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  Wow, I'm not sure Doug would take that very well...
Posted by: LynnInDenver - 03-09-2010, 05:32 AM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (2)

Apparently a posting on a Fark thread related to Scientology becoming more like a religion... that became rather a hard crash inside my head when I saw it. So I share the pain of the train wreck:
[Image: scientology_sign.jpg]
I fully expect such a deed to be very difficult, and very painful, to accomplish, though. Except, perhaps, for Doug's wife. Tongue
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"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor

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  Talk about bad timing
Posted by: ordnance11 - 03-09-2010, 03:57 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (15)

The same time Toyota was trying to debunk the idea that nothing is wrong with the electronic throttle of their cars, a Prius at 1300 local time went out of control from a stuck throttle on the 8 freeway in San Diego. The car was doing 90 mph. The driver called 911. The CHP managed to get a cruiser in front of the car and slowed it down to a stop. The driver was shaken, but unhurt. If this Prius had a fix and still went out of control, it doesn't look good for Toyota.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

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  [STORY] [UNFINISHED] Not Just An Adventure, It's A Job
Posted by: M Fnord - 03-09-2010, 01:57 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (2)

So this is a little something I've been kicking around for, oh, a long time now. It's not even close to finished, but the story-as-is makes for a nice little look into the pre-war life of the Soviet Air Force. I'm kicking it out just to see what people think. Enjoy! --Mal



September 1, 2010
Bob Hope Airport
Burbank, CA, USA, Earth

Forget everything they say about Los Angeles; this is the true center of Hollywood assholism. Nothing but studios and overdevelopment as far as the eye can see. Hot and sunny overdevelopment, too. Southern California is the home of the dreaded reptoids, and their lizardy mark can be found all over the damn place.

So there we were, chilling (ha) on the tarmac at Hope Field, deep in the heart of Burbank. It's the closest airport to Tinseltown, even if it is technically only a regional, so when the client requested we pick him up near the office, it only made sense to land there. Hell, it beat trying to land at LAX. Hope might not be properly equipped for fencraft, but good Lord Xenu the traffic is easier to handle.

Truthfully, I wouldn't have landed in the US at all had I a say in the matter; the last time we were in American airspace our departure was accompanied by angry men, a hail of gunfire and the rockets' red glare. It wasn't my idea of a good time. Even with the shiny new Kandor Treaty forgiving us our sins, there was bound to be some rent-a-cop somewhere who hadn't gotten the “please don't shoot these guys” memo. So that added a nice little edge of mortal peril to the whole shebang.

The client was insistent that the mountain come to Mohammed, not the other way round, and he was willing to pay triple for the privilege. And hell, even evil commie fen bastards have to eat, right? Not to mention that triple pay would eliminate all the bills we still owed for Korolev. Financial solvency ahoy!

We landed a little before noon, expecting the client to be waiting with all his gear and entourage at the general aviation apron, as requested. Because the universe is a perverse beast, neither hair nor hide of the client was to be found.

“So, where's the guy?” KJ asked... somebody. Me, maybe, or the airport, or Burbank in general.

Grumbling, I pulled out my devil cellphone and called the client's office. At once I was greeted by a cheery receptionist. “Yes,” I said, “this is Captain Fnord. I'd like to speak with Mr. Cameron, please.”

“I'm sorry, Mr. Cameron is in a meeting right now, can I take a message?”

I very carefully didn't start swearing into the phone. Receptionists are people too, and venting my wrath on the help is just poor form. Instead, I said “Of course. Please tell Mr. Cameron that his contracted transport is at Hope Airport on schedule, and that the fee goes up 50% for ever hour past noon he keeps us waiting? And,” I added in the sweetest voice I could muster, “could you be a dear and see that he gets that message around, oh, one o'clock?”

“I, um, I'll be sure to let him know, sir. Thank you.”

“You're very welcome. Ta.” If the man was going to demand our presence in the Americas and not have the goddamned common courtesy to have his shit ready to go when we got here, I was more than willing to make him pay.

“More money?” Elena couldn't keep the grin off her face.

I raised a fist. “If the bourgeois capitalist pigs are going to make us wait like their servants, then it's our moral imperative to take the fuckers to the cleaners!”
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

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  Savage Worlds?
Posted by: ECSNorway - 03-08-2010, 09:26 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

So, I'm considering getting an online game of some sort going - probably an open MUSH of some sort - I do have a setting in mind - and I'm looking for game mechanics to go with it. Savage Worlds has been suggested. I'd be open to advice from folk who have some experience with the system...
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

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  Regardless of your politics...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 03-08-2010, 08:18 PM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

...you should find something funny in this:
Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion featuring Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron Howard, Jim Carrey, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, FOD Team, Jake, and Antonio Scarlata.  Warning:  This is a political commercial of sorts, so if you're in favor of having no regulation on banks and credit card companies, you might not want to watch it.
Posted in General because I think the funny outweighs the political.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Iron Man 2 Trailer # 2
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 03-08-2010, 05:25 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (11)

Fresh off the presses here.
And it is awesome.  The very last moments are killer.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Alice In Wonderland
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 03-08-2010, 12:20 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

Peggy and I just got back from an IMAX 3D showing of Burton's new "Alice".
Go see it.  As soon as you can.  The effects are spectacularly well done but at the same time do not distract you from the story.  The actress playing Alice is exceptional, and of course Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are great.  They've also got some surprise voice talent for the CGI-only characters, including Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman, and for all of two lines Christopher Lee.  The story is ... well, they've done a wonderful job of concealing this in the marketing, but I will give away a small secret -- this is not a new version of the classic story.  Alice is not Dawson-cast at almost 20 instead of being 7.  There's a reason she's almost 20 -- It is a sequel to the original stories.  And it works.
Oh, extra bonus:  A new, long, detailed trailer -- in 3D -- for Tron Legacy precedes it.
Like I said, go see.
ETA:  Just discovered that the main theme -- written by Danny Elfman -- is available for free download in MP3 format from Amazon.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Serious retconning or doubletalking needed!
Posted by: robkelk - 03-07-2010, 11:07 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (4)

All those references to Fenspace not having folding money because there are better uses for paper?

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2 ... money.html]Forget about them. That excuse doesn't wash.

This is doubly-embarrassing considering that Australia hasn't had paper money since before handwavium was discovered.

Now how do we explain why Fenspace is a cashless society?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Pro-geek/nerd movies where nerds DON'T need to change to be happy?
Posted by: robkelk - 03-07-2010, 10:23 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (9)

I noticed http://forums.sjgames.com/showthread.php?p=946895]a thead over on the SJGames forums where the thread starter is looking for "movies where nerds are the main protagonists, and are (a) shown in a positive light (b) shown to stay true to their nature, and yet attain whatever goal that more-or-less corresponds to happiness."

If we can't come up with a couple of dozen suggestions, I'll be disappointed...

What's already been suggested:

  • The New Guy (Dizzy)
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Revenge of the Nerds
  • The Rock
  • TRON
  • Sneakers
  • Role Models
  • REAL GENIUS
  • Wargames
  • Mozart and the Whale
  • Serenity

Plus some TV shows, but they're outside the stated parameters. What else can we add to the list?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Of interest to Conlangers and folks interested in such things as Klingon, et al
Posted by: Foxboy - 03-07-2010, 09:42 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (3)

As folks may know from some of the Legendary Channel chats, I'm interested in constructed languages. Well there's a recent announcement about one of the typical affordable resources for a non-academic hobbyist.
Mark Rosenfelder's Language Creation Kit will soon be released via Amazon .com as a Print-on-demand dead trees edition that is 4 times larger than the free web version.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

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