large and strange looking, but I didn't have the camera with me, it was gone later, and I didn't want to touch it to avoid becoming the first entry in a new Cursed Thread for 2023.
Though looming larger in my memory, my impression at the time was that it was about 1 1/2" x 2" (or 3x4 cm) and either a puffball or still very rounded with a short stem so it looked like one, flesh pale white and smooth over all but most of the top covered by a net of very pale red filled with fairly pale blue - a true blue as few things in nature are - such that the easiest way to draw it would be to start with pink ovals about the size of a fingertip, edges intersecting but not continuing to overlap after the first two or three until most of the space was filled, then add a squiggle in the center of each that in most cases forms an actual question mark, then fill in the ovals with that pale, icy, sky blue. No noticeable smell, and it did not appear particularly slimy/damp or powdery/dry, just plain like a portabello you might find in the grocery.
After it was gone, there was the sort of lingering smell that suggested a skunk may have been responsible.
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Strange Messenger: Endangered Language Acquisition |
Posted by: Proginoskes - 12-28-2022, 12:45 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Strange Messenger, by the duo Vixy & Tony, is about the story of Humboldt's Parrot: a bird that survived not just its owners, but their entire people, leaving it the only source for scholars to learn about their language.
Quote:He was exploring South America, the first to venture there
In an age of change and reason, new discoveries everywhere
Along the Orinoco, the great river corridor
He heard tell of a people who had fled a tribal war
It was said they chose seclusion over death or life as slaves
But in their sheltered grotto, he found only simple graves
And one brightly colored messenger, whom no one understood
Spoke the language of a people who had disappeared for good
So tell me, bold explorer, as you wandered through the leaves,
Did you ponder unknown losses that the very Cosmos grieves?
Was it halting? Was it flowing? Was it lilting and divine?
Was it fearless as your native tongue, mercurial as mine?
Would it pique a linguist's interest? Would it hold a poet's thrall?
Did the words of one strange messenger tell you anything at all?
He kept a careful chronicle, transcribing what he heard
Of the tribe's entire language, there remained just forty words
Complexity and structure, how it tastes and how it sings
Time devoured all but scattered words for scattered things
And can we archaeologists, with bits of sound like runes
Ever paint a living portrait of a people in their tombs?
Could we somehow come to know them? Will we ever even try?
Sifting through linguistic ruins for the clues to how and why
So tell me, bold explorer, as you wandered through the leaves,
Did you ponder unknown losses that the very Cosmos grieves?
Was it halting? Was it flowing? Was it lilting and divine?
Was it fearless as your native tongue, mercurial as mine?
Would it pique a linguist's interest? Would it hold a poet's thrall?
Do the words of one strange messenger tell us anything at all?
To those who study history, it seems a bitter curse
The loss of language terrible, the lost potential worse
Past and future stories multiplied a thousandfold,
Vanished out of history and never to be told
Were they beautiful and gentle? Would they call us friend or foe?
What wisdom did they live by? What secrets did they know?
It's a symphony reduced to what a single bird can sing
The forest lost their language, and they lost everything
So tell me, bold explorer, as you wandered through the leaves,
Did you ponder unknown losses that the very Cosmos grieves?
Was it halting? Was it flowing? Was it lilting and divine?
Was it fearless as your native tongue, mercurial as mine?
Would it pique a linguist's interest? Would it hold a poet's thrall?
Do the words of one strange messenger tell us anything at all?
This song functions as a universal translator, but that's the least of it. It also aids Doug's language acquisition and learning of culture, to a degree depending on how at-risk the language or culture is; if a language is likely to die out within a single generation, it takes a single conversation lasting the song for him to become fluent. If the language has effectively already died out, as in the case of Humboldt's Parrot, he attains fluency on hearing the first word. At the other end of the scale, for languages like German or Russian at no risk of dying out, using the song to understand it just makes learning it the hard way very slightly easier for the next 24 hours.
EDIT: kind of like "Minus Ten And Counting", Doug's power also amplifies the song's emotional impact and the importance of its message in all who hear it.
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2016-09-22: Cuisine Clash |
Posted by: robkelk - 12-26-2022, 10:52 AM - Forum: Stories
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Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
September 22, 2016
12:07 PM ET
"Of course I've heard of borscht," Makoto said, somewhat indignantly. "It is one of the three grand soups, after all."
"In that case, I don't need to explain this. Would you care to join me for lunch?"
"Sure, why not?"
Rob grabbed two bowls from the cupboard and brought them over to the stovetop, where a pot of borscht was simmering. "I can't take credit for this batch; it's from a Ukrainian store in the west end of town," he mentioned as he ladled some of the soup into the bowls, then set the bowls on the kitchen table, then pulled a bottle of water out of the fridge while Makoto placed spoons and glasses by the bowls. There was already a basket of dinner rolls on the table.
They both sat down, and after the traditional "thank you for the food", tried the soup.
"This tastes different from what I'm used to. Do you know what kind of tomatoes are in the soup?"
Rob looked puzzled. "There's no tomatoes in borscht. At least, not in Ukrainian borscht."
"Tomatoes give the soup its red colour. What else could make it red?"
"The beetroot, of course."
"What's a beetroot?" asked Makoto.
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2016-09-19: A Little Slice of Heaven on the Gulf |
Posted by: robkelk - 12-26-2022, 10:38 AM - Forum: Stories
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By Rob Kelk
with Robert M. Schroeck
Based on and incorporating scenes from a story by Rajvik
Pensacola Beach, Florida, USA
September 19, 2016
3:44 PM CT
Shinji sat still for a moment, his eyes still closed. Whatever had happened, it had drawn so much out of him that he felt like he hadn't slept for a couple of weeks. But he'd just woken up, so that wasn't really true.
If he had been responsible for doing whatever happened when he decided how humanity was going to progress, he knew he didn't have the power to do it again. He must have been part of that sea of LCL, and he must have drawn on the strength of every living being on Earth to do what he just did. Kind of like that Dragon Ball Z episode or movie or whatever it was where Goku needed the power of everybody on Earth to launch an attack strong enough to defeat whoever it was he was up against. Shinji was pretty sure that that only happened once in the entire series.
Kami-sama willing, the circumstances that allowed Shinji to pull off something that magically changed other people's lives would never happen again, either. One sea of LCL was one too many.
