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  The "Other" Killer song
Posted by: Kokuten - 10-20-2005, 06:21 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play - Replies (1)

the previous subject line brought this one to mind
George Michael - Killer

Quote:
So you want to be free
To live your life the way you wanna be
Will you give if we cry
Will we live or will we die
Tainted hearts heal with time
Shoot bad love so we can
Stop the bleeding
Solitary brother, is there still a part of you that
Wants to live?
Solitary sister, is there still a part of you that
Wants to give?
Solitary brother,is there still a part of you that
Wants to live?
Solitary sister, is there still a part of you that
Wants to give?
If we try to live our lives
The way we wanna be
Solitary brother, is there still a part of you that
Wants to live?
Solitary sister,is there still a part of you that
Wants to give?
Solitary brother, is there still a part of you that
Wants to live?
Salitary sister, is there still a part of you that
Wants to give?
Racism in future kings can only lead to no good
And besides, all our sons and daughters already
Know how that feels
Song causes any despondent/suicidal Target to break depression and shift alignment temporarily towards good.
In a frustrating turn, depression break is 'sticky', and fades slowly over time, usually _not_ fading, unless depression is caused by an outside source. Alignment shift is not sticky, and binary sets back to normal the second the song is over >.Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

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  A "Killer" of a song
Posted by: bmull - 10-20-2005, 04:35 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play - Replies (12)

A quick search didn't find this one suggested before, so here goes:
"(Dont' Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
from: www.blueoystercult.com
(Don't Fear) The Reaper
by Donald Roeser
1976 B. O'Cult Songs, Inc.
All our times have come
Here - but now there - gone
Seasons dont fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Come on, baby
Dont fear the reaper
Baby, take my hand
Dont fear the reaper
Well be able to fly
Dont fear the reaper
Baby, Im your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Valentine is done
Here but now theyre gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity
Romeo and Juliet
Forty thousand men and women everyday
Like Romeo and Juliet
Forty thousand men and women everyday
Redefine happiness
Another forty thousand comin everyday
We can be like they are
Come on, baby
Dont fear the reaper
Baby, take my hand
Dont fear the reaper
Well be able to fly
Dont fear the reaper
Baby Im your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Love of two is one
Here but now theyre gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear that she couldnt go on
And the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared
Saying dont be afraid
Come on, baby
And she had no fear
And she ran to him
Then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye
She had become like they are
She had taken his hand
She had become like they are
Come on, baby
Dont fear the reaper

I envision this as turning Doug in to a modified version of the Shishi Gami from "Mononoke Himi." If you've seen the movie, where the Shishi Gami walks the ground bursts into life, the life flurishes and then dies, all during each step. By the time the Shishi Gami raises his hoof the gound is dead. In this case, everything Doug touches dies; the plants in the ground, the bacteria in the air, everything. A downfall is that *everything* he touches dies, even his friends and allies. It would be one of those songs that would be used as a last resort.
Alternatively, it could make Doug and his team members immune to death. If they get killed, they just revive and keep going, or they just can't be killed. You could make it so they take damage but, if the damage gets bad enough to kill them, they regenerate to fight some more. Closer to the "growth/death" cycle from the movie.
Brian

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  Cockaroachimaru's Curse Seal...
Posted by: Valles - 10-20-2005, 03:34 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (13)

...Or, Just How Crazy -Is- Angst-Boy, Anyway?
See, at the start of Naruto, Sasuke is gloomy, driven, and about as expressive as a rock. However, he's also clever, observant, and able to react well under pressure. (Well, up to a point - but nobody's perfect.)
Which means that, when Snake-face hits him with a jutsu who's -entire- -purpose- is to scare its targets stupid, his reaction of complete panic is, well, predictable.
So how the hell does someone that logical (if, occaisionally, oblivious) end up deciding that a complete psycho who a.) has flat out -admitted- to having all -sorts- of unnatural desires with regards to his precious Uchiha hide, b.) is demanding that he completely abandon the new emotional bonds he's managed to build (which we -know- he values, from several different incidents), and c.) was so weak that a 70-year-old fart (who, BTW, was wading through too much emotional attachment to fight at more than half power) managed to kick him out of the village that -he- wanted to take over... and make it stick... is a better ally than Konoha's combined repetoire of training, techniques, and support staff?
This is not a -dumb- decision, folks. It's fucking -crazy-. And, frankly, it comes out of nowhere, even accounting for his jealousy of Naruto.
These Curse Seals have mental affects - we -know- that, the Sound Four flat out -told- him so.
The implications are, I think, obvious. And I'm genuinely shocked at how many of Sasuke's partisans (ie, -all- of them) seem to have missed the entire possibility.
Opinions?
Ja, -n
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===============================================
"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

