Super villian musical written by Joss Whedon starring Neal Patrick Harris and a bunch of other rad individuals.

MY GOD STOP READING AND CLICK!
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

That's it. I'm done. See you fine people later. 5th mapserver in 5 minutes. Nope. Sorry. We are not getting anything done now with that going on.

I'm going to check out Infinity and see what's up over there.

((GAH!! Posted to wrong forum! Sorry!))

The following programming is rated for all audiences and is not remotely canon in any way shape or form.
*Click*
[MANTICORE is chained and presented before LORD RECLUSE and the PATRONS in his throne room]
RECLUSE: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
MANTICORE: If I was from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
RECLUSE: If you were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
MANTICORE: Neither of us is dead, so obviously I'm not from CONTROL.
BLACK SCORPION: ....that actually makes sense.
[Other PATRONS look at SCORPION with '...you're kidding me' expressions]
*Click*
[SELL-SWORD is currently pointing his rifle between LADY NOGITSUNE and GENAU'GOEG]
GEN: Fox season! *points rifle at Nogi*
NOGI: Dragon season. *points rifle back*
GEN: Fox season!
NOGI: Dragon season!
GEN: Fox season!
NOGI: Fox season! *rotates rifle back to herself*
GEN: *pulls rifle back towards herself* Dragon season, fire!
*BOOM*
[Smoke clears, revealing the formerly blue Gen to now be black with soot and glaring at Nogi]
GEN: You're desssspicable.
*Click*
CHORUS: Up in the sky, coming at you! A herooooo of metal hue! He locks horns with disaster for the red and white and blue!
[CITADEL flies through the sky, carrying STATESMAN's cape, and beating up on FIFTH COLUMN MEK MEN, VAMPYR, and WAR WOLVES.]
CHORUS: Then was born a boy robot! Miracle of science!
[Cut to CYBERMAN 8 under construction]
CHORUS: Pre-designed to fight large monsters!
[CYBERMAN 8 kicks BABBAGE in the kneecap]
CHORUS: Super-charged and quick on the draw!
[CYBERMAN 8 continues unloading martial arts moves into Babbage's leg with...no apparent effect]
CHORUS: Pretty darn good buuuut he needs help from Big Guy! They're a great team!
[BABBAGE is bowled over by a blast of energy from CITADEL as CYBERMAN 8 keeps the Clockwork distracted]
CHORUS: The boy robot lives his dream!
[Shot of CITADEL and CYBERMAN 8 on top of BABBAGE's prone body]
CHORUS: To be a legend in history! The Big Guy and Rusty!
[Title splash]
*Click*
[Scene: Stage of a talk show. GAMMA EMISSION and TERRENCE KNIGHT are already sitting on chairs as the host looks at the camera]
JERRY: And today, it seems we have a disagreement between these two. Terrence thinks that Lisa is cheating on him with someone she rescued! Well, let's bring her out. Here's Rhea!
[EMERALD BLAST steps out in her clubbing outfit, walks over and sits down on GAMMA's lap to TERRENCE's astonishment and lays one on the lips.]
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
*Click*
[WILLIAM BISHOP III in a business suit is facing several PORTAL CORP EXECUTIVES]
BISHOP: So, would you three be 'portals_R_us_5934', 'interdimensinul_hotty', and 'praetorians_or_bust'?
[The executives look around confused but nod]
BISHOP: So this webchat is from you three then:
"Hey, let's send the next hero to that world where the telepath makes them think they wiped out the human race."
"Oh, that'd be hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious."
"I can't say I disapprove. Just make sure you tape it so the rest of us can see."
"It never gets old. They ALWAYS believe it off the bat."
[Executives start making various excuses]
BISHOP: You're aware that's emotional harrassment? You see, I'm William Bishop III, and this is "To Catch a Jackass."
*Click*
[Commercial Break]
ANNOUNCER: Next time on Jerry Springer....
JERRY: So, what you're saying is that you befriended this woman, romanced her, and then slept with her....all without her knowing you were an alien spy?
INYME: ....that's the point of being a SPY.
CROWD: BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!
*Click*
[Credits go up on ICEY CHEF]
JACKIE FROST: Now, you add the cucumber just so...season with a little oregano, oil, boil for ten minutes, and BAM! a little garlic. BAM! A little more pepper. BAM! A little of my special sauce....
*Click*
[Lights go up on stage as TERRENCE, EMET, MAG FLASHLIGHT, and THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL]
TERR: Young man! There's no need to feel down!
EMET: Young man! Pull yourself off the ground!
MAG: Young man! You're in a new town!
LINCOLN: There's no need to be unhappy!
TERR: Young man! There's a place you can go!
EMET: I said, young man! When you're short on the dough!
MAG: You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find...
LINCOLN: Maaaany ways to have a good time!
ALL: It's fun to stay at the Y! M! C! A! It's fun to stay at the Y! M! C! A!
TERR: You can get yourself cleaned!
EMET: You can have a good meal!
MAG: You can do whatever you feel!
[Cut to titles: The VILLAGE TANKS]
*Click*
[KNIGHT SABRES bounce from every rooftop in intricately choreographed patterns]
CHORUS: Theeeeey've got...a power and a force that you've never seen before!
[STREET SABRE and DANCE SABRE whirl through a gang of CREY RIOT GUARDS, bashing their way through]
CHORUS: Theeeeey've got...the ability to fight and even up the score!
[NET SABRE and NANO SABRE blast thugs from a distance with lightning and dark bolts]
CHORUS: Noooooo one....will ever keep them down! The power lies on their siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
[All SABRES pose on top of building]
CHORUS: Go go Sabre Rangers! Whoa-o-oh! Go go Sabre Rangers! You mighty, warpin' Sabre Rangers!
*Click*
[HRO'DTOHZ is looking through a portal with a telescope]
HRO'DTHOZ: Missing presence: Kaboom(Earth Shattering)? Presence: imperative, Kaboom(Earth Shattering).
[FUSIONETTE walks up behind him.]
FUSIONETTE: Ehhhhh, what's up doc?
*Click*
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