He was sitting, not lying down, so he wasn't about to see an unfamiliar ceiling when he opened his eyes.
What he saw was an unfamiliar tour bus.
"Good morning, sleepyhead," Misato said from the seat next to his.
"Where are we?"
"Almost at our new home away from home. You've been asleep for an hour now, since we left Eglin Air Force Base."
"That was a great tour we got to go on!" That was Toji's voice coming from right behind him. "Who knew that there were so many different things people have to do in order to keep us safe from the Russians?"
"They didn't say anything about Russia or any other country during the tour, though." That was Hikari, and she was a couple of seats forward from Shinji.
"Remember Southern Chishima, before Second Impact," countered Toji. "When Russia's finished with Crimea, you can be sure they'll come for the rest of Hokkaido. Unless we're ready for them. Isn't that part of why we trained with the Evas back in Japan?"
"Dummkopf! They're more likely to invade the rest of Ukraine first, to consolidate their gains. They're not going to make the Kaliningrad mistake again." And that was Asuka.
"Kaliningrad mistake?" Shinji found himself asking without intending to.
"Kaliningrad is a Russian exclave located between Poland and Lithuania," replied Dr. Akagi from the front of the bus. "The people living there cannot get to the rest of Russia except by crossing through a country that is part of NATO."
"And you know that has to piss off the Russians," added Toji.
With habits honed by long repetition, Hikari immediately complained, "Suzuhara! Mind your language!"
"Sorry, class rep."
As the conversation continued around him, Shinji realized that he didn't remember a minute of the tour that everybody else was talking about. Or of arriving at Eglin AFB, or the United States. Whatever happened to everybody, he was just beside it; he wasn't a part of it. Yet. No more running away; he had to put in the work to become part of the group... and that was part of how he had set things up, he realized.
He was still trying to figure out how to ask what had just happened to everyone without sounding like he was insane, when the bus pulled to a stop in front of a wood-sided building surrounded by sand dunes. "We have arrived," said the driver (who for some reason had an English accent straight out of a BBC television drama). "Thank you for choosing Funtom for your transportation needs today, and once again we apologize for having lost track of your bags." They took turns getting out of the bus and into the heat of the Florida Gulf Coast.
As Shinji moved to step out of the bus, the driver quietly slipped him an envelope. Shinji looked at it in puzzlement for a brief moment, then slipped it into his pocket and got out of Misato's way.
Kaji was the last off the bus, and he asked the driver whether he'd be available later in the day to take the group to a mall where they could replace their lost clothes and personal effects. The answer he received left Kaji unhappy.
As the bus pulled away, a tall, slim man with a dark brown stereotypical biker's beard, biker's hairdo, and biker's leathers stepped out of the building to meet them. "Welcome to Gulfside Rest, everyone! I'm Harley Waters, and I'm in charge of this little slice of Heaven on the Gulf Coast." His voice didn't match the stereotype that he projected; Shinji, with his musical skills, pegged him as a tenor. And despite the fact that he spoke English, Shinji had no trouble understanding him. He noticed that the road signs were in English, too, and he had no problem reading them.
"I'm Misato Katsuragi," his guardian identified herself with a bow that caused some of her long dark hair to fall in front of her shoulders. "Please take care of us." Shinji realized that she was speaking English, too... and so was everyone else who had been on the bus, including himself.
"Mr. Michaelis told me to expect you, Ms. Katsuragi. He said something about you being in charge of the youngsters. I can't put them all in one apartment, but I can do the next-best thing. See me after everybody's picked where y'all want to live, and I'll give you duplicate keys to their places."
"I suppose that will have to do. And I'm surprised that our bus driver talked with you about us before we arrived."
Harley looked puzzled. "Your bus driver? The Michaelis I'm talking about is one of the higher-ups in the company that owns this building."
"Maybe they're related," Kaji suggested.
"What do we do now, Mr. Waters?" Asuka asked.
"Young lady, 'Mr. Waters' is my father. Call me Harley. And what we do now is get you settled in before we go shopping for a change of clothes for you. I can tell from none of you having even a backpack that you all showed up with just the clothes on your backs, and it's part of my job to fix that state of affairs. And after that we can have some beach time fun! It won't be fancy, but I can barbecue some ribs and cobs of corn for everybody, and I got some cornbread at the store just this morning."
It didn't take long for the folks from Tokyo-3 to decide who was going to live with whom - the longest, and loudest, argument was between Harley (who insisted that a teenage boy was not going to live with two young women if he had anything to say about it, and he did) and Misato (who insisted that Shinji had lived with both her and Asuka for months without any incidents, and Harley seemed surprisingly incredulous of her argument). That apparent impasse was finally solved by Kaji suggesting Shinji live with him.
Harley used the label-maker that he usually used to mark which wire was which on a bike's electrical loom to put temporary signs on the mailboxes. Apartment 1 was claimed by Kensuke Aida and Toji Suzuhara, the two male classmates of Shinji who'd made the trip with him; Misato Katsuragi and Asuka Soryu were in apartment 2; apartment 3 was of course already Harley's; Rei Ayanami and Hikari Horaki were in apartment 4, and finishing off the apartments on the (not as windy) Sound side of the building was apartment 5 where Dr. Ritsuko Akagi and her assistant Maya Ibuki lived. Shinji Ikari and Ryoji Kaji were in apartment 6, the westernmost apartment on the Gulf side of the building - Kaji chose it because the sandy soil right beside the building looked like a good place to start a watermelon patch. True to his word, Harley gave Misato keys to apartments 1, 2, 4, and 6... which annoyed Asuka when she realized that meant Misato had a key to Kaji's apartment and she didn't.
Then they had a quick vote: sleep or shop? The need for clothes won out over the need to recover from jet lag.
Shinji dropped the envelope that Mr. Michaelis had slipped to him on the bus onto his new apartment's kitchen counter in an otherwise bare apartment. A quick glance revealed a clean slate save for basic furniture - a table and chairs in the kitchen; a TV set, a couple of chairs, and a coffee table in the living room; and beds and chests of drawers in the bedrooms... but nothing to give the apartment any character. Would everything turn out the all the same once this unfamiliar new apartment was filled up? He hardly had a chance to ponder that before Misato called him out to join the others.
Together, they headed out to the nearest stores, in a minivan that just barely held them all.