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  A minor Warrior's World snippet
Posted by: Kokuten - 10-19-2005, 04:22 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (1)

the following is intended for amusement only. And is not intended to be a 'canon' WW or DW story, merely a 6-in-the-bloody-AM-plotbunny-won't-leave-me-alone story.
__________________
So now I'm mostly retired. Instead of power armor and bank heists, I run one of the damndest meat counters you'll find in this New York city. I've always loved NY, you know, and now I guess I'm seeing a different part of it.
I'm not even mad at the Warriors. That Loon guy, he's alright. Was one of the bigwigs behind the loans that got me this place. I even shook his hand once. Good guy.
I can still remember though, laying in the Park on that cheerful sunny day.. Man, what a weird day for a bank heist, I shoulda picked one that was more gloomy..
*shakes head*
ANYway, I'm layin' in the middle of the Park feeling my armor melt off me, just melt off me like I'm the Amazing Butterman and it's a buck-twenty in the shade, and that damn music.. the music...
Like I said, I'm mostly retired. Every now and then I plan a heist, just in my mind, ya know.. just to keep in form. I gotta admit, I'm sleeping better now.
*slaps enormous belly*
And I'm definetly eating alright! That's one thing they don't tells you, crime pays damn good, but it tends to have "irregular" schedules, you know what I mean?
So yeah. _My_ life of crime is over. But I still have that one golden memory from 'After', to keep me warm at night, ya know? See, I punched that Andrew Eldritch.. I punched him right in the face!
*stares of into the distance smiling happily for a moment, then goes back to work.*[Image: kokbanner.jpg]
--- Kokuten Daysleeper, Retired Epicced Officered DorfWire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

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  Doug and Thibor at Hogwarts
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-19-2005, 02:30 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (33)

This is a resurrection of a thread that I believe the Hacker destroyed -- Shayne and I started trading bits and pieces of our characters jointly teaching a DADA class at Hogwarts. I lost the spark for a while, and it stalled until it was wiped, but by chance I kept a local copy, which I'm now reposting in the hopes that we can start this thread up again.


(Shayne)
The great hall was abuzz with voices. The professor was
indisposed, but rather than cancel classes or draft one of the
other teachers to fill in, the headmaster had opted to bring in a
pair of guest lecturers for a weekend lecture to make up the lost
instruction session. Students from all of the houses were
A pair of squibs. A snide voice from the Slytherin table could
be heard, deliberately pitched to be audible throughout the room.
What a waste of time.
Not squibs. Another voice added. Ones a Protoean magus.
You mean a cripple. The other voice rejoined. What good is
magic you cant control?
The argument cut off abruptly as the doors to the great hall
swung open.

(Bob)
Two figures strode through the doors side-by-side.
"Quite a lot of good, actually," declared the one on the left, a
lithe, athletic man with short-cropped blond hair and an American
accent. From a strap he held in one hand dangled an object the
Muggle-born students recognized as a motorcycle helmet.
"Is thinking practical demonstration is in order," said the
other, a burlier fellow with dark hair and a twinkle in his eye.
His rumbling voice betrayed some Eastern European influences.
"Is thinking you're quite right," replied the first affably.
"Pick a student to terrorize," he added as he tossed the helmet
in the air. It flipped a couple of times and then dropped neatly
on his head. As he began working at the strap inside and under
his chin he turned to the class. "Good morning, kids. We're
your new instructors, Starsky and Hutch."
"No," growled the burly one as he stalked along the rows of
nervous-looking students.
"The Captain and Tennille?"
"No."
"Wayland Flowers and Madame?"
"No!"
The man with the helmet turned to the class and shrugged
eloquently. "Well, I'm sure we're *somebody*. When we figure out
*who* we'll let you know." A badly-stifled chorus of giggles
erupted from the seats closest to him. He turned to his partner.
"So, who's our lucky vic... student this morning?"