Just wanted to wish all of the Fenspacers out there a happy Armstrong's Day. Fireworks in Kandor?

Or - if you log onto Virtue Server, pick which ONE of your characters you will be leveling up this weekend, and level up ONLY that one. Because if you log off,
you are NOT getting back on to Virtue Server.

Considering that Virtue is where the vast majority of my characters now reside, I am more than a little PISSED OFF at the IDIOTS at NCSoft North.. This is
insane. I repeat - this is INSANE. MORONIC. Their back end can NOT handle this load!

Fuck it. I guess I won't be task forcing, leveling up, or doing any of those nice things that they said I'd be able to do this weekend. At least not
with the characters and on the servers and with the friends I intended.

In Soviet Russia, XP doubles YOU. Over a table that is.

((Edit: It's not a reactivation weekend. I heard that in passing and assumed it was true because it's happened before.))

Now I remember when the fifth column had their robots posing as scientist, but when the the Nazi themselves get into it?

Just got back from seeing it.

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Uhm...

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Nope. I got nothing. No words.

I'm still processing.

Oh.... If you can see it at IMAX, do so.

But SEE IT. It is EVERYTHING that has been hyped on, and 110% beyond.

Get back to you later, after I put the tiny pieces of my brain back together. My mind, she is blown.

So, this is essentially what it sounds like.

Laying Rommy and his Romans down hard and getting double duties for it. General timing would be in the evening(late, for me, due to work), but I imagine there
could be multiple runs.

Assuming Lag doesn't bar Cimerora entirely from the game for the weekend. *grin*
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

I'm planning to set up a personal website - you know, the usual; portfolio, resume, and personal projects. Mostly art-related for now. So I'm looking
for a good web hosting service. Can anyone recommend a good company, and one that's pretty user-friendly?

I'm competent with html, shtml, and those aspects of web design. But I'm not too great with FTP clients and the more backend side of the business.

What would be a good service for me? I don't know where to start looking, or how to go about the whole domain name thing.

I have credit cards to pay by, so billing isn't a problem. My budget's low, though; all I'm looking to spare is a few bucks a month.

*waves flag* Help?
-- Acyl

Go, watch it. Now.

Before they take it offline.

http://www.drhorrible.com/

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Epsilon