"Hey, Shinji, how do I look?" Shinji turned to look at Asuka from the rack of shirts and beach shorts that he had been searching through to find something simple that fit, and found his redheaded classmate and Eva pilot wearing a skimpy red bikini similar to the one she had gotten for her trip on the Over the Rainbow.
"Umm, it's ... very nice, Asuka," he answered a bit unsteadily while looking around for someone, anyone else in their group. "But I don’t think Waters-san wanted us to buy expensive bathing suits, just something we can wear tomorrow to go get more, proper clothing."
"No, it's fine Shinji-kun," he heard the older man answer from behind him. "And didn't I already tell y'all that 'Mr. Waters' is my father? Call me Harley. One of the good things about living on the beach is that as long as it's warm enough, swimsuits are considered at least somewhat decent clothes, though you'll want a cover-up to protect your skin, as well as a pair of shorts and sandals." Shinji watched in amazement as Wa- Harley-san caused the redhead to go from scandalous with barely anything on to something that had all the necessary things covered completely but still look good - if pure tourist.
It didn't take long for everyone to find what they needed at the tourist shop, and Harley promised them that in the next couple of days they would all get to go up to the local mall or outlet store to purchase more clothes and some knickknacks to personalize their apartments. Shinji, Toji, Kensuke and Kaji had each gotten two pair of shorts and four shirts while the girls, Misato, Dr. Akagi and Lieutenant Ibuki had all chosen swimsuits of various styles along with matching cover-ups. The swimsuits ranged from Asuka's skimpy red bikini to something called a "Tankini" that Misato and Hikari had each picked up in different colors, to the full-on unitard type suits of Dr. Akagi, Lt. Ibuki and Rei. Shinji was further surprised when the man paid almost five hundred dollars American on just this little bit of clothing for them. "Are all the clothes around here this expensive, Harley-san?” Shinji asked with a cringe.
"Not in the least," he answered. "This is a tourist trap that over-charges for cheaply-made crap. When we go to a real store instead of this thieves' institute, we'll find things much more reasonably priced so long as we're not buying name brand."
The store manager shot Harley a dirty look and said, "Don't believe him, kid - this guy can't even tune his own bike without looking at a Chilton's, let alone tune mine." Then the store manager and Harley laughed and slapped each other on the back, leaving Shinji wondering just what the relationship between them was. After a moment of male bonding, the store manager turned back to Shinji. "I've told Harley a hundred times that it's the store's location that makes everything so expensive. Everything's cheaper on the mainland, but you're not on the mainland right now. That's Santa Rosa Island for you."
Eventually, Harley collected his change, passed the bags out to the people who chose the outfits in them, and walked the group outside and back down the parking lot to where their minivan was parked.
Gulfside Rest, Pensacola Beach, Florida, USA
9:45 PM CT
Shinji was finally alone. He decided that it was finally time to look at the letter that the bus driver had handed him. It was quite the read.
Quote:Mr. Ikari,
You are no longer in the same universe that you grew up in. Your desire for a normal life but also a life with magic caused the divine instrumentality that maintains your universe to have a glitch. The same instrumentality also maintains other realities, and there were other people in other universes who did other things that also caused glitches. It is not completely your fault that things happened the way they did.
Most of your classmates do not remember Third Impact. This is for their own sanity. When people arrive in this universe, causality has a brief moment when it is malleable enough to adapt to the presence of the newcomers, to make it seem like they have always been present here. We simply took advantage of that effect to ease your friends' minds in accordance with what you wanted. Rei Ayanami remembers Third Impact, but she is a very special case
The adults in your group - Misato Katsuragi, Ryoji Kaji, Ritsuko Akagi, and Maya Ibuki - also remember Third Impact. If you have any difficulty in adapting to the world you find yourself in, please reach out to whichever of them you trust the most.
Shinji thought for a moment, and realized that the adult who he trusted the most, on or off that list, was Kaji.
Quote:If they are not able to help you, then reach out to your building manager, Harley Waters. As an outsider who is familiar with your life in Tokyo-3, Harley has an unusual viewpoint that might provide new insights into your troubles.
And if that doesn't work, ask Harley to put you in contact with people in the other residences that are owned by Funtom Property Management. That will definitely change your perspective, although that runs the risk of shattering your perspective to the point that you would be unable to cope with anything, so please do not make that request without careful consideration and planning.
Please know that you are liked and respected, and in some cases you are loved. You are the star of your own story - that phrase is a cliché, but in your case it is truer than you might think. Have faith in yourself and stand tall.
Belldandy.
Shinji read the letter again, more slowly.
Then he thought about what it said. He also wondered who Belldandy was.
10:10 PM CT
"Kaji," Misato said looking at the local news playing on the TV in the communal living room in apartment 3. "Something isn't right. This area should be under water so deep we should need helium rigs to sit where we are."
"Yet we don't," her boyfriend answered laconically.
"And none of the kids seems to think anything's out of the ordinary."
"Except Shinji. He has something on his mind that he isn't sharing with even me."
"I can't find anyone talking about the Angels," she said while shutting off the TV. "There is also nothing on about the UN, except for some crap about somebody claiming global warming is a hoax that they're trying to put over on everyone. Not a word about Second Impact; it’s like it never even happened, like the last fifteen years we lived not only didn’t occur, but something else completely different happened."
"It's definitely strange, Misato," Kaji answered. "What did you mean about somebody calling global warming 'crap'?"
Misato sighed. "The TV show was full of people saying global warming doesn't exist, or there's no consensus about it, and you know as well as I do that that's crap. That's why I turned it off."
"Actually, I don't. I'm not the one who was visiting a scientist parent at the Antarctic research base during Second Impact. You're going to have to explain to me why saying global warming doesn't exist is crap."
Misato smiled at Kaji's question. "You've got a girl all to yourself in a cozy room, and you want to hear her talking about science? Well, okay, I can do that."
"Thanks."
"You know the term 'greenhouse effect', right?" After Kaji nodded, Misato continued. "You should, since it was coined nine decades before Second Impact. But it wasn't until the 1930s that the effect was tied to carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, by... what was his name again... Guy Callendar. But nobody believed him until the 1950s when Hans Seuss presented supporting evidence."
"Seuss? Like the children's book writer?"