(Shayne)
Am thinking is weedy looking blonde. Thibor growled. Is
writing checks with mouth, is going to have to cash them with ar
bottom. Few is called, none is happy about it.
Thibor stopped next to the podium and stretched. He bent down and
quickly unlaced his boots, stepping out of them with ill grace.
The socks followed, stuffed haphazardly into the boots. He
straightened, the boots dangling loosely from his hands. The
blonde student watched him with an ill concealed contempt, a
sneer twisting his thin, aristocratic lips.
What are you going to do, stink me to death. A ripple of
laughter passed through the students seated around the blonde as
he got up and walked to the center aisle.
No. Am not planning on killing you. Will live through this. An
expression that could, with a little coaching, pass for a smile,
played across Thibors thick, Slavic features. Am Major Thibor
Sawchyk. International Super Teams, am not sure who partner is,
but is pretty sure is having something to do with duck. Is not
having wand. Attack.
Stupef.. The blonde student raised his wand with a quick, jerky
motion and pointed it. He was brought up short as the boots
flashed through the air, one smashing into his extended hand, the
other impacting tread first with his face. He fell backwards,
ending up square on his backside, the boot dropping into his
robed lap.
Lesson one. Is not weapon in hand that makes you dangerous. Use
what is at hand that would be grey squishy thing between ears.
That is true weapon. Thibor said, as muted laughter rose from
three of the long tables. He turned his back on the seething
blond as he addressed the other students.
Stupefy! The blondes hand scrambled against the stone floor,
recovering his lost wand. He pointed it at the center of the
instructors shoulders. The red beam passed through air as the
man easily leapt upwards. What left the ground was a man, but
what landed was not. The huge grey werewolf plucked the wand from
the blondes hand, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and
lifted him easily off the ground. There was a moment of panic
from the assembled students, and several screams as wands
appeared in hands around the room.
Sit!. Thibors voice barked out the command. He dropped the
blonde in a stunned, shaking heap on the floor. Am hereditary
werewolf. Is meaning is not infectious. Lesson two. Never take
what your opponent offers you. If foe is showing you his back,
there is reason for it. Reason is not because is stupid. Is
having their attention now.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

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  Chris -- got your email
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-19-2005, 02:19 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into - No Replies

Rather than risk the delivery problems we seem to be running into this week, I decided to post here. Don't worry, take your time, and get to the material when you can. I'll write on ahead -- if it's usable, great, if not, I'll stash it against future need.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

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  Not sure if this belongs here, but meh.
Posted by: VladimirTherin - 10-19-2005, 06:38 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (3)

Baen Webscriptions have updated, finally :-)
They seem to be getting later and later during the month :-(

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  Song of the Day, 18 October 2005
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-18-2005, 07:43 PM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (2)