Misato smiled. "No relation. But that is why I remembered his name. After that, there was a lot of evidence for man-made global warming. President Johnson set up a science committee that confirmed it back in 1965. NATO picked up on it in 1969, and it was pretty much confirmed by the ice cores drilled at the Vostok Station. Confirming those cores were right was part of what we were doing in Antarctica when Second Impact happened."
Kaji blinked in surprise. "You never told me about that. So this is personal to you."
"In a way, yes."
"I'll look up everything you've told me once we're somewhere near a library, just so I can fill in the gaps that you don't remember and probably never learned."
Just then, Harley came down the stairs from his private apartment. "Oh, you're still here? When I didn't hear the TV, I thought you'd gone back to your own places."
Kaji smiled. "No, Misato was just about to tell me why saying there's a lack of consensus about global warming is crap."
Harley looked puzzled. "Isn't it? There's a lot of disagreement among scientists."
Misato shook her head. "There's been consensus that global warming is real since 1985 - those ice cores that the Russians drilled at Vostok Station convinced pretty much everybody."
"Just 'pretty much'?"
Misato frowned at Harley. "There's a difference between consensus and unanimity."
It was Kaji's turn to chuckle. "Yeah, my bosses are rarely unanimous, but they always have consensus before they tell me to do something for them."
"Oh. I guess you're using the word differently than the news folks do." Harley shook his head. "There's really consensus?"
"Since before I was born," Misato confirmed.
"But is there consensus about why it's happening?"
Misato nodded. "There's only one thing that could make that big a difference that fast. We did it. Humanity as a whole."
"But aren't there other factors involved? Like sunspots?"
"No, sunspots don't change how much heat the Sun gives off to any measurable extent. Claiming sunspots or solar variation cause global warming is like claiming a single drop of racing fuel in a full tank of gas will make your car - or bike - go faster."
"You'd need more than an entire tank of high-octane fuel to make a bike go faster. You'd also have to re-tune it, and ... Oh, I get it now. You're saying somebody needed to do something to make global warming happen."
Misato smiled. "To make it happen so quickly, yes."
"So quickly? It's been over a century."
"It's only been one century."
Harley thought for a moment. "Oh. I guess it depends on how you look at it. I don't suppose you're anywhere near done and I can lock up for the night?"
Kaji and Misato could tell that Harley didn't want to talk about the matter right now. Kaji didn't want to talk about it, either. "Sure," he replied. "See you tomorrow."
Kaji escorted Misato home, then continued to the apartment that he shared with Shinji... only to be surprised to find the boy was still awake. "What's up?"
"Oh, hi, Kaji. When we got off the bus today, the bus driver gave me a letter. I just read it."
"Anything special in the letter?"
"Yeah. I think you should read it, too."
Kaji did so, and realized that he wasn't going to be getting any sleep that night.
September 20, 2016
7:00 AM CT
"What are these?" Shinji asked as he picked up one of the cigarette-pack-sized plastic boxes. Apparently, while Shinji and Kaji had been talking all night, Harley had gone out and acquired these things for everybody; there was enough that they could have one each.
"Good morning, Shinji," Harley replied without taking his attention away from the fire that he was burning in the grill pit where he had roasted the corn and barbecued the ribs for yesterday's dinner. "Those are portable phones, so you can stay in contact with each other and me no matter where you are. They're also portable computer terminals that connect to the Internet. They flip open and one should have your picture on its screen, to show you that it belongs to you."
Shinji flipped open the phone in his hand, to see a screen that lit up with picture of Hikari that obviously hadn't been taken last night. "That one isn't mine", he muttered. The sheer perversity of the universe resulted in him not finding his phone until he had looked at every other phone on the table. "Did you take all of these pictures yourself?"
"What?" Harley finally had a decent fire going in the pit. "No, I can't use a camera worth spit. I got them from the briefing package that Funtom Property Management sent me about all of you."
"Waters-san, I remember Third Impact. I know I'm not where I grew up. When were these pictures taken?"
"Please, Shinji, call me..." Then the rest of what the boy had said registered. "Oh. We can talk about Third Impact later, okay? The photos really did come out of that briefing package. I don't know where Funtom got them from."
"Where who got what from?" Misato asked, and she and Kaji walked over to the grill pit.
"Where my bosses got the photos of you in the portable phones over by Shinji," Harley answered as he put three large frypans onto the grating over the grill pit. "There's one for each of you," he continued as Shinji held out the appropriate phones to Misato and Kaji.
"Thanks, Shinji," said Kaji as he accepted his phone. "I was just telling Misato about our conversation last night."
"What he told me explains so much," Misato added. "You and Rei really remember Third Impact? None of the other children seem to."
Harley growled. "We will talk about that subject later. Not now, when any of those children could show up." He took a deep breath, and released it. "Now, who's ready for a good old-fashioned American breakfast?" he asked in his usual tone of voice.
"Lots of foods count as American," Kaji pointed out.
"I've got eggs, bacon, sausage, batter for flapjacks, and vegetable oil so that no lard makes contact with the flapjacks, for Rei's sake. And I've got grits in the slow cooker over there." Harley gestured toward the table that also supported the bread and toaster.
"Everything you said sounds good," replied Kaji.
"Just bacon and eggs for me," said Misato.
Shinji thought for a moment. "You don't have anything for a Japanese style breakfast?"
"Sorry, Shinji, but I only know how to cook American style. I don't have a clue how to do an Eastern style breakfast."
Shinji's reply was, "Let’s see what you have to work with."
While Shinji was doing what he could with what he could find, Harley cooked some flapjacks and fried eggs and meat for the two other adults. Quietly, he said, "Misato, Kaji, there is something I need to explain to you that I think you don't realize quite yet, and unfortunately I have very little to prove it. I need to tell the adults before I tell the kids because it's going to be tougher for you to believe. Maybe Asuka will be a bit difficult to convince, but that's mostly because she never paid attention to her teacher’s lectures."
"We're not on our Earth, or at least not in one that followed our original history."
Harley blinked in surprise at Misato's reply. "Maybe it won't be so difficult to explain. What convinced you of that part of it?"
Kaji smiled. "We're standing right here right now. We're not swimming."
"Yeah, that's a pretty obvious sign. This world never saw Second Impact, there was never a Gehirn project, never a Human Instrumentality Project, no U.N. Council on the matter. No such field as metaphysical biology, either." Seeing the astonished looks on their faces out of the corner of his eye, he continued as he flipped Kaji's flapjack. "The fact of the matter is that to this world, your world is nothing more than a story written by a clinically depressed man who had a vision that was tragically cut short by idiot television producers when they forced him to wrap what should have been the third season up in a two-hour movie using minimum resources. It wasn't the first and it won't be the last, unfortunately."
Misato was speechless. Kaji was better prepared for that news, after his late-night talk with Shinji. "So what happened?"
"I'll loan you the DVD set I have of both the original and the remake," Harley replied. "Tomorrow, while the kids are ... doing something else."
"Remake?"
"Greed of course won out on the producers' part, and because the fandom has been building over the years they decided a few years ago to go back and redo the series in a series of movies. I haven't even watched the remake, it hasn't been finished yet, but the fan arguments that started not long after the third movie came out haven't been giving me hope.”
Misato finally got her brain back in gear. "Who was responsible?"
"Responsible for what?" Asuka asked from right behind the small group. "Good morning, Kaji!"
"Good morning, everyone," Hikari and Toji added.
Harley sighed. "Looks like I don't have time to talk any more. We've got eggs, bacon, sausage, flapjacks, and grits for breakfast this morning, plus whatever Shinji's managed to whip up. Who wants what?"
8:15 AM CT
Asuka grimaced as she listened to the entirety of Harley's explanation of why they were here, and just where "here" was. She remembered enough about uncertainty theory and probability theory from her Institute courses in Germany to make sense of it all - Asuka probably understood it better than Harley did - but she could tell just by looking at their faces that her classmates had no idea what he was saying.
Except for Shinji and Rei. Wondergirl was Wondergirl, so it was no surprise that she wasn't showing any emotions. But baka-Shinji? Something wasn't kosher. But that was a puzzle for another time, when she could get the two of them alone and ask questions.
She tuned Harley out and started exploring the "cellphone" that he'd provided for her before breakfast. What else was she going to do before they all piled into the minivan to go prowl the local mall?
Settling in with the device, she poked at the virtual buttons for a few minutes with her thumbs until a screen that she didn’t quite understand popped up. What was she supposed to do with just a text input box?
She noticed that Harley's explanation was over. She also noticed that most of her classmates were also playing with their phones, so she decided to ask. "Hey, Harley..."
"Yes, Asuka? What's wrong?"
"What's a 'Google'?"
9:47 AM CT
As the others got into the minivan, Rei cornered Harley. "You are holding back information."
Harley sighed. "I've told Shinji, I've told Kaji, I've told Misato, and now I'm telling you. We will talk about Third Impact tomorrow."
"I see no reason for the delay."
"Rei, look at your classmates. Everybody's having fun. Why ruin their day by bringing up bad memories? Tomorrow is soon enough."
She thought for a moment. "That is acceptable, as long as we have the conversation."
Pensacola, Florida, USA
10:44 AM CT
"This isn't a mall," Asuka griped as she, Hikari and Rei walked through the central thoroughfare of the mall again. "It's so small it would barely register as a shopping arcade in Tokyo-3."
"Soryu-san," Rei said softly, "I have looked at the maps of this region. This is not a large city and is obviously very spread out. This is likely all that the local population needs."
Asuka snorted, and Hikari shook her head, "Rei is right, Asuka," the class representative added. "These people don't exactly seem to be ..." at that point. Hikari struggled for the words to describe the situation. "They don't seem to be pretentious about how things are set up. They're very relaxed and relaxing."
"I am sure there is a logical reason for the way things are," Rei commented causing Hikari to nod. "I wonder what Lt. Ibuki is doing." Rei's apparent non-sequitur caused the other two girls to look the same direction Rei was facing only to see the back of Maya Ibuki going into a store across from FYE.
"Asuka, your English is better than mine," Hikari commented with a grimace at the admission, not realizing that she'd been speaking English fluently for nearly a full day. "What store is that?" Turning to look at her friend, Hikari could see the beat redness of the redhead's face.
"Oh, that would be Victoria's Secret," said Asuka with a slightly sharkish grin. "It's not a place for good little girls like you, Hikari. Unless you're not as much of a good little girl as you pretend to be. Although I must admit, I never figured Maya to be the type."
"Toji, we gotta go into this store!"
"What's got you all excited, Kensuke?"
"They sell wargames that we can play indoors!"
Toji took a look, and supposed that board games that simulated military battles were better than wargames played outside. There was less chance of getting hurt, for one thing. "I suppose..." Then he notice the price tags. "No. Look at that - a hundred bucks for a single tank."
"That's not so bad."
"That's American money. The equivalent of ten thousand yen."
"Oh..."
"And I'm not going to let my roommate spend that much money on a game when you don't have clean clothes to wear yet."
"Awwwwww..."
Kaji pushed his plate away. "Harley, you know some good people around here." The spy had just finished eating a large lunch of sushi and ramen from one of the mall restaurants and was pleasantly stuffed. "How do you know so many people around here?"
"Well, it helps that I grew up here. Also, since there are so very few things to do around here to pass one's dead time, you tend to talk and get to know people instead of just pass them by on the streets. Even if they don't ride. That said, while I know a few people in the area, I don't know everyone. And the strength of who I know is in each individual's strategic locations."
"So," Misato said, "it's not so much how many people you know but who you know that can help us."
"Somewhat," Harley answered. "Choosing lunch while the kids looked for things they needed was easy; Chuck is the best sushi chef in town and I've been eating at his place for years no matter where it's been. That said, there are some things, documents mostly, that you're going to need, that'll help you guys blend in. It's going to be difficult enough since most people are going to figure you and the kids for major geeks."
"Why do you say that, Harley?" Ritsuko asked. She'd left the lab coat at home and was wearing a pair of men's shorts (primarily for the pockets, it looked like) and an oversized t-shirt, but it was obvious that she wanted to change into the pantsuit that was in her shopping bags. "Is there something else we should know?"
Harley nodded. "Plenty, and I'll tell you all of it over the course of the next few weeks simply because dropping it on you all at once would be too much for me to explain, let alone for y'all to digest." He noticed that everyone else had finished their lunches, too. "That said, let's collect the kids and get the groceries so we can go back to the beach, I think we've inflicted enough damage on your benefactor's bank accounts for one day."