Oh, deedle-dee, three tots are we,
And we're as clever as can be.
We live with Grandma Ida
And our dear old Grandpa Ned.
And little Baby Mike (the brat)
And don't forget the Siamese cat
And in the attic from Detroit is big fat Uncle Fred.
Oh, Grandpa wishes he were rich
And Grandma just complains (the bitch)
And Uncle Fred sits drunk in bed.
Mike cries all night and day.
The cat thinks that he owns the place.
He bites and scratches on the face.
It'd be so nice if they all went away.
Away! Away! Away-dee-daydee-daydee-daydee-daydee-daydee-day!
The cat is dead! The cat is dead!
I went to pat him on the head.
He didn't purr, he didn't meow.
He didn't blink or sniff.
He seemed to have a funny smile
That made me laugh but all the while
The tail that used to flip and flop got awful cold and stiff.
We chopped him into little bits
And seasoned him with apple bits.
And with some dust,
We made a crust
And put him in a pie.
Into the oven he did slip
Until the crust was nice and crisp.
I'll love that little kitty 'til I die.
I die! I didee-didee-didee-didee-didee-didee-die!
The cat is dead! The cat is dead!
And Mikey too and Uncle Fred,
Expiring all so suddenly
While sipping down some tea.
The tea was hot,
The tea was nice,
With strychnine and a little spice
To cover up the funny taste of our conspiracy.
When Grandpa saw what we had done
He went straight for his hunting gun.
But we were quick, we stole the clip.
The rest is history.
To make sure Grandma wouldn't flee,
We gave her a lobotomy,
And now she's just as happy as can be.
Can be! Can beedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-dee!
The cat is dead! The cat is dead!
I went to pat him on the head.
He didn't purr, he didn't meow.
He didn't blink or sniff.
He seemed to have a funny smile
That made me laugh but all the while
The tail that used to flip and flop got awful cold and stiff.
We chopped him into little bits
And seasoned him with apple bits.
And with some dust,
We made a crust
And put him in a pie.
Into the oven he did slip
Until the crust was nice and crisp.
I'll love that little kitty 'til I die.
I die! I didee-didee-didee-didee-didee-didee-die!
-- The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, The Cat Is Dead
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  A Non-Drunkard's Walk Teaser
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 10-18-2005, 05:12 AM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (11)

I just realized that I don't have an area here for any non-DW fics I might write. I'm going to have to take care of that soon.
In the mean time, here's a little bit of something that I've been playing around with in my head for a few months, and which I've started slowly putting down in text. I'll be honest -- this is all that's written so far, and I may never get past this point with all the other things on my plate. But I thought I'd throw it out and see if it intrigues anyone. It has a title, but I don't want to reveal it at the moment. I will say that it is a post-HBP Harry Potter story.
Enjoy.
-- Bob