As the others gathered their purchases, Harley paid for the meal, making sure to tip well and make the busboy's job as easy as he could. Chuck liked Harley as a customer as much as Harley liked Chuck as a cook; they both knew that what goes around, comes around.
Shinji was carrying a bag with the basics of a wardrobe, added to what Harley had bought him the day before. He didn't really need anything colorful like a Hawaiian-style shirt; the white shirts he had were good enough.
He was looking at something more important than clothes. He couldn't cook with clothes.
The store had some basic items on sale, so he started with dinnerware service for six. While Shinji and Kaji could probably live with service for two, he knew they would end up inviting Misato, Rei, and Asuka over eventually. Also, the kitchen in their apartment really looked empty. Then he added a dish drainer and a washcloth, a "starter" set of knives, a small cutting board, a kettle, a wok, and a couple of bamboo steamers. He wanted more, but he could make do with what he had. Adding up the prices, he saw that he had just enough money left to cover everything.
But he'd forgotten about the sales tax.
Luckily, Kaji found him in the store before he had to put anything back. "Harley was just saying we'd spent enough of our benefactor's money for one day, so don't tell him that I helped you out," he whispered as he added a canister labelled "Tea" to the pile.
"Right. And thanks."
They had barely returned from the mall with their purchases when a small band of motorcyclists pulled up to the building and parked. Harley grimaced. Thanks to an email he'd gotten two days prior from Heather Raven in Philadelphia he'd known they were coming, and he'd prepared for their overnight stay. He didn't know the anime they came from, and figured he didn't need to just to play host for a night. But in all the excitement of the last day or so he'd forgotten to let his new residents know that there would be other displacees joining them for dinner and breakfast. Oh, well, nothing for it now.
He stepped out into the lot. "Welcome to Gulfside Rest," he called out. "I expect you'd be the Okanoue Girls High School Motorcycle Club? And butler?" he added with a nod to the elderly man who accompanied the girls. Harley hoped he'd pronounced that right.
"That's us!" replied a girl with a mop of curly black hair held back from her face by a white scarf tied into a headband. "I'm Onsa," she continued, "and this is Hane, Chisame, Rin, Lime, Hijiri, and Mister Hayakawa!" As she named them, each one acknowledged their name with a wave or a nod.
"I'm the manager here, Harley Waters," he said. He glanced over at the motorcycles. Nothing made by Harley-Davidson, he noted, nodding approvingly. "Oh, by the way, nice bikes," he added, which got him a chorus of "thank you"s from most everyone, and a silent bow over clasped hands from Lime. "Come on in, take a load off, and we'll get you set up with beds for the night."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," Hane, a sweet-faced brunette in jodhpurs and jacket, said. "We've been on the road all day, since Atlanta."
"Didn't help that the route sent us right through the middle of the city," groused Rin, a blonde in a pink one-piece riding suit with a prominent Suzuki "S" logo centered on her generous bustline. "What was so important that we had to go halfway around the Centennial Olympic Park and its amphitheater?" she demanded.
"I would not be surprised if it had added an hour to our travel time," Hayakawa noted placidly.
Harley waited patiently as they gathered up their rucksacks and backpacks while most of them griped and complained about the mysterious itinerary Heather had told him about. Only Hane and Lime, a girl with black pigtails who had yet to take off her helmet, didn't contribute. Behind him, he heard doors opening and realized the situation he was suddenly in.
"Ladies," he said quietly, then nodded to Hayakawa, "and gentleman, my tenants just arrived less than a day ago and I haven't been able to explain matters to them yet. They know something odd is going on, but I want to break the details to them gently. Can you please not mention your origins -- or theirs -- during your stay?"
They glanced among themselves, then Hane chirped "Sure!" which triggered a chorus of agreement. Lime said nothing, but gave a thumbs-up.
Onsa added, "You're our host -- what you say, goes."
Harley let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding. "Thank you." He looked over his shoulder to see the pilots and Misato approaching. "Time for introductions, then. Try not to react if you recognize them."
An hour later the Bakuon!! girls were lounging around Apartment 3's living room, talking with the Evangelion teens while the adults clustered closer to the kitchen to chat with Harley as he cooked. Dinner that night was fried potatoes and onions, a staple of Harley's, along with genuine Conecuh sausage on the side for the meat-eaters. It was something quick and easy to make, and allowed him to talk while he cooked.
It was obvious that at least some of the girls had recognized the Evangelion cast, but true to their promise they said nothing. Harley was thankful not only for that, but for how easily the two groups had blended. His own high school years weren't exactly typical by any measure, but he thought he remembered there being a lot more of a social divide between fourteen-year-olds and seventeen-year-olds. Apparently not here. The older girls were waxing enthusiastically about motorcycles and cycle touring, and the younger teens eagerly responded -- even Asuka, who seemed to want to be above the discussion even as she took part. And to his surprise both Rei and Shinji were more than just politely interested; he'd have to look into that later.
That one girl, Lime, still had yet to take her helmet off, though. What was up with that?
She still hadn't even as they ate dinner, and Harley was getting very curious. As the chatter about cycling and trips drew in the adults, and Harley shared his own experiences as a biker, he occasionally glanced her way. Every time he looked there was less food on her plate, but he never actually saw her eating anything. Nor, he realized, had he ever seen her holding a knife or fork, although they too were never in the same place twice. By the end of the dinner Lime's plate was empty, her utensils laid neatly atop it, and she was delicately wiping the bottom front of her helmet with a napkin. At that point he gave up trying to understand, suspecting that doing so might cost him what little sanity this job had left him with.
"Looks like everyone enjoyed dinner," he said instead, to vigorous agreement from all sides.
"That's been one of the best parts of this trip!" Hane exclaimed.
"Yeah," Chisame said. "All the delicious new food we've gotten to try along the way."
"Thank you for cooking," Hijiri said in a very formal manner.
"You're welcome," Harley replied as he began to gather the plates. "Now I normally close up between ten and ten-thirty, but until then you're free to stay here and talk, read or watch TV if you want. Oh, and I'd like to talk with the adults for a few hours tomorrow. Rei and Ritsuko each reminded me that I have to have a discussion about a few things, and I want to clear things with at least Misato before I talk to everybody."
"What are we going to do while you talk with the grown-ups?" Toji asked.
"We have a beach, right across the road. Have fun!"
The adults groaned; they wanted to have fun, too. Rei asked, "May I join you for your talk?"
Harley thought for a moment, then answered, "Sure. It was your idea." He winked at Shinji when he said that, and hoped that the teenager would get the hint that he was invited, too.
Gulfside Rest, Pensacola Beach, FL, USA
September 21, 2016
9:00 AM CT
The motorcycle girls left right after breakfast, but not before a round of goodbyes that included unexpected hugs for everyone who wanted one. Toji wasn't going to complain about that, but he was careful to not let any go on too long when Hikari was watching. Not that he got any long hugs, unlike the apartment manager (which was odd) and Shinji (which was odder). And after Shinji's second hug, the Demon made a fuss and hung back from everyone else.
With the goodbyes finished, they all got on their bikes and they all took off. "For Kissimmee!" Hane had said during breakfast. "The friend who arranged this trip got us all passes to Disney World!"
Which sounded cool, but for once Toji thought he was getting the better deal.
"What a view," Kensuke said, looking at the white sand of the beach and the bright blue waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
"You said it, buddy," Toji said beside him, the jock's gaze never leaving the swimsuited girls in front of them who had immediately broken into a run for the water as soon as it came into view.
"So nice," Kensuke added from beneath his own bundle of burdens. Harley had handed the group a cooler, two beach umbrellas, four beach towels, and all the little things that a trip to the beach requires. The cooler held a picnic lunch along with the selection of drinks, and Harley had also provided a trash bag for the debris that the contents of the cooler would generate. The problem, as far as Toji and Kensuke could tell, was that they as boys were the designated pack mules for the trip.
Their reverie was broken as Asuka yelled back to them, "Hey stooges, are you going to stand there all day or are you going to come down here and set things up?"
"When did we get designated as your servants?" Toji called back with a smile.
"Toji," Hikari called from the water's edge, "no arguments today, please. We have a marvellous, beautiful day to ourselves out here and I intend to enjoy it. So no fighting."
"All right, class rep," Toji answered with a sigh. "Just... get her to keep things civil, please."
Hikari nodded and then turned to the redhead. "Asuka, you know Toji doesn't like being bossed around," the class rep continued. "Please don't antagonize him; I want us all to enjoy this trip."
"All right, Hikari," Asuka replied. "Let's find a good spot and set up; the day isn't getting any longer."
The pigtailed brunette nodded and waved the boys toward the girls while looking up and down the beach itself, "What do you think about that spot over there?" she asked the rest of the group while pointing a slight bit to the west of where the boardwalk through the dunes let out onto the beach itself.
"We should be easy to find there," Toji commented. "Does anybody know why Shin-kun and Rei didn't come with us?"
As Toji asked that (and didn't get an answer), Shinji, Rei, Misato, Kaji, Ritsuko, Maya, and Harley were crowded into the latter's living room - which was quickly becoming the building's common room.
"The first thing we need to talk about," Harley announced, "is Third Impact."
"I remember it happening, and I remember that I had to decide what was going to happen to everybody," Shinji replied. "What do you remember, Rei?"
"All of it," she answered. "I hurt you by making you decide. I gave each individual exactly what they wanted in their existence. I destroyed the entirety of humanity and pooled what was left into one entity that had no sense of individuality."
Nobody else said anything for a long moment.
"I don't remember that much," said Kaji, finally. "I do remember my existence as an individual ending. What I don't remember is my existence as an individual starting again. That just... happened." The other adults, save for Harley, nodded in agreement.
"It's obvious from the way the other children have been behaving that none of them remember a thing about it," offered Ritsuko. "I suspect that they don't want to remember it. Humans want to remember good times and forget horrible times. There are several names for the condition; the kindest and most accurate, in my mind, is 'Selective Amnesia'."
"Are you saying we shouldn't tell them?" Misato asked.
"That might be the kindest course to take," suggested Maya.
Harley sighed. "Normally, I'd agree with you there. But your situation isn't normal."
"That's right," Shinji added. "The letter mentioned that you're familiar with my life in Tokyo-3."
"Letter? What letter?" Harley asked before Ritsuko could.
Shinji pulled it out of his pocket. "This letter. I got it when we first arrived here."
Kaji put his hand on Shinji's shoulder. "Maybe you should read it to everyone."
Shinji did so, adding, "I don't know who this 'Belldandy' person is."
"I do," said Kaji. "She's a goddess. A made-up goddess from a manga that I read when I was not much older than you, but still a goddess."
Harley nodded in agreement. "And she's as real as you and I are. That's the second thing that we need to talk about, and it ties in with why we can't leave the other children ignorant of Third Impact."
"You are implying that we are also made-up people," Rei stated tonelessly.
"I can believe that," Shinji said slowly.
Harley nodded. "I'm not implying it, I'm outright saying it. And from what I've heard from other people doing the same job as me, you aren't the only ones." He opened a box that he had pulled out of his collection earlier, and pulled a DVD from it. "Here's the proof: the TV series that was made about you." He kept talking as he loaded the disk into the player. "I'll give you five warnings before I start this. First, what you're about to see is what my world has been told has happened in your world. Each of you have your own perceptions of what occurred since Shinji's arrival in Tokyo-3, however this is probably the most impartial view of it all. That said, it is the vision of a clinically depressed mind, so it's going to be biased.
"Second, the entire story was written to destroy the entertainment tropes that had cropped up in the giant robot genre. The Oedipus complex, the hotshot-foreign-pilot love interest, a whole slew of other things.
"Third, since you lived this, you know the contexts of any decision you made in any scene that shows something where you are involved. I don't. Honestly, this mostly revolves around the children, but I figured that I could show you first and get your help in explaining these things to the children since you know them better than I do.
"Fourth, there will be scenes that will embarrass you, scenes that will show your deepest, darkest desires, and those times and reasons why you hate yourselves so much that you don't think you get to have any happiness. When you see them, remember to keep them in context, and if you're feeling particularly vulnerable about any of your memories from that world, now or while you're watching, be sure to discuss it amongst yourselves.
"Finally, and the reason why we can't keep this from the children, this isn't the only copy of the series in Pensacola Beach, let alone in Florida. There is no way we can keep them from finding out everything in the series, including how they died during Third Impact. Now, if you are ready, I'll start the show."