1. Love In The Time Of Voldemort "Someday after we have mastered the winds, the waves, the tides, and gravity, we shall harness the energies of love. Then for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire." -- Teihard de ChardinAs Bill and Fleur kissed to the chiming of silverware against glasses, Harry found the urge to vanish into the woodwork nearly overwhelming.It wasn't that he wasn't enjoying himself -- he was. He had been almost grimly determined to; their wedding marked, in his mind, the borderline between his boyhood and his manhood, and he was ekeing out the last shards of the joys of being a child before he turned the whole of his attention to... other matters. Matters of destiny.Still, it was a difficult job, having so much fun, especially when one is unprepared for the social complexities of the occasion. Hermione (with a keen memory of school dances past) had coached him, and he had so far comported himself admirably. He had danced with almost every girl close to his age, including the bride (who had, in fact, insisted on it). Fleur's younger sister Gabrielle had then monopolized him for nearly half an hour, until Ginny took it upon herself to rescue him -- but that just brought with it a different set of pressures, as they both tried to not-talk around the subject of their strange maybe-on/maybe-off sort-of possibly relationship-thing. He shook his head at his hesitation to actually say, even in his head, what it really was, and finally forced himself.*She wants ... is hoping ... to be something more permanent than just a girlfriend.*And god help him, he wanted it, too.But not yet. Love was not something he felt comfortable with yet.Not while Dumbledore's insistence that it was the "power the DarkLord knows not" still loomed large in his mind.Before matters went farther than he wanted, though, he'd managed to distract Ginny with her mother, who -- even with the demonstration of Fleur's sincere devotion to Bill after he had been savaged by Greyback -- was still of two minds about her part-Veela daughter-in-law. Spotting Mrs. Weasley about to have what Hermione had started euphemistically calling "a bad moment", he'd launched Ginny at her and then retreated to the furthest wall of the Burrow's dining room. Given that the room had been magically expanded to make extra space for the reception dinner, that was a lot further than it normally was -- a fact for which he gave profuse but silent thanks.As the newlyweds continued to kiss, Harry noticed that he was both near an exit, and (for the first time in some minutes) unwatched by anybody at the party. He took advantage of the opportunity to slip out of the room unobserved. Padding silently through the twilit Burrow, he made his way to the stairwell that led to the upstairs bedrooms, pausing in front of the door to the room that had once belonged to Fred and George. After a moment's thought, he pushed it open.Then, without thinking about it, he stepped aside to avoid the curse boobytrap that went off when he did. The beam of azure light splattered on the floor behind him, fizzed, and faded.Stepping inside, he glanced around. A pair of desks with chairs. Two beds, ready and waiting for the twins, although they would not be sleeping there tonight. (Not with floo and apparating and portkeys... unlike a Muggle wedding, there would be no guests staying the night in the spare rooms and on the couches. No guests but himself, Harry noted wryly.)Still treading softly, Harry crossed to one of the desks and pulled out its chair. He lowered himself gently into the hard wooden seat, slumping against the back and one armrest as he looked out the windows, across the garden, at the setting crescent moon.He had a good deal of thinking to do.* * *"Harry?" Cautiously, Hermione poked her head through the narrow space between the door and its frame, and peered into Fred and George's room, and immediately spied Harry sitting with his back to her. She pulled her head back out and hissed, "Ron, he's in here!" Then she pushed the door open just enough to let her slip into the darkened room."Harry?" she repeated from several feet closer. Behind her, Ron entered silently, then shut the door behind them. As Harry continued to stare out the window wordlessly, he stepped up to Hermione and put a hand on her shoulder. She looked up at her boyfriend and shook her head.Ron's eyebrows narrowed for a moment. "Harry, mate? Want to talk about it?"Harry didn't reply for a long time. Hermione was almost ready to explode, to dash over to him and shake him, to get any kind of response from him, when he finally spoke. He never took his eyes off the moon -- now almost hidden by the distant treeline. "I don't understand it."Ron and Hermione shared a puzzled look. "What don't you understand, Harry?" Hermione asked quietly.Still staring out the window, Harry said, "I've been watching Bill and Fleur all night. I've been watching you, two, also. I think I finally know what love looks like." He shook his head, the motion only visible in the shadows because of the setting moon backlighting him. Hermione blushed at his words, thankful that he hadn't turned around, and squeezed Ron's hand. As Ron squeezed back, Harry went on. "Professor Dumbledore said that the power I have that Voldemort knows not is love, is my ability to love." He shook his head again. "But how can love be a weapon? What can you do with it?""I've thought," Hermione offered hesitantly, "that it means that the people you have on your side will be there because of love, and they'll be more faithful and steadfast than Voldemort's minions, who serve out of fear or self-interest."Ron nudged her, and in the half-light of the darkened room she could see him silently mouth a question at her just as Harry asked, "But what difference does that make?"She suppressed the urge to (gently!) swat the back of his head, and instead let a familiar exasperation filter into her tone. "It makes a lot of difference, Harry. Those who serve from love will stick with you through the worst the enemy can throw at you. Those who serve out of self-interest will abandon their commander the moment it looks too dangerous." Some smugness crept into her voice to join the exasperation. "I'll let you figure out which side has the advantage then."He shook his head again. "That can't be the only answer.""It's the only one that make sense," Hermione insisted."No." Harry turned slowly from the window just at the moment the last bit of the moon vanished behind the distant tree line. "I can't accept that. I can't believe that 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' would be my ability to send someone else willingly into danger." Even in the dim light of the room, they could see his hands clench. "I can't allow that. No one should have to risk themselves for me. There has to be some other answer."A faint sound of laughter drifted up from the lower level of the Burrow, followed by muted applause. Harry simply sat staring at them, the lenses of his glasses gleaming ever-so-slightly with reflections of the dim light from the hall.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Looking for an HP fic
Posted by: zerosum - 10-16-2005, 06:48 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (2)

...that was mentioned some time back.
I can't find it in any of the threads I've searched, so
I suspect it vanished in a forum crash.
The fic in question had an organization known as
T.I.C.K.L.E., and either they or some other group
of bad guys were trying to get Harry and Hermione
together.
That's all I can remember. Any assistance will be
greatly appreciated.
-z

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