Nobody noticed Rei leaving partway through the fifth episode.
11:30 AM CT
Malcolm Reynolds was not panicking. Panicking would reflect manic action, at least motion, or maybe yelling to cause others to take action. Instead, he was laying on something soft but firm that moulded to his body, with Inara snuggled against him, and he was staring up at the edge of an umbrella and a bright blue sky beyond it.
"Cap'n?" he heard Jayne say off to his left.
"Yeah, Jayne?" he replied in a low voice, trying not to wake Inara.
"I thought Wash died when we was running from the Reavers to Mister Universe?" The question caused Mal to sit up, dumping Inara to the side as he looked around, first at Jayne, and then at the rest of his crew. Surprisingly, it was his entire crew, even the ones who had died. To his left, Jayne sat in a chair that he just barely fit into beyond where Wash and Zoe lay on a blanket under a large umbrella, spooned together. To his right, Kaylee and River were both snuggled up to Simon under another umbrella, Shepard Book asleep in a chair beyond them.
All around them was fine sand, dunes behind them and a beautiful blue expanse five meters in front of them. "Jayne, I'm afraid we might be dead." Mal said as the people around him started to stir. "Because this sure looks like Heaven to me."
"You are not dead," a calm voice said from behind them. Mal and Jayne shared a look and then looked behind them to find a blue-haired girl standing on the top of one of the dunes. "And while this is a public beach, I don't think the local authorities allow camping here."
Inara was grumbling beside him as he got up and shaded his eyes while looking at the girl. "You say we aren't dead," he replied, and the girl nodded. "But two of my crew who were dead are now here with us and healthy; how do you explain that?"
The girl smiled, "You were probably picked up by the same multidimensional confluence that deposited my friends and I here," she answered. "This means you are probably the other group of people our host was expecting.
"What the hell is it that she just said, Mal?" Jayne asked.
The blue-haired girl addressed the mercenary with a flat look on her face, "Someone with a lot of power had an accident that caused multiple realities to overlap, dumping you here."
Jayne, eloquent as ever, said, "Huh?"
The girl facepalmed in frustration, "God went oops, you were dropped in a world where you never really existed and are stuck here until they fix it."
"Oh," Jayne answered, "Is there someplace we can get something to eat nearby?"
"Oh God, Harley, turn it off." Misato buried her face in her hands.
"I sometimes forget how much we actually put those kids through," Kaji commented beside her while Harley stopped the DVD player and ejected the disk.
"I think we can leave it there for now," agreed Harley, sliding the disc into its sleeve. "But you need to see the rest of the series at some point." Setting the multi-disk case aside, he picked up a serving tray with almost enough glasses to go around. "Sorry, Shinji and Rei, you don't get one of these. Bourbon's only for the grown-ups... Where's Rei?"
The front door opened to reveal the girl in question... leading eight adults and an older teenager, all of whom Harley recognized as being from a series called Firefly. "I found them on the beach. Can we keep them?"
Harley downed his own glass in one drink. "I think we're going to have to take them in."
9:30 PM CT
Kaji and Misato were walking on the beach, much to Asuka's displeasure.
"That anime series..." Kaji couldn't finish. But he didn't need to.
All Misato said in response was "I wonder how much Maya knew. About the project that Commander Ikari was running under everyone else's noses and Ritsuko was helping him with."
"That's what you're worried about?"
"She is Ritsuko's assistant. But I didn't notice her acting oddly at all, back in Tokyo-3."
He took her hand in his, holding her as comfortingly as he could while in public. "You didn't have any reason to look."
They walked like that for a few minutes, neither saying anything.
September 22, 2016
9:30 AM CT
Kaji knocked on Harley's door. It didn't take long for the door to be opened.
"Kaji! What can I do for you?" Harley asked.
He held up the phone that Harley had given him. "The screen on this phone isn't very big. I'd like something larger for reading this world's 'internet'."
"I guess we can get you a proper computer and a desk to put it on. I think we can get you a desk at the Lowe's in Gulf Breeze, and if all you want to do is surf the web, one of the cheap laptops from the Walmart next door to Lowe's would be good enough."
So they headed into town, joined by Ritsuko after Kaji told them where they were going. Kaji picked up a Chromebook, Ritsuko bought a desktop computer, and they each bought flat-pack desks to put them on. "Looks like I've got to assemble some more furniture," Harley mock-complained.
Once they were back, Maya connected the computers to Harley's WiFi while Harley put together the desks. It was only then that they realized they'd forgotten to buy desk chairs.
"I'll just use a kitchen chair," Kaji offered before Ritsuko could ask to go out again.
"I suppose that'll do until we can get something better," she said grudgingly.
Once Kaji was alone - Shinji and the rest of the kids were enjoying the beach along with River - he decided to find out just how much the world knew about him.
He spent the next two hours reading EvaGeeks, and marked the site for further study.
Then he decided to find out whether there was anything on the internet about the people who had just moved in the day before. which lead him to spending another hour and a half reading "the Firefly and Serenity database" wiki.
Then he wondered whether it would be a good idea to find out who else was in this reality. Throwing caution to the winds, he searched for reports of fictional characters showing up in real places. There were more results than he expected.
And then he got his first email in this reality.
9:30 PM CT
Misato and Kaji's evening walks were becoming gossip fodder at Gulfside Rest - but they didn't care.
"You're not going to believe what I discovered today."
Misato raised one eyebrow. "I had a front-row seat for Second Impact. I can believe a lot."
"Okay. Do you remember a pre-Impact anime called Sailor Moon?"
"I loved that show! I really connected with the title character."
"She's in Ottawa. And so are her friends."
Misato blinked in surprise. "Okay, I wasn't expecting you to say that. How did you find that out?"
"That's even more unbelievable. I was sent an electronic mail message about it. There's a self-aware computer connected to the Internet in this world. It monitors the 'World Wide Web' that CERN invented back in 1991, looking for people like us, and when it saw I was doing the same searches, it got in touch with me."
"If I hadn't spent most of my recent life working with Ritsuko and the MAGI, I'd ask how much you've had to drink."
"Not a drop, I swear! Although I need a freakin' drink," Kaji admitted.
"Oh? Why?"
"That self-aware computer is out of a movie. It's HAL 9000."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Okay, now I need a freakin' drink, too."
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